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* MrFanservice: Miles O'Keeffe. For a flagrant Conan bootleg, he at least has an impressive body build to match The Governor.

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* MrFanservice: Miles O'Keeffe. For a flagrant Conan bootleg, he at least has an impressive body build to match The Governor.Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger.
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* TrainingFromHell: Oh, Griba. His mentorship of Ator involves kicking him in the balls to teach him about the 'element of surprise.'

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''Ator l'invincibile 2'' (released in English-speaking countries as ''The Blade Master'', ''Ator, the Blade Master'', ''Cave Dwellers'', and ''The Return'') is an Italian film that was made in 1984. The movie was written and directed by Joe d'Amato. It stars Miles O'Keeffe as Ator, a man skilled in not only fighting, but in many other arts as well. It also stars Charles Borromel as Akronas, a wise ruler and teacher who is also called the Great One. Lisa Foster stars as Mila, the daughter of Akronas, and David Brandon as Zor - the principal villain of the film. The film was released in theaters as Ator the Invincible and later as Ator, the Blade Master. It received the name Cave Dwellers after it was re-edited by distributor Film Ventures International. It is the sequel to 1982's ''Ator l'invincible'' (with the English title ''Ator the Fighting Eagle''), which received the Podcast/RiffTrax treatment in 2017 and appeared on ''[=MST3k=]'' itself in 2018. The third film was 1986's ''Iron Warrior'', followed by ''Quest for the Mighty Sword'' (which was also released as ''Troll 3'', one of ''three'' InNameOnly sequels to ''Film/{{Troll}}''.) The movies were made to [[FollowTheLeader capitalize]] on the popularity of the Conan movies which starred Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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''Ator l'invincibile 2'' (released in English-speaking countries as ''The Blade Master'', ''Ator, the Blade Master'', ''Cave Dwellers'', and ''The Return'') is an Italian film that was made in 1984. The movie was written and directed by Joe d'Amato. It stars Miles O'Keeffe as Ator, a man skilled in not only fighting, but in many other arts as well. It also stars Charles Borromel as Akronas, a wise ruler and teacher who is also called the Great One. Lisa Foster stars as Mila, the daughter of Akronas, and David Brandon as Zor - the principal villain of the film. The film was released in theaters as Ator the Invincible and later as Ator, the Blade Master. It received the name Cave Dwellers after it was re-edited by distributor Film Ventures International. It is the sequel to 1982's ''Ator l'invincible'' (with the English title ''Ator the Fighting Eagle''), which received the Podcast/RiffTrax treatment in 2017 and appeared on ''[=MST3k=]'' itself in 2018. [[note]]The show likely skipped the original film the first time around due to highly uncomfortable material like Ator's romantic feelings towards the woman he thinks is his sister, and an Amazon tribe who plan to rape him, which never would have flown on TV in the early '90s.[[/note]] The third film was 1986's ''Iron Warrior'', followed by ''Quest for the Mighty Sword'' (which was also released as ''Troll 3'', one of ''three'' InNameOnly sequels to ''Film/{{Troll}}''.) The movies were made to [[FollowTheLeader capitalize]] on the popularity of the Conan movies which starred Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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* HollywoodHistory: The long-winded recap glosses over the fact that Ator wasn't nearly as competent as Akronas claimed in the first movie - if his companions (none of whom appear or even get mentioned in the sequel) hadn't kept bailing him out, he wouldn't have gotten close to defeating the spider god.



** HollywoodHistory: The long-winded recap glosses over the fact that Ator wasn't nearly as competent as Akronas claimed in the first movie - if his companions (none of whom appear or even get mentioned in the sequel) hadn't kept bailing him out, he wouldn't have gotten close to defeating the spider god.
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** HollywoodHistory: The long-winded recap glosses over the fact that Ator wasn't nearly as competent as Akronas claimed in the first movie - if his companions (none of whom appear or even get mentioned in the sequel) hadn't kept bailing him out, he wouldn't have gotten close to defeating the spider god.
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* AngstWhatAngst: Ator seems to have ''zero'' anxiety over the fact his beloved mentor is [[spoiler: actually an evil villain seeking to manipulate and destroy him, promptly easily curb-stomping Griba and never thinking of him again. Likewise, his friend Roon's death seems to not register with him seconds after she dies.]]
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* AngstWhatAngst: Ator seems to have ''zero'' anxiety over the fact his beloved mentor is [[spoiler: actually an evil villain seeking to manipulate and destroy him, promptly easily curb-stomping Griba and never thinking of him again. Likewise, his friend Roon's death seems to not register with him seconds after she dies.]]


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* TrainingFromHell: Oh, Griba. His mentorship of Ator involves kicking him in the balls to teach him about the 'element of surprise.'
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''Ator l'invincibile 2'' (released in English-speaking countries as ''The Blade Master'', ''Ator, the Blade Master'', ''Cave Dwellers'', and ''The Return'') is an Italian film that was made in 1984. The movie was written and directed by Joe d'Amato. It stars Miles O'Keeffe as Ator, a man skilled in not only fighting, but in many other arts as well. It also stars Charles Borromel as Akronas, a wise ruler and teacher who is also called the Great One. Lisa Foster stars as Mila, the daughter of Akronas, and David Brandon as Zor - the principal villain of the film. The film was released in theaters as Ator the Invincible and later as Ator, the Blade Master. It received the name Cave Dwellers after it was re-edited by distributor Film Ventures International. It is the sequel to 1982's ''Ator l'invincible'' (with the English title ''Ator the Fighting Eagle''), which received the Podcast/RiffTrax treatment in 2017 and appeared on ''MST3k'' itself in 2018. The third film was 1986's ''Iron Warrior'', followed by ''Quest for the Mighty Sword'' (which was also released as ''Troll 3'', one of ''three'' InNameOnly sequels to ''Film/{{Troll}}''.) The movies were made to [[FollowTheLeader capitalize]] on the popularity of the Conan movies which starred Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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''Ator l'invincibile 2'' (released in English-speaking countries as ''The Blade Master'', ''Ator, the Blade Master'', ''Cave Dwellers'', and ''The Return'') is an Italian film that was made in 1984. The movie was written and directed by Joe d'Amato. It stars Miles O'Keeffe as Ator, a man skilled in not only fighting, but in many other arts as well. It also stars Charles Borromel as Akronas, a wise ruler and teacher who is also called the Great One. Lisa Foster stars as Mila, the daughter of Akronas, and David Brandon as Zor - the principal villain of the film. The film was released in theaters as Ator the Invincible and later as Ator, the Blade Master. It received the name Cave Dwellers after it was re-edited by distributor Film Ventures International. It is the sequel to 1982's ''Ator l'invincible'' (with the English title ''Ator the Fighting Eagle''), which received the Podcast/RiffTrax treatment in 2017 and appeared on ''MST3k'' ''[=MST3k=]'' itself in 2018. The third film was 1986's ''Iron Warrior'', followed by ''Quest for the Mighty Sword'' (which was also released as ''Troll 3'', one of ''three'' InNameOnly sequels to ''Film/{{Troll}}''.) The movies were made to [[FollowTheLeader capitalize]] on the popularity of the Conan movies which starred Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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''Ator l'invincibile 2'' (released in English-speaking countries as ''The Blade Master'', ''Ator, the Blade Master'', ''Cave Dwellers'', and ''The Return'') is an Italian film that was made in 1984. The movie was written and directed by Joe d'Amato. It stars Miles O'Keeffe as Ator, a man skilled in not only fighting, but in many other arts as well. It also stars Charles Borromel as Akronas, a wise ruler and teacher who is also called the Great One. Lisa Foster stars as Mila, the daughter of Akronas, and David Brandon as Zor - the principal villain of the film. The film was released in theaters as Ator the Invincible and later as Ator, the Blade Master. It received the name Cave Dwellers after it was re-edited by distributor Film Ventures International. It is the sequel to 1982's ''Ator l'invincible'' (with the English title ''Ator the Fighting Eagle''), which received the Podcast/RiffTrax treatment in 2017. The third film was 1986's ''Iron Warrior'', followed by ''Quest for the Mighty Sword'' (which was also released as ''Troll 3'', one of ''three'' InNameOnly sequels to ''Film/{{Troll}}''.) The movies were made to [[FollowTheLeader capitalize]] on the popularity of the Conan movies which starred Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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''Ator l'invincibile 2'' (released in English-speaking countries as ''The Blade Master'', ''Ator, the Blade Master'', ''Cave Dwellers'', and ''The Return'') is an Italian film that was made in 1984. The movie was written and directed by Joe d'Amato. It stars Miles O'Keeffe as Ator, a man skilled in not only fighting, but in many other arts as well. It also stars Charles Borromel as Akronas, a wise ruler and teacher who is also called the Great One. Lisa Foster stars as Mila, the daughter of Akronas, and David Brandon as Zor - the principal villain of the film. The film was released in theaters as Ator the Invincible and later as Ator, the Blade Master. It received the name Cave Dwellers after it was re-edited by distributor Film Ventures International. It is the sequel to 1982's ''Ator l'invincible'' (with the English title ''Ator the Fighting Eagle''), which received the Podcast/RiffTrax treatment in 2017.2017 and appeared on ''MST3k'' itself in 2018. The third film was 1986's ''Iron Warrior'', followed by ''Quest for the Mighty Sword'' (which was also released as ''Troll 3'', one of ''three'' InNameOnly sequels to ''Film/{{Troll}}''.) The movies were made to [[FollowTheLeader capitalize]] on the popularity of the Conan movies which starred Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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There's three In Name Only sequels to the first film (Quest for the Mighty Sword, Creepers, and Troll 2 itself), not four In Name Only sequels to the second film (unless there were two other films I didn't know about?).


''Ator l'invincibile 2'' (released in English-speaking countries as ''The Blade Master'', ''Ator, the Blade Master'', ''Cave Dwellers'', and ''The Return'') is an Italian film that was made in 1984. The movie was written and directed by Joe d'Amato. It stars Miles O'Keeffe as Ator, a man skilled in not only fighting, but in many other arts as well. It also stars Charles Borromel as Akronas, a wise ruler and teacher who is also called the Great One. Lisa Foster stars as Mila, the daughter of Akronas, and David Brandon as Zor - the principal villain of the film. The film was released in theaters as Ator the Invincible and later as Ator, the Blade Master. It received the name Cave Dwellers after it was re-edited by distributor Film Ventures International. It is the sequel to 1982's ''Ator l'invincible'' (with the English title ''Ator the Fighting Eagle''), which received the Podcast/RiffTrax treatment in 2017. The third film was 1986's ''Iron Warrior'', followed by ''Quest for the Mighty Sword'' (which was also released as ''Troll 3'', one of ''four'' InNameOnly sequels to ''Film/{{Troll 2}}''.) The movies were made to [[FollowTheLeader capitalize]] on the popularity of the Conan movies which starred Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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''Ator l'invincibile 2'' (released in English-speaking countries as ''The Blade Master'', ''Ator, the Blade Master'', ''Cave Dwellers'', and ''The Return'') is an Italian film that was made in 1984. The movie was written and directed by Joe d'Amato. It stars Miles O'Keeffe as Ator, a man skilled in not only fighting, but in many other arts as well. It also stars Charles Borromel as Akronas, a wise ruler and teacher who is also called the Great One. Lisa Foster stars as Mila, the daughter of Akronas, and David Brandon as Zor - the principal villain of the film. The film was released in theaters as Ator the Invincible and later as Ator, the Blade Master. It received the name Cave Dwellers after it was re-edited by distributor Film Ventures International. It is the sequel to 1982's ''Ator l'invincible'' (with the English title ''Ator the Fighting Eagle''), which received the Podcast/RiffTrax treatment in 2017. The third film was 1986's ''Iron Warrior'', followed by ''Quest for the Mighty Sword'' (which was also released as ''Troll 3'', one of ''four'' ''three'' InNameOnly sequels to ''Film/{{Troll 2}}''.''Film/{{Troll}}''.) The movies were made to [[FollowTheLeader capitalize]] on the popularity of the Conan movies which starred Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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-->'''Crow:''' Yeah, and it's made outta coconuts.

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-->'''Crow:''' [[Series/GilligansIsland Yeah, and it's made outta coconuts.]]
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* WalkingShirtlessScene: Ator. [[FetishFuel Delicious barbarian Ator...]]

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* WalkingShirtlessScene: Ator. [[FetishFuel Delicious barbarian Ator...]]
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* HappyEndingOverride: The entirety of the previous film was Ator's quest to rescue Sunya, his stepsister/wife, and the film ended with them running happily into the distance to start their lives together free of danger. Cue the second movie where a cheap montage says Sunya died (it's not specified when or how) and now Ator is living in a cave away from society.
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''Ator l'invincibile 2'' (released in English-speaking countries as ''The Blade Master'', ''Ator, the Blade Master'', ''Cave Dwellers'', and ''The Return'') is an Italian film that was made in 1984. The movie was written and directed by Joe d'Amato. It stars Miles O'Keeffe as Ator, a man skilled in not only fighting, but in many other arts as well. It also stars Charles Borromel as Akronas, a wise ruler and teacher who is also called the Great One. Lisa Foster stars as Mila, the daughter of Akronas, and David Brandon as Zor - the principal villain of the film. The film was released in theaters as Ator the Invincible and later as Ator, the Blade Master. It received the name Cave Dwellers after it was re-edited by distributor Film Ventures International. It is the sequel to 1982's ''Ator l'invincible'' (with the English title ''Ator the Fighting Eagle''), which received the WebOriginal/{{Rifftrax}} treatmemt in 2017. The third film was 1986's ''Iron Warrior'', followed by ''Quest for the Mighty Sword'' (which was also released as ''Troll 3'', one of ''four'' InNameOnly sequels to ''Film/{{Troll 2}}''.) The movies were made to [[FollowTheLeader capitalize]] on the popularity of the Conan movies which starred Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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''Ator l'invincibile 2'' (released in English-speaking countries as ''The Blade Master'', ''Ator, the Blade Master'', ''Cave Dwellers'', and ''The Return'') is an Italian film that was made in 1984. The movie was written and directed by Joe d'Amato. It stars Miles O'Keeffe as Ator, a man skilled in not only fighting, but in many other arts as well. It also stars Charles Borromel as Akronas, a wise ruler and teacher who is also called the Great One. Lisa Foster stars as Mila, the daughter of Akronas, and David Brandon as Zor - the principal villain of the film. The film was released in theaters as Ator the Invincible and later as Ator, the Blade Master. It received the name Cave Dwellers after it was re-edited by distributor Film Ventures International. It is the sequel to 1982's ''Ator l'invincible'' (with the English title ''Ator the Fighting Eagle''), which received the WebOriginal/{{Rifftrax}} treatmemt Podcast/RiffTrax treatment in 2017. The third film was 1986's ''Iron Warrior'', followed by ''Quest for the Mighty Sword'' (which was also released as ''Troll 3'', one of ''four'' InNameOnly sequels to ''Film/{{Troll 2}}''.) The movies were made to [[FollowTheLeader capitalize]] on the popularity of the Conan movies which starred Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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* UnfortunateNames: ''Thong''.
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* WhatTheHellTownspeople: What looks like a TrainingThePeacefulVillagers sequence gets derailed when they drug and capture our heroes. Then the pseudo-Mongols raze the place anyway.

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%%* BigBad: Zor

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%%* * BigBad: ZorZor is the major antagonist of the film, though he isn't actually in charge of ''all'' the baddies that Ator fights through.



%%* TheBlacksmith: Ator

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%%* * TheBlacksmith: AtorAtor apparently learned blacksmithing between the first and second film.



%%* TheHero: Ator.

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%%* * TheHero: Ator.Ator by default, though he doesn't do very much.



%%* LoinCloth: Ator.

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%%* * LoinCloth: Ator.There's a lot of these in this film, not the least of which is worn by our hero.



%%* MrFanservice: Miles O'Keeffe. For a flagrant Conan bootleg, he at least has an impressive body build to match The Governor.

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%%* * MrFanservice: Miles O'Keeffe. For a flagrant Conan bootleg, he at least has an impressive body build to match The Governor.



%%* PornStache: Zor.

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%%* * PornStache: Zor.Zor has an insanely huge mustache of evil.



%%* TheSpeechless: Thong.
%%* TokenMinority: Thong.

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%%* * TheSpeechless: Thong.
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Thong never speaks for the entire film, just doing all the real work without a word. This is never explained.
* SuddenSequelDeathSyndrome: Sunya, Ator's bride that he spends the entire first movie rescuing, is simply stated to have died during Akronas' exposition dump. She is ''never'' mentioned in the rest of the film and frankly nothing in the first film is relevant to this one.
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TokenMinority: Thong.Also Thong, whose sudden association with Ator is never explained. He's missing in the next film, also without explanation.
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* YellowFace: Zor is some sort of weird Samurai/Mongol/Hun guy with a cheesy FuManchu moustache, played by a white guy.

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* YellowFace: Zor is some sort of weird Samurai/Mongol/Hun guy with a cheesy FuManchu Literature/FuManchu moustache, played by a white guy.
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-->'''Crow:''' Jeez, Tolkien couldn't follow the plot of this film.

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-->'''Crow:''' Jeez, Tolkien couldn't follow the plot of this film.plot.
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-->'''Tom Servo:''' You know, they couldn't even find an exciting enough scene from their own movie to use in the credits.

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-->'''Tom Servo:''' You know, they couldn't even find an exciting enough scene from their own movie to use in show with the credits.
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-->'''Tom Servo:''' You know, they couldn't even find an exciting enough scene from their own movie to use in the credits.

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* IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim
-->'''Akronas:''' They will make him pay for his crimes, but to take the law into our hands puts us on the level of the barbarian![[note]]'''Crow:''' We ''are'' barbarians![[/note]]

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* IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim
IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim: Invoked but turned humorous.
-->'''Akronas:''' No, Ator! You can't! Zor is disarmed. If you kill him now, you'll be guilty of murder!
-->'''Crow:''' What?
-->'''Arkonas:''' Wait until he is tried by the court of the League of Peaceful Lands!
-->'''Joel:''' Oh, he's making that up!
-->'''Tom Servo:''' What is this, BC Law?
-->'''Akronas:''' They will make him pay for his crimes, but for us to take the law into on our hands puts us on the level of the barbarian![[note]]'''Crow:''' We ''are'' barbarians![[/note]]
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-->'''Akronas:''' To take the law into our hands puts us on the level of the barbarian![[note]]'''Crow:''' We ''are'' barbarians![[/note]]

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-->'''Akronas:''' To They will make him pay for his crimes, but to take the law into our hands puts us on the level of the barbarian![[note]]'''Crow:''' We ''are'' barbarians![[/note]]
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-->'''Zor:''' *dueling Ator near the end of the movie* Have you lost your nerve?!
-->'''Joel:''' Oh, come on, yeah! He ran to The Ends of The Earth, he invented the wheel, he's had a long day!
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* BaitAndSwitchCredits: In the Film Ventures International release, the film's opening credits are clearly from another film.

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* BaitAndSwitchCredits: In the Film Ventures International release, the film's opening and closing credits are clearly from another film.
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Also pointed out in the ending;

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** Also pointed out in the ending;
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-->'''Tom Servo:''' Well, looks like he flew into 17th century Bulgaria and that's Mad Ludwig's castle right there.
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-->'''Crow:''' Hey look, tire tracks!



* BambooTechnology: Pushed to the breaking point of credibility when Ator even makes a ''hang glider''.

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* BambooTechnology: Pushed to the breaking point of historic credibility when Ator even makes a ''hang glider''.glider''.
-->'''Joel:''' Oh, I suppose he's got a tank in the courtyard now.
-->'''Crow:''' Yeah, and it's made outta coconuts.



* PlotHole: So how did Ator manage to survive destroying the Geometric Nucleus if it caused such a huge nuclear explosion? Was he able to rig it up like a pre-historic time bomb so he had enough time to get to a safe distance before it exploded? But enough of that, Escape to Wisconsin!

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* PlotHole: So how did Ator manage to survive destroying the Geometric Nucleus if it caused such a huge nuclear explosion? Was he able to rig it up like a pre-historic time bomb so he had enough time to get to a safe distance before it exploded? But enough of that, Escape to Wisconsin!exploded?


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* RidingIntoTheSunset: Invoked in the film's conclusion.
-->'''Tom Servo:''' Oh, but enough of this, let's Escape to Wisconsin!
-->'''Joel:''' Yeah. Looks like he traded in his hang glider for a horse. He probably built that horse too if you think about it.
-->'''Tom Servo:''' Out of mud and sticks...
-->'''Crow:''' Raised it from a pup.
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* SchizoTech: A barbarian ripoff with gliders and atomic bombs. While building a glider is not ''too'' out of place, the fact it uses forged metal components and tanned leather makes it a little ''hard'' to believe Ator could have whipped it up in 5 minutes. Nukes, on the other hand...

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* SchizoTech: A barbarian Conan The Barbarian ripoff with gliders and atomic bombs. While building a glider is not ''too'' out of place, the fact it uses forged metal components and tanned leather makes it a little ''hard'' to believe Ator could have whipped it up in 5 minutes. Nukes, on the other hand...

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-->'''Joel:'''I don't believe it - they were too cheap to hire ''villains'' in this movie.

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-->'''Joel:'''I -->'''Joel:''' I don't believe it - they were too cheap to hire ''villains'' in this movie.



* PlotHole: So how did Ator manage to survive destroying the Geometric Nucleus if it caused such a huge nuclear explosion? Was he able to rig it up like a pre-historic time bomb so he had enough time to get to a safe distance before it exploded?

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* PlotHole: So how did Ator manage to survive destroying the Geometric Nucleus if it caused such a huge nuclear explosion? Was he able to rig it up like a pre-historic time bomb so he had enough time to get to a safe distance before it exploded?exploded? But enough of that, Escape to Wisconsin!
-->'''Crow:''' Well, this is neat, but what the heck does it have to do with the movie?
-->'''Tom Servo:''' Uh.... Your guess is as good as mine. Think they ran out of things to do.
-->'''Joel:''' Yeah.
-->'''Tom Servo:''' Throw a little Oppenheimer in here right now. Hey, I see a president's face up there!
-->'''Crow:''' I see a bunny.


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-->'''Joel:''' Actually, Mrs. O'Leary's cow kicked it over. So uh... Yeah.
-->'''Tom Servo:''' Mankind, you make me want to vomit. Go away, just go away. I'm so sick of you, get out of here. Come on!

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