History Funny / CaddicarusMainSeason15

* On his second attempt, Caddy manages to get the crystal. His reward? '''CASH BANOOCA WITH A SHOTGUN.''' Caddy does a DoubleTake by examining the game with [[JewelersEyeLoupe magnifiers]] Then he looks directly at the camera, still wearing the magnifiers, which makes him look like he has [[CartoonyEyes hilariously giant eyes.]] And at that point, [[{{Corpsing}} he and Cerys crack up.]]

* Disney started with a single 8-minute cartoon in 1928, and now they own '''THE ENTIIIIRE PLANET.'''

* Caddy's reaction to the banned advertisement for ''Juiced'', which show [[AllMenArePerverts two men]] using their [[PowerPerversionPotential controllers]] to give a woman [[BreastExpansion enlarged breasts]] [[{{Gainaxing}} that visibly bounce around even before her shirt comes off]]! They then go about [[TheNudifier using their controllers]] to strip her down to her [[ThongOfShielding thong]] and [[EmbarrassingTattoo brand her butt]] with the ''Juiced'' logo:

** The fifth is "[[{{Fanservice}} PUBESCENT]]", where wussy little bitches who still read ''Literature/TopsyAndTim'' and [[{{FunWithHomophones}} miners]] become manly menny manly men through adverts smushed with boobs that make you go:

* Caddy's reasoning for why ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys'' doesn't let you close the doors for the entire night - because Freddy is the chairman of Just Stop Oil.

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-->'''Caddy:''' ''[[Music/BlackSabbath People think I’m insane because I am frowning all the time!]]''

* Did you know that ''VideoGame/{{Roblox}}'' was banned in Guatemala for violating children's online safety or that ''VideoGame/HalfLife2'' was banned in Greece for its dystopian setting?

--> '''Caddy:''' Let's play a game: “What Kind of Eye Infection Does He Have?” (looks up a list on Google) Conjunctivitis? Cellulitis? Uveitis? (beat) Uh… [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers seeing a doctor?]] (Caddy pops up with an extremely distorted left eye) I knew there was something wrong with my last check-up!

'''Ripto:''' Hello, my [=Gs=]!\\

-->Pink poo bag, on your keys.
-->Pink poo bag, on your keys.
-->[[AmbiguousSyntax It's not a bag for pink poo, it's the colour of the bag.]]
-->Use it to pick up your dog's poo, or use it to pick up other people's dogs.
-->Pink poo bag, on your keys.
-->Pink poo bag, on your keys.
-->You look so cool, you might freeze.
-->Pink poo bag, on your keys.
-->Oh no, I've lost my keys!
-->Oh, they're where the poo bag [[PainfulRhyme is]].
-->Walking the dog, forget a bag?
-->Put it on your keys, you slag.
-->I'm best friends with my bag.
-->In England we call this [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion a word you shouldn't say]]
-->Pink poo bag, on your keys.
-->Pink poo bag, on your key-

* After giving up on ''The Eternal Night'' due to its SequelDifficultySpike, and seeing what he interprets as Sparx pulling a ScrewThisImOutOfHere, Caddy concludes that with no Sparx, there’s no more games, which gives him the opportunity to do the show he’s always wanted to do: ''[[RefugeInAudacity Dead Bird of the Week]]''.

-->'''Caddy''': Well, gee, this ad’s going really well! [[TemptingFate I hope nothing surprising happens]] while I carry my [[SheetOfGlass very expensive, delicate, jet-black sheet of glass]]!\\

-> [[MoodWhiplash Mr. President, a second plane has hit London Bridge.]]

* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment "Hi, I’m Barry Scott, and Cillit Bang is so powerful it rotted my teeth!"]]

* Upon seeing the banned ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'' commercial featuring a naked zombie woman breastfeeding a baby, Caddy douses a paper towel with some liquid in a bottle labeled [[StealthPun “biohazard”]] and [[BrainBleach covers his eyes with it]].

-->'''Caddy:''' Yeah, seems like we might have been made of tougher stuff back then if this was on TV… ''({{beat}})'' …aside from the fact that weren’t at all and it got very quickly banned, but I can at least respect tha-\\

'''Caddy:''' Oh, ''god.'' Look everyone, it’s Diego, the advertising Mexican dust man.\\

'''Caddy:''' Are you sure you’re Mexican?\\
'''Diego:''' OCH! How dare you! ''(while picking up a didgeridoo)'' I’ll hit you with mah didgari- 'doooooo-\\

* Caddy’s reaction to the banned advertisement for ''Juiced'', which show [[AllMenArePerverts two men]] using their [[PowerPerversionPotential controllers]] to give a woman [[BreastExpansion enlarged breasts]] [[{{Gainaxing}} that visibly bounce around even before her shirt comes off]]! They then go about [[TheNudifier using their controllers]] to strip her down to her [[ThongOfShielding thong]] and [[EmbarrassingTattoo brand her butt]] with the ''Juiced'' logo:

-->'''Caddy:''' Are you thinking that I just blew my load all at once on the Crash Bandicoot merch I own for the sake of an intro joke? You don't have a clue who I am.

* Caddy interpets PVC as "Painful Vegan Crap".
* With how fragile [=nanoblocks=] are, Caddy is worried that N. Gin will lose his legs and become Humpty Dumpty.

I don’t get - paid enough for this\\

* Caddy holds onto the Z in "Tubbz" for long enough to [[Main/JumpScare spawn an actual wasp]] to [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou come towards the screen]].

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* The beginning of the video has someone walking alone in the forest. Then Caddy (a la [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slender Man]]) appears in different places saying hello and rushing [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou towards the screen]] before appearing at his couch like nothing happened.
-->'''Caddy''': Sorry I've been gone awhile, everyone. The doctor told me that I couldn't...survive.

--> '''Caddy x5:''' (while holding Caddy Yootooz figurines) [[WebVideo/{{JonTron}} FINALLY, A CHARACTER FOR ME]]!
** "’The Rabbids are coming to life!’ (beat) Everybody run.”

-->'''Caddy''': But you don't get an achievement [[ItMakesSenseInContext for putting your hands up]]. [[BlackComedy You get shot!]]

---->'''Caddy''': Oh, he liked that.

-->'''Woody:''' Aim for the bullseye!
-->'''Caddy:''' Oh come on, Woody, [[LipLock your mouth didn't even say that]], it was closer to...
-->'''Caddy!Woody:''' A-f'oo-oo-ooh, OOH!

-->'''Caddy!Dumbledore:''' Welcome to Hogwarts... [=MuffMuncher=]_69!

-->Welcome to Hogwarts, where if we don't like your face, we rip it off and stick this one on it!\\

Face-to-face Voldemort’s face and his other face! And even though he is a literal face grafted onto the back of someone else’s head, I somehow look worse than him.

-->'''Narrator''': Harry Potter was living with his awful Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon when, on his eleventh birthday-\\

** Caddy’s attempts to cast Wingardium Leviosa with the Kinect microphone doesn’t go well ("Is this microphone broken, or am I not giving it enough Levio-''sa''?"). Until Professor Flitwick tells him he can also use motion to cast it. Caddy isn’t amused to say the least.
-->'''Caddy:''' YOU HAND YOURSELF INTO THE FBI TO SELECT A SPELL! ''I don’t remember that from the movie!''

-->'''Caddy''': (Gasp) Who's that at the top of the stairs? Is it J. K. Walking?
-->'''Caddy!Creator/JKRowling''': No. It's J. K. [[{{Pun}} Rolling]].
-->(J. K. [[VisualPun rolls]] down the stairs)
* Caddy noting ''Fighters Uncaged'' also ran on the Granny [=3D=] engine.
-->'''Caddy''': (holding the paper cutout of grandpa again) [[InelegantBlubbering BUH WHA ABOUH GRANDFATTHER 2D!??!?]]

-->'''Caddy:''' (''upon seeing the character's face at a downward angle'') You know what? I'm pretty sure I've seen that face before somewhere. (''picks up the Rise of Nightmares game case and looks on the back to find the aforementioned face'') Ahh, ''Rise of Nightmares''. Nightmares, makes sense.

-->'''Caddy''': Is this ''Rise of Nightmares'' or ''Opening of Doors''?

--> "All of a sudden, [[BaldOfEvil a bald man]] laughs at me, because I guess he loves having no hair.

-->"It's enough to make me ''[[WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit Wallace and]] Vomit''."

-->'''Caddy''': First of all, it's boring. Second of all, it means there's no point in playing in yourself. Thirdly, you can't explore. Fourthly, ''Rise of Nightmares'' isn't scary. *The music gets louder* Fifthly, ''Rise of Nightmares'' isn't good. Sixthly, ''Rise of Nightmares'' sucks...

-->'''Caddy:''' When did Mickey Mouse become a sociopath? [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Did he finally succumb to the darkness?]]

-->'''Caddy:''' That's the worst Yoda impression I've ever heard, it's not even close!\\

* After all that, Caddy is feeling depressed and declares that nothing can make him feel better… but then he remembers it’s June!
--> '''Caddy:''' ''THAT’S RIGHT, BITCHES, BANDICONTH IS BACK!''

-->'''Kid in the commercial:''' It's a ''Crash Bandicoot'' game you'll ''NEVER'' play!\\

** “Oh my god, you can get two of them together and ''mount'' them for multiplayer? I’ve always wondered how oysters mate!”

-->'''Caddy:''' What "manley toys" are you questing for, Crash?

* There’s also the LCD Crash games that were sold with [=McDonald=]’s Happy Meals, and they end up being as good as you would expect from free toys that came in a box with greasy food: boringly simplistic and irritating to the ears.

*** He also states that you could just stand in a line at the store and legally buy goat's milk for the wife:
---->'''Caddy:''' (''waiting in the line with grocery store music playing'') Ban it!

--->'''Caddy:''' ''(Caddy averts his eyes acting grossed out)'' Hot.\\
''(Caddy appears greenscreened next to the man and sniffs him)'' Ohh, I can ''smell'' the testosterone...

* Caddy finishing his ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys2'' critique with "...[[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and Chica]] [[HotterAndSexier is now thicc]]".

** What's that? You don't know what Raving Rabbids are? Then I want to crawl inside your head and live there forever, alone and happy, not knowing anything about Rabbids.'' Complete with the accompanying [[https://i.imgur.com/lM3uQ2I.jpg image]].

* Caddy playing ''Hulk Hogan's: Main Event'' and being horrified by the game's artstyle.
** "What is that all over his body? Is he covered in Cheeto dust?"
** Caddy screaming over various [[NightmareFace Nightmare Faces]] from the game.
** FATQUAMAN

** Caddy's segue to ''Rise of Nightmares''.
-->'''Caddy:''' (upon seeing the [[NightmareFace character's face at a downward angle]]) You know what? I'm pretty sure I've seen that face before somewhere. (picks up the ''Rise of Nightmares'' game case and looks on the back to find the aforementioned face) Ahh, ''Rise of Nightmares''. Nightmares, makes sense.

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'''Creepy Salesman:''' ''(revealing a [[CoatFullOfContraband coat full of]] ''[[VideoGame/FifaSoccer'' FIFA]] games)'' FIFAAA!\\

'''Creepy Salesman:''' ''(revealing a [[CoatFullOfContraband coat full of]] ''[[VideoGame/FifaSoccer'' FIFA]] games)'' FIFA!\\

* During the segment on ''VideoGame/{{The Punisher|THQ}}'':

* While talking about the Net Yaroze development kit, Caddy shows footage from ''The Incredible Coneman'', a game made with the kit. According to him, the game features "the greatest death sound of all time." Said death sound is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT_UC_gZyRI a jazzy little saxophone sting]]. He would go on to use this sound in the animation for his death counter on his livestreams.

--> '''Caddy''': [[HeelRealization And then you remember you’re playing on phone dialing buttons. (beat) And you can only see what’s directly in front of you. (beat)]] [[FromBadToWorse And the buttons are really massive and far apart like the goddamn]] UsefulNotes/{{Intellivision}}. (Caddy spins the control pad on the Intellivision around furiously) [[OverlyLongGag And the joypad is horribly stiff. (beat) And then you realize you spent a lot of money on these things. (beat) And you do a big messy.]]

* Caddy thinks the UsefulNotes/{{Ouya}} sounds more like a rallying cry for posh twats than a name for a game console:

* If you're looking for a video game franchise that gets the most flack for controversy, look no further than ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'', a series of games that are known for getting censored or even banned in certain countries for their unabashed portrayal of touchy subjects like racism, law, drugs, societal instability, and [[SarcasmMode everyone's favorite:]] '''''[[SensoryAbuse SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!]]'''''[[note]] "And no, I'm not just talking about the Hot Coffee mod, although [a picture of the Hot Coffee mod] this is [[FetishRetardant making my hot coffee go cold]]."[[/note]]

** Don't listen to music. Just... in general.