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* ChewingTheScenery: Krystian's jealous outburst in the MistakenForRomance scene. He's bug-eyed, waving a pistol, emphasising every other word and even does an AsideGlance at the ceiling, asking "God, do you see it?!"


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* PunctuatedForEmphasis: Krystian, in the scene where he intimidates Jerry after [[MistakenForRomance mistaking him for being Maja's new lover]]. He emphasises roughly every second word.
--> '''Krystian:''' Fuck... NO. Just simply! Fucking! No! (AsideGlance) God, do you see it?!

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''How To Get Rid of Cellulite'' (''Jak Się Pozbyć Cellulitu'') is a 2011 Polish screwball comedy. Two friends, Ewa and Maja, find a masseuse, Kornelia, chained to a bed during their stay in the spa, and by freeing her, they start a chain of hilarious mistakes involving an exhibition of torture implements, Maja's jealous former boyfriend, and Ewa's jealous husband.

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''How To to Get Rid of Cellulite'' (''Jak Się Pozbyć Cellulitu'') is a 2011 Polish screwball comedy. Two friends, Ewa and Maja, find a masseuse, Kornelia, chained to a bed during their stay in the spa, and by freeing her, they start a chain of hilarious mistakes involving an exhibition of torture implements, Maja's jealous former boyfriend, and Ewa's jealous husband.



* YouKillItYouBoughtIt: [[spoiler:After getting rid of Maciek, the three heroines receive a package containing five triangular metal tags with numbers and a letter that they are now allowed to initiate into the Brotherhood of the Eighth Dawn.]]

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* YouKillItYouBoughtIt: [[spoiler:After getting rid of Maciek, the three heroines receive a package containing five triangular metal tags with numbers and a letter that they are now allowed to initiate into the Brotherhood of the Eighth Dawn.]]]]
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''' ''How To Get Rid of Cellulite''' (Jak Się Pozbyć Cellulitu)''' is a 2011 Polish screwball comedy. Two friends, Ewa and Maja, find a masseuse, Kornelia, chained to a bed during their stay in the spa, and by freeing her, they start a chain of hilarious mistakes involving an exhibition of torture implements, Maja's jealous former boyfriend, Ewa's jealous husband and [[spoiler: buried remains of a chimp]].

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''' ''How To Get Rid of Cellulite''' (Jak Cellulite'' (''Jak Się Pozbyć Cellulitu)''' Cellulitu'') is a 2011 Polish screwball comedy. Two friends, Ewa and Maja, find a masseuse, Kornelia, chained to a bed during their stay in the spa, and by freeing her, they start a chain of hilarious mistakes involving an exhibition of torture implements, Maja's jealous former boyfriend, and Ewa's jealous husband and [[spoiler: buried remains of a chimp]].
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* BrickJoke: in the opening scene, a chunk of bloody meat drops from the sky into a washbasin in a Belarussian monastery.
* ChekhovsGun: the electric chair from Sing-Sing prison that Ewa rented for her exhibition of torture implements.
* CloudCuckoolander: Kornelia. [[spoiler: Jerry reveals that she has SplitPersonality since her accident with DMT two years prior, and wholly believes her fantasies. The one about him being a mad scientist too.]]

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\n!!This film contains examples of:
* BrickJoke: in In the opening scene, a chunk of bloody meat drops from the sky into a washbasin in a Belarussian monastery.
* ChekhovsGun: the The electric chair from Sing-Sing prison that Ewa rented for her exhibition of torture implements.
implements ends up [[spoiler:being what finishes The Butcher]].
* CloudCuckoolander: {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Kornelia. [[spoiler: Jerry reveals that she has SplitPersonality since her accident with DMT two years prior, and wholly believes her fantasies. The one about him being a mad scientist too.]]



* TheDanza: Maja is played by Maja Hirsch.
* DisposingOfABody: discussing what to do with Jerry's corpse once they get him, Maja comes up with the idea to cut him up and tie the remains to weather balloons that will then fly across the border towards Belarus. [[CallBack They test the idea with beef first]].

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* TheDanza: Maja is played by Maja Hirsch.
* DisposingOfABody: discussing Discussing what to do with Jerry's corpse once they get him, Maja comes up with the idea to cut him up and tie the remains to weather balloons that will then fly across the border towards Belarus. [[CallBack They test the idea with beef first]].



* HoistByHisOwnPetard: the Butcher. [[spoiler: the electric chair he has Ewa strapped in backfires and electrocutes him instead.]]

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* HoistByHisOwnPetard: the The Butcher. [[spoiler: the [[spoiler:The electric chair he has Ewa strapped in backfires and electrocutes him instead.]]



* MemeticMutation: Krystian's outburst in the beginning of the movie.
--> '''Krystian:''' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Fuck. No.]] Just simply fucking no! God, can you see it?!''
* MushroomSamba: the song-and-dance number that happens when the three heroines get stoned on banana peels.

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* MemeticMutation: Krystian's outburst in the beginning of the movie.
--> '''Krystian:''' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Fuck. No.]] Just simply fucking no! God, can you see it?!''
* MushroomSamba: the The song-and-dance number that happens when the three heroines get stoned on banana peels.



* SerialKiller: the Butcher. [[spoiler: not Jerry. He's a RedHerring. The real killer is Maciek, Ewa's husband's lawyer, and he's doing it to join the mysterious Brotherhood of the Eighth Dawn.]]
* StonersAreFunny: after rescuing Kornelia, Ewa and Maja get stoned and help Kornelia dig up a corpse in Jerry's back yard, taking a bone before Jerry and his dog show up. [[spoiler: It later turns out the bone belonged to Jerry's pet chimp.]]
* TitleDrop: while discussing very loudly in a playground how to get rid of a body, Maja does a LastSecondWordSwap, saying that they were discussing how to get rid of cellulite.
* [[spoiler: YouKillItYouBoughtIt: after getting rid of Maciek, the three heroines receive a package containing five triangular metal tags with numbers and a letter that they are now allowed to initiate into the Brotherhood of the Eighth Dawn.]]

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* SerialKiller: the The Butcher. [[spoiler: not Who turns out to ''not'' be Jerry. He's a RedHerring.Red Herring. The real killer is Maciek, Ewa's husband's lawyer, and he's doing it to join the mysterious Brotherhood of the Eighth Dawn.]]
* StonersAreFunny: after After rescuing Kornelia, Ewa and Maja get stoned and help Kornelia dig up a corpse in Jerry's back yard, taking a bone before Jerry and his dog show up. [[spoiler: It later turns out the bone belonged to Jerry's pet chimp.]]
* TitleDrop: while While discussing very loudly in a playground how to get rid of a body, Maja does a LastSecondWordSwap, saying that they were discussing how to get rid of cellulite.
* [[spoiler: YouKillItYouBoughtIt: after [[spoiler:After getting rid of Maciek, the three heroines receive a package containing five triangular metal tags with numbers and a letter that they are now allowed to initiate into the Brotherhood of the Eighth Dawn.]]
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* FantasticDrug: Kornelia gets Ewa, Maja and herself completely stoned on banana peels.


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* ICantBelieveItsNotHeroin: Kornelia gets Ewa, Maja and herself completely stoned on banana peels.
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* MemeticMutation: Krystian's outburst in the beginning of the movie.
--> '''Krystian:''' ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Fuck. No.]] Just simply fucking no! God, can you see it?!''
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* BrickJoke: in the opening scene, a chunk of meat drops from the sky into a washbasin in a Belarussian monastery.

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* BrickJoke: in the opening scene, a chunk of bloody meat drops from the sky into a washbasin in a Belarussian monastery.



* DisposingOfABody: discussing what to do with Jerry's corpse once they get him, Maja comes up with the idea to cut him up and tie him to weather balloons that will then fly across the border towards Belarus. [[CallBack They test the idea with beef first]].
* FantasticDrugs: Kornelia gets Ewa, Maja and herself completely stoned on banana peels.

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* DisposingOfABody: discussing what to do with Jerry's corpse once they get him, Maja comes up with the idea to cut him up and tie him the remains to weather balloons that will then fly across the border towards Belarus. [[CallBack They test the idea with beef first]].
* FantasticDrugs: FantasticDrug: Kornelia gets Ewa, Maja and herself completely stoned on banana peels.



* [[Spoiler: YouKillItYouBoughtIt: after getting rid of Maciek, the three heroines receive a package containing five triangular metal tags with numbers and a letter that they are now allowed to initiate into the Brotherhood of the Eighth Dawn.]]

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* [[Spoiler: [[spoiler: YouKillItYouBoughtIt: after getting rid of Maciek, the three heroines receive a package containing five triangular metal tags with numbers and a letter that they are now allowed to initiate into the Brotherhood of the Eighth Dawn.]]
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''' ''How To Get Rid of Cellulite''' (Jak Się Pozbyć Cellulitu)''' is a 2011 Polish screwball comedy. Two friends, Ewa and Maja, find a masseuse, Kornelia, chained to a bed during their stay in the spa, and by freeing her, they start a chain of hilarious mistakes involving an exhibition of torture implements, Maja's jealous former boyfriend, Ewa's jealous husband and [[spoiler: buried remains of a chimp]].

Coincidentally, the police are investigating a string of murders where all victims have been decapitated and triangular metal tags with numbers have been found on their bodies.

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* BrickJoke: in the opening scene, a chunk of meat drops from the sky into a washbasin in a Belarussian monastery.
* ChekhovsGun: the electric chair from Sing-Sing prison that Ewa rented for her exhibition of torture implements.
* CloudCuckoolander: Kornelia. [[spoiler: Jerry reveals that she has SplitPersonality since her accident with DMT two years prior, and wholly believes her fantasies. The one about him being a mad scientist too.]]
* CrazyJealousGuy: Krystian, Maja's former boyfriend and meat magnate.
* TheDanza: Maja is played by Maja Hirsch.
* DisposingOfABody: discussing what to do with Jerry's corpse once they get him, Maja comes up with the idea to cut him up and tie him to weather balloons that will then fly across the border towards Belarus. [[CallBack They test the idea with beef first]].
* FantasticDrugs: Kornelia gets Ewa, Maja and herself completely stoned on banana peels.
* FingerGun: Ewa makes one while tripping on banana peels and discussing how would it be to keep men in a basement and drain their blood to sell it to pharmaceutical companies.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: the Butcher. [[spoiler: the electric chair he has Ewa strapped in backfires and electrocutes him instead.]]
* MadScientist: Jerry the Butcher, who drains blood from women to sell it to pharmaceutical companies. [[spoiler: Subverted, as Jerry is Kornelia's husband, and she's... not all there.]]
* MushroomSamba: the song-and-dance number that happens when the three heroines get stoned on banana peels.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: Jerry the Butcher.
* SerialKiller: the Butcher. [[spoiler: not Jerry. He's a RedHerring. The real killer is Maciek, Ewa's husband's lawyer, and he's doing it to join the mysterious Brotherhood of the Eighth Dawn.]]
* StonersAreFunny: after rescuing Kornelia, Ewa and Maja get stoned and help Kornelia dig up a corpse in Jerry's back yard, taking a bone before Jerry and his dog show up. [[spoiler: It later turns out the bone belonged to Jerry's pet chimp.]]
* TitleDrop: while discussing very loudly in a playground how to get rid of a body, Maja does a LastSecondWordSwap, saying that they were discussing how to get rid of cellulite.
* [[Spoiler: YouKillItYouBoughtIt: after getting rid of Maciek, the three heroines receive a package containing five triangular metal tags with numbers and a letter that they are now allowed to initiate into the Brotherhood of the Eighth Dawn.]]

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