History Funny / CallMeKevin

--> "White Kevin is the best! [[ThatCameOutWrong ...Oh no.]] Like, not in a race way. [[DiggingYourselfDeeper Like, just color-]] (buries head in his hands)"

* His gag in “Scooby Doo but it’s a weird PS2 game” about how angry the newer Scooby-Doo theme makes him. He sings it with a few appropriate guitar strums as a red filter intensifies over the footage. When he reaches the “na na na” part, he storms off and almost begins yelling the lyrics, holding his guitar as if he’s going to club someone with it.

* When Kevin did ''Twitch Sings'' for around 7 hours to collect money for charity, he duets with people that terrify him (like when singing ''[[Music/BillieEilish Bad Guy]]''), break his voice (singing ''[[Music/{{Queen}} Bohemian Rhapsody]]'' on his own) and otherwise leave him suffering. (Changing the lyrics of ''[[Music/TheBeatles Let It Be]]'' to 'let it end')

* Absolutely disgusted by Clementine's self-surgery, Kevin says he doesn't want to make anyone watch this, so he'll instead make a fun montage of it. Cue him zooming onto the self-surgery and playing ''[[Music/{{Queen}} Don't Stop Me Now]]''.

* Kevin is just swinging around as Spider-Man in the tutorial level until [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WzQ6N41Hi0&list=PL4-3_LxyHS4uJKZpOLV5Tmd2m8wfmh1O- this]] happens. Kevin is rightfully confused.
** His reactions to Venom and Spider-Man's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wiu0llJ1tis&list=PL4-3_LxyHS4uJKZpOLV5Tmd2m8wfmh1O-&index=2lines as their chase takes them through an office building.]]

** As Spider-Man fights off lizardmen, he [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wiu0llJ1tis&list=PL4-3_LxyHS4uJKZpOLV5Tmd2m8wfmh1O-&index=2 falls off the train]] due to something else opening on Kevin's monitor.

** During the Daily Bugle level, Kevin struggles with fighting the symbioties which is not helped by the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKS1zu14m4Y&list=PL4-3_LxyHS4uJKZpOLV5Tmd2m8wfmh1O-&index=3 elevator killing him]] to his dismay.

** In the Wii version, Peter manages to get on the glider only to somehow slip off the glider, do some flips and then return to holding onto the glider for dear life. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNE6b-__HEQ&list=PL4-3_LxyHS4uJKZpOLV5Tmd2m8wfmh1O-&index=7 It needs to be seen to be believed.]] Kevin's reaction is what sells it.

* Kevin's reaction to the famous intro scene as he fails [[EpicFail twice.]] Once it's due to Kevin stating he's not sure if he wants to save the woman and the second time?

[[folder: Spiderman]]

!!Spider-Man (2000)

* Kevin is just swinging around as Spider-Man in the tutorial level until [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WzQ6N41Hi0&list=PL4-3_LxyHS4uJKZpOLV5Tmd2m8wfmh1O- this]] happens. Kevin is rightfully confused.
** His reactions to Venom and Spider-Man's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wiu0llJ1tis&list=PL4-3_LxyHS4uJKZpOLV5Tmd2m8wfmh1O-&index=2lines as their chase takes them through an office building.]]
** At the beginning of the second part, Kevin decides to sort out an sound issue and then he finds that the only clip they used is Mysterio screaming [[BigNo no.]]
** As Spider-Man fights off lizardmen, he [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wiu0llJ1tis&list=PL4-3_LxyHS4uJKZpOLV5Tmd2m8wfmh1O-&index=2 falls off the train]] due to something else opening on Kevin's monitor.
** During the battle with Mysterio, Spidey quips about his foe's fashion sense as he's getting blasted by lasers. Kevin is having none of it.
--> '''Kevin''': Stop going on about his fashion sense. He is killing us.

The game's VR mode proves to be a bit buggy. When Kevin tries to garrote an NPC, the fiber wire fails to connect several times, and causes the NPC's body to flail about spectatularly when it finally works. It then sends the guy flying into the sky for no apparent reason.

** Kevin laughing as Michael silently burns while attempting to do yoga.

* When Sandbox/RTGame played VideoGame/MinecraftStoryMode, he found Magnus to be TheScrappy, to the point where he went back and reloaded an old save just to kill him off, and considered Lukas his favorite character. Kevin, on the other hand, kept Magnus alive ''because he was an idiot'' and found Lukas annoying.

* Kevin scaring Sandbox/RTGame in Phasmaphobia.

* When WebVideo/RTGame played VideoGame/MinecraftStoryMode, he found Magnus to be TheScrappy, to the point where he went back and reloaded an old save just to kill him off, and considered Lukas his favorite character. Kevin, on the other hand, kept Magnus alive ''because he was an idiot'' and found Lukas annoying.

* Kevin scaring WebVideo/RTGame in Phasmaphobia.

* His gag about how angry the “newer” Scooby-Doo theme makes him. He sings it with a few appropriate guitar strums as a red filter intensifies over the footage. When he reaches the “na na na” part, he storms off and almost begins yelling the lyrics, holding his guitar as if he’s going to club someone with it.

* ''GTA but weapons shoot random items every minute'':

** "[[WhatHappenedToTheMouse What about that trap you set up earlier with the brige]]? That was just kinda abandoned?"

-->'''Kevin''': Santa, I think it's time for some self-reflection this Christmas. {{Corpses}} He's a literal slave driver and he's like "[[NeverMyFault These damn kids are ruining Christmas!]]".

** The first movie Kevin picks is "Santa's Bootcamp", which even Kevin says does not sound good.

-->'''Kevin''': Santa, I think it's time for some self-reflection this Christmas. {{Corpses} He's a literal slave driver and he's like "[[NeverMyFault These damn kids are ruining Christmas!]]".

* For 2021's Christmas Special, Kevin gathered a bunch of free Christmas movies which aren't very great in quality.
** The first movie is "Santa's Bootcamp", which Kevin lampshades that it does not sound good.

-->'''Kevin''': On or in? (referring to where

* Kevin watches an episode with an Extreme Cheapskate who goes on a date, and things don't go well from there.

** While most of the decoration in Greg's house is [[NightmareFuel pretty disturbing]], two miniature cow figures have some [[{{Narm}} pretty uninterested looks]] on their faces.

** While most of the furniture in Greg

** Despite being an "extreme cheapskate", Greg somehow though buying a lowrider car is important.

** One of the Bigfoot hunters is an old Marine veteran named "[[MeaningfulName Wild Bill]] with NoIndoorVoice who even ''Kevin'' describes as a lunatic.