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* If you ask the local blacksmith in Bruma where he learned to smith, he will joke that asking a Nord where he learned to smith is like asking a High Elf where he learned to make you want to hit him...before awkwardly apologizing to an Altmer Dragonborn.

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* If you ask the local blacksmith in Bruma where he learned to smith, he will joke that asking a Nord where he learned to smith is like asking a High Elf where he learned to make you want to hit him... before awkwardly apologizing to an Altmer Dragonborn.
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-->''This one has also a special song recommendation: ask the musicians for the one that goes 'da da, doo, doo, da, daa doo, da, doo, da, da, doo, da, doo, da, da doo da doo da doo da doo...'. Khajiit sadly does not remember the song's name, but this one is sure that they will recognize it by this description.''

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-->''This --->''This one has also a special song recommendation: ask the musicians for the one that goes 'da da, doo, doo, da, daa doo, da, doo, da, da, doo, da, doo, da, da doo da doo da doo da doo...'. Khajiit sadly does not remember the song's name, but this one is sure that they will recognize it by this description.''
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* There's a series of travel guides written by a Khajiiti author named Za'Dakki, and it's written in pretty much exactly the tone you would expect a Khajiit travel guide to have.
-->''A WORK BY ZA'DAKKI, PART OF HIS 'KHAJIIT'S PERSPECTIVE' SERIES ON THE CULTURES OF TAMRIEL. PURCHASE OTHER INSTALLMENTS FROM ALL GOOD BOOK STORES! REMEMBER - IF THEY DON'T SELL IT, PESTER THE STORE OWNER UNTIL THEY DO!''
** On the music of High Rock.
-->''This one has also a special song recommendation: ask the musicians for the one that goes 'da da, doo, doo, da, daa doo, da, doo, da, da, doo, da, doo, da, da doo da doo da doo da doo...'. Khajiit sadly does not remember the song's name, but this one is sure that they will recognize it by this description.''

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* In Capstone cave you can find some notes written by a bandit who was experimenting with alchemy. After wasting a lot of money on ingredients that they weren't able to do anything useful with, [[MushroomSamba they decided to eat some of the mushrooms]].
--> ''Ha! He's wearing a pot on his head! And he's riding a unicorn! I never thought I'd see the day when he- wait a second, is that Titus Mede? Why's he wearing such a revealing- and why's he riding a guar? Damn it Titus, I'm yours.''
** The next entry simply reads:
---> ''NEVER AGAIN.\\
Still going to harvest these and sell them for a tidy profit.\\
BUT NEVER AGAIN.''

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* The Nord bard, Renod Even-Toned, going on an angry rant, proclaiming to be SurroundedByIdiots after being told by his employer that his terrible singing distresses the customers.

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* The Nord bard, Renod Even-Toned, going on an angry rant, proclaiming to be SurroundedByIdiots after being told by his employer employer, Stantus, that his terrible singing distresses the customers.customers.
** Then you learn from Stantus what Renod was doing before he got the job at the Jerall View Inn:
--->'''Stantus:''' I hear the Jucanis paid him to watch and entertain their kid Banus while they were out of town. Apparently, his attempts at lullabies scared the child so much that he ran away from the bard and cried in the streets until his parents got back.
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* The Nord bard, Renod Even-Toned, going on an angry rant, proclaiming to be SurroundedByIdiots after being told by his employer that his terrible singing distresses the costumers.
* If you ask the local blacksmith in Bruma where he learned to smith, he will joke that asking a Nord where he learned to smith is like asking a High Elf where he learned to make you want to hit him...before awkwardly apologizing to the Altmer Dragonborn.

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* The Nord bard, Renod Even-Toned, going on an angry rant, proclaiming to be SurroundedByIdiots after being told by his employer that his terrible singing distresses the costumers.
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* If you ask the local blacksmith in Bruma where he learned to smith, he will joke that asking a Nord where he learned to smith is like asking a High Elf where he learned to make you want to hit him...before awkwardly apologizing to the an Altmer Dragonborn.
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* Harald Burdsson's guided tour around his "Hall of the Champion" museum in Bruma, which makes it clear that the place is a tourist trap through and through. This is made even more evident fact that he during the tour attempts to squeeze the Dragonborn for a little extra cash by offering them to touch the Champion's used handkerchief and sword against payment.

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* Harald Burdsson's guided tour around his "Hall of the Champion" museum in Bruma, which makes it clear that the place is a tourist trap through and through. This is made even more evident by the fact that he that, during the tour tour, he attempts to squeeze the Dragonborn for a little extra cash by offering them to touch the Champion's used handkerchief and sword against payment.
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* Harald Burdsson's guided tour around his "Hall of the Champion" museum, which makes it clear that the place is a tourist trap through and through. This is made even more evident fact that he during the tour attempts to squeeze the Dragonborn for a little extra cash by offering them to touch the Champion's used handkerchief and sword against payment.

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* Harald Burdsson's guided tour around his "Hall of the Champion" museum, museum in Bruma, which makes it clear that the place is a tourist trap through and through. This is made even more evident fact that he during the tour attempts to squeeze the Dragonborn for a little extra cash by offering them to touch the Champion's used handkerchief and sword against payment.
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* If you ask the local blacksmith in Bruma where he learned to smith, he will joke that asking a Nord where he learned to smith is like asking a High Elf where he learned to make you want to hit him...before awkwardly apologizing to the Altmer Dragonborn.
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