History Funny / ChronoTrigger

* If you introduce {{F|ailureKnight}}rog to Crono's mother:
-->'''Mom:''' Crono! Is this another one of your pets?\\

** Also the part in which you introduce Ayla to her:

** And introducing her to [[TheComicallySerious Magus]]:

* During the party in the prehistoric times, if you have Lucca in your party, she'll end up getting completely smashed.

* When your party is captured, one of the members offers to pretend he/she is sick to knock out the guard that comes in. If Robo does it he says this in the DS port:

'''Frog:''' [[YouFool Fool.]] [[BellyButtonless Frogs have no belly buttons!]]

* In the DevelopersRoom ending, one of the rooms you explore is a prison cell, where you find a man named Hasui. Talking to him has him comment not to bother him, because he's "in the middle of something good". The sound effects when you close the message window imply he's ''[[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating]]''.

* A truly underrated moment: there's an old man whose lunch is just sitting there out in the open, and [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Crono can just eat it]]. When the latter's falsely put on trial for kidnapping Marle, [[LaserGuidedKarma that old man will be called up by the prosecutor as a character witness]] [[VideoGameCrueltyPunishment and that is guaranteed to cause at least one Juror to cast a "guilty" verdict]]. Being a KleptomaniacHero has its downsides, it would appear.

** And then he takes off, his flunkies [[BlownAcrossTheRoom blown to the back wall]] in its wake.

** And then he takes off, his flunkies blown to the back wall in its wake.

* When you return to the End of Time with a resurrected Crono and speak to Magus.

* This is only in the SNES translation, but thanks to the replacing of alcohol with [[FrothyMugsOfWater soda or soup]], you get this hilarious bit of dialogue:

** Everyone reacts to the statement worth shock and alarm...except Ayla, who just kind of looks at Janus and then laughs it off:

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* [[MinionWithAnFinEvil Ozzie]] accuses Magus of using him (when actually it was the other way around) and Magus gets a good comeback

'''UNMARKED SPOILERS BELOW'''

-->'''Robo:''' My data was incorrect.

-->'''Janus:''' One of you will shortly perish.\\

--> In short, your tank should be effectively invincible, [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough provided no crazed lunatic gets the bright idea to]] [[IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou run up and try to hack away at its head with a sword.]]

--> '''Robo:''' This female is in an agitated state. Provocation is inadvisable.
--> '''Ayla:''' You no use words Ayla not understand!

--> My data was incorrect.

--> '''Janus:''' One of you will shortly perish.\\
'''Robo:''' Is that true? Let me calculate the probability.

--->'''Ayla:''' "Strange one... but not bad boy."

-->'''Dalton''': Aero-Dalton Imperial, prepare for takeoff!\\
''(Main theme of the game cues up)''\\
'''Dalton''': ''(trembling with rage)'' No, no, no, and no! ''(grand flourish)'' Stop the music!\\
''(Panic theme cues up instead)''\\
'''Dalton''': Ha ha ha! Yes, there we go!

-->'''Mom''': Crono! Is this another one of your pets?\\
''(After she calls him Toad and he futilely tries to correct her)''\\
'''Frog''', ''resigned'': Toad will do, madam...

--->'''Mom''': Gracious! Who're you?\\
'''Ayla''': Me Ayla.\\
'''Mom''': Ayla, dear... A young lady shouldn't dress like that!\\
'''Ayla''': But, [[ThirdPersonPerson Ayla]] like...\\
'''Mom''': No buts! The proper response is "Yes, ma'am!"\\
'''Ayla''': Crono strong... Crono mom strong, too!
** And introducing her to [[TheComicallySerious Magus]]
--->'''Mom''': Ah, are you one of Crono's friends?\\
'''Magus''': ...\\
'''Mom''': [[LampshadeHanging Another]] [[SilentProtagonist quiet one?]] Don't be shy, dear!

*** Any encounter with Ozzie is hilarious, you fight him and after losing his minions, he says "Ozzie in a pickle (or also says in a jam) Outta here!" and runs away like a little boy. The final encounter is especially funny as after falling into some traps, you return to fight him, and a little kitten runs up, presses the switch and meows like "There you go!" and Ozzie falls into a hole in the floor.
*** Even funnier...considering what happened last time, ''[[InventionalWisdom why did he even have that last switch]]''? [[WhatAnIdiot You'd think he'd have learned from before]]....

--->'''Marle''': Lucca, you're amazing!\\
'''Lucca''': Ain't it the truth?

-->'''Ayla''': ''(after looking at Frog for a bit)'' Big frog present? For Ayla eat?\\
'''Frog''': ''(with sword drawn)'' P-perish the thought, lass!

--> '''Man''': Hey, bring some more soda!\\
'''Bartender''': Sir, I think you've had enough sugar today.\\
'''Man''': Pipe down! IllTellYouWhenIveHadEnough Can't you see I love soda pop! Nothing like soda pop to quench your thirst!

** Even better: the similarities are ''accidental.'' Yasunori Mitsuda had honestly never heard of Music/RickAstley when he was composing the music for this game.

--->'''[[EvilWearsBlack Magus:]]''' Not exactly my color.

'''Magus''' [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, how dreadful]]. Say, do you hear that? It's the sound of the reaper.

--> '''Robo''': Critical system error! Abort, Retry, Fail? Please help!

---> '''Frog''': Owww! [[OwMyBodyPart Oh, my belly button]]... The pain!\\
''(Guard proceeds to open the cell and check, only to be knocked out by Frog'')\\
'''Frog''': [[YouFool Fool.]] [[BellyButtonless Frogs have no belly buttons!]]

--> "You got whacked, 'cuz you're weak."

...\\

*** Any encounter with Ozzie is hilarious, you fight him and after losing his minions, he says "Ozzie in a pickle (or also says in a jam) Outta here!" and runs away like a little boy. The final encounter is taking the comedy {{up to eleven}} after falling into some traps, you return to fight him, and a little kitten runs up, presses the switch and meows like "There you go!" and Ozzie falls into a hole in the floor.

* It can be pretty hilarious seeing bosses get [[OneHitKill one shot]] in NewGamePlus, but it's taken UpToEleven if you [[AbsurdlyHighLevelCap took the time to level Ayla up to the late 90s]] for her to acquire the Bronze Fist. Bonus points if you're playing the DS version, where Robo can gain the Apocalypse Arm. These are both [[GameBreaker game breaking]] [[InfinityPlusOneSword Infinity +1 Swords]], allowing the aforementioned characters to always deal ''[[{{Cap}} 9999 damage]]'' with [[CriticalHit Critical Hits]]! Keep in mind that even in New Game+, some enemies have [[StoneWall absurdly high defense]] and still can't be killed quickly with standard physical attacks. Even so, watch as Ayla and Robo obliterate them anyway with their crits. They'll completely disregard battle sequences for [[PuzzleBoss Puzzle Bosses]], such as defeating Magus with one hit, ignoring his [[BarrierChangeBoss magic barriers]] or outright destroying the Son of the Sun's Prominence flames, which ''aren't suppose to be defeated with physical attacks!''

--->'''Ayla:''' "Strange boy... but not bad boy!"

** Everyone reacts to the statement worth shock and alarm...except Ayla, who just kind of looks at Janus.

-->'''Mom''': Gracious! Who're you?\\

-->'''Mom''': Ah, are you one of Chrono's friends?\\

-->'''Marle''': Lucca, you're amazing!\\

-->'''Magus:''' There's a letter here. Shall we burn it?

-->'''[[EvilWearsBlack Magus:]]''' Not exactly my color.

-->'''Ayla:''' Next day, [[ShapedLikeItself skull feel]] [[HangoverSensitivity like smash]]!

--> '''Frog''': Owww! [[OwMyBodyPart Oh, my belly button]]... The pain!\\

'''Frog''': Fool. [[BellyButtonless Frogs have no belly buttons!]]

--> Robo: ''"Critical system error! Abort, Retry, Fail? Please help!"''

--> Frog: ''"Owww! [[OwMyBodyPart Oh, my belly button]]... The pain!"''
--> ''*Guard proceeds to open the cell and check, only to be knocked out by Frog*''
--> Frog: ''"Fool. [[BellyButtonless Frogs have no belly buttons!]]"''

* In the HappyEnding, when Marle reminds Ayla to keep her vigor up to ensure that everyone descended from her will be strong and healthy as well, Kino rather smugly tells everyone not to worry because (depending on the version) either "Ayla ''very'' strong!" or "Ayla have ''much'' energy!" Just as Marle is stopping to ask [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar what exactly he means by that]], Ayla flings Kino through the portal and departs with rather embarrassing haste, saying "Kino dummy! We go now!"

-->'''Dalton''': Aero-Dalton Imperial, engage!\\

* When Dalton [[BreakingTheFourthWall breaks the fourth wall]] after [[NiceJobFixingItVillain giving the Epoch wings]] and changes the music on the Epoch to fit the mood.

'''Dalton''': ''(trembling with rage)'' No, no, no, no! ''(grand flourish)'' Stop the music!\\

'''Dalton''': Ah! That's better!

* A truly underrated moment: there's an old man whose lunch is just sitting there out in the open, and [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Crono can just eat it]]. When the latter's falsely put on trial for kidnapping Marle, [[LaserGuidedKarma that old man happens to be one of the jurors]] [[VideoGameCrueltyPunishment and will promptly declare Crono guilty on the spot if he ate that lunch]]. Being a KleptomaniacHero has its downsides, it would appear.