History Film / CurseOfSnakesValley

* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Constrictor snakes are stated to be venomous

* EveryHelicopterIsAHuey: Amazingly, prologue set in the French Indochina features one. That is, despite the fact, that there was no Hueys in 1954.

* TheVoiceless: Traven's servant. Traven cut his tongue.

%%* EveryHelicopterIsAHuey: Amazingly, prologue set in the French Indochina features one. That is, despite the fact, that there was no Hueys in 1954.

[[spoiler:There is an alien in the temple, then Traven steals another vase from the grave leaving Jan and Christine to death in the grave. They are saved by Russians and Traven is killed by a nameless agent, who is killed by a monk. Vase, Christine and Tarnas are kidnapped by TheConspiracy, Breecher examines the vase with one of the Russians, and gets mutated by a green liquid from it. Then is killed by TheCavalry and the guy who persuaded Christine to go into Vietnam, who talks to someone who is possibly BiggerBad and goes with the liquid to another country, but then some smoke spreads across his plane. He falls asleep and plane goes into a black hole. Tarnas wakes up in his house. Christne tells him that it was AllJustADream, and goes to a car. Then Tarnas flees from Hare Krishna saying "No More Asia".]]

%%%* [[EyeBeams Near Eye Beams]]: The statue and Second Cuman.

%%* TwistEnding

* %%% ClassicallyTrainedExtra:

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Thirty-four years later, in Paris, the mercenary approaches Jan Tarnas, a professor of Sorbonne, with a map that he found in the vase. As it turns out, the map is leading to an unknown temple. Then HotScoop Christine Jauvert from France Soir is persuaded by a member of a MegaCorp or TheConspiracy, controlled by a man called Breecher, to go with them. The whole crew heads out for Vietnam. After they reach Vietnam they meet a group of Russian scientists, then they meet the monks who help them to go into the temple, and then they encounter eye-beam shooting statues and snake-like creatures called the Second and Third Cuman.

[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Really.]]

You can see it here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKO9NS4mgXg

* [[spoiler:AncientAstronauts]]

* BeardOfEvil: The nameless conspiracy member.
* BiggerBad: [[spoiler:Possibly the man who the bearded man spoke to after Breecher's death.]]

* ClassicallyTrainedExtra: Everyone!
* TheConspiracy: Breecher's organization.
* {{Eagleland}}: Traven is type 2.
* [[EyeBeams Near Eye Beams]]: The statue and Second Cuman.
* FaceHeelTurn: [[spoiler:Christine in the last scene.]]
* GainaxEnding
* HotScoop: Christine.
* NoBudget
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Traven.
* PsychoForHire: Possibly the nameless agent.
* PsychicPowers: The Buddhist monks.
* RandomEventsPlot

* ShowerScene: Interrupted by a snake.
* [[spoiler:TransformationSequence: Breecher - this is no more Breecher! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBnwbdp8IiQ]]
* [[spoiler:UnrealisticBlackHole: Shows for some reason at the end.]]

* TwistEnding
* UsefulNotes/VietnamWar

''Curse of Snakes Valley'' (''Klątwa Doliny Węży'') is a 1988 Polish-Russian movie, which is remembered in Poland as one of the worst movies ever made. Back in TheEighties everyone wanted to make an ''Franchise/IndianaJones'' rip-off. Fortunately, there was a short story titled ''Hobby doktora Travena'' (''Doctor Traven's Hobby''), which had exactly the required type of plot. Needless to say, a [[AdaptationDecay highly loose adaptation]] got made. It was directed by MarekPiestrak who made several bad ScienceFiction and {{Horror}} movies.

''Curse of Snakes Valley'' (''Klątwa Doliny Węży'') is a 1988 Polish-Russian movie, which is remembered in Poland as one of the worst movies ever made. Back in TheEighties everyone wanted to make an IndianaJones rip-off. Fortunately, there was a short story titled ''Hobby doktora Travena'' (''Doctor Traven's Hobby''), which had exactly the required type of plot. Needless to say, a [[AdaptationDecay highly loose adaptation]] got made. It was directed by MarekPiestrak who made several bad ScienceFiction and {{Horror}} movies.

In 1954 evil American mercenary [[VietnamWar fighting in Vietnam]] stole a vase from a Buddhist monastery.

* VietnamWar

* AcceptableTargets: Americans. It's a Russian-Polish movie from the eighties.

* {{Fanservice}}: The shower scene.

* HilariousInHindsight: The idea behind Indiana Jones rip-off with aliens, from 1988, gets funny after ''the Kingdom of Crystal Skull''.

* MemeticMutation: [[spoiler:''This is no more Breecher'' when Breecher mutates.]]
* {{Narm}}
* NarmCharm

* SpecialEffectFailure: Everything!

''Curse of Snakes Valley'' (''Kłątwa Doliny Węży'') is a 1988 polish-russian movie. And is remembered in Poland as one of the worst movies ever made.
Back in TheEighties everyone wanted to make an IndianaJones Rip-off So this movie got made. It was directed by MarekPiestrak who made several bad ScienceFiction and {{Horror}} movies.

In 1954 after being shot evil American mecenary [[VietnamWar fighting in Vietnam]] stole a vase fom Bhuddist Monastery

Thirty-four Years Later in Paris the mecenary goes to Jan Tarnas, profesor of Sorbone with map that he found in the vase. The map is leading to the unknown temple. Then HotScoop Christine Jauvert from France Soir is persuaded by a member of a MegaCorp or TheConspiracy which is controlled by a Breecher to go with them. After the reach Vietnam they meet Russian scienists. Then they meet the monks who help them to go into the temple. Where whtey are eye-shooting statues and snake-like creature called the Second and Third Cuman [[spoiler: There is an alien in the temple, Then Traven steals another vase from the grave leaving Jan and Christine to deathin the grave. They are saved by Russians and Traven is killed by a nameless agent, who is killed by a monk. Vase, Christine and Tarnas are kidnpaed by TheConspiracy Breecher examines the vase with one of the Russians, and gets mutated by a green lquid from it. Then is killed by TheCavalry and the guy who pesuaded Christine to go into Vietnam, who talks to someone who is possibly BiggerBad and goes with the liquid to another country, but then some smoke spreads across his plane. He falls asleep anplane goes to BlackHole. Tarnas wakes up in his house. Christne tells him that it was AllJustADream, and goes to a car. Then Tarnas flees from Hare Krishna saying "No More Asia"]] [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Really.]]

* AccectableTargets Americans. It's a Russian-polish Movie From the eighties
* AncientAstronauts
* ArtisticLicenseBiology constrictor snakes are stated to be venomous
* BeardOfEvil The nameless conspiracy member
* [[spoiler: BlackHole Shows for some reason at the end]]
* BiggerBad [[spoiler: Possibly the man who the bearded man spoke to after the Brecher's death]]
* BrainwashedAndCrazy [[spoiler:When Breecher mutates he is exterminated for that reason. We don't know if it was the case.]]
* ClassicallyTrainedExtra Everyone!
* {{Eagleland}} Traven is type 2
* [[EyeBeams Near Eye Beams]]-The statue or Second Cuman
* FaceHeelTurn [[spoiler:Christine in the last scene]]
* {{Fanservice}} Shower Scene

* HilariousInHindsight Indiana Jones Rip-off with Aliens in 1988 in context of the Kingdom of Crystal Skull
* HotScoop Christine
* MemeticMutation [[spoiler:''This is no more Breecher'' when Breecher Mutates]]

* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Traven
* PsychoForHire Possibly the nameless agent
* PsychicPowers Bhuddist monk

* {{Retcon}} Tarnas is shown on the cover of a newspaper, and is a professor of Sorbone. Then he tells that he is not treated seriously by anyone
* ShowerScene Interrupted by a snake
* SpecialEffectFailure Everything!
* TheConspiracy Breecher's organization
* [[spoiler:TransformationSequence Breecher-This is no more Breecher http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBnwbdp8IiQ]]
* TheVoiceless Traven's Servant Traven cut his toungue.

In 1958 after being shot evil American mecenary [[VietnamWar fighting in Vietnam]] stole a vase fom Bhuddist Monastery

Thirty Years Later in Paris the mecenary goes to Jan Tarnas, profesor of Sorbone with map that he found in the vase. The map is leading to the unknown temple. Then HotScoop Christine Jauvert from France Soir is persuaded by a member of a MegaCorp or TheConspiracy which is controlled by a Breecher to go with them. After the reach Vietnam they meet Russian scienists. Then they meet the monks who help them to go into the temple. Where whtey are eye-shooting statues and snake-like creature called the Second and Third Cuman [[spoiler: There is an alien in the temple, Then traven steals another vase from the grave leaving Jan and Christine to deathin the grave. They are saved by Russians and is killed by a nameless agent, who is killed by a monk. Vase, Christine and Tarnas are kidnpaed by TheConspiracy Breecher examines the vase with one of the Russians, and gets mutated by a green lquid from it. Then is killed by TheCavalry and the guy who pesuaded Christine to go into Vietnam, who talks to someone who is possibly BiggerBad and goes with the liquid to another country, but then some smoke spreads across his plane. He falls asleep anplane goes to BlackHole. Tarnas wakes up in his house. Christne tells him that it was AllJustADream, and goes to a car. Then Tarnas flees from Hare Krishna saying "No More Asia"]] [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Really.]]

* PoliticallyInorrectVillain Traven

In 1958 evil after being shot American mecenary [[VietnamWar fighting in Vietnam]] stole a vase fom Bhuddist Monastery

You can see it here:

* [[spoiler:TransformationSequence Breecher-This is no more Breecher]]

Thirty Years Later in Paris the mecenary goes to Jan Tarnas, profesor of Sorbone with map that he found in the vase. The map is leading to the unknown temple. Then HotScoop Christine Jauvert from France Soir is persuaded by a member of a MegaCorp or TheConspiracy which is controlled by a Breecher to go with them. After the reach Vietnam they meet Russian scienist [[spoiler: There is an alien in the temple, Then traven steals another vase from the grave leaving Jan and Christine to deathin the grave. They are saved by Russians and is killed by a nameless agent, who is killed by a monk. Vase Chreestine and Tarnas are kidnpaed by TheConspiracy]]

* BeardOfEvil
* BrainwashedAndCrazy [[spoiler:When Breecher mutates he is exterminated for that reason. We don't know if he really was mutated]]

* PoliticallyIntorrectVilain Traven

Thirty Years Later in Paris the mecenary goes to Jan Tarnas, profesor of Sorbone with map that he found in the vase. The map is leading to the unknown temple. Then HotScoop Christine Jauvert from France Soir

* HillariousInHindsight Indiana Jones Rip-off with Aliens in 1988 in context of the Kingdom of Crystal Skull

In 1958 evil American mecenary [[VietnamWar fighting in Vietnam]] stole a vase fom Bhuddist Monastery
Thirty Years Later

* MemeticMutation ''This is no more Breecher''
* PoriticallyIntorrectVilain Traven

* TransfromationSequence Breecher-This is no more Breeher