History Fanfic / TheWolfBloodLineage

* TrollFic: [[strike:Possibly]] It's by ComicsNix. ''Definitely.''
* YouFailBiologyForever

* OverlyLongName: [[strike:Hermione]] Foxylene Siouxsie Angel du Dehors is from the same school of nomenclature as [[MyImmortal Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way]], leading a lot of readers to suspect it to be a TrollFic even without knowing who it's by.

* BigApplesauce: [[strike:Hermione]] Foxylene has to go to New York to discover her SecretLegacy. We never learn why, and her entire trip across ThePond is [[BeigeProse summarised in a few paragraphs.]]

* CostumePorn: "Now, Foxy have a blonde pompadour hair, like [[AmyWinehouse Ammy Whinehose]], but more beautiful and hot. Her nails got painted green like the sea of India and she now uses cool new clothes of the ultimate fashion. [[IntentionalEngrishForFunny Her pants are jeans trousers, but they are yellow like the sun in the morning of countryside Romania and are very tight, highlighting her curvy and sexy hips and legs of godess.]]"

* FurryFandom: Draco acts like a dog for [[strike:Hermione]] Foxylene.

* UnfortunateImplications: "The woman was very strange, clothed like an unwashed gipsy, but she was not a gipsy, only unwashed."

* ClusterFBomb: "Bitch is [[AdolfHitler your fucking Fuher]] you bandoling piece of fuck!!!"

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5732917/1/The_Wolf_Blood_Lineage The Wolf Blood Lineage]]'' by ComicsNix tells the story of [[HarryPotter Hermione Granger]], who learns early in the first chapter that she's actually [[OverlyLongName Foxylene Siouxsie Angel du Dehors]], heir to a SecretLegacy of [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot mecha]] [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent wolves]], and gets thrown into a RandomEventsPlot.

* DramaticReading: Courtesy of [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Bennett the Sage's]] Fanfic Theatre [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/28746-the-wolf-blood-lineage here.]]

* ClusterFBomb: "Bitch is [[AdolfHitler your fucking Fuher]] you bandoling piece of fuck!!!"

* {{Crossover}}: "Foxy, let me introduce you my cousin...[[spoiler:[[GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas Carl Johnson!!!"]]]]

** Also: "[[FinalFantasyVII MBarrier]], now!!!!!"

* DramaticReading: Courtesy of [[ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Bennett the Sage]]'s Fanfic Theatre [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/fanfic-theatre/28746-the-wolf-blood-lineage here.]]

* InfantImmortality: Averted. A baby's carriage is thrown into the street after the baby's mom is shot in the face, killing the baby.

* MushroomSamba: Happens when Harry and Ron smoke Hagrid's cigar.

* ProductPlacement: Attempted, for [[http://community.livejournal.com/lol_typo/133410.html "Boing"]] aircraft.

* CostumePorn: "Now, Foxy have a blonde pompadour hair, like [[AmyWinehouse Ammy Whinehose]], but more beautiful and hot. Her nails got painted green like the sea of India and she now uses cool new clothes of the ultimate fashion. [[ZeroWingrish Her pants are jeans trousers, but they are yellow like the sun in the morning of countryside Romania and are very tight, highlighting her curvy and sexy hips and legs of godess.]]"

* MobilePhone: Harry, Ron and [[strike:Hermione]] Foxylene are all given one, despite the fact that it's set in TheNineties and that [[GannonBanned they don't work in Hogwarts anyway.]]

* CanonDefilement

* CriticalResearchFailure: "The actress who do [Hermione] on the [[Film/HarryPotter films]] is a bit blonde isn't it?"

* CrowningMomentOfFunny: "...over her exposed tummy she wears a belly chain, going around her waist, very beautiful and shining under the Sun where Zeus made his first babies."
** "...a palace so magnificent and portentious even the dinosaurs would tremble above in the sky seeing the power emanating from those bloddy unsavory walls."

* MarySue: [[strike:Hermione]] Foxylene.
** PossessionSue
** JerkSue
** ParodySue: Possibly.

* SoBadItsGood
* {{Squick}}: [[spoiler:Dumbledore/Luna ass-fingering.]]

* UnfortunateNames: "Foxylene", described by one reviewer as sounding like a cold remedy. Also, [[FridgeLogic if she's supposed to be a wolf then why's she named after a fox?]]

* CharacterDerailment: ''Everyone.''

* TheStoner: Hagrid. [[CharacterDerailment Yes, Hagrid.]]

* OverlyLongName: [[strike:Hermione]] Foxylene Siouxsie Angel du Dehors is from the same school of nomenclature as [[MyImmortal Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way]], leading a lot of readers to suspect it to be a TrollFic.
* PrisonRape: The rare co-ed example happens to Luna.

* TrollFic: Possibly.

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5732917/1/The_Wolf_Blood_Lineage The Wolf Blood Lineage]]'' by [=ComicsNix=] tells the story of [[HarryPotter Hermione Granger]], who learns early in the first chapter that she's actually [[OverlyLongName Foxylene Siouxsie Angel du Dehors]], heir to a SecretLegacy of [[NinjaPirateZombieRobot mecha]] [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent wolves]], and gets thrown into a RandomEventsPlot.

** "So students, the only way to kill a mecha wolf is to drag them to the muggle world, shoot 'em in the balls and hope for the best."

* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: "Luna falls over the blood soaped ground, crying the tears for that girl that showed her new will to live thru tribulations. Ron clenches a chalks between his legs, to protest against the very laws of lawful nature. Neveille throws hands to the air, clamouring mercy from the heasvens. Ginny sings chants to applacate the raging thundering spirits of wolf blood lineage. Carl Johnson lowers his head and pray for the soul to be delivered at the upper dimensons. Hagrid smokes a pipe."

* ADateWithRosiePalms: After Luna is sexually harassed by Dumbledore, she runs and masturbates in the bathroom "to relief the tension."