History Film / RobotHolocaust

* TheQuisling: ZigZagged, Valeria looks like she's sold out the human race just to get access to ElectricInstantGratification, but then it turns out [[she's a robot.]]

* TheReveal: Valeria [[spoiler: turns out to be a robot.]] Jorn [[spoiler: is eaten by The Dark One, who's apparently a triffid-like thing, giving the appearance of Jorn becoming an avocado-man.]]

* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: Valeria. She has some kind of European-sounding accent combined with a lisp. [[TheUnintelligible She's nearly impossible to understand]].

''Robot Holocaust'' was a 1986 post-apocalyptic yarn by director Tim Kincaid, who was mainly a director of Gay porn films. It involves a world in the far-future after [[RobotWar "The Great Robot Rebellion of '33"]], in which most of humanity & human civilization are wiped out. All that's left is a city called "New Terra" (played here by a fully functional New York City), which is ruled by the [[TheGhost mysterious]] [[TheBigBad Dark One]]. The remaining humans become his "Air Slaves" & are forced to fuel the power station that keeps the Dark One alive & in charge. The Dark One has the power to clean the poisoned air & uses this as a means to control the "Air Slaves".

The film itself is horribly done with cheap, cheesy sets, no-name actors, horrible acting, poorly-written plot & script and bad special effects. It was the first modern, color film to be shown on the television cult classic comedy, ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' (barring the KTMA episodes) in one of the more memorable episodes of the First Season. For the said episode see [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S01E10RobotHolocaust here]].

* TheDarkChick: Valeria.

''Robot Holocaust'' was a 1986 post-apocalyptic yarn by director Tim Kincaid, who was mainly a director of Gay porn films. It involves a world in the far-future after [[RobotWar "The Great Robot Rebellion of '33"]], in which most of humanity & human civilization are wiped out. All that's left is a city called "New Terra" (played here by a fully functional New York City), which is ruled by the [[TheUnseen mysterious]] [[TheBigBad Dark One]]. The remaining humans become his "Air Slaves" & are forced to fuel the power station that keeps the Dark One alive & in charge. The Dark One has the power to clean the poisoned air & uses this as a means to control the "Air Slaves".

* ElectricInstantGratification: The "Pleasure Chamber", where Valeria stands around and shows us her boobies.

* PluckyComicRelief: Klyton is meant to be this but comes off more as TheScrappy.

* MrFanservice: Kai the mute barbarian.

* ConcieveAndKill: What the Amazons had planned for Kai before Neo and his bunch came waltzing through. They overpower and kidnap a guy, cut out his tongue, gang-rape him to get themselves pregnant then kill him.

* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: Again, Valeria.

* ElectricInstantGratification: The "Pleasure Chamber", where Valeria stands around and shows us her boobies (cut from the Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 version)

* MsFanservice: Valeria wears a variety of skimpy outfits and even has a gratuitous topless scene in the unMST'd version.

* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: Again, Valeria.

'''''Robot Holocaust''''' was a 1986 post-apocalyptic yarn by director Tim Kincaid, who was mainly a director of Gay porn films. It involves a world in the far-future after [[RobotWar "The Great Robot Rebellion of '33"]], in which most of humanity & human civilization are wiped out. All that's left is a city called "New Terra" (played here by a fully functional New York City), which is ruled by the [[TheUnseen mysterious]] [[TheBigBad Dark One]]. The remaining humans become his "Air Slaves" & are forced to fuel the power station that keeps the Dark One alive & in charge. The Dark One has the power to clean the poisoned air & uses this as a means to control the "Air Slaves".

* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: Again, Valeria.

* ThoseTwoGuys: Roan & Korla.

* ElectricInstantGratification: The "Pleasure Chamber", where Valeria stands around and shows us her boobies (cut from the MysteryScienceTheater3000 version)

The film itself is horribly done with cheap, cheesy sets, no-name actors, horrible acting, poorly-written plot & script and bad special effects. It was the first modern, color film to be shown on the television cult classic comedy, ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' in one of the more memorable episodes of the First Season. For the said episode see [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S01E10RobotHolocaust here]].

For the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' episode see [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S01E10RobotHolocaust here]].


!!Plot
The film opens with [[TheThunderdome two huge beefy guys fighting to the death]], surrounded by Air Slave spectators who [[DullSurprise appear bored.]] Enter our hero, Neo...no, not ''that'' [[TheMatrix Neo]]...[[NamesTheSame another guy]]. Neo meets an annoying [[StarWars C3PO]] ripoff named Klyton who informs Neo via telepathy that the wrestling death match is to weed out the biggest & strongest so there will be no rebellion (winner of said match is taken to the Power Station to receive his reward....death).

Present are a scientist named Dorn & his daughter, Deeja, who have devised a gizmo that allows a person to breathe the toxic air, thus freeing the Air Slaves from the Dark One's Power. After an attempted insurrection, Dorn is apprehended by a big mean robot henchman of The Dark One named Torque, who resembles a humanoid crayfish or a bigger, meaner cousin of [[{{Futurama}} Dr. Zoidberg]]. Neo, Deeja, Klyton & two brothers named Bray & Haim then go off to attempt to rescue Jorn & destroy The Dark One.

On the way, they meet a tribe of Amazons in "The Wastelands" of a perfectly clean & manicured Central Park. Here, Haim fights an Amazon named Nyla in the usual "Amazon bested by a warrior guy" routine. In the process, they rescue a big mute hunk named Kai and Nyla & Kai join in the adventure.

During all this, Jorn goes through a torture-interrogation administered by The Dark One's chief minion, Valaria...an attractive blond lady who speaks like a Franco-Germanic Elmer Fudd whose more wooden than a lumber yard.

What follows is tunnel of sock-puppet worms, some cheesy mutants, upside-down crucifixions before the world's worst matte painting, a Junior High School basement, lame-o traps with stupid names & a large fake spider leg.

Meanwhile, as all the above-mentioned silliness goes on, two guys back home at the Airslave's place, named Roan & Korla, come up with a plan to pretend to fuel the power station to weaken The Dark One & help our merry travelers.

In a nutshell, it all ends with them failing to rescue Jorn, (who's become 'One with the Dark One' & is now an avocado) but succeeding in killing the Dark One & ending his reign.



The film itself is horribly done with cheap, cheesy sets, no-name actors, horrible acting, poorly-written plot & script and bad special effects. It was the first modern, color film to be shown on the television cult classic comedy, MysteryScienceTheater3000 in one of the more memorable episodes of the First Season.