History Fanfic / Nosflutteratu

* ShippingGoggles: In universe, Rarity assumes Twilight and Fluttershy sharing lunch, followed by Twilight's offer to purchase a hat for Fluttershy, equals them dating. She blames it on the romance novels she's been reading lately.

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** Twilight, once she realizes Fluttershy’s in danger.
* ActuallyNotAVampire: For some reason Pinkie assumed that ''Twilight'' was a vampire. Like everypony else, she already knew about Fluttershy.

* TheBartender: Pinkie is trying out a “sympathetic bartender” persona for some reason.
* BerserkButton: Rainbow Dash doesn't respond well to anti-vampire research. At all.

* CloseKnitCommunity: How does a vampire survive, even thrive, for years without killing anypony? Ponyville’s annual blood drive is very successful.

* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Rarity's puppet show reenactment of Fluttershy's turning employs the classic visual symbolism of a vampire preying on an innocent woman uncannily resembling...well, a comparatively regular guy preying on an innocent woman. Fortunately, Rarity keeps it from going beyond a PG rating.

* HeWhoFightsMonsters: Garlic Flank Stake appears to play this straight at first - but ultimately averts it. She even says that she's in it to protect innocent ponies, not because of hatred.

%%* KissOfTheVampire: According to Dash, it feels pretty good.

* LonelyFuneral: Rarity describes Fluttershy’s funeral this way. [[LargeHam Though her account]] [[UnreliableNarrator may not be completely reliable.]]
* MamaBear: Dash reacts... poorly to Twilight’s anti-vampire research.
* MustBeInvited: Subtly implied--Rarity mentions that Fluttershy was turned after inviting a pony who turned out to be vampire into her cottage for "a warm drink". Interestingly, this does not appear to apply to Fluttershy herself, suggesting that this is more of an allusion to vampire lore than an actual quality of vampires in the setting.

* PlotDrivingSecret: If Twilight knew what everypony else knew we’d have no story.

* ShippingGoggles: In universe, Rarity assumes Twilight and Fluttershy sharing lunch, followed by Twilight’s offer to purchase a hat for Fluttershy, equals them dating. She blames it on the romance novels she's been reading lately.

** To Dracula: [[IDoNotDrinkWine “I don’t drink… wine.”]]

** Pinkie just naturally assumed a pony with a name like [[{{Literature/Twilight}} Twilight Sparkle]] must be a vampire.

* VegetarianVampire: It’s Fluttershy, what did Twilight expect? She survives by mostly drinking blood donated from the local blood bank, with the occasional drink from a willing donor (namely, Rainbow Dash).

* WhamLine: One that doubles as something of a verbal WhamShot — after her heart-to-heart with Pinkie Pie, Twilight notices that the pony who was in Sugarcube Corner with them left in the middle of their conversation. When Twilight asks who she was, Pinkie admits that she doesn't know, but ''did'' see her Cutie Mark, which she draws for Twilight. Cue Twilight panicking when she sees the result...

* YouDidntAsk: “I thought you knew.”

* SlidingScaleOfVampireFriendliness: Played with, everything Twilight reads about the rules of vampirism say Fluttershy can’t be a vampire without killing someone. [[IncorruptiblePurePureness Fluttershy proves them wrong]].

* VanHelsingHateCrimes: Twilight takes a while to come to terms with the fact that Fluttershy is a vampire. Rainbow Dash even calls her "Van Horsing" during their argument. Garlic Flank Stake also acts like this, apparently believing that if a vampire hasn't started killing ponies, they will soon, but she immediately relents once she finds out that the vampire is [[IncorruptiblePurePureness Fluttershy]].

[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/72971/nosflutteratu Nosflutteratu]] is a WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic fan fiction written by [[http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Charcoal+Quill Charcoal Quill]].

* IncorruptiblePurePureness: Being a bloodsucking creature of the night can’t stop Fluttershy from being Fluttershy.

* KissOfTheVampire: According to Dash, it feels pretty good.

* SuperOCD: Pinkie drops the trope name when mentioning Twilight's episodes.

* TemptingFate: Really Twilight should know better than to say “it’s a quiet day” and “what could possibly go wrong?” by now.

** The Stare is revealed to be the result of vampiric mesmerism not "weaponized Kindness".

* MustBeInvited: Subtly implied--Rarity mentions that Fluttershy was turned after inviting a pony who turned out to be vampire into her cottage for "a warm drink".

* KarmicDeath: An offscreen one. [[spoiler:The vampire who turned Fluttershy was apparently killed by Garlic Flank Stake, who just so happens to have been an old friend of Fluttershy's]].

* ShippingGoggles: In universe, Rarity assumes Twilight and Fluttershy sharing lunch, followed by Twilight’s purchase of a hat for Fluttershy, equals them dating. She blames it on the romance novels she's been reading lately.

* NightmareSequence: Twilight’s research brings on one of these.

** The mirror thing is a myth, as it the tale that vampires don't have shadows.

* VegetarianVampire: It’s Fluttershy, what did Twilight expect?

* YouDidntAsk: “I thought you knew.”

* GenreSavvy: Spike knows that if nothing exciting has happened this week then it soon ''will''.

* AFriendInNeed: On the rare occasion that Fluttershy needs fresh blood, Rainbow Dash provides it.

* ShoutOut: To Dracula: [[IDoNotDrinkWine “I don’t drink… wine.”]]

* PlotDrivingSecret: If Twilight knew what everypony else does we’d have no story.

* LetNoCrisisGoWaste: When Fluttershy became a vampire, the local hospital finally found a use for all the excess blood for transfusion that continued going bad.