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--> love you Jojo

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--> love you JojoJojo

* Wamuu and Speedwagon trading thinly-veiled entendres:
-->'''Wamuu:''' The way you handled that blade was rather impressive... but don't you think it's all rather big for you?
-->'''Speedwagon:''' Big for me? (grins) I've handled bigger than ''that'', don't you know? It takes a lot more than that to intimidate me.
-->'''Wamuu:''' Is that so?
-->'''The Iron Maiden''': Well, that's my cue. I'll wait until you two are done swinging your dicks around and making bedroom eyes at one another to finish up with all of this. Don't make me wait long, understand?
-->'''Speedwagon''': W-Wait! What the hell do you mean by--?! That's not what we're-- S-Stop it!
-->'''Wamuu:''' (laughs)

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-->'''Erina:''' ''(Imitating Speedwagon)'' Oi! You! What are ya doin’ over there? Y’wanna go? Y’wanna fight me? Because I’ll fight ya, I promise that! Make ya regret the day you were ever born! I like my hair like I like me hats, right on my damn head! You wanna act big like the Baron? Well guess what! I’ll kick ''your'' ass, I’ll kick yer ''dog’s'' ass, I’ll kick ''my own ass!'' Robert E.O. Speedwagon doesn’t give a ''FUCK,'' I’ll ''gut'' ya!

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-->'''Erina:''' ''(Imitating Speedwagon)'' Oi! You! What are ya doin’ over there? Y’wanna go? Y’wanna fight me? Because I’ll fight ya, I promise that! Make ya regret the day you were ever born! I like my hair like I like me hats, right on my damn head! You wanna act big like the Baron? Well guess what! I’ll kick ''your'' ass, I’ll kick yer ''dog’s'' ass, I’ll kick ''my own ass!'' Robert E.O. Speedwagon doesn’t give a ''FUCK,'' I’ll ''gut'' ya!ya!

* Jonathan writing a heartfelt but grammatically disastrous letter to Erina while ''incredibly'' drunk:
-->Erina
-->Eriririna cybil calls you riri and its' cute?? its really cute yuor cute and also byoutiful! see? what i did? right there? its youtiful because you are beayoutiful
-->that's good too. plees come home pleeeese. i miss you. i love yuo so much?? do you know? how much? this much ----------- the world! the whole world i lov you and dio but he KNOWS becaus he's HERE! when you come back can I hold you?
-->becaus you are softe. i want to hold your soft plese. i will not let go of you!! how much your fatther asks of me! i will NOT!! lovelovelovelovelovelove you.
-->i will win rubgy...FOR YOOU LIKE A NIGHT WHO SHINES INARMOR im so tiredd how do you drink jin??? when is so nasty? is so gross but yuo cuuld dirink with my teemates. they're good but you kno what i found out is good? ruum is good!
--> its (sweat crossed out) (sweat crossed out) sweet yore sweete sleppin now. lovelovelovelov yooou if Dio doesn't deliver this m goign to yell i guess goodNight!
--> love you Jojo
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-->'''Jonathan:''' (Imitating William) Jojo! Don’t forget your breathing, ''bambino!'' If you breathe ''just right,'' then let me tell you! With that power, you can grow a hat right from your head filled with magic of the sun and use it as a weapon against the many vampires we’ll encounter that ''aren’t'' Dio! Have you seen Speedwagon? He served us a rather bland helping of food again, does that man even have a tongue to taste with? Where’s my pepper? ''Ah-choo!''

-->'''Jonathan:''' (Imitating Dio) W-What is ''wrong'' with you, Jojo? A ''frog?'' H-How dare you subject me to putting my lips on such a ''filthy'' thing… I should have you ''punished'' for this! Anything that isn’t covered in gold leaf is ''beneath'' me!

-->'''Erina:''' (Imitating Speedwagon) Oi! You! What are ya doin’ over there? Y’wanna go? Y’wanna fight me? Because I’ll fight ya, I promise that! Make ya regret the day you were ever born! I like my hair like I like me hats, right on my damn head! You wanna act big like the Baron? Well guess what! I’ll kick ''your'' ass, I’ll kick yer ''dog’s'' ass, I’ll kick ''my own ass!'' Robert E.O. Speedwagon doesn’t give a ''FUCK,'' I’ll ''gut'' ya!

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-->'''Jonathan:''' (Imitating William) ''(Imitating William)'' Jojo! Don’t forget your breathing, ''bambino!'' If you breathe ''just right,'' then let me tell you! With that power, you can grow a hat right from your head filled with magic of the sun and use it as a weapon against the many vampires we’ll encounter that ''aren’t'' Dio! Have you seen Speedwagon? He served us a rather bland helping of food again, does that man even have a tongue to taste with? Where’s my pepper? ''Ah-choo!''

-->'''Jonathan:''' (Imitating Dio) ''(Imitating Dio)'' W-What is ''wrong'' with you, Jojo? A ''frog?'' H-How dare you subject me to putting my lips on such a ''filthy'' thing… I should have you ''punished'' for this! Anything that isn’t covered in gold leaf is ''beneath'' me!

-->'''Erina:''' (Imitating Speedwagon) ''(Imitating Speedwagon)'' Oi! You! What are ya doin’ over there? Y’wanna go? Y’wanna fight me? Because I’ll fight ya, I promise that! Make ya regret the day you were ever born! I like my hair like I like me hats, right on my damn head! You wanna act big like the Baron? Well guess what! I’ll kick ''your'' ass, I’ll kick yer ''dog’s'' ass, I’ll kick ''my own ass!'' Robert E.O. Speedwagon doesn’t give a ''FUCK,'' I’ll ''gut'' ya!

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-->“Jojo! Don’t forget your breathing, ''bambino!”'' He said in a piss-poor imitation of the Baron, holding back giggles. “If you breathe just right , then let me tell you! With that power, you can grow a hat right from your head filled with magic of the sun and use it as a weapon against the many vampires we’ll encounter that aren’t Dio! Have you seen Speedwagon? He served us a rather bland helping of food again, does that man even have a tongue to taste with? Where’s my pepper? Ah-choo!” He proceeded to jump back, poorly, trying to pretend he had jumped away like Zeppeli was prone to doing.

-->Erina was absolutely in tears, his accent was utterly goofy and his terrible acting and ridiculous finger mustache were too much for her. She bent forward wiping a tear from her eye. “J-Jojo that’s-- th-that’s mean!” Her protests didn’t hold much water when she was laughing like that.

-->“It’s all in good fun, I promise!” He replied easily, placing the hat back and locating a newsboy cap instead, placing it on his head and assuming a scowl. He had seen Dio at the manor with one of these before and this would be fun.

-->“Well, ''well,' Pendleton.” he began in Dio’s posh accent, making Erina giggle tenfold.

-->“S-Stop!” She hissed between giggles, trying very hard to keep it together. That only made him want to continue on.

-->“Must you and Jojo be such peons around me all of the time? Honestly, why do I lower myself by spending time with either one of you? You two lack the barest miniscule crumb of class. But you aren’t allowed to do anything without me either. What? You traversed through town without asking me to come along? How DARE you!”

-->Erina was in stitches but she pulled the hat from his head, trying to quiet down her laughter. When it subsided for the most part she donned it herself. “W-What is wrong with you, Jojo? A frog? H-How dare you subject me to putting my lips on such a filthy thing… I should have you punished for this! Anything that isn’t covered in gold leaf is beneath me!”

-->Her accent was even worse than his and Jonathan couldn’t help the very ungentlemanly snort that escaped him as Erina continued. She finished with a flourish and bow that he absolutely could have seen Dio do before she placed the hat back. As if struck by a brilliant idea, she reached for a bowler hat from the collection.

-->He knew exactly where this was going. It was going to be good.

-->“Oi! You! What are ya doin’ over there? Y’wanna go? Y’wanna fight me?” Erina asked in the worst imitation of Robert’s street accent he’d ever heard. “Because I’ll fight ya, I promise that! Make ya regret the day you were ever born! I like my hair like I like me hats, right on my damn head! You wanna act big like the Baron? Well guess what! I’ll kick your ass, I’ll kick yer dog’s ass, I’ll kick my own ass! Robert E.O. Speedwagon doesn’t give a FUCK, I’ll gut ya!”

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-->“Jojo! -->'''Jonathan:''' (Imitating William) Jojo! Don’t forget your breathing, ''bambino!”'' He said in a piss-poor imitation of the Baron, holding back giggles. “If ''bambino!'' If you breathe just right , ''just right,'' then let me tell you! With that power, you can grow a hat right from your head filled with magic of the sun and use it as a weapon against the many vampires we’ll encounter that aren’t ''aren’t'' Dio! Have you seen Speedwagon? He served us a rather bland helping of food again, does that man even have a tongue to taste with? Where’s my pepper? Ah-choo!” He proceeded to jump back, poorly, trying to pretend he had jumped away like Zeppeli was prone to doing.

-->Erina was absolutely in tears, his accent was utterly goofy and his terrible acting and ridiculous finger mustache were too much for her. She bent forward wiping a tear from her eye. “J-Jojo that’s-- th-that’s mean!” Her protests didn’t hold much water when she was laughing like that.

-->“It’s all in good fun, I promise!” He replied easily, placing the hat back and locating a newsboy cap instead, placing it on his head and assuming a scowl. He had seen Dio at the manor with one of these before and this would be fun.

-->“Well, ''well,' Pendleton.” he began in Dio’s posh accent, making Erina giggle tenfold.

-->“S-Stop!” She hissed between giggles, trying very hard to keep it together. That only made him want to continue on.

-->“Must you and Jojo be such peons around me all of the time? Honestly, why do I lower myself by spending time with either one of you? You two lack the barest miniscule crumb of class. But you aren’t allowed to do anything without me either. What? You traversed through town without asking me to come along? How DARE you!”

-->Erina was in stitches but she pulled the hat from his head, trying to quiet down her laughter. When it subsided for the most part she donned it herself. “W-What
''Ah-choo!''

-->'''Jonathan:''' (Imitating Dio) W-What
is wrong ''wrong'' with you, Jojo? A frog? ''frog?'' H-How dare you subject me to putting my lips on such a filthy ''filthy'' thing… I should have you punished ''punished'' for this! Anything that isn’t covered in gold leaf is beneath me!”

-->Her accent was even worse than his and Jonathan couldn’t help the very ungentlemanly snort that escaped him as Erina continued. She finished with a flourish and bow that he absolutely could have seen Dio do before she placed the hat back. As if struck by a brilliant idea, she reached for a bowler hat from the collection.

-->He knew exactly where this was going. It was going to be good.

-->“Oi!
''beneath'' me!

-->'''Erina:''' (Imitating Speedwagon) Oi!
You! What are ya doin’ over there? Y’wanna go? Y’wanna fight me?” Erina asked in the worst imitation of Robert’s street accent he’d ever heard. “Because me? Because I’ll fight ya, I promise that! Make ya regret the day you were ever born! I like my hair like I like me hats, right on my damn head! You wanna act big like the Baron? Well guess what! I’ll kick your ''your'' ass, I’ll kick yer dog’s ''dog’s'' ass, I’ll kick my ''my own ass! ass!'' Robert E.O. Speedwagon doesn’t give a FUCK, ''FUCK,'' I’ll gut ya!”''gut'' ya!
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* Jonathan and Erina doing impressions of their friends:
-->“Jojo! Don’t forget your breathing, ''bambino!”'' He said in a piss-poor imitation of the Baron, holding back giggles. “If you breathe just right , then let me tell you! With that power, you can grow a hat right from your head filled with magic of the sun and use it as a weapon against the many vampires we’ll encounter that aren’t Dio! Have you seen Speedwagon? He served us a rather bland helping of food again, does that man even have a tongue to taste with? Where’s my pepper? Ah-choo!” He proceeded to jump back, poorly, trying to pretend he had jumped away like Zeppeli was prone to doing.

-->Erina was absolutely in tears, his accent was utterly goofy and his terrible acting and ridiculous finger mustache were too much for her. She bent forward wiping a tear from her eye. “J-Jojo that’s-- th-that’s mean!” Her protests didn’t hold much water when she was laughing like that.

-->“It’s all in good fun, I promise!” He replied easily, placing the hat back and locating a newsboy cap instead, placing it on his head and assuming a scowl. He had seen Dio at the manor with one of these before and this would be fun.

-->“Well, ''well,' Pendleton.” he began in Dio’s posh accent, making Erina giggle tenfold.

-->“S-Stop!” She hissed between giggles, trying very hard to keep it together. That only made him want to continue on.

-->“Must you and Jojo be such peons around me all of the time? Honestly, why do I lower myself by spending time with either one of you? You two lack the barest miniscule crumb of class. But you aren’t allowed to do anything without me either. What? You traversed through town without asking me to come along? How DARE you!”

-->Erina was in stitches but she pulled the hat from his head, trying to quiet down her laughter. When it subsided for the most part she donned it herself. “W-What is wrong with you, Jojo? A frog? H-How dare you subject me to putting my lips on such a filthy thing… I should have you punished for this! Anything that isn’t covered in gold leaf is beneath me!”

-->Her accent was even worse than his and Jonathan couldn’t help the very ungentlemanly snort that escaped him as Erina continued. She finished with a flourish and bow that he absolutely could have seen Dio do before she placed the hat back. As if struck by a brilliant idea, she reached for a bowler hat from the collection.

-->He knew exactly where this was going. It was going to be good.

-->“Oi! You! What are ya doin’ over there? Y’wanna go? Y’wanna fight me?” Erina asked in the worst imitation of Robert’s street accent he’d ever heard. “Because I’ll fight ya, I promise that! Make ya regret the day you were ever born! I like my hair like I like me hats, right on my damn head! You wanna act big like the Baron? Well guess what! I’ll kick your ass, I’ll kick yer dog’s ass, I’ll kick my own ass! Robert E.O. Speedwagon doesn’t give a FUCK, I’ll gut ya!”

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