History Funny / BluesClues

'''Steve:''' ''(slightly confused)'' [[FlatWhat Excuse me, a- a]] ''[[FlatWhat tree]]''[[FlatWhat ?]]

-->'''Steve:''' How did Blue get a paw-? (pauses again before drawing the cloud)

-->'''Child:''' Wait! A clue!

'''Steve:''' ''(turns to look us)'' ''([[HeroicBSOD sounds/looks like he's about to have a heart attack]])'' ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Ten clues?]]''

* Steve goes to college on, wait for it, [[spoiler: ''a hopscotch scholarship''[[note]] The idea of hopscotch being considered such a complex, difficult sport that a college would willingly pay for someone's schooling there just so they could have an expert on side is hysterical.[[/note]] ]].

** When Steve returns for the 100th episode, he reports that he's become captain of the varsity hopscotch team. [[note]] [[ArtisticLiscense Since when is hopscotch a team sport? [[/note]]

* Steve goes to college on, wait for it, [[spoiler: ''a hopscotch scholarship''[[note]] The idea of hopscotch being considered such a complex, difficult sport that a college would willingly pay for someone's schooling there just so they could have an expert on side is hysterical.[[/note]] [[ ]].

** When Steve returns for the 100th episode, he reports that he's become captain of the varsity hopscotch team.

* Steve goes to college on, wait for it, [[spoiler: ''a hopscotch scholarship'']].

** When Steve returns for the 100th episode, he reports that he's become captain of the varsity hopscotch team. Because apparently hopscotch is an NCAA-sanctioned sport now.

* A RunningGag in "What Does Blue Want to Build?" is Steve wanting to use his tool belt to help build something, only for it to be not necessary. At the end of the episode, they finish building [[spoiler: the fort]] that Blue wanted to build, [[YankTheDogsChain once again, without Steve's help]]. What does Steve do? He takes out his hammer and lightly taps it with a "squeak".

* In the first episode, "Snack Time", Steve has just halped two chicks find their friends who wear matching hats. He's just about to go off to find the third clue, when [[Main/RuleOfThree a third chick jumps into his hand]]. Steve's reaction:

** When Steve returns for the 100th episode, he reports that he's become captain of the varsity hopscotch team.

--->'''Girl:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Two pieces]] [[BigEater for me]]!
--->'''Another Girl:''' No waaayyy!

-->'''Sidetable:''' Steve! I have something to ask you.
-->'''Steve:''' ''(walks over to Sidetable)'' Yes, Sidetable?
-->'''Sidetable:''' Well, uh... I want to, uh... ''(tsk)'' ''(begins blushing)'' Could I...uh...--
-->'''Mr. Salt:''' ''(from the kitchen)'' Steve, Steve! ''(sound of opening a cabinet is heard)'' I can't find the flour!
-->'''Steve:''' ''(turns to the kitchen)'' Try the bottom shelf. ''(some more kitchen noises are heard, Steve turns back over to Sidetable)'' Sorry. What did you wanna say?
-->'''Sidetable:''' Well, um.... ''(blushes again, begins nudging one of her legs)'' You see... I wanted to--
-->'''Mr. Salt:''' ''(from the kitchen)'' STEVE!
-->'''Steve:''' ''(turns to the kitchen again)'' Just one second. ''(turns over to Sidetable)''
-->''(one second later)''
-->''(crash)''
-->'''Mr. Salt:''' ''(from the kitchen)'' [[OhCrap Uh-oh]]... ''(clattering sounds)''
-->''(Steve turns to the screen, and then to the kitchen, Sidetable looks over with an agape mouth)''
-->'''Steve:''' Um...I better go help Mr. Salt in the kitchen. ''(Sidetable nods)''
-->'''Mr. Salt:''' ''(from the kitchen)'' Oh no!
-->(crash, spilled liquid is heard)
-->'''Mr. Salt:''' Sacré bleu!
-->'''Steve:''' ''(turns to the audience)'' Will you wait here with Sidetable drawer?
-->'''Mr. Salt:''' Better get a mop!
-->'''Steve:''' Great. ''(turns to Sidetable)'' I'm sorry, uh... hold that thought, I'll be right back. ''(runs to the kitchen)''

-->'''Periwinkle:''' Steve, Steve! I want to show you something!
-->'''Steve:''' Hey, Perry. What do you want to show us?
-->''(Mr. Salt hops to the kitchen window, where Steve and Periwinkle outside)''
-->'''Mr. Salt:''' Uh...Excuse me, Steve. Where are the chocolate chips?
-->'''Steve:''' Oh. There's on the bottom shelf.
-->''(Mr. Salt hops into the kitchen)''
-->'''Steve:''' ''(turns to Periwinkle)'' Sorry, Periwinkle. Go ahead.
-->''(some cabinets are heard)''
-->'''Periwinkle:''' ''(covers himself with a cape)'' Peri, Pocus, Ocus--
-->'''Mr. Salt:''' ''(from the kitchen)'' Where, Steve??
-->'''Steve: '''(turns to Mr. Salt)'' Bottom shelf. ''(turns over to Periwinkle)''
-->''(some clanging is heard)''
-->'''Periwinkle:''' ... Peri, Pocus, Ocus, Cr--
-->'''Mr. Salt:''' ''(from the kitchen)'' What did you say?!
-->'''Steve:''' ''(turns to Mr. Salt)'' Bottom shelf. ''(turns over to Periwinkle again)''
-->''(some more clanging is heard)''
-->'''Periwinkle:''' ''(starting to get annoyed)'' PERI, PO--
-->'''Mr. Salt:''' ''(from the kitchen)'' Steve, where?!
-->''(crash, a canister lid is seen sliding on the floor)''
-->'''Mr. Salt:''' ''(from the kitchen)'' ''(to himself)'' Oh, no...

-->'''Steve:''' ''(walks into the room and [[FailedASpotCheck fails to notice the tree behind him]])'' [[ItMakesSenseInContext So, do you see anything that's the opposite of how it's supposed to be?]]
-->'''Audience:''' That tree!
-->'''Steve:''' ''(slightly confused)'' [[FlatWhat Excuse me, a- a]] ''[[FlatWhat tree]]''[[FlatWhat ?]]

-->'''Steve:''' ''(counting ice cubes in an ice tray)'' 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! 10 ice cubes! Good counting!
-->''(at this point, the ice cubes in the nearby ice bucket shift, revealing one of them is a clue)''
-->'''Audience:''' A clue!
-->'''Steve:''' ''(turns to look us)'' ''([[HeroicBSOD sounds/looks like he's about to have a heart attack]])'' ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Ten clues?]]''

--> ''(phone rings)''
--> '''Steve:''' Hey. What instrument is that?
--> '''Audience:''' The telephone.
--> '''Steve:''' What? The phone instrument? ''(Understands what the audience is saying)'' Oh, the telephone. Yeah. ''(realises)'' Oh, the telephone.

--> '''Steve:''' Oooooh... You'll never guess what this is. Go ahead, guess!
--> '''Audience:''' A toaster!

-->'''Audience:''' On the roof!
-->'''Periwinkle:''' Blue's on the roof?!

-->'''Joe:''' Juh-oe. Juh-oe. What word is that?
-->'''Audience:''' Joe!
-->'''Joe:''' ...Yes?

-->'''Audience:''' A clue. Or ''una pista''.
-->'''Steve:''' A pizza? I like pizza.

--->'''Another Girl:’’’ No waaayyy!

* In "Blue's Big Musical," Mr. Salt keeps having trouble making cookies, which keeps distracting Steve.

** During "Steve Goes To College," which is about what Steve will bring with him to college, Joe mishears "A clue!" as "Shoes" and asks the audience if they think Steve will take his shoes to college. Steve says that [[CaptainObvous he actually will be taking his shoes with him]].

** During "Steve Goes To College," which is about what Steve will bring with him to college, Joe mishears "A clue!" as "Shoes" and asks the audience if they think Steve will take his shoes to college. Steve says that he actually will be taking his shoes with him.

** During "Steve Goes To College," which is about what Steve will bring with him to college, Joe mishears "A clue!" as "Shoes" and asks the audience if they think Steve will take his shoes to college. Steve says that [[TheCuckooLanderWasRight he actually will be taking his shoes with him]].

* Steve impersonating ElvisPresley because he's playing a "king." [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtcfoVXNZ6g&feature=related Episode 100]]

* In "What's That Sound?", the second clue is a cloud. Steve is about to draw it in the notebook when, in a rare moment of awareness, he does a double take by looking back at the cloud and wondering what the hell his dog just did.

** And even more funny when the camera is further away and Steve lampshades it.
--->'''Steve:''' Hey! How'd you get over there?!

** And even more funny when the camera is further away and Joe lampshades it.
--->'''Joe:''' Hey! How'd you get over there?!

** It's just funnier considering that Joe was singing while a dog's on the freaking toilet and only ''he'' [[{{Corpsing}} can keep a straight face]].
** This is even more funny: Joe's actor had to do 30 takes, and almost each time he kept cracking up.

-->'''Mr. Salt:''' ''(from the kitchen)'' Uh-oh... ''(clattering sounds)''

** It's just funnier considering that Joe was singing while a dog's on the freaking toilet and only ''he'' [[{Corpsing}} can keep a straight face]].

** It's just funnier considering that Joe was singing while a dog's on the freaking toilet and only ''he'' can keep a straight face.

-->'''Kid:''' On the roof!

-->'''Kid's voice:''' Joe!

-->'''Kid:''' A clue. Or ''una pista''.