History Funny / ArzetteTheJewelOfFaramore

-->'''Joe:''' In like, a totally distant land, you know, where the fields are filled with yellow tulips and stuff and people wear trees on their feet, a great radical power will be born. One that like, you know, can hold all the world's information on a single [[UsefulNotes/CompactDisc oval object]], show you like flowers and boats and [[VideoGame/MutantRampageBodyslam mutants]]. That power will totally, like, fall into the wrong hands, dude, and many... like many [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames faces of evil]]. [[AnotherStoryForAnotherTime But that's a story for another day, dude]].\\

'''Wogram:''' ''(angrily while Dail chuckles)'' IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO TO US?

* Completing the trading quests for Alven has him forge his legendary weapon. A process that takes a far shorter time than you'd expect from a sword gained by trading items in a ''Zelda''-inspired game; about a minute. The problem is you need to wait out that minute in ''real-time.'' A solid minute of him hammering away at the sword, intercut with Arzette getting just as impatient as the player. And to cap it all off, this is the only cutscene that dares to be ''unskippable.''

* Completing the trading quests for Alven has him forge his legendary weapon. A process that takes a far shorter time than you'd expect from a sword gained by trading items in a ''Zelda''-inspired game; about a minute. The problem is you need to wait out that minute in ''real time.'' A solid minute of him hammering away at the sword, intercut with Arzette getting just as impatient as the player. And to cap it all off, this is the only cutscene that has the audacity to be ''unskippable.''
* The final battle with Daimur has Arzette chasing the wizard down. And when she gets too close, he appears to run too fast for his upper half to keep up, complete with a whistle sound effect as he dashes down the path.
** All bosses takes multiple hits to go down, ''except'' Daimur for obvious and comical reasons.

[[caption-width-right:1000:"Skills? Like prioritizing the romance section?"]]

Given what the game is based on, there are plenty of moments that provide quite the chuckle.

* Completing the trading quests for Alven has him forge his legendary weapon. A process that takes a far shorter time than you'd expect from a sword gained by trading items in a ''Zelda''-inspired game; about a minute. The problem is you need to wait out that minute in ''real time.'' A solid minute of him hammering away at the sword, intercut with Arzette getting just as impatient as the player. And to cap it all off, this is the only cutscene that has the audacity to be ''unskippable.''

* At the library, Arzette will ask if Payop has anything on Daimur only to be told no. Payop then boasts how she would have been able to keep Daimur from breaking free if she was trusted with the book of Oakurin claiming to have the skills to handle such a task. Cue Dewey [[DeadpanSnarker pointing out how she prioritizes the romance section]] which Arzette does her best to [[ActuallyPrettyFunny keep from laughing]] while Payop's face turns red with embarassment before she throws a book at him.

'''Joe:''' No... ''MISTAKES WERE MADE''.

-->'''Payop:''' Quite, you miserable wretch!

* At the library, Arzette will ask if Payop has anything on Daimur only to be told no. Payop then boasts how she would have been able to keep Daimur from breaking free if she was trusted with the book of Oakurin claiming to have the skills to handle such a task. Cue Dewey [[DeadpanSnarker pointing out how she prioritizes the romance section]] which Arzette does her best to [[ActuallyPrettyFunny keep from laughing]] while Payop's face turns red with embarassment.