History Funny / BlazBlueCrossTagBattle

'''Yosuke''': Wha, no, that's not-- Why are you moving away from me? Et tu, Satonaka?

** The cut out version of Ruby and Susano'o's post-battle quotes are rather more spicy to say the least:
--->'''Ruby:''' That armor's really tough, but the design's so elaborate! The tail and the hair look real! It's just so cool! Can I try it on, pleaaaaase?
--->'''Susano'o:''' That's it! You are annoying insect! Eat shit and die!

** Team up Hazama with Susanoo and behold Hazama's nigh suicidal compulsion to troll absolutely everyone; doesn't matter if they're the resident DestroyerDeity and SatanicArchetype in the flesh:

'''Susanoo:''' You will bear witness to my legend!\\

*** Their post-battle quote is arguably ''even better''. Hazama just plain doesn't give a crap about Susanoo's posturing and clearly got bored of hearing it while Terumi was still using him as a host.
---->'''Susanoo:''' Repent and worship! For you have borne witness to God's true power!\\

** Eventually, the match carries on to ''[[UpToEleven 998]] points''. Yes, they played for that long.

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[[caption-width-right:350:"Are you telling me [[RunningGag this]] ''[[RunningGag damn]]'' [[RunningGag poster]] followed me into a whole other world!? God, gimme a break!"]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:"Our class has certainly gotten more... diverse."]]

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[[caption-width-right:350: THIS is what happens when two [[LethalChef lethal chefs]] from different worlds work together.]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[DeadpanSnarker "Rrrrright, you've convinced me."]]]]

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[[caption-width-right:350: Who knew Ping Pong [[SeriousBusiness could get this heated]]?]]

* [[https://youtu.be/xRAkCtZC20A Imai got influenced]] by Sugita way too much that she ended up calling Kondo as "Kondom". Kondo calls her out on it especially since it's clear it wasn't in the script while Sugita is proud that his influence is taking over.

** In fact, [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall the audience would have expected this will happen when it comes to food, Yukiko and Noel]].

** Really, Creator/PatrickSeitz's delivery of the above in the most hilarious "I'm so done with this shit" voice is what really sells this scene.

** And now with 2.0 on the horizon, Susanoo's getting the same treatment.

* Somebody made [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdRQzROWsAgAuET.jpg:large a tier list that is about what the characters will order at Arby's.]] It needs to be seen to be believed. Also, when somebody asks the person who made this tier list on where Naoto will be put on [[note]]the tier list does not include people from the third DLC pack[[/note]], they replied with this.

* Minerva, Labrys, and Aegis all have to win over Yosuke to complete a challenge, and it's about as chaotic as it sounds. The first round requires they make a drink for him. Labrys makes a drink that looks good but is actually disgustingly awful and Aegis makes a drink that looks disgusting and was apparently supposed to explode. Minerva, thanks to Celica's influence, is the only one that makes a drink he likes, as she just makes normal tea. The other two want to learn from Minerva, and they end up going for ''20 rounds'', and Yosuke is begging for them to stop by the end. Minerva unsurprisingly wins the challenge, and when they're done, System just sends Yosuke back to his friends with a nonchalant attitude.

--> '''Teddie:'''(Snoring and sleep talking) Yumi...chan... I worked so hard... Think I've earned a little kiss...? Actually... if you're free later ... Do you want to go take some tea? (wakes up) Huh!? ...? ...!? Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh... Wh... WHERE AM I NOOOOWW!?

[[caption-width-right:350: Who knew Ping Pong could get this heated?]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_gNwhjsNfA This video]] of actual gameplay between [[MirrorMatch Kanji and Kanji]]. You are not getting a description of what happens in the video. It needs to be seen to be believed.

* And after the end of said race, System assures Yumi that Teddie (exhausted after the race) will be okay as she will take care of him. Of course "Take care of him" as in "unceremoniously dumping him in a deserted beach".