History Funny / ComicBookFanfics

** In "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3164145/1/bCommentary_b Commentary]]", a report on the passage of the [[ComicBook/CivilWar Superhero Registration Act]], as well as the public unmasking of ComicBook/SpiderMan, as it would appear on ''Series/TheDailyShow''. Jon Stewart's comment on J. Jonah Jameson:

** A crossover example; ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3564662/1/An-Open-and-Frank-Discussion An Open and Frank Discussion]] involves the Registration Act-era Avengers and Thunderbolts having hunted down and attacked a recent superhuman visitor from another dimension in order to 'convince' her to register... who, [[MuggingTheMonster unfortunately for them]], turns out to be ComicBook/WonderWoman. Who, once she's finished handing them their asses, has some suggestions she'd like to make.

* The Franchise/{{Batman}}/ComicBook/{{Catwoman}} shipper arc ''Fanfic/CatTales'' is consistently funny. In the first book, "A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation", Catwoman decides to set the record straight regarding various falsehoods and rumors circulating around her(in other words, a fix-fic for everything that's happened to her since the "Officer Down" arc), by telling her side of the story...in a stand-up routine. A passage from her stage show:

--->[[[Franchise/TheFlash Bart Allen]], alias Impulse, alias Kid Flash, alias The Flash, alias Bart Allen. Size 6 dress.]\\

** In "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3164145/1/bCommentary_b Commentary]]", a report on the passage of the [[Comicbook/CivilWar Superhero Registration Act]], as well as the public unmasking of Franchise/SpiderMan, as it would appear on ''Series/TheDailyShow''. Jon Stewart's comment on J. Jonah Jameson:

** In "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3190686/1/Alternative_Strategy Alternative Strategy]]", when Comicbook/TheAvengers and the Comicbook/FantasticFour are informed by the President of the imminent passage of the SHRA, they immediately announce their retirement and begin loudly announcing plans for the future, which involve [[AlternateUniverseReedRichardsIsAwesome Reed creating a synthetic gasoline]] that would put American oil companies out of business. A suddenly terrified President immediately announces he would veto the SHRA sight unseen.

** [[invoked]] And the fact John lampshades most of the [[IdiotPlot stupider parts behind the logic of the Superhero Registration Act]],[[{{Misblamed}} such as punishing the superheroes when it was clearly the job of the supervillain]]. But the crowner is how he ties it to the [[AcceptablePoliticalTargets the Bush Administration]], making the governmental botch-up a LOT more realistic.

** And the fact John lampshades most of the [[IdiotPlot stupider parts behind the logic of the Superhero Registration Act]],[[{{Misblamed}} such as punishing the superheroes when it was clearly the job of the supervillain]]. But the crowner is how he ties it to the [[AcceptablePoliticalTargets the Bush Administration]], making the governmental botch-up a LOT more realistic.

* The Franchise/{{Batman}}/[[ComicBook/{{Catwoman}} Catwoman]] shipper arc ''Fanfic/CatTales'' is consistently funny. In the first book, "A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation", Catwoman decides to set the record straight regarding various falsehoods and rumors circulating around her(in other words, a fix-fic for everything that's happened to her since the "Officer Down" arc), by telling her side of the story...in a stand-up routine. A passage from her stage show:

* A ''WesternAnimation/YoungJustice''/''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' ''[[http://riseupwithfists.dreamwidth.org/25855.html fanfic]]'' had these relationship status options on the superhero networking site:

** [[TsunDere Damian trying, and failing, to hide he's attracted to Stephanie Brown]].

** [[spoiler: Oh, and [[Comicbook/{{Deadpool}} a certain fourth-wall breaking cameo by a certain Merc with a Mouth beating a certain reporter with a baseball bat...]]]]

** The advertisement for Lazarus, the Wayne Enterprises' miracle drug reverse engineered from the Lazarus Pits' chemicals. Plus, Ra's al Ghul's reaction.

** Joker is in Arkham's hospital wing, getting bored due Blackfire shattering his arms and legs... So, to prevent he comes up with too many horrible things to do when he heals, ''the Red Hood from Earth 3, AKA Owlman's Joker, shows up with Jokers from many other dimensions to exchange funny tales''. Including [[Series/{{Batman}} Caesar Romero's]], [[ComicBook/{{Flashpoint}} Martha Wayne]], and one that [[ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheCapedCrusader is his universe' Alfred]]. [[spoiler:And the latter two escape with the Joker before Red Hood gets everyone back to their universes]].

'''Joker: "Come on, you wanted to hurt him too-it's just you don't have the sense of humor to make it funny."

** This troper has to love pretty much every part from [[SplitPersonality Harvey Dent / Two-Face]]'s perspective.
*** In one instalment, Two-Face has been tormented with paranoia due to being free from Arkham at a time of year (hinted to be the anniversary of his parents' death) when Batman tends to be ''especially'' vicious to his RoguesGallery, and has been frantic about the possibility of Batman catching up to him. When Batman eventually ''does'' catch him at the end, he's just so relieved that the sword has finally dropped that he happily offers Batman a free shot to punch him right in the face.

*** Even worse: [[spoiler: Stilt-Man chooses a certain Music/RickAstley song for Spidey to sing. [[RickRoll You know the one.]]]]

*** Everyone fears what will Blackfire do to test Barbara's worthiness to marry Starfire, as [[Recap/TeenTitansS3E3Betrothed when she tested Dick she set up a fake alien invasion of Tamaran]]. What does she do? She verifies if she can pull herself over a bar, because, differently from Dick, ''she'' has already proved herself in anything but strength.

** Everything about Control Freak's unrequited crush on Blackfire.

Back to [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/Fanfic the main page]].

*** Even worse: [[spoiler: Stilt-Man chooses a certain RickAstley song for Spidey to sing. [[RickRoll You know the one.]]]]

** By the same author, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5114189/1/ Sing Us A Song, You're The Stilt-Man!]] has Spider-Man at the mercy of a host of supervillains. [[spoiler: They force him to sing karaoke.]]
*** Even worse: [[spoiler: Stilt-Man chooses a certain RickAstley song. [[RickRoll You know the one.]]]]

* The Franchise/{{Batman}}/[[ComicBook/{{Catwoman}} Catwoman]] shipper arc "[[http://catwoman-cattales.com/ Cat Tales]]" is consistently funny. In the first book, "A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation", Catwoman decides to set the record straight regarding various falsehoods and rumors circulating around her(in other words, a fix-fic for everything that's happened to her since the "Officer Down" arc), by telling her side of the story...in a stand-up routine. A passage from her stage show:

---->That’s how I addressed your Fathers’ Day card.
---->Is that prig with an “R” Yes.
---->Why are you having new stationery made up?
---->YES YES YES! IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND TRUE, YOU ARE THE KING AND LORD OF THE LAND OF SELF-RIGHTEOUS PRIGS!
--->And no matter which response the player chose, the character would say: “Why no, not at all. Why do you ask?”

---> I am:
---> -single
---> -it's complicated
---> -enjoying marriage privileges others do not have
---> -still in that disgusting touchy-feely phase
---> -sex, please, we're Arrows

---> [Bart Allen, alias Impulse, alias Kid Flash, alias The Flash, alias Bart Allen. Size 6 dress.]
---> [Kon-El, alias Superboy, alias Conner Kent. Six out of every ten rural teenage boys have relations with farm animals over the course of their adolescence.]
---> [Supergirl: has no pants]

** In "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3164145/1/bCommentary_b Commentary]]", a report on the passage of the [[Comicbook/CivilWar Superhero Registration Act]], as well as the public unmasking of SpiderMan, as it would appear on ''Series/TheDailyShow''. Jon Stewart's comment on J. Jonah Jameson:
--> "That's right ... Peter Parker took photos. Of himself. And sold them to this man who never, ever wondered why [[ClarkKenting this one guy]] could get nearly ''all'' the photos of Spider-Man ... all the ''time''."
*** And the fact John lampshades most of the [[IdiotPlot stupider parts behind the logic of the Superhero Registration Act]],[[{{Misblamed}} such as punishing the superheroes when it was clearly the job of the supervillain]]. But the crowner is how he ties it to the [[AcceptablePoliticalTargets the Bush Administration]], making the governmental botch-up a LOT more realistic.
*** [[spoiler: Oh, and [[Comicbook/{{Deadpool}} a certain fourth-wall breaking cameo by a certain Merc with a Mouth beating a certain reporter with a baseball bat...]]]]

-->'''Reed''': I was waiting for Johnny to get off the phone … talking to some girl … and I devised a method for creating artificial gasoline.\\

*** In one instalment, Two-Face has been tormented with paranoia due to being free from Arkham at a time of year (hinted to be the anniversary of his parents' death) when Batman tends to be ''especially'' vicious to his RoguesGallery, and has been frantic about the possibility of Batman catching up to him. When Batman eventually ''does'' catch him at the end, he's just so relieved that he happily offers Batman a free shot to punch him right in the face.

---> "That's right ... Peter Parker took photos. Of himself. And sold them to this man who never, ever wondered why [[ClarkKenting this one guy]] could get nearly ''all'' the photos of Spider-Man ... all the ''time''."

--->'''Reed''': I was waiting for Johnny to get off the phone … talking to some girl … and I devised a method for creating artificial gasoline.\\

* This ComicBook/TheAvengers fic [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/304632 Two Out of Three (Ain't Bad]] All of it is hilarious, but special mention goes to this scene:
---> "Steve pauses, taking in the picture before him: Tony in a ratty t-shirt and sweats, flour streaked from his waist to his hair, an abandoned spatula in a bowl filled with goopy substance, the canister of syrup sitting to the side.
---> “I didn’t know you cooked,” he says. Tony isn’t sure whether to be gratified or offended. He goes with gratified, because that’s just better all around.
---> “Yes!” he says. “I can cook. I’m a great cook. Of pancakes. Do you want some pancakes?”
---> Jesus. If he’s going to turn into a babbling mess every time Steve talks to him, he should just quit now. Or perhaps invest in some index cards.
---> ...Then again, having to whip out index cards every time he talks to Steve would be kind of terrible. Also, what if he drew one that was unrelated to the conversation?
---> (He can imagine it now: “Hello, Tony.”
---> “Hey, Cap.”
---> “How’s the weather today?”
---> “Uh -- something something Dodgers? What? Useless piece of paper--oh, um, sunny?”)
---> Yeah, no.
---> “That’d be wonderful, Tony, thank you.”
---> For a second Tony is confused, because, him being terrible at conversations about the Dodgers? What? But then he realizes: pancakes. Right.
---> “You're welcome,” Tony says, and vows to make the best damn pancakes Steve has ever seen. He’s a genius, he can do this."

---> “You should have some vegetables with that,” Steve says finally.
---> “There are no vegetables,” Tony points out until Steve somehow manages to produce a cucumber. “Okay, right, yes, give it here.”

* From ''[[http://norsekink.livejournal.com/1123.html?thread=1262947#t1262947 Calculator]]'', sequel t ''[[http://norsekink.livejournal.com/1123.html?thread=882019#t882019 Bunny Slippers]]'', courtesy of Loki:

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Dick suddenly felt like he was playing a LucasArts Adventure Game. He imagined four possible responses to Bruce’s question appearing under his chin:

** It also has the [[BlueBeetle Scarab's]] {{Infodump}} on Jaime's fellow heroes: