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-->According to Joseph, his friends had left the party reading quotes from the bible to each other and were on their way to assist the homeless. According to the police, the group was shooting off flamethrowers and wheeling a giant cannon down the street toward an orphanage. The truth is probably somewhere in between.

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-->According --> According to Joseph, his friends had left the party reading quotes from the bible to each other and were on their way to assist the homeless. According to the police, the group was shooting off flamethrowers and wheeling a giant cannon down the street toward an orphanage. The truth is probably somewhere in between.between.
** After that,
--> Joseph was rushed to the hospital where doctors discovered the 19 bullet-holes in his body. The attending physician later testified that Joseph was "probably in severe pain." Dr. Obvious likely went on to say that the red stuff pouring out of Joseph's body was "probably blood."
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-baffling-food-mascots-all-time/ Seanbaby's explanation]] for the Kool-Aid Man's [[ThereWasADoor wall-smashing]] tendencies: "He's a creature made entirely out of tap water, sugar and a pouch of carcinogens. His body can't decide whether it wants to evacuate its liquid, run as fast as it can or die, so he just charges the nearest building in a desperate attempt at all three."

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-baffling-food-mascots-all-time/ Seanbaby's explanation]] for the Kool-Aid Man's [[ThereWasADoor wall-smashing]] tendencies: "He's a creature made entirely out of tap water, sugar and a pouch of carcinogens. His body can't decide whether it wants to evacuate its liquid, run as fast as it can or die, so he just charges the nearest building in a desperate attempt at all three.""
* From [[http://www.cracked.com/article_17573_7-fatal-injuries-that-people-somehow-survived.html this article]]:
-->According to Joseph, his friends had left the party reading quotes from the bible to each other and were on their way to assist the homeless. According to the police, the group was shooting off flamethrowers and wheeling a giant cannon down the street toward an orphanage. The truth is probably somewhere in between.
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* CrowningMomentOfFunny Way too many to list...
** Too bad we can't make a Top X List for it.
** However, I say we should try!
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_40_if-every-famous-person-got-what-they-deserved/ If Every (famous) Person Got What They Deserved]]: the #3 entry? [[spoiler: PRESIDENT BruceCampbell]].

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_40_if-every-famous-person-got-what-they-deserved/ If Every (famous) Person Got What They Deserved]]: the #3 entry? [[spoiler: PRESIDENT BruceCampbell]].BruceCampbell]].
* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-baffling-food-mascots-all-time/ Seanbaby's explanation]] for the Kool-Aid Man's [[ThereWasADoor wall-smashing]] tendencies: "He's a creature made entirely out of tap water, sugar and a pouch of carcinogens. His body can't decide whether it wants to evacuate its liquid, run as fast as it can or die, so he just charges the nearest building in a desperate attempt at all three."
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* Anything involving [[EldritchAbomination Popsicle Pete, the herald]].

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* Anything involving [[EldritchAbomination Popsicle Pete, the herald]].herald]].
* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_40_if-every-famous-person-got-what-they-deserved/ If Every (famous) Person Got What They Deserved]]: the #3 entry? [[spoiler: PRESIDENT BruceCampbell]].
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18621_the-sadness-toy-story-measured-in-tears-5Bchart5D.html?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Movies+%26+TV&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashback The Sadness of Toy Story measured in Tears.]]

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18621_the-sadness-toy-story-measured-in-tears-5Bchart5D.html?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Movies+%26+TV&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashback The Sadness of Toy Story measured in Tears.]]]]
* Anything involving [[EldritchAbomination Popsicle Pete, the herald]].
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_226_32-insane-movie-ideas-built-out-existing-movie-titles/ 32 insane movie ideas built on existing movie titles.]] Funniest. Photoshop. Contest. EVER.

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_226_32-insane-movie-ideas-built-out-existing-movie-titles/ 32 insane movie ideas built on existing movie titles.]] Funniest. Photoshop. Contest. EVER.EVER.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18621_the-sadness-toy-story-measured-in-tears-5Bchart5D.html?wa_user1=2&wa_user2=Movies+%26+TV&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=flashback The Sadness of Toy Story measured in Tears.]]
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18658_6-movie-plots-that-could-have-been-solved-in-minutes.html 6 Movie Plots That Could Have Been Solved In Minutes,]] particularly #6.

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18658_6-movie-plots-that-could-have-been-solved-in-minutes.html 6 Movie Plots That Could Have Been Solved In Minutes,]] particularly #6.#6.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_226_32-insane-movie-ideas-built-out-existing-movie-titles/ 32 insane movie ideas built on existing movie titles.]] Funniest. Photoshop. Contest. EVER.
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** For extra hilarity [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19309_live-chat-with-agents-cracked-dan-michael.html do it twice.]]

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** For extra hilarity [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19309_live-chat-with-agents-cracked-dan-michael.html do it twice.]]]]
* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18658_6-movie-plots-that-could-have-been-solved-in-minutes.html 6 Movie Plots That Could Have Been Solved In Minutes,]] particularly #6.
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* Put DOB, Swaim, and Abe Epperson in liveblog with [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19276_live-chat-with-dan-michael-archive.html a bunch of rambunctious commenters]] for an hour, and watch the chuckles pour in.

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* Put DOB, Swaim, and Abe Epperson in liveblog with [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19276_live-chat-with-dan-michael-archive.html Put DOB, Swaim, and Abe Epperson in liveblog]] with a bunch of rambunctious commenters]] commenters for an hour, and watch the chuckles pour in.
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-great-sex-advice-books-people-who-hate-sex/ 4 Great Sex Advice Books for People Who Hate Sex]]. Especially the last one.

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-great-sex-advice-books-people-who-hate-sex/ 4 Great Sex Advice Books for People Who Hate Sex]]. Especially the last one.one.
* Put DOB, Swaim, and Abe Epperson in liveblog with [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19276_live-chat-with-dan-michael-archive.html a bunch of rambunctious commenters]] for an hour, and watch the chuckles pour in.
** For extra hilarity [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19309_live-chat-with-agents-cracked-dan-michael.html do it twice.]]
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** And Number 1. It's a poster trying to promote peace between Taiwan and China... [[DistractedByTheSexy depicting a bunch of nubile Asian women in bikinis laying about.]] "Problem? Who said there's a problem? This is the best damn thing we've ever seen."
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_143_if-every-website-got-dramatic-movie-adaptation_p2 Cracked's list of posters for possible movies based on websites.]] [[supersecretspoiler: [[TVTropes Guess which site was #1.]]]]

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_143_if-every-website-got-dramatic-movie-adaptation_p2 Cracked's list of posters for possible movies based on websites.]] [[supersecretspoiler: [[spoiler: [[TVTropes Guess which site was #1.]]]]
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19088_6-brilliant-inventions-that-look-like-gag-gifts.html 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts]]. The first item on the list is Powdered Water. The author mentions a classic joke email about DumbBlonde Inventions, that features things like "solar-powered flashlight," "pedal-powered wheel chair" and, of course, "powdered water". But after the entry explains that powdered water, or rather "dry water", is a really useful thing, the author remarks "So we guess we should go looking for a pedal-powered wheelchair now?". Guess what's the next item on the list.

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19088_6-brilliant-inventions-that-look-like-gag-gifts.html 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts]]. The first item on the list is Powdered Water. The author mentions a classic joke email about DumbBlonde Inventions, that features things like "solar-powered flashlight," "pedal-powered wheel chair" and, of course, "powdered water". But after the entry explains that powdered water, or rather "dry water", is a really useful thing, the author remarks "So we guess we should go looking for a pedal-powered wheelchair now?". Guess what's the next item on the list.list.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-great-sex-advice-books-people-who-hate-sex/ 4 Great Sex Advice Books for People Who Hate Sex]]. Especially the last one.
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1888 Michael Bay Presents: Fishing]].

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1888 Michael Bay Presents: Fishing]].Fishing]].
* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19088_6-brilliant-inventions-that-look-like-gag-gifts.html 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts]]. The first item on the list is Powdered Water. The author mentions a classic joke email about DumbBlonde Inventions, that features things like "solar-powered flashlight," "pedal-powered wheel chair" and, of course, "powdered water". But after the entry explains that powdered water, or rather "dry water", is a really useful thing, the author remarks "So we guess we should go looking for a pedal-powered wheelchair now?". Guess what's the next item on the list.
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18464_the-17-most-unintentionally-hilarious-propaganda-posters.html The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters]] mights seriously be the funniest thing this troper has ever read. Number 13 in particular. . . "If this were a smoking ad, you wouldn't be reading this right now because your dad would have died of lung cancer when he was 11."

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/article_18464_the-17-most-unintentionally-hilarious-propaganda-posters.html The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters]] mights seriously be the funniest thing this troper has ever read. Number 13 in particular. . . "If this were a smoking ad, you wouldn't be reading this right now because your dad would have died of lung cancer when he was 11.""
* [[http://www.cracked.com/craptions/craption/1888 Michael Bay Presents: Fishing]].
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** Fuck it, this is taking too long. TO THE [[strike: DAM]] LIST!
** [[http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html 100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines]].

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** Fuck it, this is taking too long. TO THE [[strike: DAM]] LIST!
**
* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/most-horrifying-writers-room-ever The Most Horrifying Writers Room Ever]].
* [[http://www.
cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html 100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines]].
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* [[The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters http://www.cracked.com/article_18464_the-17-most-unintentionally-hilarious-propaganda-posters.html]] mights seriously be the funniest thing this troper has ever read. Number 13 in particular. . .

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* [[The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters http://www.[[http://www.cracked.com/article_18464_the-17-most-unintentionally-hilarious-propaganda-posters.html]] html The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters]] mights seriously be the funniest thing this troper has ever read. Number 13 in particular. . . "If this were a smoking ad, you wouldn't be reading this right now because your dad would have died of lung cancer when he was 11."
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--> When you create a Sim, it records a copy of them. This allowed me to go back to the menu and start the game over with a fresh genetic clone of Subject Beef and Turbo Sexaphonic. With science marching along next to me, I moved them into the burned-out, haunted remains of my old facility to recreate our grand experiment. What happened next is a true story: the clone rummaged through the trash for exactly 25 hours, then ran to the pool to sink and die. It's like the first thing he did after being created was '''remember what I had done.''' Going over all this data, I can conclude that science and all the dark-sided Gozar-summoning magic it brings with it can kiss my ass.

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--> When you create a Sim, it records a copy of them. This allowed me to go back to the menu and start the game over with a fresh genetic clone of Subject Beef and Turbo Sexaphonic. With science marching along next to me, I moved them into the burned-out, haunted remains of my old facility to recreate our grand experiment. What happened next is a true story: the clone rummaged through the trash for exactly 25 hours, then ran to the pool to sink and die. It's like the first thing he did after being created was '''remember what I had done.''' Going over all this data, I can conclude that science and all the dark-sided Gozar-summoning magic it brings with it can kiss my ass.ass.
*[[The 17 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Propaganda Posters http://www.cracked.com/article_18464_the-17-most-unintentionally-hilarious-propaganda-posters.html]] mights seriously be the funniest thing this troper has ever read. Number 13 in particular. . .
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/frosty-snowman-declares-war-war-christmas Frosty the Snowman declares War on the War on Christmas]]. Crosses so many lines it looks like [[OrderOfTheStick the Snarl]].

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/frosty-snowman-declares-war-war-christmas Frosty the Snowman declares War on the War on Christmas]]. Crosses so many lines it looks like [[OrderOfTheStick the Snarl]].Snarl]].
* I nominate [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/exploring-the-mysteries-of-the-mind-with-the-sims-3/ Exploring the Mysteries of the Mind With Sims 3.]] Basically, Seanbaby creates a nightmarish world for one fat, hydrophobic Sim and watches as madness slowly takes over. What really kills it is the final experiment:
--> When you create a Sim, it records a copy of them. This allowed me to go back to the menu and start the game over with a fresh genetic clone of Subject Beef and Turbo Sexaphonic. With science marching along next to me, I moved them into the burned-out, haunted remains of my old facility to recreate our grand experiment. What happened next is a true story: the clone rummaged through the trash for exactly 25 hours, then ran to the pool to sink and die. It's like the first thing he did after being created was '''remember what I had done.''' Going over all this data, I can conclude that science and all the dark-sided Gozar-summoning magic it brings with it can kiss my ass.

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-->'''Better Excuse''': "I'm actually an undercover agent of the DEA. I'm on a mission to find homosexual pot dealers by tying pot around my dick. Its called fishing, and its ''awful''". Hey, at least they'd give you some points for creativity

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-->'''Better Excuse''': "I'm actually an undercover agent of the DEA. I'm on a mission to find homosexual pot dealers by tying pot around my dick. Its called fishing, and its ''awful''". Hey, at least they'd give you some points for creativitycreativity.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/frosty-snowman-declares-war-war-christmas Frosty the Snowman declares War on the War on Christmas]]. Crosses so many lines it looks like [[OrderOfTheStick the Snarl]].
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* Most of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4583790/1/In_the_Clutches_of_Cloth The 7 Most Retarded Criminal Excuses of all Time]] is hilarious, but number 1 in particular stands out: Someone tied pot around their dick and tried to smuggle it into prison. When the police found it, he said that it was simply "a misunderstanding".

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* Most of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4583790/1/In_the_Clutches_of_Cloth cracked.com/article_16841_the-7-most-retarded-criminal-excuses-all-time.html The 7 Most Retarded Criminal Excuses of all Time]] is hilarious, but number 1 in particular stands out: Someone tied pot around their dick and tried to smuggle it into prison. When the police found it, he said that it was simply "a misunderstanding".
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/revisiting-old-school-text-adventures-as-a-jaded-modern-gamer/ Revisiting Old-School Text Adventures as a Jaded Modern Gamer]]

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/revisiting-old-school-text-adventures-as-a-jaded-modern-gamer/ Revisiting Old-School Text Adventures as a Jaded Modern Gamer]]Gamer]]
* Most of [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4583790/1/In_the_Clutches_of_Cloth The 7 Most Retarded Criminal Excuses of all Time]] is hilarious, but number 1 in particular stands out: Someone tied pot around their dick and tried to smuggle it into prison. When the police found it, he said that it was simply "a misunderstanding".
-->'''How This Excuse Could Work''': No way. There is no way this could work. No series of events could have possibly come together for you to accidentally tie 9 grams of pot around your dick. What, did you fall into a huge pile of pot, get some on your dick, and then not bother to check after?
-->'''Better Excuse''': "I'm actually an undercover agent of the DEA. I'm on a mission to find homosexual pot dealers by tying pot around my dick. Its called fishing, and its ''awful''". Hey, at least they'd give you some points for creativity
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_143_if-every-website-got-dramatic-movie-adaptation_p2 Cracked's list of posters for possible movies based on websites.]] [[supersecretspoiler: [[TVTropes Guess which site was #1.]]]]

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_143_if-every-website-got-dramatic-movie-adaptation_p2 Cracked's list of posters for possible movies based on websites.]] [[supersecretspoiler: [[TVTropes Guess which site was #1.]]]]]]]]
* [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/revisiting-old-school-text-adventures-as-a-jaded-modern-gamer/ Revisiting Old-School Text Adventures as a Jaded Modern Gamer]]
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_143_if-every-website-got-dramatic-movie-adaptation_p2] Scroll to the bottom.

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_143_if-every-website-got-dramatic-movie-adaptation_p2] Scroll to the bottom.com/photoplasty_143_if-every-website-got-dramatic-movie-adaptation_p2 Cracked's list of posters for possible movies based on websites.]] [[supersecretspoiler: [[TVTropes Guess which site was #1.]]]]
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-2858-dongs/ Cracked Topics]] on dongs.

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-2858-dongs/ Cracked Topics]] on dongs.dongs.
* [[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_143_if-every-website-got-dramatic-movie-adaptation_p2] Scroll to the bottom.
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* [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18120_the-sex-offender-shuffle.html The Sex Offender Shuffle]].

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* [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18120_the-sex-offender-shuffle.html The Sex Offender Shuffle]].Shuffle]].
* [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-2858-dongs/ Cracked Topics]] on dongs.
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* I nominate ATrailerForEveryAcademyAwardWinningMovieEver [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.html]]

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* I nominate ATrailerForEveryAcademyAwardWinningMovieEver [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.html]]html]]
* [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18120_the-sex-offender-shuffle.html The Sex Offender Shuffle]].
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** [[http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html 100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines]].

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** [[http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html 100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines]].Lines]].
* I nominate ATrailerForEveryAcademyAwardWinningMovieEver [[http://www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.html]]

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Click the edit button * CrowningMomentOfFunny Way too many to start list...
** Too bad we can't make a Top X List for it.
** However, I say we should try!
** Fuck it,
this new page. is taking too long. TO THE [[strike: DAM]] LIST!
** [[http://www.cracked.com/article_17270_100-unintentionally-hilarious-spam-subject-lines.html 100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines]].

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