History Funny / AttackOfTheClones

* Jango gives Wessel some creepy centipede things in a glass container warning her to "Be careful, they're very poisonous." As many a meme-enjoyer can tell you, "venomous" means they bite you and you die, "poisonous" means you bite them and you die. [[FridgeBrilliance Read literally, Jango was hoping Padmé would accidentally eat the things in her sleep.]]

-->'''Obi-Wan:''' ''[after Zam pulled her speeder up before hitting a building's roof]'' [[OhCrap Pull up, Anakin! Pull up!]]\\
'''Anakin:''' ''[cackling like a madman before [[DrivesLikeCrazy pulling the speeder up at the last second]]]''\\

'''Obi-Wan:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I don't mind flying.]] ''[[[InstantlyProvenWrong a random speeder out of nowhere passes by above Obi-Wan's head as he frantically avoids it]]]'' But what ''you're'' doing is suicide!

** The [[https://i.imgur.com/3Yh9UBp.gif expression]] on Obi-Wan's face as he says this (right after glancing up at his chains and then looking back to Anakin) is a hilarious mix of sarcasm, false congratulations and frustration.

'''Obi-Wan:''' She seems to be on top of things.

* As Anakin and Padmé have their first kiss at the lake house a soft version of their love theme plays. When Padmé quickly breaks it off the music also cuts out! Also Anakin's face afterwards like he's thinking "What the hell?!"
* In the documentary "From Puppets To Pixels" included on the special features, George describes Yoda as the "illegitimate child of [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy]]."

-->"DIE, Jedi dogs! Oh... what did I say?!"

* The following exchange between Obi-Wan and a man named [[MeaningfulName Elan Sleazebaggano]]:
-->'''Elan Sleazebaggano:''' You wanna buy some [[FantasticDrug deathsticks?]]\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' [[JediMindTrick You don't want to sell me deathsticks.]]\\
'''Sleazebaggano:''' I... don't want to sell you deathsticks.\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' [[JediMindTrick You want to go home and rethink your life.]]\\
'''Sleazebaggano:''' I want to go home and rethink my life. ''[walks away from the bar, presumably to go home and rethink his life]''
** The payoff from said exchange in [[Franchise/StarWarsLegends the old expanded universe]]: Elan was a deathstick addict himself, but after the trick he went home, re-thought his life, broke off his addiction... And expanded his dealings to weapons and stolen goods. ''Then'', by the war's end, he had finally become an honest man and began a new goal of trying to turn deathstick addicts away from the drug... Then Order 66 happened and he got trampled by a Clonetrooper chasing two Jedi. His life afterward remains unknown.
** Just the fact that after being in a speeder with [[DrivesLikeCrazy Anakin]], the first thing Obi-Wan does is [[INeedAFreakingDrink go to the bar for a drink]].

-->'''Obi-Wan''': ''[dejected]'' [[OhCrap Oh,]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck not good!]]

* When Anakin pulls a surprise skydive during the Coruscant speeder chase, Obi-Wan's reaction is an annoyed "I hate it when he does that." When it comes to Anakin's crazy stunts, he's damn near SeenItAll.
* During the chase, Zam shoots a power coupling, causing it to emit violet beams of electricity. Anakin and Obi-Wan fly through it!
-->'''Obi-Wan''': Anakin! How many times I've told you to -- ''[they enter the electric field]'' stay away from power couplings?! ''[they exit the field with an electric wake behind them]'' That was good!
** While they're in the field, Obi-Wan sits tensely, but what does Anakin do? He leans back in his seat while shaking from the shock treatment, and he looks almost relaxed!
** Obi-Wan's reactions imply Anakin has crashed into electric fields and jumped out of a speeder ''multiple times!''

-->'''Anakin''': I retransmitted it just as you requested, master... Then we decided to come and rescue you.\\

** Also, the way Obi-Wan says "I was beginning to wonder if you got my message."

** Or perhaps Jango is concerned that **Zam** will try to eat them.

** The payoff from said exchange in [[Franchise/StarWarsLegends the old expanded universe]]: Elan was a deathstick addict himself, but after the trick he went home, re-thought his life, broke off his addiction... And expanded his dealings to weapons and stolen goods. ''Then'', by the war's end, he had finally become an honest man and was trying to turn deathstick addicts away from the drug... Then Order 66 happened and he got trampled by a Clonetrooper chasing two Jedi.

** The ''VideoGame/StarWarsJediStarfighter'' video game implies that "Old Folks' Home" is the established callsign for the Jedi Temple, making it doubly funny.

* In the novelization, Yoda senses a sudden burst of fear from ''Palpatine,'' of all people, when it's decided that Jar Jar will ask the Senate to grant him emergency powers. It's a pretty understandable reaction, given that he's just realized that his master plan rests entirely on [[LethallyStupid Jar Jar Binks.]]

** Also, Yoda transforming into a Tasmanian Devil-caliber spinning bouncing whirlwind of lightsaber fury for his duel with Count Douku... and then picking up his staff afterward and ''shuffling'' away like an enfeebled old man.

** Later in the arena, Obi-Wan gets a hold of a spear and promptly throws it at the acklay, hitting the beast in the shoulder. Obi-Wan looks so pleased with himself...until the acklay promptly rips the spear out and snaps it between its teeth, at which point Obi-Wan somewhat [[OhCrap realises]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough he's thrown away his only weapon in exchange for pissing the monster off with a minor flesh wound]].

-->'''Palpatine:''' It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I love democracy. I love the Republic.]] The power you have given me I ''will'' lay down once this crisis has abated.