History Funny / BlackkatsReverse

* The Third Hokage's reaction to Kushina's return from the dead is a mixture of both joy and ''utter horror'' and he resists telling everybody else he's retiring on the spot.
* Kurama decides to turn Konoha into a battlefield for the jinchuuriki, for their ''game of tag''. He is partly motivated by getting payback on the jinchuuriki's behalf, and partly motivated to make clear to all the Kages that the kids are staying with him, but the end result is that Konoha looks like a war happened right in it. All with a game of ''tag''.
* Aoba needs a distraction against Kisame, and tries ''flirting with him''. Kisame, amazingly, ''blushes'' because no one showed any interest in him before.

* Roushi and Han have a routine too, with Roushi loudly complaining about their height difference. Han gleefully rubs his friend's PintSizedPowerhouse status in his face and gets kicked in the shins as a result.

** Pretty much almost ''everything'' about Shisui, but special mention has to go to his reaction to finding out Kakashi and Kurama are an item now (in the middle of battle, no less), and ''then'' finding out Kurama is the Kyuubi. While in the middle of a very tense negotiation between Kakashi, Kurama, Kisame and Obito, after the latter two's HeelFaceTurn.

* Kakashi's reaction to Kushina punching his father on his behalf is one in-universe and out.
* The Third Hokage's reaction to Kushina's return from the dead.

* One time, Minato tried to share his mission's pay with Kushina. Her reaction was beating him on the head with her sheathed tantô then sending him to land head first in a puddle of mud by kicking him in the ass.
** Kakashi almost got his head ripped off his shoulders when he tries to share his mission pay with Kurama; remembering the incident with Kushina, he decides that the redhead ''is'' a Uzumaki after all.
* Kurama goes to Roushi asking to borrow a kunai, not realizing that going to someone while only wearing a towel after taking a bath might give the wrong idea. Roushi has this to say:
--->'''Roushi''': If this is a proposition, or some way of paying off the room. I'm flattered, but I need to get an early start.
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-->''Gaara sneezes, squeaky like a mouse with a cold, and then looks deeply offended to have made such a sound.''
* Tenzo and Shisui get into an argument whether Hashirama or Tobirama would win in a fight. Tenzo points out Tobirama to rumored to hate the Uchiha while Shisui points out that Tobirama was rumored to have a relationship with his aide, Kagami Uchiha.
* Earlier, they had agrument over who in Konoha had the best ass:

* Really, Tenzo and Shisui bickering in general. Even [[TheStoic Itachi]] is unable to stand it without trying to flee. As for Kakashi, he wonders if he was a murderous overlord hell bent on genocide in a previous life to deserve that team.

* Poor Hiruzen has to deal with the fallout of Kurama's campaign to help jinchuurikis: he's almost reduced to dive for the sake and his headache theatens to become permanent.
** His doubts about Kurama's cover story disappearing when he learns what the guy is up to, because no one but a true Uzumaki would spread such an unholy amount of trouble in his wake.

** ''[[spoiler:“Well, fuck,” Zabuza says, drifting up past Kurama. He’s upside-down, sword in one hand, Haku tucked under his other arm, and looks vaguely affronted to find himself in the grips of the new planetoid’s immense gravity.]]''

** Pretty much almost ''everything'' about Shisui, but special mention has to go to his reaction to finding out Kakashi and Kurama are an item now (in the middle of battle, no less), and ''then'' finding out Kurama is the Kyuubi. [[spoiler: While in the middle of a very tense negotiation between Kakashi, Kurama, Kisame and Obito, after the latter two's HeelFaceTurn.]]
--> '''[[spoiler:Kisame]]:''' You okay, kid?

--> [[spoiler:Obito]]'s head snaps around, expression twisting into shock and no little horror, and he stares at Kakashi like he’s never seen him before.

* Kakashi's reaction to [[spoiler: Kushina punching his father on his behalf]] is one in-universe and out.
* The Third Hokage's reaction to [[spoiler: Kushina's return from the dead.]]

** Chapter 1: a short drabble where [[spoiler: Sakumo]] flirts with Orichimaru. In front of Kakashi.

** Chapter 8: Obito and Kisame [[spoiler: didn't get spit out into their own universe. They wound up in a different Narutoverse, running eighteen years behind theirs.]] It took them ''over a year to notice this.''
*** The only reason they find out is due to meeting [[spoiler: Sakumo. Who then proceeds to ''hit on Obito''.]]
--->“Any plans to untie me?” [[spoiler: Sakumo]] asks, breaking the tense silence. “I don’t mind being at the mercy of a beautiful man, but it sounds like you have other things to do.”\\
Oh gods. this is [[spoiler: ''Kakashi’s father.'' Kakashi’s father]] is ''flirting with him''. Obito doesn’t know whether to laugh or cry.\\

*** Obito and Kisame then immediately plan to take advantage of the situation...still in front of a ''very'' confused [[spoiler: Sakumo.]]

“I'm sorry? Kiri? ''Madara?''” [[spoiler:Sakumo]] says, slightly more insistent this time, and is summarily ignored.\\