History Fanfic / TheUzumakiTalesReturnOfTheWhirlpool

Naruto Uzumaki has finally made it and became a ninja of the village of Konoha, although he initially does not work well together with his new team mates Sasuke and Sakura. Only during their first mission outside the walls of town he does get into contact with the demon sealed within him and comes to some surprsing conclusions. At the same time, Hinata Hyuga, nominal heiress to the Hyuga clan but suffering of low self-confidence, is still disappointed that her crush Naruto is on a different team. Little do both of them know that their fates are closely connected and give them rich reward in the end.

* AdaptationalHeroism: Sasuke. Like in canon, {{revenge}} is the only thing he has in mind, and thus he aims to become stronger. Unlike canon, he doesn't seem to be willing to do ''anything'' (such as defecting Konoha and alling with Orochimaru) to become stronger. And while in canon he felt frustrated that Naruto was catching up to him, here he takes it as a challenge and trains even harder to stop Naruto from catching up, or surpass him again when he does, and in fact sees his rivarly with Naruto as a source and motivation to remain and become stronger. Not getting Orochimaru's cursed seal (and thus never getting a taste of the power he could have gotten with him) really helped.

*** Spared his own brother, just to treat him like crap and almost kill him on several occassions.

* BirthdayHater: Downplayed. While Naruto doesn't ''hate'' his birthday perse, it's not a very happy day for him either, since nobody ever gave him gifts outside of Iruka and an anonymous admirer (who unsurprisingly turned out to be Hinata), doesn't get a party, and has to remain hidden since that day inspires villagers into forming mobs to "finish what the Yondaime started".
* BodyCountCompetition: Zabuza usually can't stand Gai, bit when the latter suggested to do this, the former was completely giddy.

* TheCorrupter: Comedic version. Both Jiraiya and Kakashi are shown to have turned their students, Naruto and Sasuke respectively, into perverts over the TimeSkip. Naruto is designated to become the next writer of Icha Icha, while Sasuke reads the book like Kakashi does. Jiraiya is also the one shown to have taught the young and still innocent Hiashi the... ''advantages'' of having a Byakugan.

** Not exaclty a mob, but Yugito did this to a bunch of Kumo ninjas who were harrassing Sakura and Hinata.

* SwissArmySuperpower: While the Byakugan was in canon hinted to be this, here it is shown how versatile it actually is. Besides battle it has contless other uses in ninja and civilian life and even the PowerPerversionPotential is hinted at.
* TakeThat: The Sasuke fangirls are an obviously parody of die-hard Sasuke fans that tend to cause flamewars.

* VengeanceFeelsEmpty: [[spoiler: After finally killing Itachi, Sasuke]] thought he would feel joy or relief, yet he instead feels ''sad''.
* VomitDiscretionShot: Hanabi has to throw up -- last thing we see of her is running out of the room to find a bathroom.

** Also goes for Neji, who is looked down upon by the elders since he comes from a branch family and they instead favor the far less competent Shinji, who is from the main line. [[spoiler:It comes to bite them big time when Neji does get promoted to Chunin and Shinji get branded (not that it does much after he got his chakra permanently damaged by Hinata) for dishonoring the clan with his actions]].