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* "In his [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas]] modded play throughs, his Deathclaw Companion is named Mister Cuddlesworth.

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--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a quick crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage [[VisualPun aimed at Mason's head]] - Al not quite back to normal, but in character] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be [god mode off]. Oh god, I hate everything".

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--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls ''[pulls up Pip-Boy] Pip-Boy]'' Hey everyone, let's take a quick crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map ''[map focuses on Nipton] Nipton]'' Nipton. [progressively ''[progressively zooming in] in]'' Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] ''[calm]'' Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] ''[cue GodMode]'' I don't, I don't care. [VATS ''[VATS barrage [[VisualPun aimed at Mason's head]] - Al not quite back to normal, but in character] character]'' Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] ''[brief pause]'' booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies].''[Mason dies]''. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be [god ''[god mode off]. off]''. Oh god, God, I hate everything".
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--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a quick crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage [[VisualPun aimed at Mason's head]] - Al not quite back to normal, but in character] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be [god mode off]. Oh god, I hate everything".

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--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a quick crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage [[VisualPun aimed at Mason's head]] - Al not quite back to normal, but in character] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be [god mode off]. Oh god, I hate everything".everything".
* Al walks in on a porn studio filming something [[https://youtu.be/jvKjlLushOg?t=6m45s very familiar.]]
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--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a quick crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage [[VisualPun aimed at Mason's head]] - Al back to normal] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be [god mode off]. Oh god, I hate everything".

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--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a quick crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage [[VisualPun aimed at Mason's head]] - Al not quite back to normal] normal, but in character] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be [god mode off]. Oh god, I hate everything".
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--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage [[VisualPun aimed at Mason's head]] - Al back to normal] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be [god mode off]. Oh god, I hate everything".

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--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a quick crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage [[VisualPun aimed at Mason's head]] - Al back to normal] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be [god mode off]. Oh god, I hate everything".
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--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage [[VisualPun aimed at Mason's head]] - Al back to normal] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be. Oh god, I hate everything".

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--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage [[VisualPun aimed at Mason's head]] - Al back to normal] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be.be [god mode off]. Oh god, I hate everything".
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--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage - Al back to normal] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be. Oh god, I hate everything".

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--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage [[VisualPun aimed at Mason's head]] - Al back to normal] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be. Oh god, I hate everything".
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Yes, Al, it WAS funny.


* Al's brief encounter with a trio of oddly-named [[https://youtu.be/7kOmZ14B_V8?t=24m mercenaries.]]

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* Al's brief encounter with a trio of oddly-named [[https://youtu.be/7kOmZ14B_V8?t=24m mercenaries.]]]]
* Al gets pissed about a character [[https://youtu.be/dn-SZmO_aAw?t=2m2s not being where he's stated to be]]. Cue long rant:
--> Al: "Are you him? Are you Crank Mason? You're not even looking at me, you stupid asshole. You're not where you're supposed to be. [pulls up Pip-Boy] Hey everyone, let's take a crash course in learning how to read a god damn map. [map focuses on Nipton] Nipton. [progressively zooming in] Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Nipton. Quest: 'Let the good times roll'. Where does it go? Oh! Does it go to f-[bleep]-ing Nipton? Oh yeah, it does. It doesn't say 'go 80 miles north[[note]]Emergency service railyard, for those wondering[[/note]]', because that's b-[bleep]. [calm] Alright, there's my rant. It- it wasn't clever or funny but I don't care, [getting annoyed again] because I'm going to shoot Crank Mason in the dick as many - you know what? we're just, I'm just cheating [cue GodMode] I don't, I don't care. [VATS barrage - Al back to normal] Hey Crank Mason, nice beard. What are you? a 1930's god damn [brief pause] booze smuggler. I know what 1930's booze smugglers look like. They look like Crank Mason [Mason dies]. Alright Crank Mason, you're dead. Thank you for hiding at least 38 minutes from where you're supposed to be. Oh god, I hate everything".
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** Every time he talks to "Ronnie" he also does the same zoom to his face that he did the first time, too.

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** Every time he talks to "Ronnie" he also does the same zoom to his face that he did the first time, too.too.
* Al's brief encounter with a trio of oddly-named [[https://youtu.be/7kOmZ14B_V8?t=24m mercenaries.]]
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAlfwZjMiMIt=19m29s "Why is there cinnamon in the middle of the road?!"]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAlfwZjMiMIt=19m29s "Why is there cinnamon in the middle of the road?!"]]road?!"]]
* At the start of the City of Adventure: Redux, Al decided to pick up a set of new companions (minus Ballarms and Steve) since his usual group was with him the first time he did mod. One of them is a "time traveler" named-
--> Ronnie Raygun: "[[https://youtu.be/UcolfUGYgBI?t=3m44s I'm Ronald Reagan]]."
--> Al: "Oh you're fucking Ronald Reagan, aren't you?!"
** Every time he talks to "Ronnie" he also does the same zoom to his face that he did the first time, too.
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* After setting up what looks like a truly unholy VATS-barrage on a tunneler, Al realizes he's in GodMode. His response: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB-MBv-JgAc "Oh god mode, you so goofy"]] (about 1:30)

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* After setting up what looks like a truly unholy VATS-barrage on a tunneler, Al realizes he's in GodMode. His response: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB-MBv-JgAc "Oh god mode, you so goofy"]] (about 1:30)1:30)
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAlfwZjMiMIt=19m29s "Why is there cinnamon in the middle of the road?!"]]

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