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** Gets a humorous call back later when Madam Kaji says that anyone can study woodblocks to learn the twelve and twenty, which was exactly what Akemi's father wanted her to do.

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* The Fangs leave, leaving the owner shocked and alone in his shop... and then there is an audible ''plop'' as some squishy part of his late customers falls from the ceiling.




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* After Mizu defeats the Four Fangs, Taigen emerges from his hiding place and dramatically declares that he's here to regain his honor. Mizu shouts, equally dramatically, for him to take it and charges--for about two steps before passing out from bloodloss.


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* Taigen has endured torture for weeks, but that doesn't stop him from keeping up a running litany of criticism of Mizu's tactics.
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* The soba shop owner complains to the Four Fangs about how Mizu spilt blood everywhere, then quickly adds "Which is fine!" given that they've just hacked up two his current customers.

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* The soba shop owner complains to the Four Fangs about how Mizu spilt blood everywhere, then quickly adds "Which is fine!" given that they've just hacked up to pieces two of his current customers.
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* The soba shop owner complains to the Four Fangs about how Mizu spilt blood everywhere, then quickly adds "Which is fine!" given that they've just hacked up two his current customers.

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* The brothel madam can tell Akemi is a genuine princess and not a courtesan posing as one, saying she's "barely had two cocks in her life." Akemi raises a finger to show she's had only one.
* Akemi's father mentioning the "twelve and twenty ways of lovemaking". The twelve is meant for wives while the twenty is meant for 'professionals', but as she's marrying into the shogunate [[DecadentCourt she might want to learn all of them.]]


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[[AC: Peculiarities]]
* The brothel madam can tell Akemi is a genuine princess and not a courtesan posing as one, saying she's "barely had two cocks in her life." Akemi raises a finger to show she's had only one.
* Akemi's father mentioning the "twelve and twenty ways of lovemaking". The twelve is meant for wives while the twenty is meant for 'professionals', but as she's marrying into the shogunate [[DecadentCourt she might want to learn all of them.]]
* Mizu trolling Akemi the entire way while the princess tries to drug her. About halfway through, it's obvious she's fully aware of the ruse, but Akemi tries to play it cool, so Mizu double-downs and starts insulting Taigen in the more and more blatant way, just waiting for the princess to break the character.
* Mizu instructs Ringo to guard Akemi and kill her if she moves or screams, which makes [[GentleGiant Ringo]] uneasy. But he still obliges and makes an utterly ridiculous "fearsome" face to Akemi... only to smile at her the second Mizu leaves the room.
-->'''Akemi''': ({{beat}}) Do you have to stare?

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* The two prostitutes Mizu hired to occupy Ringo find out he has never been with a woman before... so they decide to tutor him on how to handle things. An extra chuckle due to the fact he doesn't have hands, so he clearly can't do any of the things they talk about.
-->'''Slim Prostitute''': These, you have to be gentler, soft like ripe peaches...\\
''[she rubs Ringo's stumps over her breasts]''\\
'''Slim Prostitute''': You like peaches?
-->'''Ringo''': Peaches...



* The two prostitutes Mizu hired to occupy Ringo find out he has never been with a woman before... so they decide to tutor him on how to handle things. An extra chuckle due to the fact he doesn't have hands, so he clearly can't do any of the things they talk about.
-->'''Slim Prostitute''': These, you have to be gentler, soft like ripe peaches...\\
''[she rubs Ringo's stumps over her breasts]''\\
You like peaches?



-->'''Ringo:''' [[BrickJoke Peaches]].

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-->'''Ringo:''' [[BrickJoke Peaches]].
''[[BrickJoke Peaches]]!''

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* Taigen offers Ringo a position in his future kitchen after he kills Mizu. Ringo, of course, turns him down, planning to stay with Mizu:
-->'''Ringo:''' I know I can't touch greatness any more than I can swallow the sun, but I can help. I can ''help'' greatness!\\
'''Taigen:''' [[FlatWhat Wha-?]] ''I'm'' great!




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* Mizu remarks on the bad smell of the sake barrel Shindo wants her to use to infiltrate Fowler's fort.
-->'''Taigen:''' [[SarcasmMode He wants to die in a fancy barrel]].

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* In the end, Mizu is resting in a lake to allow her wound to heal. When she hears someone approaching, she has to get up naked and grab her sword. It turns out to just be Ringo, who sees that she's a woman.
-->'''Ringo:''' [[BrickJoke Peaches]].



-->'''Slim Prostitute''': These, you have to be gentler, soft like ripe peaches...
-->[She rubs Ringo's stumps over her breasts]
-->You like peaches?

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-->'''Slim Prostitute''': These, you have to be gentler, soft like ripe peaches...
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peaches...\\
''[she
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* In the end, Mizu is resting in a lake to allow her wound to heal. When she hears someone approaching, she has to get up naked and grab her sword. It turns out to just be Ringo, who sees that she's a woman.
-->'''Ringo:''' [[BrickJoke Peaches]].
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-->'''Slim Prostitute''': These, you have to be gentler, soft like ripe peaches.. you like peaches?

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-->'''Slim Prostitute''': These, you have to be gentler, soft like ripe peaches.. you like peaches?peaches...

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* The two prostitutes Mizu hired to occupy Ringo find out he has never been with a woman before... so they decide to tutor him on how to handle things. An extra chuckle due to the fact he doesn't have hands, so he clearly can't do any of the things they talk about.
-->'''Slim Prostitute''': These, you have to be gentler, soft like ripe peaches.. you like peaches?
-->[She rubs Ringo's stumps over her breasts]
-->You like peaches?



* The brothel madam can tell Akemi is a genuine princess and not a courtesan posing as one, saying she's "barely had two cocks in her life." Akemi raises a finger to show she's had at least one.

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* The brothel madam can tell Akemi is a genuine princess and not a courtesan posing as one, saying she's "barely had two cocks in her life." Akemi raises a finger to show she's had at least only one.




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* The random [[StockScream Wilhelm]] the final of the Claws utters when Mizu tosses him around with a naginata and [[BloodyHilarious cutting him in half in the process]].


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* The entire damn fight between Mizu and a group of mooks. Starting with the SoundtrackDissonance of a silly rockabilly tune while she is cutting through the soldiers, using [[UseTheirOwnWeaponAgainstThem their own swords]], [[GrievousHarmWithABody body parts]] and a nearby pit full of spikes. She then proceeds to beat them with a grenade, ''without'' detonating it, but [[ImprovisedWeapon as a bludgeon]]. A bunch of Wilhelms happen along the way.
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Fowler introducing cheese curds to two of his Japanese conspiritors, who are very much unnerved by the existence of such a thing. Their faces practically scream "Well, thank the gods we don't let foreigners into our country".

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* Fowler introducing cheese curds to two of his Japanese conspiritors, conspirators, who are very much unnerved by the existence of such a thing. Their faces practically scream scream, "Well, thank the gods we don't let foreigners into our country".
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Fowler introducing cheese curds to two of his Japanese conspiritors, who are very much unnerved by the existence of such a thing. Their faces practically scream "Well, thank the gods we don't let foreigners into our country".

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