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* Malasangre's vociferous repenting of his love for sadomasochism before his execution. It is hilarious not only because is just as hammily acted as obviously dishonest, but because he basically orders the executioner to stop only to proclaim it. And the funniest is that the act gets him pardoned for real!
** Which only turns ''funnier'' when Philippe IV pretty much reveals that he is into bondage as well and it is implied that Malasangre was pardoned because the king interceded himself in his favor out of empathy.

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* Malasangre's vociferous repenting of his love for sadomasochism before his execution. It is hilarious not only because is just as hammily acted as obviously dishonest, but also because he basically orders the executioner to stop only to proclaim it. it [[BavarianFireDrill and the executioner complies.]] And the funniest is that the act gets him pardoned for real!
** Which only turns ''funnier'' when Philippe IV pretty much reveals that he is into bondage as well and it is implied that Malasangre was pardoned actually because the king interceded himself in his favor out of empathy.



'''Malasangre:''' [[LittleNo No.]] Who says I have repented? No, no. I did it because at the last moment I saw a beautiful young woman who was watching me from the crowd and I thought: "There are many women in this world... and ''very'' few man who satisfy them." Then, what's the use for allowing himself to be killed, huh? It's much better to continue enjoying.\\

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'''Malasangre:''' [[LittleNo No.]] Who says I have repented? No, no. I did it because at the last moment I saw a beautiful young woman who was watching me from the crowd and I thought: "There are many women in this world... and ''very'' very few man who satisfy them." Then, what's the use for allowing himself to be killed, huh? It's much better to continue enjoying.\\



'''Malasangre:''' Ah, you are going to preach about moral as well?\\

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'''Malasangre:''' Ah, are you are going to preach about moral as well?\\
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* Malasangre's vociferous repenting of his love for sadomasochism before his execution. It is hilarious not only because it is just as hammily acted as obviously dishonest, but because he basically orders the executioner to stop only to proclaim it. And the funniest is that the act gets him pardoned for real!
** What only turns ''funnier'' when Philippe IV pretty much reveals that he is into bondage as well and it is implied that Malasangre was pardoned because the king interceded himself in his favour out of empathy.
-->''Malasangre is in his room, checking melancholically in the bondage instruments he is presumably going to dispose of.''\\
'''Phillippe IV:''' ''(entering)'' So your head is still over your shoulders, huh?\\
'''Malasangre:''' It is, Your Majesty. I have managed to stir the heart... of the most cruel Inquisitor in Spain.\\

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* Malasangre's vociferous repenting of his love for sadomasochism before his execution. It is hilarious not only because it is just as hammily acted as obviously dishonest, but because he basically orders the executioner to stop only to proclaim it. And the funniest is that the act gets him pardoned for real!
** What Which only turns ''funnier'' when Philippe IV pretty much reveals that he is into bondage as well and it is implied that Malasangre was pardoned because the king interceded himself in his favour favor out of empathy.
-->''Malasangre is in his room, checking melancholically in the bondage instruments he is presumably going to dispose of.''\\
'''Phillippe IV:''' ''(entering)'' So your head is still over on your shoulders, huh?\\
'''Malasangre:''' It is, Your Majesty. I have managed to stir the heart... of the most cruel cruelest Inquisitor in Spain.\\



'''Malasangre:''' [[LittleNo No.]] Who says I have repented? No, no. I did it because at the last moment I saw a beautiful young woman who watched me from the crowd and I thought: "There are many women in this world... and ''very'' few man who satisfy them." Then, what's the use of allowing himself to be killed, huh? It's much better to continue enjoying.\\

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'''Malasangre:''' [[LittleNo No.]] Who says I have repented? No, no. I did it because at the last moment I saw a beautiful young woman who watched was watching me from the crowd and I thought: "There are many women in this world... and ''very'' few man who satisfy them." Then, what's the use of for allowing himself to be killed, huh? It's much better to continue enjoying.\\



'''Malasangre:''' Ah, you are going to play moral as well?\\

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'''Malasangre:''' Ah, you are going to play preach about moral as well?\\
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** What only turns ''funnier'' when Philippe IV pretty much reveals that he is into bondage as well and it is implied that Malasangre was pardoned because the king interceded himself in his favour.
-->''Malasangre is in his room, checking melancholically in the bondage instruments he is presumably going to dispose of''.\\

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** What only turns ''funnier'' when Philippe IV pretty much reveals that he is into bondage as well and it is implied that Malasangre was pardoned because the king interceded himself in his favour.
favour out of empathy.
-->''Malasangre is in his room, checking melancholically in the bondage instruments he is presumably going to dispose of''.\\of.''\\



'''Phillippe IV:''' I don't talk about moral. I talk about... my own experiences. ''(Picks a leather whip from Malasangre's collection and expertly tries it.)'' In this kingdom, if you want to do something forbidden, make sure that your left hand doesn't know what the right one does.\\
''Malasangre visibly struggles not to break laughing.''

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'''Phillippe IV:''' I don't talk about moral. I talk about... my own experiences. ''(Picks a leather whip from Malasangre's collection and expertly tries it.)'' In this kingdom, if you want to do something forbidden, make sure that your left hand doesn't know what the right one does.\\
''Malasangre ''At the background, Malasangre visibly struggles not to break laughing.giggle.''
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* Malasangre's vociferous repenting of his love for sadomasochism before his execution. It is hilarious not only because it is just as hammily acted as obviously dishonest, but because he basically orders the executioner to stop only to proclaim it. And the funniest is that the act gets him pardoned for real!
** What only turns ''funnier'' when Philippe IV pretty much reveals that he is into bondage as well and it is implied that Malasangre was pardoned because the king interceded himself in his favour.
-->''Malasangre is in his room, checking melancholically in the bondage instruments he is presumably going to dispose of''.\\
'''Phillippe IV:''' ''(entering)'' So your head is still over your shoulders, huh?\\
'''Malasangre:''' It is, Your Majesty. I have managed to stir the heart... of the most cruel Inquisitor in Spain.\\
'''Phillippe IV:''' ''(feigning solemnity)'' Sometimes, when we see the death near us, we repent our sins.\\
'''Malasangre:''' [[LittleNo No.]] Who says I have repented? No, no. I did it because at the last moment I saw a beautiful young woman who watched me from the crowd and I thought: "There are many women in this world... and ''very'' few man who satisfy them." Then, what's the use of allowing himself to be killed, huh? It's much better to continue enjoying.\\
'''Phillippe IV:''' ''(amused)'' I see you have not learned the lesson.\\
'''Malasangre:''' Ah, you are going to play moral as well?\\
'''Phillippe IV:''' I don't talk about moral. I talk about... my own experiences. ''(Picks a leather whip from Malasangre's collection and expertly tries it.)'' In this kingdom, if you want to do something forbidden, make sure that your left hand doesn't know what the right one does.\\
''Malasangre visibly struggles not to break laughing.''

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