History Fanfic / OneLessLonelyGurl

* MaleGaze: All the official artworks of C'ren seem to emphasize her...[[BuxomIsBetter assets.]] Remember, the author is actually a guy.

%% * HotScientist: C'ren is depicted as this.

Compare ''FanFic/DaIvyCuvrdWalsUvHigwsrts'', which reads like the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' version of this fanfic, but has a worse plot and grammar. Compare and contrast Fanfic/PlanktonsEyeView, which is another fanfic by the same author, and ''Fanfic/MyImmortal''.

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Ward and Plankton have light blue and dark green hair, respectively. Patrick also has pink hair. This is justified, though, because Atlantis is depicted in this story as a strange land where hair that is naturally in a color that does not occur in the land is normal.

* MulticoloredHair: C'ren's hair has three colors. The pink and green streaks are just dyed, however.

* ArtisticLicenseChemistry: Apparently, [[spoiler: combining human D.N.A. with that of a rabid snail that ate spoiled Krabby Patties will create a pink mind-control serum that, when ingested by anyone, he/she becomes a mind-controlled slave of the human owner of the D.N.A. sample.]]

* TheEvilsOfFreeWill: C'ren's motive. [[spoiler: She wants the world to be one big SugarBowl, free of the evils of [[RockMeAsmodeus rock music]] and goth culture.]]

* OnlyShopInTown: Invoked. [[spoiler: C'ren and Plankton destroyed all other rival food sources in Bikini Bottom in order to force everyone to eat the mind-controlling patties and turn them all into C'ren's slaves.]]

* ScrewTheRulesImBeautiful: C'ren and Justin Bieber. The rules of the universe where this fanfic was held clearly state that land humans are not allowed in Atlantis because of their sins. Justin Bieber and C'ren, instead of suffering whatever the consequences of trespassing are, end up becoming celebrities instead. Justin Bieber was able to go back up to the land to continue his tour (thus writing him out of the story) despite the fact that land humans are supposed to disappear once they pass the Bermuda Triangle. This was [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by C'ren when she asked [=Human!SpongeBob=] why Justin Bieber is famous underwater. This may be subverted for C'ren because [[spoiler: according to the commentary, C'ren is actually half-mermaid and is the granddaughter of Neptune. That will explain how she can breathe underwater. Then again, she is just a crazy person with a crazy dream.]]

C'ren Amethyst Le Heart-Bieber is an 18-year-old marine biologist who was tasked to gather some specimen of coral reef on an ordinary day, and when she dove into the waters, she found an exceptionally huge coral reef that actually contains a portal to the world of Spongebob Squarepants, where the characters have actually been turned into humans.

The plot centers more around Music/JustinBieber than Spongebob himself. C'ren is then revealed to be a crazy, delusional person with plans to rule the world and have Justin to herself forever, using her discovery of this new universe as a front for her plan by injecting mind-control serum into all the patties and destroying all rival food sources, leaving everyone with no choice but to eat the infected patties. Aside from that, she wants to avenge herself from a past of abuse.

* TheBermudaTriangle: In this fanfic, it is said that C'ren found the coral reef with a portal to the ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' universe in the Bermuda Triangle. According to C'ren, this might explain why ships and aircraft mysteriously disappear: those who disappeared are now inhabitants of Atlantis, where Bikini Bottom is found. However, Human!Spongebob explains that aircraft and ships disappear because of the sins of land humans, thus forbidding them to enter the underwater utopia of Atlantis. Instead, the land humans end up disappearing.
* {{Bizarrchitecture}}: Human!Spongebob still lives in a pineapple in this fanfic.

* CurseCutShort: WordOfGod confirms that when C'ren introduced herself to Human!Spongebob, she was about to say that [[ShoutOut she wished to be related to Justin Bieber]] [[Fanfic/MyImmortal because he is a major fucking]] [[{{BrotherSisterIncest}} hottie]]. However, Human!Spongebob interrupted her when he told her that Justin Bieber is the biggest star in all of Atlantis.

* EldritchLocation: The interior of the coral reef C'ren discovered is depicted as this in the remake. Heck, the setting of the 'Spongebob universe' is this.

* InNameOnly: With the characters getting humanized except for Karen and Sandy, having name changes, and acting OutOfCharacter for a decent chunk of it, it's sometimes hard to tell that it's really a Spongebob story.

* RewardedAsATraitorDeserves: C'ren telling Pearl about how gullible the latter is, and TheReveal that Spongebob and Pearl are actually posers who like rock music.

* ScrewTheRulesImBeautiful: C'ren and Justin Bieber. The rules of the universe where this fanfic was held clearly state that land humans are not allowed in Atlantis because of their sins. Justin Bieber and C'ren, instead of suffering whatever the consequences of trespassing are, end up becoming celebrities instead. Justin Bieber was able to go back up to the land to continue his tour (thus writing him out of the story) despite the fact that land humans are supposed to disappear once they pass the Bermuda Triangle. This was [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] by C'ren when she asked Human!Spongebob why Justin Bieber is famous underwater. This may be subverted for C'ren because [[spoiler: according to the commentary, C'ren is actually half-mermaid and is the granddaughter of Neptune. That will explain how she can breathe underwater. Then again, she is just a crazy person with a crazy dream.]]

* SheIsNotMyGirlfriend: Spongebob had to explain that C'ren wasn't his girlfriend even though he had her stay over at his house for the night.

* ShownTheirWork: In the remake, it is depicted that the portal to the Spongebob universe is found in the deepest trenches near the Bermuda Triangle, and in fact, there [[http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/bermuda-triangle8.htm are]] deep trenches near the Bermuda Triangle, which could possibly explain why ships disappear there. Also, C'ren now mentions something about being able to withstand water pressure in the deep seas, which wasn't considered in the original version.

[[MarySue C'ren Amethyst Le Heart-Bieber]] is an 18-year-old marine biologist who was tasked to gather some specimen of coral reef on an ordinary day, and when she dove into the waters, she found an exceptionally huge coral reef that actually contains a portal to the world of Spongebob Squarepants, where the characters have actually been turned into humans.

* YourCheatingHeart: C'ren's father cheated on his wife, and with his other woman, had C'ren. His wife found out when he decided to take C'ren with him after her biological mother died of childbirth. Because of this, [[HenpeckedHusband he]] and C'ren ended up becoming horribly abused.