History Funny / BackstrokeOfTheWest

* "Mr. Speaker we can never compromise to black." --[[BoomerangBigot Text How Big, a black Hopeless Situation elder to Speaker D.]]

'''Commanding Officer:''' ''(obligated)'' Yes, Host.
* Senator yelling "run!" to the young Hopeless Situation Warrior who was already shot dead.

* The (in)famous '''"DO NOT WANT"''' scene.

* " You make out quite good."
* "Mr. Speaker we can never compromise to black." --[[BoomerangBigot Text How Big, a black Hopeless Situation elder to Speaker D.]]

* As he confronts Space General and his robot army, Ratio Tile shows his MrViceGuy character by [[RousseauWasRight believing the best in others]], only to be greeted with menacing arms.
--> '''Ratio Tile:''' ''(Boldly jumps down)'' "Everybody is good."
--> ''Space General openly yells "Section Ratio General" while his army of drones activate their weapons and approach Ratio Tile.''

* Almost every one of Space General's lines.
** "I should really feeds you all dog!"[[note]] In this sense, he's saying he's either gonna [[EatenAlive feed his droids to a dog]] [[AmbiguousSyntax OR]] [[EatingMachine feed them dog meat]]. [[/note]]
** "Smelly boy!"
** "BATTER TO DEATH THEM!"
*** Repeated ''[[RuleOfThree three]]'' times in a row, no less.
** '''''"SECTION RATIO GENERAL!"'''''
** "Let old man come to dealt with this Hopeless!"
* There is just something incredibly funny about the fact that all [[BumblingSidekick Republic Troopseses]] [[BlindObedience outright complied, with ZERO hesitation,]] to the command of killing off the Hopeless Situation Warriors since there is no Order 66 here.

* Senator yelling "run!" to the young Hopeless Situation Warrior who was already shot dead.

* The way The D's voice actor delivers "Good of good" is arguably hammier than [=McDiarmid=]'s original line.

* D The Superior's tone when he finds Allah Gold burnt to a crisp: it goes from relieved and triumphant to rather [[EvenEvilHasStandards deadpan and disgusted.]]
-->"He returns!...''[[OhCrap Incredibly]]'' [[OhCrap on the hoof.]]
* After The West Emperor encounters an injured Allah Gold, he tells the Shock Troopseses to "Grasp the person right away." They reply their usual "Is, follow instructions!", but then just scamper away without doing anything.

--> '''Ratio Tile:''' Everything ends the peaceful is willing to! The geography that I stand commands you superior!

** "I should really feeds you all dog!"

*** Repeated ''three'' times in a row, no less.

--> '''Ratio Tile:''' Is.

--> '''Allah Gold:''' Is not your new empire![[labelnote:Original]]Don't make me kill you.[[/labelnote]]
* Ratio's response to Allah Gold's claim that heroes are evil to him, ''"[[YoureInsane Friend, you are crazy!]]"''.

Short answer: Just the '''''entire''' thing''. This bootleg takes one of the darkest Star Wars films created and turns it into an incomprehensible mess of [[TranslationTrainWreck laughably terrible translations]], complete with ''actual voice acting'' and non-sequiturs that have absolutely ''nothing'' to do with the original dialogue.

* This classic exchange
--> '''Ratio Tile:''' Everything ends the peaceful is willing to. The geography that I stand commands you superior.
--> '''Allah Gold:''' You underrated my ability.

For the sake of page quality, because listing the entire film would be a bit too much, here are the highlights.

* Roughly an hour and 15 minutes and 16 seconds into the fandub, Allah Gold, after witnessing the death of Text How Big, utters [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone "I did what?"]] in such a flustered tone that it completely annihilates an already partially destroyed scene.

* Just the '''''entire''' thing''. This bootleg takes one of the darkest Star Wars films created and turns it into an incomprehensible mess of [[TranslationTrainWreck laughably terrible translations]], complete with ''actual voice acting'' and non-sequiturs that have absolutely ''nothing'' to do with the original dialogue.

* "Mr. Speaker we can never compromise to black." Text How Big, a black Hopeless Situation elder to Speaker D.

* Allah Gold shouting the D is the "Governor of this city!" and igniting his lightsaber after he hears the nonsense about the Dark.

* You know you're in for something special from the very beginning, when the ''Star Wars'' logo fills up the screen and it gets subtitled as "Star war."

** Crossed with SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, the fact that the novelization takes TheComicallySerious nature of the dub UpToEleven by [[TruerToTheText being more accurate to the original movie.]]

The short answer is "the entire [[spoiler:goddamn]] thing." For the sake of page quality, here are the highlights.