History Funny / AxeCop

** Any time Ethan can hang a lampshade on some of the madness in ''Axe Cop'', it's usually hilarious.

* Axe Cop's haunted house, which finishes with the family having to get past "the Every Monster Ever, All Squished Together".
** Also, according to Axe Cop, when the people have gone through a large hall, they wake up to find they have peed their pants. This troper had to have time to recover after that.
*** The real kicker? ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice They receive a complimentary DVD of their experience.]]''

* In [[http://axecop.com/comic/episode-19/ Episode 19]], Axe Cop manages to retrieve three unicorn horns from Stinky Head. He returns one to Uni-Man, returns one to a unicorn, and it seems that Axe Cop is about to give the third one to Sockarang... but proceeds to give to Uni-Man.
** What sells it is [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Sockarang's disappointed face in the background]] (although admittedly, Stinky Head ''had'' just been impersonating Sockarang, so Axe Cop had a good reason to be cautious).
*** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZjdEBLX-WQ&t=39s motion comic]] goes a step further and makes his disappointment audible.

*** The real kicker? ''They receive a complimentary DVD of their experience.''

-->'''Dinosaur Horn Store Clerk:''' It's not a hidden fee, it's a late fee.

-->'''Axe Cop''': ''I just want to rent a dinosaur horn.''
-->'''Dinosaur Horn Store Clerk''': ''The only reason I'm recommending you buy it is to save you money.''
-->'''Axe Cop'': '''(Sigh) But it's cheaper to rent.''
-->'''Dinosaur Horn Store Clerk''': ''For most people, yes. But not when you keep returning them late. I mean, just do the math, alright?''
-->'''Axe Cop''': ''I always do the math and it's cheaper to rent!''

* [[http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_30/ CLOCK! QUACK!]]

* [[http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_20/ He also wished for Ralph Wrinkles to know karate]].
* The entirety of [[http://axecop.com/index.php/acpresents/read/axe_cop_presents_4 Jack and John's second appearance]]. SurrealHumour at its finest.

* Axe Cop becomes Axe Cop...[[http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_3/ with Lemon.]]

* The bad guys didn't steal anything from the store because they have [[http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_35/ invisible cash registers.]]
* In [[http://axecop.com/index.php/acepisodes/read/episode_19/ Episode 19]], Axe Cop manages to retrieve three unicorn horns from Stinky Head. He returns one to Uni-Man, returns one to a unicorn, and it seems that Axe Cop is about to give the third one to Sockarang... but proceeds to give to Uni-Man.
--->'''Axe Cop''':''Good job tricking the bad guys''

* [[http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_10/ Ask Axe Cop 10]]. Here, Axe Cop runs for president in a parody of the Barack Obama presidential campaign, even a Chop poster. Then he blows up all the bad guys. The ending is pretty funny as well.

[[http://axecop.com/comic/episode-77/ The heroes.]] Gray Diamond, Gray Stone, Wolver Man, and... [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Army Chihuahua.]]

* The ninjas arriving in the [[HighlyVisibleNinja Truck of Ninjas]].

* [[http://axecop.com/index.php/acask/read/ask_axe_cop_10/ Ask Axe Cop 10]]. Here, Axe Cop runs for president in a parody of the Barack Obama presidential campaign. Then he blows up all the bad guys. But the funniest part of all is the ending.

--> '''Alien''':[[FlatWhat Wait, ''what''?]]

--> '''Alien''': Wait, ''what?''

* Everytime Axe Cop says "that was a secret attack!", expect it to be a bizarre form of poisoning, or something bizarre and funny... like having little swords for arm hair.

--> '''Alien''': [[FlatWhat Wait]], ''[[FlatWhat what]]?''