History Fanfic / XtremlyScray

* CriticalResearchFailure: Sunset in the sequel confuses Creator/ChrisEvans with Creator/ChrisHemsworth, saying the former played ''Film/{{Thor}}, and referred to [[UsefulNotes/RedOctober Grand Duchess]] [[Film/{{Anastasia}} Anastasia Romanov]] as "[[EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses Princess]] [[DiseasedName Anesthesia]]". Amber clarifies that she does in fact know that these are wrong in the next chapter.

* DoNotDoThisCoolThing: Screwing on the Pavement.

* DracoInLeatherPants: Draco, of course.

* EvilIsCool: Storm's mantra.

* NeverLiveItDown: Amber says she will never let Tara live down confusing [[Music/GreenDay Billie Joe Armstrong]] with Music/BillyJoel.

* PuritySue: Angelica Snowbird is a parody version of this.

* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Storm's feud with Buffy causes Buffy's Daisy to temporarily die. The chapters where she is absent are filled with Buffy bashing and characters wearing anti-Buffy or anti-Daisy clothing.

* TakeThat: Film/DaysOfWineAndRoses and Film/Titanic(1997) are among the depressing movies, because they are quite depressing.

* FanHater: Hot Topic hates everyone who even remotely likes Creator/HilaryDuff, as well as the movies she deems "preppy": ''Film/BringingUpBaby,'' ''Theatre/SeventeenSeventySix,'' ''Film/DieHard,'' ''Film/TopHat,'' ''Film/TheWayWeWere,'' ''Film/{{Cabaret}},'' ''Film/PaintYourWagon,'' ''Film/ErinBrockovich,'' ''Film/DuckSoup,'' ''Film/TheKarateKid,'' ''Film/AnAmericanInParis,'' ''Literature/EastOfEden,'' and ''Film/NoCountryForOldMen.''

* AnachronismStew: Played straight with much of the Fifties: Bloody Cliche Rose 6666 is a "goffic" band, which wasn't even remotely a style in the mid-Fifties, and none of the outfits worn by them would have existed either, but most of the "preppy" things are somewhat accurate: Bill Haley and his Comets of "Rock Around the Clock" fame would have been active around the time, and the preppy Fifties movies that Voldemort liked (''Film/AnAmericanInParis'' and ''Literature/EastOfEden'') both existed at any year given that Hot Topic goes to.

* CatchPhrase: "What the hell are you doing you motherfukers!" becomes one for Dumbledore. Although "let's have a gothic (goffik) cutting session" for Seleno.

"XtrmelyScray" is a ParodyFic of the infamous Fanfic/MyImmortal - a fanfic of a fanfic, written during July-August 2015 by Amber (a confessed prep), Lullaby of Broadway, through the persona of a goffic girl, Storm Wolfsbane. Set in the same world as its predecessor, where goffs are the BigGood and preps are AlwaysChaoticEvil. The [[VillainProtagonist hero]] here is [[OverlyLongName Hot Topic Shadow Ra’ven Goffica Elvira Deathshade Dragona Corset Fis’hnet Exxorcist Samara Vampirica Eyeliner BiGuuyzz Demetria Satanista Misery Mikey Joel Gerard Shadow Kawaii Slytherina SixSixSix D’eady Shadow Dethstucchsin Shadow P’e’n’t’a’g’r’a’m’ Draculana Buffy BloodRose,]], an Ebony {{Expy}}, who rises from a cliched traumatic childhood to become [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco's]] girlfriend - mostly by [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces screwing him]] in between ceaseless CostumePorn. Even more characters are stuffed into the [[BlackAndWhiteMorality black and white]] groups of [[HollywoodSatanism "goffs"]] and [[LightIsNotGood "preps"]], such as the now Goffic Gilderoy Lockheart, rechristened Tara-Style into, among other things, Roy Locket. What there is of a plot there is is a series of snippets into the life of one little MarySue and her desire to kill all preps, screw every boy ([[AmbiguouslyBi and possibly girl]]) in sight, and watch all her favorite goffic Creator/TimBurton movies - like that depressing classic ''Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure''. The parody has as all the goffic music, canon screwing, canon character renaming, straight and gay sex, rape, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rapping,]] self harm, OOC drama between [[AmbiguouslyGay Storm and Buffy]], the Tara and Raven analogues, and blackness of the original (and it was black.)

It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11404002/1/Xtremly-Scray-A-My-Immortal-Parody here.]]

* AmbiguousAge: So, if the members of Bloody Cliche Rose 6666 were teenagers in TheFifties, wouldn't they be in their late seventies/early eighties now? At no point are any of the adult's ages mentioned. Presumably at least the muggle Billy and Mae would look their age if they were eighty.

* FaceHeelTurn: DaRing is forced to Face-Heel Turn when she is hit with the preppy spell. [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse We never hear if she is turned back Goffic.]]

* OverlyLongName: GOOD GOD (sorry, GOOD SATAN.)

* CatchPhrase: "What the hell are you doing you motherfukers!" becomes one for Dumbledore.

"XtrmelyScray" is a ParodyFic of the infamous Fanfic/MyImmortal - a fanfic of a fanfic, written during July-August 2015 by Amber (a confessed prep), Lullaby of Broadway, through the persona of a goffic girl, Storm Wolfsbane. Set in the same world as its predecessor, where goffs are the BigGood and preps are AlwaysChaoticEvil. The [[VillainProtagonist hero]] here is [[OverlyLongName Hot Topic Shadow Ra’ven Goffica Elvira Deathshade Dragona Corset Fis’hnet Exxorcist Samara Vampirica Eyeliner BiGuuyzz Demetria Satanista Misery Mikey Joel Gerard Shadow Kawaii Slytherina SixSixSix D’eady Shadow Dethstucchsin Shadow P’e’n’t’a’g’r’a’m’ Draculana Buffy BloodRose,]], an Ebony {{Expy}}, who rises from a cliched traumatic childhood to become [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco's]] girlfriend - mostly by [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces screwing him]] in between ceaseless CostumePorn. Even more characters are stuffed into the [[BlackAndWhiteMorality black and white]] groups of [[HollywoodSatanism "goffs"]] and [[LightIsNotGood "preps"]], such as the now Goffic Gilderoy Lockheart, rechristened Tara-Style into, among other things, Roy Locket. What there is of a plot there is is a series of snippets into the life of one little MarySue and her desire to kill all preps, screw every boy ([[AmbiguouslyBi and possibly girl]]) in sight, and watch all her favorite goffic Creator/TimBurton movies - like that depressing classic Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure. The parody has as all the goffic music, canon screwing, canon character renaming, straight and gay sex, rape, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rapping,]] self harm, OOC drama between [[AmbiguouslyGay Storm and Buffy]], the Tara and Raven analogues, and blackness of the original (and it was black.)

* AnachronismStew: Played straight with much of the Fifties: Bloody Cliche Rose 6666 is a "goffic" band, which wasn't even remotely a style in the mid-Fifties, and none of the outfits worn by them would have existed either, but most of the "preppy" things are somewhat accurate: Bill Haley and his Comets of "Rock Around the Clock" fame would have been active around the time, and the preppy Fifties movies that Voldemort liked (Film/AnAmericanInParis and Literature/EastOfEden) both existed at any year given that Hot Topic goes to.

* FanHater: Hot Topic hates everyone who even remotely likes Creator/HilaryDuff, as well as the movies she deems "preppy": Film/BringingUpBaby, Theatre/SeventeenSeventySix, Film/DieHard, Film/TopHat, Film/TheWayWeWere, Film/{{Cabaret}}, Film/PaintYourWagon, Film/ErinBrockovich, Film/DuckSoup, Film/TheKarateKid, Film/AnAmericanInParis, Literature/EastOfEden, and Film/NoCountryForOldMen.

* FanHater: Hot Topic hates everyone who even remotely likes Creator/HilaryDuff, as well as the movies she deems "preppy": Film/BringingUpBaby, Theatre/{{1776}}, Film/DieHard, Film/TopHat, Film/TheWayWeWere, Film/{{Cabaret}}, Film/PaintYourWagon, Film/ErinBrockovich, Film/DuckSoup, Film/TheKarateKid, Film/AnAmericanInParis, Literature/EastOfEden, and Film/NoCountryForOldMen.

* PresentDayPast: The Fifties are treated as such.

* FanHater: Hot Topic hates everyone who even remotely likes Creator/HilaryDuff, as well as the movies she deems "preppy": Film/BringingUpBaby, Theatre/1776, Film/DieHard, Film/TopHat, Film/TheWayWeWere, Film/{{Cabaret}}, Film/PaintYourWagon, Film/ErinBrockovich, Film/DuckSoup, Film/TheKarateKid, Film/AnAmericanInParis, Literature/EastOfEden, and Film/NoCountryForOldMen.

* FanHater: Hot Topic hates everyone who even remotely likes Creator/HilaryDuff.

* GoMadFromTheRevalation: Hot Topic briefly loses hope when [[spoiler: she finds out she's a mudblood and gets turned into a prep.]]
* GoSeduceMyArchnemisis: Although it's mentioned that screwing Voldemort is not a necessity, but Hot Topic will anyway.
* GratuitousFrench/GratuitousSpanish: In the same sentence! "Fangs to les goffiques for los buenos revues."

* CreepyCrossdresser: At points the entire cast puts on identical outfits, often

* TakeThat: Film/DaysOfWineAndRoses and Film/Titanic1997 are among the depressing movies, because they are quite depressing.

"XtrmelyScray" is a ParodyFic of the infamous Fanfic/MyImmortal - a fanfic of a fanfic, written during July-August 2015 by Amber (a confessed prep), Lullaby of Broadway, through the persona of a goffic girl, Storm Wolfsbane. Set in the same world as its predecessor, where goffs are the BigGood and preps are AlwaysChaoticEvil. The [[VillainProtagonist hero]] here is [[OverlyLongName Hot Topic Shadow Ra’ven Goffica Elvira Deathshade Dragona Corset Fis’hnet Exxorcist Samara Vampirica Eyeliner BiGuuyzz Demetria Satanista Misery Mikey Joel Gerard Shadow Kawaii Slytherina SixSixSix D’eady Shadow Dethstucchsin Shadow P’e’n’t’a’g’r’a’m’ Draculana Buffy BloodRose,]], an Ebony {{Expy}}, who rises from a cliched traumatic childhood to become [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco's]] girlfriend - mostly by [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces screwing him]] in between ceaseless CostumePorn. Even more characters are stuffed into the [[BlackAndWhiteMorality black and white]] groups of [[HollywoodSatanism "goffs"]] and [[LightIsNotGood "preps"]], such as the now Goffic Gilderoy Lockheart, rechristened Tara-Style into, among other things, Roy Locket. What there is of a plot there is is a series of snippets into the life of one little MarySue and her desire to kill all preps, screw every boy ([[AmbiguouslyBi and possibly girl]]) in sight, and watch all her favorite goffic Creator/TimBurton movies - like that depressing classic Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure. The parody has as all the goffic music, canon screwing, canon character renaming, straight and gay sex, rape, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rapping,]] self harm, OOC drama between [[AmbiguouslyGay Storm and Buffy]], the Tara and Raven analogues, and blackness of the original.

* Crunchtastic: Sexily and Goffically are again used.
* DarkIsNotEvil: Shjt up u prepz!

"XtrmelyScray" is a ParodyFic of the infamous Fanfic/MyImmortal - a fanfic of a fanfic, written during July-August 2015 by Amber (a confessed prep), Lullaby of Broadway, through the persona of a goffic girl, Storm Wolfsbane. Set in the same world as its predecessor, where goffs are the BigGood and preps are AlwaysChaoticEvil. The [[VillainProtagonist hero]] here is [[OverlyLongName Hot Topic Shadow Ra’ven Goffica Elvira Deathshade Dragona Corset Fis’hnet Exxorcist Samara Vampirica Eyeliner BiGuuyzz Demetria Satanista Misery Mikey Joel Gerard Shadow Kawaii Slytherina SixSixSix D’eady Shadow Dethstucchsin Shadow P’e’n’t’a’g’r’a’m’ Draculana Buffy BloodRose,]], an Ebony {{Expy}}, who rises from a cliched traumatic childhood to become [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco's]] girlfriend - mostly by [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces screwing him]] in between ceaseless CostumePorn. Even more characters are stuffed into the [[BlackAndWhiteMorality black and white]] groups of [[HollywoodSatanism "goffs"]] and [[LightIsNotGood "preps"]], such as the now Goffic Gilderoy Lockheart, rechristened Tara-Style into, among other things, Roy Locket. What there is of a plot there is is a series of snippets into the life of one little MarySue and her desire to kill all preps, screw every boy ([[AmbiguouslyBi and possibly girl]]) in sight, and watch all her favorite goffic Creator/TimBurton movies - like that depressing classic Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure. The parody has as all the goffic music, canon screwing, canon character renaming, straight and gay sex, rape, [ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rapping,]] self harm, OOC drama between [[AmbiguouslyGay Storm and Buffy]], the Tara and Raven analogues, and blackness of the original.

"XtrmelyScray" is a ParodyFic of the infamous Fanfic/MyImmortal - a fanfic of a fanfic, written during July-August 2015 by Amber (a confessed prep), Lullaby of Broadway. Set in the same world as its predecessor, where goffs are the BigGood and preps are AlwaysChaoticEvil. The [[VillainProtagonist hero]] here is [[OverlyLongName Hot Topic Shadow Ra’ven Goffica Elvira Deathshade Dragona Corset Fis’hnet Exxorcist Samara Vampirica Eyeliner BiGuuyzz Demetria Satanista Misery Mikey Joel Gerard Shadow Kawaii Slytherina SixSixSix D’eady Shadow Dethstucchsin Shadow P’e’n’t’a’g’r’a’m’ Draculana Buffy BloodRose,]], an Ebony {{Expy}}, who rises from a cliched traumatic childhood to become [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco's]] girlfriend - mostly by [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces screwing him]] in between ceaseless CostumePorn. Even more characters are stuffed into the [[BlackAndWhiteMorality black and white]] groups of [[HollywoodSatanism "goffs"]] and [[LightIsNotGood "preps"]], such as the now Goffic Gilderoy Lockheart, rechristened Tara-Style into, among other things, Roy Locket. What there is of a plot there is is a series of snippets into the life of one little MarySue and her desire to kill all preps, screw every boy ([[AmbiguouslyBi and possibly girl]]) in sight, and watch all her favorite goffic Creator/TimBurton movies - like that depressing classic Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure. The parody has as all the goffic music, canon screwing, canon character renaming, straight and gay sex, rape, [ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rapping,]] self harm, OOC drama between [[AmbiguouslyGay Storm and Buffy]], the Tara and Raven analogues, and blackness of the original.

"XtrmelyScray" is a ParodyFic of the infamous Fanfic/MyImmortal - a fanfic of a fanfic, written during July-August 2015 by Amber (a confessed prep), Lullaby of Broadway. Set in the same world as its predecessor, where goffs are the BigGood and preps are AlwaysChaoticEvil. The [[VillainProtagonist hero]] here is [[OverlyLongName Hot Topic Shadow Ra’ven Goffica Elvira Deathshade Dragona Corset Fis’hnet Exxorcist Samara Vampirica Eyeliner BiGuuyzz Demetria Satanista Misery Mikey Joel Gerard Shadow Kawaii Slytherina SixSixSix D’eady Shadow Dethstucchsin Shadow P’e’n’t’a’g’r’a’m’ Draculana Buffy BloodRose, but most pple cal me Hot Topic BloodRose]], an Ebony {{Expy}}, who rises from a cliched traumatic childhood to become [[DracoInLeatherPants Draco's]] girlfriend - mostly by [[MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces screwing him]] in between ceaseless CostumePorn. Even more characters are stuffed into the [[BlackAndWhiteMorality black and white]] groups of [[HollywoodSatanism "goffs"]] and [[LightIsNotGood "preps"]], such as the now Goffic Gilderoy Lockheart, rechristened Tara-Style into, among other things, Roy Locket. What there is of a plot there is is a series of snippets into the life of one little MarySue and her desire to kill all preps, screw every boy ([[AmbiguouslyBi and possibly girl]]) in sight, and watch all her favorite goffic Creator/TimBurton movies - like that depressing classic Film/PeeWeesBigAdventure. The parody has as all the goffic music, straight and gay sex, rape, [ArsonMurderAndJaywalking rapping,]] self harm, OOC drama between [AmbiguouslyGay Storm and Buffy]], the Tara and Raven analogues, and blackness of the original.

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