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* Calling the second Actor for Hobie "Hobie 2"

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* Calling the second Actor for Mitch’s negligent parenting.
* “Hobie’s with his mother!”
* Referring to Jeremy Jackson’s
Hobie as "Hobie 2"2" along with multiple jokes about replacing him with a “Hobie 3”.


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* Caroline’s slow burn freak out screams.


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* In "Baywatch (2017), after a recurring issue in the movie where the female characters are basically helpless and personality free:
-->'''Baywatching!Stephanie and Baywatching!CJ''': We love being characters!
--> '''Random Bad Guy pulls a gun on them''': What the fuck is going on?!
-->'''Baywatching!Stephanie and Baywatching!CJ''': Come save us Matt and Mitch!
-->'''Random Bad Guy gets knocked out from behind'''
-->'''Baywatching!Summer''': How 'bout a real man?
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[SkewedPriorities Priorities]], Mitch]]
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* The reveal of "Last Breath" explaining why the killer accidently killed his family, as succintly summarized by Allison after she laughed her head off:
-->'''Allison''': Tale as old as time. This guy killed his whole family because they said his brother was better at maths! You can't really blame him!
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* This bit from "Buried" when Donna learn that's she suspended from lifeguard duty:
-->'''Baywatching!Sam''': Not so fast, Harlot! The Chief say you're a loose cannon, so you're suspended from the force. Turn in your bathing suit and your lip gloss.
-->'''Baywatching!Donna''': What I'm going to tell to the kids on the trip ?
-->'''Baywatching!Sam''':...You're not going on the trip, you're suspended.
-->'''Baywatching!Donna''': ...Like in mid-air ?

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-->'''Baywatching!Eddie''': But we're not married yet.

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-->'''Baywatching!Eddie''': But we're We're not married yet.


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* In "Tequila Bay" when Stephanie and Mitch try to rescue the same person.
-->'''Allison''': Shortly after this shot, the two of them pulled this man apart like a wishbone.
-->SmashToBlack; ''SNAP!''
-->'''Baywatching!Mitch''': I got the bigger half! My save!
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* "The Sky Is Falling" cuts to a small girl building a large sand castle.
-->'''Baywatching!Eddie''': She buried me! Heeeelp!
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShW0VuR2U-E The Best of Baywatching (So Far)]]. An entire video filled with CMOF.
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* In one episode Allison refers to Slade and Eyebrows as Captain Cardboard and Sacre Dumbass.
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* This exchange after Shauni storms off in a huff:
-->'''Baywatching!John''': That's why they call me John Divorce Cort.
-->'''Baywatching!Eddie''': But we're not married yet.
-->'''Baywatching!John''': Preemptive strike.
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* This bit from "Sail Away":
-->'''Ryan''': Joey has relatives.
-->'''Mitch''': What?
-->'''Baywatching!Mitch''': I thought I killed them all.
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-->'''Baywatching!Stephanie''': If you ruin my chances of living vicariously through Cody, I swear chop you up into little pieces, store you in a freezer, and stick you into Mitch's world-famous chili!

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-->'''Baywatching!Stephanie''': If you ruin my chances of living vicariously through Cody, I swear I will chop you up into little pieces, store you in a freezer, and stick you into Mitch's world-famous chili!

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* At one point in "Just Sit Right Back and You'll Hear a Tale" the video cuts to Mitch laying on a couch with a bunch of Photoshopped burgers while watching ''Series/KnightRider''.

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* At one point in "Just "Now Sit Right Back and You'll Hear a Tale" the video cuts to Mitch laying on a couch with a bunch of Photoshopped burgers while watching ''Series/KnightRider''.


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* "The Incident" gives us this exchange:
-->'''Baywatching!Stephanie''': If you ruin my chances of living vicariously through Cody, I swear chop you up into little pieces, store you in a freezer, and stick you into Mitch's world-famous chili!
-->'''Baywatching!Caroline''': You wouldn't!
-->'''Baywatching!Stephanie''': Oh, yeah? Where do you think that little bitch-boy Trevor went?
-->''Cut to Caroline sitting on some rocks and sobbing, then Mitch walks up.''
-->'''Baywatching!Mitch''': Hey, heard you asking about my world-famous chili.
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** Her voice for Cody is even dopier.


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* At one point in "Just Sit Right Back and You'll Hear a Tale" the video cuts to Mitch laying on a couch with a bunch of Photoshopped burgers while watching ''Series/KnightRider''.

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* Her voice for Caroline that eventually sounds like a deranged [[Franchise/TheMuppets Miss Piggy]].
* Referring to Matt as [[BigOlEyebrows Eyebrows]] and giving him a [[CheeseEatingSurrenderMonkeys stereotypical French accent]].


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* Summer suspects Matt is cheating with former girlfriend Jessie.
-->'''Baywatching!Summer''': Time to throw down, bitch!
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* As if Allison's covering of Bash at the Beach, the crossover episode with Wrestling/{{WCW}}, wasn't enough, Allison has her first Main/{{Crossover}} video on Baywatching, bringing on Jay and Steve/V1 from WebVideo/{{OSW Review}} and WebVideo/{{Phelous}} for an hour long Baywatching video. To have the respective styling of Baywatching and OSW Review mix together is a sight to see, as is the chemistry between the four hosts.
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* In "Home is Where the Heat Is", Neely gets this iconic line: "While you were studying the blade, I was mastering telepathy!"
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* In an episode involving jade smugglers, Allison photoshops large amounts of jade jewelry onto Neely in one scene, and has her proclaiming that the smugglers "got away"
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!!General
* The opening titles containing the credit ''"Created By [[SelfDeprecation An]] [[LongRunners Idiot.]]"''
* Her whiny voice for Eddie
* Mitch's obsession with Burgers.
* Mitch's Dog Hatred.
* Calling the second Actor for Hobie "Hobie 2"
* Calling Mitch's mentor "Lifeguard One Day From Retirement"
* MY SAVE!
* Her dopey voice for Mitch.
* "I'm a sex symbol!"
* The sheer absurdity of [[HughMann Doctor Shark]].

!!Specifics
* "First, a recap of season one. ''(Cue image of Mitch eating some photoshopped-in cheeseburgers while Alison makes omnomnom noises)''"
* Allison likening Eddie and Harvey to walking mummy's curses.
* Her joy at Pamela Anderson's introduction: Playing a Sax by the riverside for no real reason.
** From the same episode: She loves the fact that Mitch Bucannon has an old-timey prospecting uncle.
* Her reaction to Eddie being around still in season 2. "Thank God the little pants-wetter is around for another season. My otherwise horrible material is saved!"
* Calling the surfing villains of one episode ''Film/SurfNinjas''.
** Mocking said Surf Ninjas' idiotic plot to block off people from their beach with barbed wire.
* Allison occasionally pulls out weird ways of emphasizing or saying words even without using funny voices. An early favorite, from Message in a Bottle:
-->"Newmie still has a great ''package''."
* The climax of "Coronado De Soul" being quietly underscored with the ''Franchise/{{Ghostbusters}}'' theme.
* For "The Chamber", which is a ClipShow, she forgoes talking about the recycled clips in favor of a montage of [[ButtMonkey Eddie]] suffering AmusingInjuries that she photoshopped together based on suggestions from her Twitter followers. Every single one is gold.
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