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Uncanny Valley is IUEO now and the subjective version has been split; cleaning up misuse and ZCE in the process


-->'''Sketchy:''' Okay, I know she's about to wreak havoc across the entire camp... [[EvilIsSexy but she's still kinda fine.]]

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-->'''Sketchy:''' Okay, I know she's about to wreak havoc across the entire camp... [[EvilIsSexy but she's still kinda fine.]]
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-->'''[=CellSpex=]:''' Random non sequitur that keeps the kiddies from feeling any genuine moment of suspense? Seriously, did we learn ''nothing'' from ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut''?

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-->'''[=CellSpex=]:''' -->'''WebVideo/{{CellSpex}}:''' Random non sequitur that keeps the kiddies from feeling any genuine moment of suspense? Seriously, did we learn ''nothing'' from ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut''?
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-->'''Keyframe:''' Obvious Dr. Who, warp speed/warp drive, ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', ''Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'', ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls Equestria Girls 1]]'', ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'', and ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' reference is obvious.

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-->'''Keyframe:''' Obvious Dr. Who, warp speed/warp drive, ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', ''Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'', ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls Equestria Girls 1]]'', ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'', and ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' ''Franchise/BackToTheFuture'' reference is obvious.
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* Upon arriving in the Chrysalis future, Spike remarks "Well, that didn't work." [=AnY=] immediately starts freaking out, seeing this as a direct reference to Fanfic/EakinsHardReset.

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* Upon arriving in the Chrysalis future, Spike remarks "Well, that didn't work." [=AnY=] immediately starts freaking out, seeing this as a direct reference to Fanfic/EakinsHardReset.''Fanfic/HardResetEakin''.
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** #9: "So this must be [[Disney/{{Dumbo}} Dumbo's]] ponysona."

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** #9: "So this must be [[Disney/{{Dumbo}} [[WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} Dumbo's]] ponysona."

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* The campers are put in designated tents named after gemstones. When a character is assigned to the Amethyst Tent, we get a clip of [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Amethyst]] giving a FlatWhat.
** Immediately afterward, [=CellSpex=] enthusiastically demands to be placed in the [[BreakoutCharacter Peridot]] Tent.

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* The campers are put in designated tents named after gemstones. When a character is assigned to the Amethyst Tent, we get a clip of [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Amethyst]] giving a FlatWhat.
**
FlatWhat. Immediately afterward, [=CellSpex=] enthusiastically demands to be placed in the [[BreakoutCharacter Peridot]] Tent.



-->'''Voice of Reason:''' ''[(laughing]'' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I wasn't scared! You're ridiculous!]] Excuse me, [[BringMyBrownPants I need to go change.]]

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-->'''Voice of Reason:''' ''[(laughing]'' ''[laughing]'' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I wasn't scared! You're ridiculous!]] Excuse me, [[BringMyBrownPants I need to go change.]]
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* The campers are put in designated tents named after gemstones. When a character is assigned to the Amethyst Tent, we get a clip of [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Amethyst]] giving a FlatWhat.
** Immediately afterward, [=CellSpex=] enthusiastically demands to be placed in the [[BreakoutCharacter Peridot]] Tent.

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!! Analyst Bronies React to Friendship Games

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!! Analyst Bronies React to Friendship Games''Friendship Games''



-->'''Keyframe:''' Thespio! Thespio! Thespio! EQG 3 just got released! We gotta react to it!
-->'''Thespio:''' (gasps) You mean stoop to the absolute lowest form of entertainment fads that requires no work for creative hacks like us?!
-->'''Keyframe:''' YEP!
-->'''Thespio:''' SIGN ME UP, GIRL!

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-->'''Keyframe:''' Thespio! Thespio! Thespio! EQG 3 just got released! We gotta react to it!
-->'''Thespio:''' (gasps)
it!\\
'''Thespio:''' [gasps]
You mean stoop to the absolute lowest form of entertainment fads that requires no work for creative hacks like us?!
-->'''Keyframe:''' YEP!
-->'''Thespio:'''
us?!\\
'''Keyframe:''' YEP!\\
'''Thespio:'''
SIGN ME UP, GIRL!



** And after Pinkie's random line:
-->'''[=CellSpex=]:''' Random non-sequiter that keeps the kiddies from feeling any genuine moment of suspense? Seriously, did we learn ''nothing'' from ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut''?

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** * And after Pinkie's random line:
-->'''[=CellSpex=]:''' Random non-sequiter non sequitur that keeps the kiddies from feeling any genuine moment of suspense? Seriously, did we learn ''nothing'' from ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut''?



-->'''[=AnY=]:''' She looks like a defective Anime/SailorMoon villain.

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-->'''[=AnY=]:''' She looks like a defective Anime/SailorMoon ''Anime/SailorMoon'' villain.



-->'''[=CellSpex=]:''' (reading a report) Well Ms. Cinch, as ridiculous as your claim sounds, we ''did'' just get 125 [=YouTube=] videos proving the phenomenon you just described. So we'll call [[Series/TheXFiles Mulder and Scully]] right after all of us stop questioning our existence in this world THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ANYMORE!

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-->'''[=CellSpex=]:''' (reading ''[reading a report) report]'' Well Ms. Cinch, as ridiculous as your claim sounds, we ''did'' just get 125 [=YouTube=] videos proving the phenomenon you just described. So we'll call [[Series/TheXFiles Mulder and Scully]] right after all of us stop questioning our existence in this world THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ANYMORE!



* [=CellSpex=] wonders how many time travel jokes the analysts can make. Everyone then proceeds to reference Series/DoctorWho. Except for Keyframe:
-->'''Keyframe:''' Obvious Dr. Who, warp speed/warp drive, Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey, Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls Equestria Girls 1]], WesternAnimation/TimeSquad, and Film/BackToTheFuture reference is obvious.
** Golden Fox seems utterly baffled that Key knows all these references.

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* [=CellSpex=] wonders how many time travel jokes the analysts can make. Everyone then proceeds to reference Series/DoctorWho.''Series/DoctorWho''. Except for Keyframe:
-->'''Keyframe:''' Obvious Dr. Who, warp speed/warp drive, Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey, Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey'', ''Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'', ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls Equestria Girls 1]], WesternAnimation/TimeSquad, 1]]'', ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'', and Film/BackToTheFuture ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' reference is obvious.
** :: Golden Fox seems utterly baffled that Key knows all these references.



-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:''' (gasp) Oh my god! Fluttershy fell! She's doomed!
-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:''' Uh, you ''do'' realize she's a pegasus, right?
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:''' Um, ''hello!'' It's Fluttershy. You know damn well her wings are about as useless as a limp dick!
-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:''' Okay that's true, you have a point, but what should we do then? Call the Wonderbolts?
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:''' No, that's an even worse idea! They're just a stunt show and an only-kinda-sorta-not-really military! They're not qualified yet!
-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:''' Okay, that makes no goddamn sense but I'll agree with you just for the sake of the joke, so what should we do then?
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:''' Let's just sit here like idiots until someone actually does something!
-->(''long {{Beat}}'')
-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:''' We are horrible ponies.
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:''' Yes, yes. Yes we are.

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-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:''' (gasp) -->'''Thespio as Pony#1:''' [gasp] Oh my god! Fluttershy fell! She's doomed!
-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:'''
doomed!\\
'''Thespio as Pony#2:'''
Uh, you ''do'' realize she's a pegasus, right?
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:'''
right?\\
'''Thespio as Pony#1:'''
Um, ''hello!'' It's Fluttershy. You know damn well her wings are about as useless as a limp dick!
-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:'''
dick!\\
'''Thespio as Pony#2:'''
Okay that's true, you have a point, but what should we do then? Call the Wonderbolts?
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:'''
Wonderbolts?\\
'''Thespio as Pony#1:'''
No, that's an even worse idea! They're just a stunt show and an only-kinda-sorta-not-really military! They're not qualified yet!
-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:'''
yet!\\
'''Thespio as Pony#2:'''
Okay, that makes no goddamn sense but I'll agree with you just for the sake of the joke, so what should we do then?
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:'''
then?\\
'''Thespio as Pony#1:'''
Let's just sit here like idiots until someone actually does something!
-->(''long {{Beat}}'')
-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:'''
something!\\
''[long {{Beat}}]''\\
'''Thespio as Pony#2:'''
We are horrible ponies.
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:'''
ponies.\\
'''Thespio as Pony#1:'''
Yes, yes. Yes we are.



-->'''Golden Fox:''' Oh good! I didn't have to read the IDW comic books after all!
-->'''Keframe:''' (''turns and glares at him'')
-->'''Golden Fox:''' Don't glare at me like that.
-->'''Keframe:''' (''says nothing; moves closer to him'')
-->'''Golden Fox:''' Don't glare at me like that.
-->'''Keyframe:''' (''inches closer'')
-->'''Golden Fox:''' (''boops her'') [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Boop.]]
-->'''Keyframe:''' (''scrunches nose'') *'''PUNCH'''*

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-->'''Golden Fox:''' Oh good! I didn't have to read the IDW comic books after all!
-->'''Keframe:''' (''turns
all!\\
''[Keyframe turns
and glares at him'')
-->'''Golden
him]''\\
'''Golden
Fox:''' Don't glare at me like that.
-->'''Keframe:''' (''says
that.\\
''[Keyframe says
nothing; moves closer to him'')
-->'''Golden
him]''\\
'''Golden
Fox:''' Don't glare at me like that.
-->'''Keyframe:''' (''inches closer'')
-->'''Golden
that.\\
''[Keyframe inches closer]''\\
'''Golden
Fox:''' (''boops her'') ''[boops her]'' [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Boop.]]
-->'''Keyframe:''' (''scrunches nose'')
]]\\
'''Keyframe:''' ''[scrunches nose]''
*'''PUNCH'''*



-->'''Canned Cream:''' (''epic 8D face'') [[{{Squee}} It's time for the best world!]]
** Then when they leave:
-->'''Canned Cream:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Alright, Luna world's gone. I'm done]]. (''takes off headphones'') Bye. (''gets up and leaves; immediately comes back and sighs'') Alright, ''fine.'' Finish the episode.

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-->'''Canned Cream:''' (''epic ''[epic 8D face'') face]'' [[{{Squee}} It's time for the best world!]]
** * Then when they leave:
-->'''Canned Cream:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Alright, Luna world's gone. I'm done]]. (''takes ''[takes off headphones'') headphones]'' Bye. (''gets ''[gets up and leaves; immediately comes back and sighs'') sighs]'' Alright, ''fine.'' Finish the episode.



-->'''Cellspex:''' (though text-to-speech) You can cut the sexual tension with a knife!
** And a few scenes later when Starlight and Sunburst continue to be awkward:

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-->'''Cellspex:''' (though text-to-speech) ''[through text-to-speech]'' You can cut the sexual tension with a knife!
** * And a few scenes later when Starlight and Sunburst continue to be awkward:



!!Analyst Bronies React to Legend of Everfree

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!!Analyst Bronies React to Legend ''Legend of EverfreeEverfree''



-->''' Voice of Reason:''' (laughing) [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I wasn't scared! You're ridiculous!]] Excuse me, [[BringMyBrownPants I need to go change.]]

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-->''' Voice -->'''Voice of Reason:''' (laughing) ''[(laughing]'' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I wasn't scared! You're ridiculous!]] Excuse me, [[BringMyBrownPants I need to go change.]]



-->'''Voice of Reason:''' Oh COME ON! Just ''once'' I'd like someone on the Mane 6 to lock lips! I mean, this is the first hetero ship I'm actually on board with!

!!Analyst Bronies React to the Seaon 6 Finale
* For this react, Thespio decides to drag his fiancée Midnight Sonata along for the ride, which results in some pretty funny interactions.
** At one point, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Midnight has to lock Thespio in the closet.]]
-->'''Thespio:''' (pounding on the closet doors) MIDNIGHT SONATA! YOU [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET RIGHT NOW! I AM SERIOUS!
-->'''Midnight Sonata:''' (calmly sipping from a coffee mug) It's for your own good, honey!
-->'''Thespio:''' "OWN GOOD" MY ASS!

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-->'''Voice of Reason:''' Oh COME ON! Just ''once'' I'd like someone on the Mane 6 Six to lock lips! I mean, this is the first hetero ship I'm actually on board with!

!!Analyst Bronies React to the Seaon Season 6 Finale
* For this react, Thespio decides to drag his fiancée Midnight Sonata along for the ride, which results in some pretty funny interactions. \n** At one point, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Midnight has to lock Thespio in the closet.]]
-->'''Thespio:''' (pounding ''[pounding on the closet doors) doors]'' MIDNIGHT SONATA! YOU [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET RIGHT NOW! I AM SERIOUS!
-->'''Midnight
SERIOUS!\\
'''Midnight
Sonata:''' (calmly ''[calmly sipping from a coffee mug) mug]'' It's for your own good, honey!
-->'''Thespio:'''
honey!\\
'''Thespio:'''
"OWN GOOD" MY ASS!



-->'''[[{{Fanboy}} Canned Cream:]]''' (throws off his headphones and grabs a gun) Don't worry, baby! I'm comin'! (runs out the door)

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-->'''[[{{Fanboy}} Canned Cream:]]''' (throws ''[throws off his headphones and grabs a gun) gun]'' Don't worry, baby! I'm comin'! (runs ''[runs out the door)door]''



-->'''Midnight:''' Hey look, it's Silver Quill's fantasy!
-->'''Thespio:''' Hey look, its the fantasy of ''every brony ever''.

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-->'''Midnight:''' Hey look, it's Silver Quill's fantasy!
-->'''Thespio:'''
fantasy!\\
'''Thespio:'''
Hey look, its the fantasy of ''every brony ever''.ever''.
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-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:''' Uh, you ''do'' realize she a pegasus, right?

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-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:''' Uh, you ''do'' realize she she's a pegasus, right?
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-->'''Keyframe:''' Obvious Dr. Who warp speed/warp drive, Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey, Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls Equestria Girls 1]], WesternAnimation/TimeSquad, and Film/BackToTheFuture reference is obvious.

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-->'''Keyframe:''' Obvious Dr. Who Who, warp speed/warp drive, Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey, Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls Equestria Girls 1]], WesternAnimation/TimeSquad, and Film/BackToTheFuture reference is obvious.
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--->'''Thespio:''' Hey look, its the fantasy of ''every brony ever''.

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--->'''Thespio:''' -->'''Thespio:''' Hey look, its the fantasy of ''every brony ever''.
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-->'''Midnight Sonata: (calmly sipping from a coffee mug) It's for your own good, honey!

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-->'''Midnight Sonata: Sonata:''' (calmly sipping from a coffee mug) It's for your own good, honey!

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* For this react, Thespio decides to drag his fiancée Midnight Sonata along for the ride, which results in some pretty funny interactions. ** At one point, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Midnight has to lock Thespio in the closet.]]

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* For this react, Thespio decides to drag his fiancée Midnight Sonata along for the ride, which results in some pretty funny interactions.
** At one point, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Midnight has to lock Thespio in the closet.]]
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-->'''Sketchy:''' Okay, I know she's about to wreak havoc across the entire camp... {{EvilIsSexy but she's still kinda fine.]]

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-->'''Sketchy:''' Okay, I know she's about to wreak havoc across the entire camp... {{EvilIsSexy [[EvilIsSexy but she's still kinda fine.]]
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-->'''Keyframe:''' Did the bronies complain about one minut detail on the show that really no one gives a shit about again?

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-->'''Keyframe:''' Did the bronies complain about one minut minute detail on the show that really no one gives a shit about again?



* After Timber tells the story of Gaia Everfree, Gloriosa shows up and says that she hopes she didn't scare anyone/

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* After Timber tells the story of Gaia Everfree, Gloriosa shows up and says that she hopes she didn't scare anyone/anyone.
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-->'''Voice of Reason:''' Oh great, you broke the overrated meter!

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-->'''Voice of Reason:''' Oh great, you broke the overrated meter!meter!
* When it's revealed that the princesses (namely Luna) have been kidnapped:
-->'''[[{{Fanboy}} Canned Cream:]]''' (throws off his headphones and grabs a gun) Don't worry, baby! I'm comin'! (runs out the door)
* Midnight and Thespio's reaction to the changelings turning into multiple copies of Fluttershy:
-->'''Midnight:''' Hey look, it's Silver Quill's fantasy!
--->'''Thespio:''' Hey look, its the fantasy of ''every brony ever''.
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-->'''Voice of Reason:''' Oh COME ON! Just ''once'' I'd like someone on the Mane 6 to lock lips! I mean, this is the first hetero ship I'm actually on board with!

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-->'''Voice of Reason:''' Oh COME ON! Just ''once'' I'd like someone on the Mane 6 to lock lips! I mean, this is the first hetero ship I'm actually on board with!with!

!!Analyst Bronies React to the Seaon 6 Finale
* For this react, Thespio decides to drag his fiancée Midnight Sonata along for the ride, which results in some pretty funny interactions. ** At one point, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Midnight has to lock Thespio in the closet.]]
-->'''Thespio:''' (pounding on the closet doors) MIDNIGHT SONATA! YOU [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] LET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET RIGHT NOW! I AM SERIOUS!
-->'''Midnight Sonata: (calmly sipping from a coffee mug) It's for your own good, honey!
-->'''Thespio:''' "OWN GOOD" MY ASS!
* When Princess Luna shows up, an alarm suddenly starts blaring and there's an explosion offscreen.
-->'''Voice of Reason:''' Oh great, you broke the overrated meter!
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* After Timber tells the story of Gaia Everfree, Gloriossa shows up and says that she hopes she didn't scare anyone/

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* After Timber tells the story of Gaia Everfree, Gloriossa Gloriosa shows up and says that she hopes she didn't scare anyone/



* Sketchy has this to say about Gaia Everfree/Gloriossa Daisy:

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* Sketchy has this to say about Gaia Everfree/Gloriossa Everfree/Gloriosa Daisy:



* When Gloriossa [[MomentKiller]] interrupts Timber and Sci-Twi's AlmostKiss:

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* When Gloriossa [[MomentKiller]] interrupts Gloriosa [[MomentKiller interrupts]] Timber and Sci-Twi's AlmostKiss:
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-->'''Voice of Reason:''' OH JUST KISS ALREADY!

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-->'''Voice of Reason:''' OH JUST KISS ALREADY!ALREADY!

!!Analyst Bronies React to Legend of Everfree
* After Timber tells the story of Gaia Everfree, Gloriossa shows up and says that she hopes she didn't scare anyone/
-->''' Voice of Reason:''' (laughing) [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I wasn't scared! You're ridiculous!]] Excuse me, [[BringMyBrownPants I need to go change.]]
* Sketchy has this to say about Gaia Everfree/Gloriossa Daisy:
-->'''Sketchy:''' Okay, I know she's about to wreak havoc across the entire camp... {{EvilIsSexy but she's still kinda fine.]]
* When Gloriossa [[MomentKiller]] interrupts Timber and Sci-Twi's AlmostKiss:
-->'''Voice of Reason:''' Oh COME ON! Just ''once'' I'd like someone on the Mane 6 to lock lips! I mean, this is the first hetero ship I'm actually on board with!
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** #2: "Well, on the plus side, she''l have worse [[SomethingElseAlsoRises wingboners]] than Golden Fox."

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** #2: "Well, on the plus side, she''l she'll have worse [[SomethingElseAlsoRises wingboners]] than Golden Fox."

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* Each Analyst has their own reaction to the awkward silence between Starlight and Sunburst:
-->'''Cellspex:''' (though text-to-speech)

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* Each Analyst has their own Cellspex's reaction to the awkward silence between Starlight and Sunburst:
-->'''Cellspex:''' (though text-to-speech)text-to-speech) You can cut the sexual tension with a knife!
** And a few scenes later when Starlight and Sunburst continue to be awkward:
-->'''Voice of Reason:''' OH JUST KISS ALREADY!

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* Thanks to the flu, Cellspex is unable to speak during this react, so she relies on Siri to talk for her.

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* Thanks to the flu, Cellspex is unable to speak during this react, so she relies on Siri text-to-speech to talk for her.get her words across.



** #10: "Oh for crying out loud, did Andy Price draw the wings?
** #9"
** #8:
** #7:
** #6:
** #5:
** #4:
** #3:
** #2:
** And #1:

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** #10: "Oh for crying out loud, did Andy Price draw the wings?
wings?"
** #9"
#9: "So this must be [[Disney/{{Dumbo}} Dumbo's]] ponysona."
** #8:
#8: "[[Film/{{Dave}} I once caught a fish THIS BIG!]]"
** #7:
#7: "Do you think if she starts crawling she's able to get lift?"
** #6:
#6: "Good news, honey! She can learn to swaddle herself!"
** #5:
#5: "This just in, the albatross no longer has the largest wingspan."
** #4:
#4: "When she grows up, she'll be able to give Equestria the ''biggest hug ever!''"
** #3:
#3: "I think I just found [[Anime/TheWindRises Jiro Horikoshi's]] new muse."
** #2:
#2: "Well, on the plus side, she''l have worse [[SomethingElseAlsoRises wingboners]] than Golden Fox."
** And #1:#1: "Scootaloo is going to be ''PISSED!''"
* Each Analyst has their own reaction to the awkward silence between Starlight and Sunburst:
-->'''Cellspex:''' (though text-to-speech)
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-->'''Canned Cream:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Alright, Luna world's gone. I'm done]]. (''takes off headphones'') Bye. (''gets up and leaves; immediately comes back and sighs'') Alright, ''fine.'' Finish the episode.

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-->'''Canned Cream:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Alright, Luna world's gone. I'm done]]. (''takes off headphones'') Bye. (''gets up and leaves; immediately comes back and sighs'') Alright, ''fine.'' Finish the episode.episode.

!! Analyst Bronies React to the Season 6 Premiere
* Thanks to the flu, Cellspex is unable to speak during this react, so she relies on Siri to talk for her.
* Keyframe having a [[CutenessProximity cuteness attack]] upon seeing Flurry Heart.
* "Voice of Reason's Top Ten Jokes He Can Make About Flurry Heart":
**#10: "Oh for crying out loud, did Andy Price draw the wings?
**#9"
**#8:
**#7:
**#6:
**#5:
**#4:
**#3:
**#2:
** And #1:
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!! Analyst Bronies React to Friendship Games
* Keyframe and Thespio get things off to a great start with their intro:
-->'''Keyframe:''' Thespio! Thespio! Thespio! EQG 3 just got released! We gotta react to it!
-->'''Thespio:''' (gasps) You mean stoop to the absolute lowest form of entertainment fads that requires no work for creative hacks like us?!
-->'''Keyframe:''' YEP!
-->'''Thespio:''' SIGN ME UP, GIRL!
* [=AnY=]'s Wonder Woman transformation.
* Following Sunset's multiple questions about possible magical problems:
-->'''Keyframe:''' Did the bronies complain about one minut detail on the show that really no one gives a shit about again?
** And after Pinkie's random line:
-->'''[=CellSpex=]:''' Random non-sequiter that keeps the kiddies from feeling any genuine moment of suspense? Seriously, did we learn ''nothing'' from ''WesternAnimation/InsideOut''?
* Keyframe and Thespio channel their inner [[WebVideo/BroniesReact Animated James]] and HeadDesk after Rainbow Dash first says the phrase "pony up". Well, ''Thespio'' head desks. Keyframe grabs a pillow to [[StealthPun cushion]] the impact for herself.
-->'''Thespio:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why do you get the pillow?]]
* [=AnY=] doesn't approve of Midnight Sparkle's design.
-->'''[=AnY=]:''' She looks like a defective Anime/SailorMoon villain.
* When Principal Cinch threatens to tell the school board about the entire magical debacle of the climax, we get this gem from [=CellSpex=] :
-->'''[=CellSpex=]:''' (reading a report) Well Ms. Cinch, as ridiculous as your claim sounds, we ''did'' just get 125 [=YouTube=] videos proving the phenomenon you just described. So we'll call [[Series/TheXFiles Mulder and Scully]] right after all of us stop questioning our existence in this world THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE ANYMORE!

!!Analyst Bronies React to MLP Season 5 Finale
* ''[[RunningGag ♫ "Goddamn it, Spike!" ♫]]'' *''ding!''*
* [=CellSpex=] wonders how many time travel jokes the analysts can make. Everyone then proceeds to reference Series/DoctorWho. Except for Keyframe:
-->'''Keyframe:''' Obvious Dr. Who warp speed/warp drive, Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey, Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirls Equestria Girls 1]], WesternAnimation/TimeSquad, and Film/BackToTheFuture reference is obvious.
** Golden Fox seems utterly baffled that Key knows all these references.
* When Fluttershy is pushed off the cloud and falls:
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:''' (gasp) Oh my god! Fluttershy fell! She's doomed!
-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:''' Uh, you ''do'' realize she a pegasus, right?
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:''' Um, ''hello!'' It's Fluttershy. You know damn well her wings are about as useless as a limp dick!
-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:''' Okay that's true, you have a point, but what should we do then? Call the Wonderbolts?
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:''' No, that's an even worse idea! They're just a stunt show and an only-kinda-sorta-not-really military! They're not qualified yet!
-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:''' Okay, that makes no goddamn sense but I'll agree with you just for the sake of the joke, so what should we do then?
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:''' Let's just sit here like idiots until someone actually does something!
-->(''long {{Beat}}'')
-->'''Pony#2!Thespio:''' We are horrible ponies.
-->'''Pony#1!Thespio:''' Yes, yes. Yes we are.
* Upon arriving in the Chrysalis future, Spike remarks "Well, that didn't work." [=AnY=] immediately starts freaking out, seeing this as a direct reference to Fanfic/EakinsHardReset.
* When Chrysalis makes her appearance:
-->'''Golden Fox:''' Oh good! I didn't have to read the IDW comic books after all!
-->'''Keframe:''' (''turns and glares at him'')
-->'''Golden Fox:''' Don't glare at me like that.
-->'''Keframe:''' (''says nothing; moves closer to him'')
-->'''Golden Fox:''' Don't glare at me like that.
-->'''Keyframe:''' (''inches closer'')
-->'''Golden Fox:''' (''boops her'') [[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud Boop.]]
-->'''Keyframe:''' (''scrunches nose'') *'''PUNCH'''*
* Once Twilight and Spike reach Nightmare Moon's future, [[{{Fanboy}} Canned Cream]] reacts accordingly:
-->'''Canned Cream:''' (''epic 8D face'') [[{{Squee}} It's time for the best world!]]
** Then when they leave:
-->'''Canned Cream:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Alright, Luna world's gone. I'm done]]. (''takes off headphones'') Bye. (''gets up and leaves; immediately comes back and sighs'') Alright, ''fine.'' Finish the episode.

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