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* AnAesop: Racism is bad, child abuse is bad, and bullying kids will motivate them to shoot up your school.
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** Heinel causes 9/11. This is a reference to the fact that in the first episode of the original anime[[note]]Which aired on June 4, 1977[[/note]], one of the things the Boazanians did when invading Earth was fell the Twin Towers.
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** Heinel causes 9/11. This is a reference to the fact that in the first episode of the original anime[[note]]Which anime's first episode[[note]]Which aired on June 4, 1977[[/note]], one of the things the Boazanians did when invading Earth was fell destroy the Twin Towers.
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* TeensAreMonsters: [[spoiler: At The Hamburgular's school, he was bullied so badly that he decided to acommit a school shooting in retaliation. After he commits suicide, all the students cry and mourn him because they realize that if they had treated him better, he wouldn't have done what he did.]]
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* TeensAreMonsters: [[spoiler: At The Hamburgular's school, he was bullied so badly that he decided to acommit commit a school shooting in retaliation. After he commits suicide, all the students cry and mourn him because they realize that if they had treated him better, he wouldn't have done what he did.]]
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* {{Malaproper}}: The author refers to Ronald McDonald as "Ronald ''Mac''Donald".
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* {{Malaproper}}: The author refers to Ronald McDonald [=McDonald=] as "Ronald ''Mac''Donald".
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* YouKilledMyFather: Ronald McDonald was Moon Man's former master. When Barney killed him, Moon Man wanted {{Revenge}}.
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* YouKilledMyFather: Ronald McDonald [=McDonald=] was Moon Man's former master. When Barney killed him, Moon Man wanted {{Revenge}}.
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After the Emperor of Hollywood is mysteriously assassinated in the middle of the night, Patrick Bateman resumes the throne and begins to terrorize the UsefulNotes/UnitedStatesOfAmerica. While most of his fellow Hollywood elites are in support of him, Cool Cat denounces his cruelty. Cool Cat fights his forces one by one, but Patrick's alliances span far and wide.
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After the Emperor of Hollywood is mysteriously assassinated in the middle of the night, Patrick Bateman resumes the throne and begins to terrorize the UsefulNotes/UnitedStatesOfAmerica. While most of his fellow Hollywood elites are in support of him, Cool Cat denounces his cruelty. Cool Cat fights his forces one by one, but Patrick's alliances span far and wide.\n
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After the Emperor of Hollywood is mysteriously assassinated in the middle of the night, Patrick Bateman resumes the throne and begins to terrorize the UsefulNotes/UnitedStatesOfAmerica. While most of his fellow Hollywood elites are in support of him, except Cool Cat, who denounces his cruelty. Cool Cat fights his forces one by one, but Patrick's alliances span far and wide.
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After the Emperor of Hollywood is mysteriously assassinated in the middle of the night, Patrick Bateman resumes the throne and begins to terrorize the UsefulNotes/UnitedStatesOfAmerica. While most of his fellow Hollywood elites are in support of him, except Cool Cat, who Cat denounces his cruelty. Cool Cat fights his forces one by one, but Patrick's alliances span far and wide.
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* CryForTheDevil: [[spoilers: Poor Hamburgular...]]
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* CryForTheDevil: [[spoilers: In-universe. [[spoiler: Poor Hamburgular...]]
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**Moon Man is a racist who has friends in the Ku Klux Klan, Confederate movements, and the Nazi party.
**Mama Cat sleeps with both men and women.
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* ArtisticLicense: "Emperor of Hollywood" is not a real position[[note]]Though [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_Hollywood King of Hollywood]] is[[/note]].
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* ArtisticLicense: "Emperor ArtisticLicense:
**"Emperor of Hollywood" is not a realposition[[note]]Though thing[[note]]Though [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_Hollywood King of Hollywood]] is[[/note]].is[[/note]].
**The main currency of Hollywood is Lats, a currency that has been obscure for years by the time this story was written. Then again, it is used for a FictionalCountry...
**"Emperor of Hollywood" is not a real
**The main currency of Hollywood is Lats, a currency that has been obscure for years by the time this story was written. Then again, it is used for a FictionalCountry...
*BlueAndOrangeMorality: [[spoiler: The Hamburgular commits a school shooting, but is still allowed in Heaven.]]
*CryForTheDevil: [[spoilers: Poor Hamburgular...]]
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* EvilLaugh: Patrick is said to have an EvilLaugh.
* EvilPrince: Prince Heinel of the Boazanians, who's aliied with fellow evil monarch Admiral-General Aladeen. [[WeUsedToBeFriends At first]].
* EvilPrince: Prince Heinel of the Boazanians, who's aliied with fellow evil monarch Admiral-General Aladeen. [[WeUsedToBeFriends At first]].
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* EvilLaugh: Patrick is said to have an EvilLaugh.
one. Aladeen and Nadal also laugh "evilly".
* EvilPrince: Prince Heinel of the Boazanians, who'saliied allied with fellow evil monarch Admiral-General Aladeen. [[spoiler: [[WeUsedToBeFriends At first]].]]
* EvilPrince: Prince Heinel of the Boazanians, who's
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* SpaceWhaleAesop: Don't be racist, or Cool Cat will whoop your ass, and you'll be defeated by the BigBadEnsemble of ''Berserk''.
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* SpaceWhaleAesop: Don't be racist, or Cool Cat will whoop your ass, and you'll be defeated by the BigBadEnsemble of ''Berserk''.ass.
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*UnholyMatrimony: Heinel is more or less a psychopath, and Katherine likes to punt camels. They're in love.
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*YouKilledMyFather: Ronald McDonald was Moon Man's former master. When Barney killed him, Moon Man wanted {{Revenge}}.
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* ADayInTheLimelight: Chapter 6 is centered entirely around the reader's grandpa, [[spoiler: and ends with him dying.]]
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* ADayInTheLimelight: Chapter 6 is centered entirely around the reader's grandpa, [[spoiler: and ends with him dying.]]See RotatingProtagonist
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''Cool Cat And The Beauty Of War And Destruction'' is a deliberate SoBadItsGood [[{{Crossover}} Crossover Fic]] of ''Film/CoolCatSavesTheKids, Film/AmericanPsycho, Film/TheDictator'', ''Advertising/McDonaldland'' and ''Anime/VoltesV'' published on Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn.
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''Cool Cat And The Beauty Of War And Destruction'' is a deliberate SoBadItsGood [[{{Crossover}} Crossover Fic]] {{Crossover}} TrollFic of ''Film/CoolCatSavesTheKids, Film/AmericanPsycho, Film/TheDictator'', ''Advertising/McDonaldland'' and ''Anime/VoltesV'' published on Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn.
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*EvilPrince: Prince Heinel of the Boazanians, who's aliied with fellow evil monarch Admiral-General Aladeen. [[WeUsedToBeFriends At first]].
*{{Malaproper}}: The author refers to Ronald McDonald as "Ronald ''Mac''Donald".
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** Chapter 6, ''Ronald MacDonald: The Shittypasta'': 👴, [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Ronald McDonald]]
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** Chapter 6, ''Ronald MacDonald: [=MacDonald=]: The Shittypasta'': 👴, [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Ronald McDonald]]
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--> Patrick looked at the useless piece of crap. "Evelyn". He said.
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* QuestionableCasting: In-universe. When the yuppies make a live-action adaptation of ''Voltes V'', they hire all their friends to play the roles instead of professional actors.
--> To celebrate this victory, Patrick and the yuppies decide to make their own movie. The movie was called "Voltes V: Electric Boogaloo" and was a live action adaptation of the anime, Voltes V. Paul Allen was to play Kenichi Gō, the hero of the story. Timothy Bryce was to play Daijiro Gō, Kenichi's little brother and martial artist. Craig McDermott was to play Hiyoshi Gō, the youngest of the Gō brothers and an inventor. David Van Patten was to play Ippei Mine, the cowboy. Marcus Halberstram was to play the ninja girl Megumi Oka. Jean was to play Mitsuyo Gō, the mother of the Gō family while Luis Carruthers was to play Kentaro Gō, their missing father. Voltes V was played by Christie, with Sabrina as it's stunt double. Donald Kimball was to play Professor Hamaguchi. Prince Heinel, the evil sexy Prince, was to be played by Patrick Bateman, who also directed the movie. Katherine, his girlfriend, was to be played by Mama Cat.
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* WhatTheHellCastingAgency: In-universe. When the yuppies make a live-action adaptation of ''Voltes V'', they hire all their friends to play the roles instead of professional actors.
--> To celebrate this victory, Patrick and the yuppies decide to make their own movie. The movie was called "Voltes V: Electric Boogaloo" and was a live action adaptation of the anime, Voltes V. Paul Allen was to play Kenichi Gō, the hero of the story. Timothy Bryce was to play Daijiro Gō, Kenichi's little brother and martial artist. Craig McDermott was to play Hiyoshi Gō, the youngest of the Gō brothers and an inventor. David Van Patten was to play Ippei Mine, the cowboy. Marcus Halberstram was to play the ninja girl Megumi Oka. Jean was to play Mitsuyo Gō, the mother of the Gō family while Luis Carruthers was to play Kentaro Gō, their missing father. Voltes V was played by Christie, with Sabrina as it's stunt double. Donald Kimball was to play Professor Hamaguchi. Prince Heinel, the evil sexy Prince, was to be played by Patrick Bateman, who also directed the movie. Katherine, his girlfriend, was to be played by Mama Cat.
--> To celebrate this victory, Patrick and the yuppies decide to make their own movie. The movie was called "Voltes V: Electric Boogaloo" and was a live action adaptation of the anime, Voltes V. Paul Allen was to play Kenichi Gō, the hero of the story. Timothy Bryce was to play Daijiro Gō, Kenichi's little brother and martial artist. Craig McDermott was to play Hiyoshi Gō, the youngest of the Gō brothers and an inventor. David Van Patten was to play Ippei Mine, the cowboy. Marcus Halberstram was to play the ninja girl Megumi Oka. Jean was to play Mitsuyo Gō, the mother of the Gō family while Luis Carruthers was to play Kentaro Gō, their missing father. Voltes V was played by Christie, with Sabrina as it's stunt double. Donald Kimball was to play Professor Hamaguchi. Prince Heinel, the evil sexy Prince, was to be played by Patrick Bateman, who also directed the movie. Katherine, his girlfriend, was to be played by Mama Cat.
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--> Mama Cat knew that when she married Daddy Derek, she was marrying a man coveted by the rest of Hollywood. As a porn star, Daddy Derek would frequently be hired by the elites of Hollywood for entertainment. [[spoiler: The Hollywood elites loved to use Daddy Derek's nude body because they could huff cocaine off of it. This made Mama Cat insecure. She would frequently get into arguments with Daddy Derek over this. She often brought up that she wanted Daddy Derek to only be intimate to her, but Daddy Derek mocked her for not having a job and said that someone had to bring in the money. To cope, Mama Cat began drinking. She drank while pregnant with Cool Cat which is why he is the way he is. After Cool Cat was born Mama Cat hoped he would fix their broken marriage but instead, he made it worse, as he grew up to be, well, Cool Cat. Fed up with her husband's behaviour, Mama Cat started clubbing at nights and began sleeping with both men and women. Daddy Derek never knew and assumed she was at her job. One day, she caught the eye of Paul Allen, and he wanted to speak to her but he was too shy. Patrick saw this and decided to fuck Mama Cat to flex on Paul.]]
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--> [[spoiler: Mama Cat knew that when she married Daddy Derek, she was marrying a man coveted by the rest of Hollywood. As a porn star, Daddy Derek would frequently be hired by the elites of Hollywood for entertainment. [[spoiler: The Hollywood elites loved to use Daddy Derek's nude body because they could huff cocaine off of it. This made Mama Cat insecure. She would frequently get into arguments with Daddy Derek over this. She often brought up that she wanted Daddy Derek to only be intimate to her, but Daddy Derek mocked her for not having a job and said that someone had to bring in the money. To cope, Mama Cat began drinking. She drank while pregnant with Cool Cat which is why he is the way he is. After Cool Cat was born Mama Cat hoped he would fix their broken marriage but instead, he made it worse, as he grew up to be, well, Cool Cat. Fed up with her husband's behaviour, Mama Cat started clubbing at nights and began sleeping with both men and women. Daddy Derek never knew and assumed she was at her job. One day, she caught the eye of Paul Allen, and he wanted to speak to her but he was too shy. Patrick saw this and decided to fuck Mama Cat to flex on Paul.]]]]
*BigBadEnsemble: The Yuppies that control Hollywood.
*BigBadEnsemble: The Yuppies that control Hollywood.
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** Moon Man speaks with GratuitousGerman in chapter 1, but this is suddenly forgotten as the fic goes on
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** Moon Man speaks with GratuitousGerman in chapter 1, but this is suddenly forgotten as the fic goes onon.
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* AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle: Whenever Moon Man is defeated, the other characters (or the narrator) will pause to tell you, the reader, that racism is bad.
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*AnAesop: Racism is bad, child abuse is bad, and bullying kids will motivate them to shoot up your school.
* AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle:Whenever After Moon Man is defeated, the other characters (or the narrator) will pause Cool Cat pauses to tell you, the reader, that racism is bad.
* AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle:
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* BilingualDialogue: While Heinel speaks in French, none of the other Boazanians do. Hence, their dialogue is of Heinel speaking in French and them responding in English.
* BitchInSheepsClothing: Aladeen and Nadal present themselves as allies to the Boazanian Empire, but srecretly covet their etchnology and fear their potential as
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* BilingualDialogue: While BilingualDialogue:
**While Heinel speaks in French, none of the other Boazanians do. Hence, their dialogue is of Heinel speaking in French and them responding in English.
**Moon Man speaks with GratuitousGerman in chapter 1, but this is suddenly forgotten as the fic goes on
* BitchInSheepsClothing: Aladeen and Nadal present themselves as allies to the Boazanian Empire, butsrecretly secretly covet their etchnology technology and fear their potential as potential.
**While Heinel speaks in French, none of the other Boazanians do. Hence, their dialogue is of Heinel speaking in French and them responding in English.
**Moon Man speaks with GratuitousGerman in chapter 1, but this is suddenly forgotten as the fic goes on
* BitchInSheepsClothing: Aladeen and Nadal present themselves as allies to the Boazanian Empire, but
*CelebrityParadox:
**''Anime/VoltesV'' is established to be an anime in Chapter 3, but the characters from it appear in Chapters 4 and 5. Chapter 5 even ends with Kenichi remarking that they should watch the movie based on their anime at the cinema.
**In his rap, Daddy Derek mocks Patrick Bateman for being the icon of internet "Literally Me" memes. Later, Patrick repeats the same thing to Butch.
**''Anime/VoltesV'' is established to be an anime in Chapter 3, but the characters from it appear in Chapters 4 and 5. Chapter 5 even ends with Kenichi remarking that they should watch the movie based on their anime at the cinema.
**In his rap, Daddy Derek mocks Patrick Bateman for being the icon of internet "Literally Me" memes. Later, Patrick repeats the same thing to Butch.
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* GratuitousFrench: Heinel speaks only and exclusively in French, as a nod to Boazania being a FantasyCounterpartCulture to UsefulNotes/{{France}}. However, when he meets the Voltes team, his [[ArchEnemy Arch-Enemies]], he becomes so angry ''he forgets this''.
-->'''Heinel:''' "Voltes V, stay out of this fight, this is between me and Aladeen alone" said Prince Heinel, so enraged that he forgot for a second that he was supposed to be French. "You all shall go to hell if you interfere. Aside!"
-->'''Heinel:''' "Voltes V, stay out of this fight, this is between me and Aladeen alone" said Prince Heinel, so enraged that he forgot for a second that he was supposed to be French. "You all shall go to hell if you interfere. Aside!"
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* GratuitousFrench: Heinel speaks only and exclusively in French, as which is a nod to Boazania being a FantasyCounterpartCulture to UsefulNotes/{{France}}. However, when he meets the Voltes team, his [[ArchEnemy Arch-Enemies]], he becomes so angry ''he forgets this''.
-->'''Heinel:'''he ''starts speaking English''.
--> "Voltes V, stay out of this fight, this is between me and Aladeen alone" said Prince Heinel, so enraged that he forgot for a second that he was supposed to be French. "You all shall go to hell if you interfere. Aside!"
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--> "Voltes V, stay out of this fight, this is between me and Aladeen alone" said Prince Heinel, so enraged that he forgot for a second that he was supposed to be French. "You all shall go to hell if you interfere. Aside!"
*KidsAreCruel: Both Cool Cat and Butch count. Cool Cat is an insensetive asshole who shows more compassion to a school shooter than he does to an abuse victim, while Butch acts as Patrick Bateman's [[TheDragon Dragon.]]
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** At one point, Patrick Bateman calls Heinel a [[Fanfic/MyImmortal mediocre dunce]].
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** At one point, Patrick Bateman calls Heinel a [[Fanfic/MyImmortal "[[Fanfic/MyImmortal mediocre dunce]].dunce]]".
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* AdaptationalHeroism: The Boazanians, as a whole. Heinel is still an EvilPrince, but he's willing to make pacts with humans and [[spoiler: agrees to leave Earth afterwards.]] Zambajil is still an awful PlanetBaron but [[spoiler: of eventually gives up trying to kill his nephew and allows him to succeed him as Emperor.]] Played with in the case Zuhl, who tries to tell the world "the truth" about 9/11, but is kicked to death by Katherine for it.
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* AdaptationalHeroism: The Boazanians, as a whole. Heinel is still an EvilPrince, but he's willing to make pacts with humans and [[spoiler: agrees to leave Earth afterwards.]] Zambajil is still an awful PlanetBaron but [[spoiler: of eventually gives up trying to kill his nephew and allows him to succeed him as Emperor.]] Played with in the case of Zuhl, who tries to tell the world "the truth" about 9/11, but is kicked to death by Katherine for it.
*AllLovingHero: Cool Cat. He refuses to follow Bateman like the rest of the Hollywoodians, and declares that "Friends are COOOOOOOO-OOOOL!".
*AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle: Whenever Moon Man is defeated, the other characters (or the narrator) will pause to tell you, the reader, that racism is bad.
*AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle: Whenever Moon Man is defeated, the other characters (or the narrator) will pause to tell you, the reader, that racism is bad.
*BitchInSheepsClothing: Aladeen and Nadal present themselves as allies to the Boazanian Empire, but srecretly covet their etchnology and fear their potential as
--> In the video, Aladeen and Nadal were talking about the Boazanians. "They're rather strong. Unlike any ally we've ever had" admitted Aladeen. "Yes, an ally with this much power cannot be allowed to stand." replied Nadal. "But behold, my latest invention." He pulled back the cloth. "I have studied the Boazanians' technology, and by stealing their data, made my own Beast Knight. We will use it to defeat the Boazanians." "Hahahaha" the two laughed evilly.
--> In the video, Aladeen and Nadal were talking about the Boazanians. "They're rather strong. Unlike any ally we've ever had" admitted Aladeen. "Yes, an ally with this much power cannot be allowed to stand." replied Nadal. "But behold, my latest invention." He pulled back the cloth. "I have studied the Boazanians' technology, and by stealing their data, made my own Beast Knight. We will use it to defeat the Boazanians." "Hahahaha" the two laughed evilly.
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** Prince Heinel also seems to know he's in a fanfiction.
--> Suddenly, Heinel realized something! He was in a Tomino work! It has been 3.493746 seconds and nobody had died yet! He had to fix this!
--> Suddenly, Heinel realized something! He was in a Tomino work! It has been 3.493746 seconds and nobody had died yet! He had to fix this!
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be aware of his surroundings.
--> Suddenly, Heinel realized something! He was in aTomino [[Creator/YoshiyukiTomino Tomino]] work! It has been 3.493746 seconds and nobody had died yet! He had to fix this!
--> Suddenly, Heinel realized something! He was in a
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* CardCarryingVillain:
** Moon Man, who screams about how much he hates minorities and plays a racist song on the piano.
** Aladeen and Nadal as well.
--> In the video, Aladeen and Nadal were talking about the Boazanians. "They're rather strong. Unlike any ally we've ever had" admitted Aladeen. "Yes, an ally with this much power cannot be allowed to stand." replied Nadal. "But behold, my latest invention." He pulled back the cloth. "I have studied the Boazanians' technology, and by stealing their data, made my own Beast Knight. We will use it to defeat the Boazanians." "Hahahaha" the two laughed evilly.
** Moon Man, who screams about how much he hates minorities and plays a racist song on the piano.
** Aladeen and Nadal as well.
--> In the video, Aladeen and Nadal were talking about the Boazanians. "They're rather strong. Unlike any ally we've ever had" admitted Aladeen. "Yes, an ally with this much power cannot be allowed to stand." replied Nadal. "But behold, my latest invention." He pulled back the cloth. "I have studied the Boazanians' technology, and by stealing their data, made my own Beast Knight. We will use it to defeat the Boazanians." "Hahahaha" the two laughed evilly.
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* CardCarryingVillain:
**CardCarryingVillain: Moon Man, who screams about how much he hates minorities and plays a racist song on the piano.
** Aladeen and Nadal as well.
--> In the video, Aladeen and Nadal were talking about the Boazanians. "They're rather strong. Unlike any ally we've ever had" admitted Aladeen. "Yes, an ally with this much power cannot be allowed to stand." replied Nadal. "But behold, my latest invention." He pulled back the cloth. "I have studied the Boazanians' technology, and by stealing their data, made my own Beast Knight. We will use it to defeat the Boazanians." "Hahahaha" the two laughed evilly.piano.
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** Aladeen and Nadal as well.
--> In the video, Aladeen and Nadal were talking about the Boazanians. "They're rather strong. Unlike any ally we've ever had" admitted Aladeen. "Yes, an ally with this much power cannot be allowed to stand." replied Nadal. "But behold, my latest invention." He pulled back the cloth. "I have studied the Boazanians' technology, and by stealing their data, made my own Beast Knight. We will use it to defeat the Boazanians." "Hahahaha" the two laughed evilly.
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--> He decided to go shopping for tapes online and one caught his eye "Ronald McDonald adventures in McDonaldland- the lost episodes". "I should buy this" he said. "Sir no" said the cashier. "That tape is haunted and whoever watches it dies in 7 days."
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--> He decided to go shopping for tapes online and one caught his eye "Ronald McDonald "[[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Ronald McDonald]] adventures in McDonaldland- Advertising/McDonaldland- the lost episodes". "I should buy this" he said. "Sir no" said the cashier. "That tape is haunted and whoever watches it dies in 7 days."
*DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment:
--> Patrick Bateman laughed an evil laugh. "Finally, I can take over Hollywood". He declared himself the new Emperor of Hollywood.
--> Patrick Bateman laughed an evil laugh. "Finally, I can take over Hollywood". He declared himself the new Emperor of Hollywood.
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* DramaticEllipsis: Three times. Daddy Derek, The Hamburgular and Butch the Bully are introduced this way.
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* DramaticEllipsis: Three times. Daddy Derek, The Hamburgular and Butch the Bully are introduced this way.with "It was....[CHARACTER NAME]".
*DrugsAreBad: The Hollywood Elites are mentioned to enjoy "huffing cocaine" off of Daddy Derek's nude body.
*EvilLaugh: Patrick is said to have an EvilLaugh.
*DrugsAreBad: The Hollywood Elites are mentioned to enjoy "huffing cocaine" off of Daddy Derek's nude body.
*EvilLaugh: Patrick is said to have an EvilLaugh.
*FictionalCountry: In this fic, Hollywood is a country that neighbours America. All of the denizens are Hollywood elites, and they own slaves.
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-->'''Heinel:''' Voltes V, stay out of this fight, this is between me and Aladeen alone" said Prince Heinel, so enraged that he forgot for a second that he was supposed to be French. "You all shall go to hell if you interfere. Aside!"
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-->'''Heinel:''' Voltes "Voltes V, stay out of this fight, this is between me and Aladeen alone" said Prince Heinel, so enraged that he forgot for a second that he was supposed to be French. "You all shall go to hell if you interfere. Aside!"
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-->'''Author's note:''' sorry, my mum doesn't let me say the p word. love u mum x
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* ManipulativeBastard: Moon Man lies to Cool Cat about how [[spoiler: Daddy Derek died]] so that he could get him on his side to defeat Barney.
-->[[spoiler: "Yes. I know it's a misconception that Daddy Derek was executed by Emperor Bateman. But the truth is, your father was already dying! Before they could start their rap battle, Barney appeared out of nowhere and shot him. He then got osteoperosis and died." explained Moon Man.]]
-->[[spoiler: "Yes. I know it's a misconception that Daddy Derek was executed by Emperor Bateman. But the truth is, your father was already dying! Before they could start their rap battle, Barney appeared out of nowhere and shot him. He then got osteoperosis and died." explained Moon Man.]]
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* LoveTriangle: Paul Allen loves Mama Cat, but she was seduced by Bateman. This is despite the fact that she's already married to Daddy Derek. Then, it's revealed that Bateman never loved her anyway because his true love is Y/N.
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* LoveTriangle: Paul Allen loves Mama Cat, but she was seduced by Bateman. This is despite the fact that she's already married to Daddy Derek. Then, it's revealed that Bateman never loved her anyway because his true love is Y/N.you, the reader.
* LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler: Patrick Bateman is Butch's father.]]
* ManipulativeBastard: Moon Man lies to Cool Cat about how [[spoiler: Daddy Derek died]] so that he could get him on his side to defeat Barney.
-->[[spoiler: "Yes. I know it's a misconception that Daddy Derek was executed by Emperor Bateman. But the truth is, your father was already dying! Before they could start their rap battle, Barney appeared out of nowhere and shot him. He then got osteoperosis and died." explained Moon Man.]]
* MundaneMadeAwesome: In the finale, Butch uses a washing machine as a SuperRobot.
* LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler: Patrick Bateman is Butch's father.]]
* ManipulativeBastard: Moon Man lies to Cool Cat about how [[spoiler: Daddy Derek died]] so that he could get him on his side to defeat Barney.
-->[[spoiler: "Yes. I know it's a misconception that Daddy Derek was executed by Emperor Bateman. But the truth is, your father was already dying! Before they could start their rap battle, Barney appeared out of nowhere and shot him. He then got osteoperosis and died." explained Moon Man.]]
* MundaneMadeAwesome: In the finale, Butch uses a washing machine as a SuperRobot.
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* LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler: Patrick Bateman is Butch's father.]]
* MundaneMadeAwesome: In the finale, Butch uses a washing machine as a SuperRobot.
* MundaneMadeAwesome: In the finale, Butch uses a washing machine as a SuperRobot.
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*RotatingProtagonist: While the fic has Cool Cat in the title, he's only the protagonist for three chapters. Due to the CastHerd, each chapter has a different main character(s).
**Chapter 1, ''Where Empires Go To Die'': Cool Cat.
**Chapter 2, ''What is Passion?'': Daddy Derek.
**Chapter 3, ''Cinema Time'': Patrick Bateman.
**Chapter 4, ''The Start of Aladeengelion'': Prince Heinel, General-Admiral Aladeen.
**Chapter 5, ''The End of Aladeengelion'': Prince Heinel, General-Admiral Aladeen.
**Chapter 6, ''Ronald MacDonald: The Shittypasta'': 👴, [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Ronald McDonald]]
**Chapter 7, ''Cool Cat Stops A School Shooting'': Cool Cat, [[spoiler: Moon Man.]]
**Chapter 8, ''Here Comes The Sun'': Cool Cat, [[spoiler: Moon Man and Butch the Bully.]]
**Chapter 1, ''Where Empires Go To Die'': Cool Cat.
**Chapter 2, ''What is Passion?'': Daddy Derek.
**Chapter 3, ''Cinema Time'': Patrick Bateman.
**Chapter 4, ''The Start of Aladeengelion'': Prince Heinel, General-Admiral Aladeen.
**Chapter 5, ''The End of Aladeengelion'': Prince Heinel, General-Admiral Aladeen.
**Chapter 6, ''Ronald MacDonald: The Shittypasta'': 👴, [[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Ronald McDonald]]
**Chapter 7, ''Cool Cat Stops A School Shooting'': Cool Cat, [[spoiler: Moon Man.]]
**Chapter 8, ''Here Comes The Sun'': Cool Cat, [[spoiler: Moon Man and Butch the Bully.]]
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* AdaptationalHeroism: The Boazanians, as a whole. Heinel is still an EvilPrince, but he's willing to make pacts with humans and [[spoiler: agrees to leave Earth afterwards.]] Zambajil is still an awful PlanetBaron but [[spoiler: eventually gives up trying to kill his nephew and allows him to succeed him as Emperor.]] Played with in the case Zuhl, who tries to tell the world "the truth" about 9/11, but is kicked to death by Katherine for it.
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* AdaptationalHeroism: The Boazanians, as a whole. Heinel is still an EvilPrince, but he's willing to make pacts with humans and [[spoiler: agrees to leave Earth afterwards.]] Zambajil is still an awful PlanetBaron but [[spoiler: of eventually gives up trying to kill his nephew and allows him to succeed him as Emperor.]] Played with in the case Zuhl, who tries to tell the world "the truth" about 9/11, but is kicked to death by Katherine for it.
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* AdaptationalHeroism: The Boazanians, as a whole. Heinel is still an EvilPrince, but he's willing to make pacts with humans and [[spoilers: [[spoiler: agrees to leave Earth afterwards.]] Zambajil is still an awful PlanetBaron but [[spoiler: eventually gives up trying to kill his nephew and allows him to succeed him as Emperor.]] Played with in the case Zuhl, who tries to tell the world "the truth" about 9/11, but is kicked to death by Katherine for it.
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After the Emperor of Hollywood is mysteriously assassinated in the middle of the night, Patrick Bateman resumes the throne and begins to terrorize UsefulNotes/UnitedStatesOfAmerica. While most of his fellow Hollywood elites are in support of him, except Cool Cat, who denounces his cruelty. Cool Cat fights his forces one by one, but Patrick's alliances span far and wide.
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After the Emperor of Hollywood is mysteriously assassinated in the middle of the night, Patrick Bateman resumes the throne and begins to terrorize the UsefulNotes/UnitedStatesOfAmerica. While most of his fellow Hollywood elites are in support of him, except Cool Cat, who denounces his cruelty. Cool Cat fights his forces one by one, but Patrick's alliances span far and wide.
*AdaptationalSexuality:
**Patrick is bisexual, being attracted to Mama Cat, Prince Heinel and the reader.
**[[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Happy]] found out who Ronald's old high school crushes were and slept with all of them.
**Patrick is bisexual, being attracted to Mama Cat, Prince Heinel and the reader.
**[[UsefulNotes/McDonalds Happy]] found out who Ronald's old high school crushes were and slept with all of them.
* AristocratsAreEvil: In line with his canon counterpart, Patrick is a wealthy playboy who enjoys killing people. Except here, he's an Emperor, while in the original film he was a stockbroker.
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** In the chapter notes of Chapter 3, ''Cinema Time'', they criticize ''Series/VoltesVLegacy'' and call it bad. The chapter is also about the yuppies of Pierce & Pierce making a live-action adaptation of ''Anime/VoltesV'' which received negative reviews. The author also mentions that they pirated the series as they aren't a Tagalog speaker.
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** In the chapter notes of Chapter 3, ''Cinema Time'', they criticize ''Series/VoltesVLegacy'' and call it bad. The chapter is also about the yuppies of Pierce & Pierce making a live-action adaptation of ''Anime/VoltesV'' which received negative reviews. The author also mentions that they pirated the series as they aren't a Tagalog speaker. They also lampoon the Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse over it's overuse of CasualDangerDialogue.
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**After defeating Moon Man, Cool Cat temporarily does this to drop AnAesop.
**After defeating Moon Man, Cool Cat temporarily does this to drop AnAesop.
**Prince Heinel also seems to know he's in a fanfiction.
--> Suddenly, Heinel realized something! He was in a Tomino work! It has been 3.493746 seconds and nobody had died yet! He had to fix this!
--> Suddenly, Heinel realized something! He was in a Tomino work! It has been 3.493746 seconds and nobody had died yet! He had to fix this!
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* CardCarryingVillain: Moon Man, who screams about how much he hates minorities and plays a racist song on the piano.
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*CasualDangerDialogue: Parodied. At one point the reader and Patrick Bateman have a sex scene, and the reader yells out things like "Well....that just happened" and "he's right behind me isn't he!" after every sexual act Bateman performs.
*CardCarryingVillain: Moon CardCarryingVillain:
**Moon Man, who screams about how much he hates minorities and plays a racist song on thepiano.piano.
**Aladeen and Nadal as well.
--> In the video, Aladeen and Nadal were talking about the Boazanians. "They're rather strong. Unlike any ally we've ever had" admitted Aladeen. "Yes, an ally with this much power cannot be allowed to stand." replied Nadal. "But behold, my latest invention." He pulled back the cloth. "I have studied the Boazanians' technology, and by stealing their data, made my own Beast Knight. We will use it to defeat the Boazanians." "Hahahaha" the two laughed evilly.
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**Moon Man, who screams about how much he hates minorities and plays a racist song on the
**Aladeen and Nadal as well.
--> In the video, Aladeen and Nadal were talking about the Boazanians. "They're rather strong. Unlike any ally we've ever had" admitted Aladeen. "Yes, an ally with this much power cannot be allowed to stand." replied Nadal. "But behold, my latest invention." He pulled back the cloth. "I have studied the Boazanians' technology, and by stealing their data, made my own Beast Knight. We will use it to defeat the Boazanians." "Hahahaha" the two laughed evilly.
*{{Creepypasta}}: Parodied in chapter 6, where a character is told to his face that the tape is haunted and will kill him, but chooses to disregard it as a "prank".
--> He decided to go shopping for tapes online and one caught his eye "Ronald McDonald adventures in McDonaldland- the lost episodes". "I should buy this" he said. "Sir no" said the cashier. "That tape is haunted and whoever watches it dies in 7 days."
--> "Enough from you!" yelled 👴, taking out his cane and smacking the cashier. "You youngins and your pranks. Shame on you for targeting an old man like me". He took his tape home and played them.
--> He decided to go shopping for tapes online and one caught his eye "Ronald McDonald adventures in McDonaldland- the lost episodes". "I should buy this" he said. "Sir no" said the cashier. "That tape is haunted and whoever watches it dies in 7 days."
--> "Enough from you!" yelled 👴, taking out his cane and smacking the cashier. "You youngins and your pranks. Shame on you for targeting an old man like me". He took his tape home and played them.
*DissonantSerenity: Katherine in Chapter 4.
--> The Boazanians actually had no idea what to do with the camels, so Katherine had them punted at Big Falcon via slingshot. She didn't expect them to splatter into remains, not that it stopped her from punting more.
--> The Boazanians actually had no idea what to do with the camels, so Katherine had them punted at Big Falcon via slingshot. She didn't expect them to splatter into remains, not that it stopped her from punting more.
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* {{Jerkass}}: The reader. When they're told their grandfather might die, they reply with "POGGERS".
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** Heinel speaking French is a reference to Boazania being UsefulNotes/{{France}} [[FantasyCounterpartCulture -inspired]] and ''Anime/VoltesV'' 's plot essentially being UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution [[JustForFun/InSpace In Space]].
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** Heinel speaking French is a reference to Boazania being UsefulNotes/{{France}} [[FantasyCounterpartCulture -inspired]] and ''Anime/VoltesV'' 's plot essentially being UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution [[JustForFun/InSpace In Space]].JustForFun/InSpace.
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* SpaceWhaleAesop: Don't be racist, or Cool Cat will whoop your ass, and you'll be defeated by the BigBadEnsemble of ''Berserk''.
* TakeThat: Quite a few, thanks to AuthorTract.
--> Aladeen knew that Patrick liked good music so he changed Aladeen's music tapes to [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Mori Calliope]]'s music.
* TeensAreMonsters: [[spoiler: At The Hamburgular's school, he was bullied so badly that he decided to acommit a school shooting in retaliation. After he commits suicide, all the students cry and mourn him because they realize that if they had treated him better, he wouldn't have done what he did.]]
* ThePowerOfLove: This is how Patrick's SuperRobot is powered. He screams his love for you, the reader, and overpowers Shugoshin Godol.
* TooDumbToLive: Heinel, who doesn't realize that Aladeen is ''repeatedly trying to kill him'' until he finds a video of Aladeen and Nadal badmouthing the Boazanians. Luckily, he survives.
* TakeThat: Quite a few, thanks to AuthorTract.
--> Aladeen knew that Patrick liked good music so he changed Aladeen's music tapes to [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Mori Calliope]]'s music.
* TeensAreMonsters: [[spoiler: At The Hamburgular's school, he was bullied so badly that he decided to acommit a school shooting in retaliation. After he commits suicide, all the students cry and mourn him because they realize that if they had treated him better, he wouldn't have done what he did.]]
* ThePowerOfLove: This is how Patrick's SuperRobot is powered. He screams his love for you, the reader, and overpowers Shugoshin Godol.
* TooDumbToLive: Heinel, who doesn't realize that Aladeen is ''repeatedly trying to kill him'' until he finds a video of Aladeen and Nadal badmouthing the Boazanians. Luckily, he survives.
* ThePowerOfLove: This is how Patrick's SuperRobot is powered. He screams his love for you, the reader, and overpowers Shugoshin Godol.
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* RichBitch: Patrick Bateman. He even mocks Derek for being poor in his rap.
**At one point, Patrick Bateman calls Heinel a [[Fanfic/MyImmortal mediocre dunce]].
* SpaceWhaleAesop: Don't be racist, or Cool Cat will whoop your ass, and you'll be defeated by the BigBadEnsemble of ''Berserk''.
* TakeThat: Quite a few, thanks to AuthorTract.
--> Aladeen knew that Patrick liked good music so he changed Aladeen's music tapes to [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Mori Calliope]]'s music.
--> Patrick looked at the useless piece of crap. "Evelyn". He said.
* TeensAreMonsters: [[spoiler: At The Hamburgular's school, he was bullied so badly that he decided to acommit a school shooting in retaliation. After he commits suicide, all the students cry and mourn him because they realize that if they had treated him better, he wouldn't have done what he did.]]
* TooDumbToLive: Heinel, who doesn't realize that Aladeen is ''repeatedly trying to kill him'' until he finds a video of Aladeen and Nadal badmouthing the Boazanians. Luckily, he survives.
* TakeThat: Quite a few, thanks to AuthorTract.
--> Aladeen knew that Patrick liked good music so he changed Aladeen's music tapes to [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Mori Calliope]]'s music.
--> Patrick looked at the useless piece of crap. "Evelyn". He said.
* TeensAreMonsters: [[spoiler: At The Hamburgular's school, he was bullied so badly that he decided to acommit a school shooting in retaliation. After he commits suicide, all the students cry and mourn him because they realize that if they had treated him better, he wouldn't have done what he did.]]
* TooDumbToLive: Heinel, who doesn't realize that Aladeen is ''repeatedly trying to kill him'' until he finds a video of Aladeen and Nadal badmouthing the Boazanians. Luckily, he survives.
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* YouNoTakeCandle: It could have been deliberate, but the fic is riddled with grammatical errors.errors.
-->"Derek meet your my new husband"
--> Godol and Gundaladeen decided that the first to knock down the biggest building is winner.
--> Happy found out who Ronald's old high school crushes were and slept with each and everyone one of them.
-->"Derek meet your my new husband"
--> Godol and Gundaladeen decided that the first to knock down the biggest building is winner.
--> Happy found out who Ronald's old high school crushes were and slept with each and everyone one of them.
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* ADayInTheLimelight: Chapyter 6 is dedicated entirely to the reader's grandpa, [[spoiler: which ends with him dying.]]
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* ADayInTheLimelight: Chapyter Chapter 6 is dedicated centered entirely to around the reader's grandpa, [[spoiler: which and ends with him dying.]]
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* {{Unperson}}: [[spoiler: After Daddy Derek, this happens to him.]]
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* {{Unperson}}: [[spoiler: After Daddy Derek, Derek dies a RasputinianDeath, this happens to him.]]
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-->''Nothing brings your heart joy, you don't know how to love,''
-->''A fucking business card made you feel like you weren't above,''
-->''You're idolized by teenage boys, and then discarded in favour of Ryan Gosling's new flick,''
-->''Now make like him and DRIVE off a cliff!''
-->-- '''Daddy Derek'''
''Cool Cat And The Beauty Of War And Destruction'' is a deliberate SoBadItsGood [[{{Crossover}} Crossover Fic]] of ''Film/CoolCatSavesTheKids, Film/AmericanPsycho, Film/TheDictator'', ''Advertising/McDonaldland'' and ''Anime/VoltesV'' published on Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn.
After the Emperor of Hollywood is mysteriously assassinated in the middle of the night, Patrick Bateman resumes the throne and begins to terrorize UsefulNotes/UnitedStatesOfAmerica. While most of his fellow Hollywood elites are in support of him, except Cool Cat, who denounces his cruelty. Cool Cat fights his forces one by one, but Patrick's alliances span far and wide.
When it's found that Mama Cat betrayed him, and his father loses to Patrick in a rap battle and gets the death penalty, Cool Cat is forced to flee. Meanwhile, Patrick uses his power to terrorize the innocents further and date the reader.
Cool Cat finds that Patrick isn't his only adversary, and he's forced to make alliances with some of his own former enemies to put an end to this needless war. Things are made more complicated with the appearance of [[Film/TheDictator General Aladeen]], [[Anime/VoltesV Prince Heinel]] and [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney]], the latter of who murdered Ronald [=McDonald=] in cold blood. Amidst this chaos is Cool Cat's old foe Butch the Bully, who has ties to Patrick Bateman....but for what reason?
The fic can be read [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/49928668 here]], but be warned - it ''is'' a CrackFic and you may lose quite a few braincells trying to make sense of what's going on. The fic is also packed with gratuitous violence in almost every chapter.
For what it's worth, it at least has a coherent story.
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*AdaptationalBadass: Daddy Derek and Patrick Bateman apparently served in UsefulNotes/{{Afghanistan}} together.
*AdaptationalHeroism: The Boazanians, as a whole. Heinel is still an EvilPrince, but he's willing to make pacts with humans and [[spoilers: agrees to leave Earth afterwards.]] Zambajil is still an awful PlanetBaron but [[spoiler: eventually gives up trying to kill his nephew and allows him to succeed him as Emperor.]] Played with in the case Zuhl, who tries to tell the world "the truth" about 9/11, but is kicked to death by Katherine for it.
*AdaptationalJerkass:
**Mama Cat cheats on Daddy Derek with Patrick Bateman because of their AwfulWeddedLife.
**Happy rubs his fame as the new UsefulNotes/McDonalds mascot into Ronald's face, which eventually causes him to snap and kill him.
**When Butch tells him his DarkAndTroubledPast, Cool Cat states that if he was a bit nicer, his daddy would love him. He then rubs in his relationship with Daddy Derek in his face.
*AdaptationalNationality: Moon Man speaks with a German accent in the first chapter, but the author forgets this in the later chapters and has him speak in a standard accent.
*AdaptationalRelationshipOverhaul: In the original anime, Heinel and Katherine had many moments of ShipTease, but [[spoiler: their romance ended tragically when Katherine died to save Heinel, with Heinel realizing he was in love with her all along afterwards.]] Here, she's his girlfriend, [[spoiler: and they even get married in the end.]]
*AdaptationalSuperpowerChange: Cool Cat has the power of CartoonPhysics (despite originating from a live-action film), which is how he defeats Moon Man's {{Mooks}}.
*AdaptationalVillainy:
**Ronald is mentioned to be a part of the now-disbanded WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch.
**Barney, who was arrested for a NoodleIncident.
-->'''Barney:''' "I've been waiting a long time to see you again, Ronald! After they hauled me off to jail for "insanity", I thought I'd never hold your hand ever again! But I broke out! I bore months of abuse and humiliation to plan my escape, and by my own hands, I am free. I choked every single cop and warden involved in my arrest and their graves are desecrated too. Now you and I can be together forever and ever!"
**Butch kicks out the inhabitants of a homeless shelter so he can modify it into his lair.
**The Hamburgular [[spoiler: ''commits a school shooting.'' Luckily, Cool Cat and Moon Man thwart him.]]
*ADayInTheLimelight: Chapyter 6 is dedicated entirely to the reader's grandpa, [[spoiler: which ends with him dying.]]
*ArchEnemy:
**Daddy Derek and Patrick Bateman. Patrick steals his wife, and they have a rap battle, where [[spoiler: Patrick emerges victorious.]]
**Prince Heinel and General Aladeen, who used to be friends, until Aladeen disrespected the name of Boazania. As a result, they duke it out in their respective [[HumongousMecha Humongous Mechas]], with the winner having a holiday to celebrate. The fic also refers to the Voltes team as Heinel's Arch-enemies, but they have a minimal role.
**Cool Cat and Moon Man, who spent the first half of chapter 2 battling each other. Moon Man's {{Mooks}} fail to land a single hit on Cool Cat, and Moon Man later dies while trying to offer himself to Griffith. [[spoiler: Later, he is resurrected and him and Cool Cat team up to defeat Butch the Bully and Barney]].
*ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
--> Patrick knew Aladeen loved Zoey so it went to her shop and gave it a 1 star review and then also shot fire projectiles at the shop, burning it down and everyone inside it.
*AristocratsAreEvil: In line with his canon counterpart, Patrick is a wealthy playboy who enjoys killing people. Except here, he's an Emperor, while in the original film he was a stockbroker.
*AuthorTract:
**In the chapter notes of Chapter 3, ''Cinema Time'', they criticize ''Series/VoltesVLegacy'' and call it bad. The chapter is also about the yuppies of Pierce & Pierce making a live-action adaptation of ''Anime/VoltesV'' which received negative reviews. The author also mentions that they pirated the series as they aren't a Tagalog speaker.
**The author opens chapter 4 with stating that they dislike ''Anime/MyHeroAcademia'' and call Deku "mid".
*AwfulWeddedLife:
--> Now you might be wondering, what would drive Mama Cat to cheat on Daddy Derek? Don't they look like they have a happy marriage on the outside? Well, things are never as simple as they seem. As WebVideo/DharMann would say "never judge a book by its cover"
--> Mama Cat knew that when she married Daddy Derek, she was marrying a man coveted by the rest of Hollywood. As a porn star, Daddy Derek would frequently be hired by the elites of Hollywood for entertainment. [[spoiler: The Hollywood elites loved to use Daddy Derek's nude body because they could huff cocaine off of it. This made Mama Cat insecure. She would frequently get into arguments with Daddy Derek over this. She often brought up that she wanted Daddy Derek to only be intimate to her, but Daddy Derek mocked her for not having a job and said that someone had to bring in the money. To cope, Mama Cat began drinking. She drank while pregnant with Cool Cat which is why he is the way he is. After Cool Cat was born Mama Cat hoped he would fix their broken marriage but instead, he made it worse, as he grew up to be, well, Cool Cat. Fed up with her husband's behaviour, Mama Cat started clubbing at nights and began sleeping with both men and women. Daddy Derek never knew and assumed she was at her job. One day, she caught the eye of Paul Allen, and he wanted to speak to her but he was too shy. Patrick saw this and decided to fuck Mama Cat to flex on Paul.]]
*BilingualDialogue: While Heinel speaks in French, none of the other Boazanians do. Hence, their dialogue is of Heinel speaking in French and them responding in English.
*BreakingTheFourthWall: After defeating Moon Man, Cool Cat temporarily does this to drop AnAesop.
--> Cool Cat laughed and turned to the reader. "Kids, that's why racism isn't COOOOOL! Always treat other ethnicities with respect!"
*BrokenPedestal: [[spoiler: Butch used to idolize his father, Patrick Bateman, and wanted his approval so badly. Patrick, however, never wanted Butch and spent most of his life pretending he never existed. Desperate to be accepted, Butch became a bully, killed the Emperor of Hollywood, captured Cool Cat and Moon Man and orchestrated a school shooting. When Patrick was abandoned by his fellow elites, Butch came to his aid, only for Patrick to reject him and call him a "punk kid". And then Butch's world fell apart.]]
*CardCarryingVillain: Moon Man, who screams about how much he hates minorities and plays a racist song on the piano.
*CartwrightCurse: Invoked. Patrick Bateman first kills [[spoiler: Mama Cat]] because she complained about his movie, and then tries to kill you, the reader, before telling you it's just a joke and booping your nose.
*ChildHater: Patrick responds to his friends sending him pictures of their kids with pictures of pitbulls in flower crowns.
*CoolPlane: The Cool Cat Fighter Jet Plane, which is how Cool Cat and Moon Man find Butch's lair.
*CoolOldGuy: Daddy Derek thinks of himself this way, mentioning "the youngins [he] guides" in his rap.
*{{Crunchtastic}}: The fic mentions that under Bateman, Hollywood is now filled with "corruptionness" and cruelty.
*DeathByRacism:
-->[[spoiler: Moon Man was shocked, this wasn't how the plan was supposed to go! Luckily, he always has a Plan B. He had read Manga/{{Berserk}} and it was time to take a page out of Griffith's book. Moon Man gathered the corpses of his friends and sacrificed them in exchange for more power. However since he is a moon, the members of the Idea of Evil didn't like the idea of a moon-person amongst them since they are racist. They decided that they didn't want him in their group so they rejected him and Moon Man perished. That's right, a racist like Moon Man was defeated by racism itself.]]
*DesecratingTheDead: [[spoiler: After Barney broke out of prison, he went on a murder spree. To add insult to injury, he descrated the graves of all he killed as well.]]
*DramaticEllipsis: Three times. Daddy Derek, The Hamburgular and Butch the Bully are introduced this way.
*FantasticRacism: [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Griffith]] and his fellow members of the Idea of Evil dislike Moon Man for being a Moon.
*Fiction500: The main currency of Hollywood is [[UsefulNotes/{{Latvia}} Latvian]] Lats, a currency that was last used in 2014.
*TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: When Craig asks Patrick who his true love is, he pulls you, the reader, into the fic. He then tries to kill you with a chainsaw because he's upset his movie failed.
*FreudianExcuse: [[spoiler: Butch is Patrick Bateman's son, but Patrick never accepted him. Everything Butch does is an attempt to gain his approval.]]
*GratuitousFrench: Heinel speaks only and exclusively in French, as a nod to Boazania being a FantasyCounterpartCulture to UsefulNotes/{{France}}. However, when he meets the Voltes team, his [[ArchEnemy Arch-Enemies]], he becomes so angry ''he forgets this''.
-->'''Heinel:''' Voltes V, stay out of this fight, this is between me and Aladeen alone" said Prince Heinel, so enraged that he forgot for a second that he was supposed to be French. "You all shall go to hell if you interfere. Aside!"
**And then, for the rest of the fic, he starts speaking in English.
*HypocriticalHumor: The author refuses to say "penis" (instead saying "willy"), but gratuitously uses the word "fuck" throughout the fic.
*IAmVeryBritish: The author says "mum" and spells favor like "favour".
-->'''Author's note:''' sorry, my mum doesn't let me say the p word. love u mum x
*{{Jerkass}}: The reader. When they're told their grandfather might die, they reply with "POGGERS".
*ManipulativeBastard: Moon Man lies to Cool Cat about how [[spoiler: Daddy Derek died]] so that he could get him on his side to defeat Barney.
-->[[spoiler: "Yes. I know it's a misconception that Daddy Derek was executed by Emperor Bateman. But the truth is, your father was already dying! Before they could start their rap battle, Barney appeared out of nowhere and shot him. He then got osteoperosis and died." explained Moon Man.]]
*LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Patrick Bateman's Nokia phone has a Welsh ringtone, which is a nod to his [[Creator/ChristianBale actor]]'s nationality.
*LoveTriangle: Paul Allen loves Mama Cat, but she was seduced by Bateman. This is despite the fact that she's already married to Daddy Derek. Then, it's revealed that Bateman never loved her anyway because his true love is Y/N.
*MythologyGag:
**Moon Man plays the piano, as a reference to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZs0PFjX9cI original advertisment]] of the mascot.
**Heinel speaking French is a reference to Boazania being UsefulNotes/{{France}} [[FantasyCounterpartCulture -inspired]] and ''Anime/VoltesV'' 's plot essentially being UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution [[JustForFun/InSpace In Space]].
**Heinel causes 9/11. This is a reference to the fact that in the first episode of the original anime[[note]]Which aired on June 4, 1977[[/note]], one of the things the Boazanians did when invading Earth was fell the Twin Towers.
*LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler: Patrick Bateman is Butch's father.]]
*MundaneMadeAwesome: In the finale, Butch uses a washing machine as a SuperRobot.
*SpaceWhaleAesop: Don't be racist, or Cool Cat will whoop your ass, and you'll be defeated by the BigBadEnsemble of ''Berserk''.
*TakeThat: Quite a few, thanks to AuthorTract.
--> Aladeen knew that Patrick liked good music so he changed Aladeen's music tapes to [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Mori Calliope]]'s music.
*TeensAreMonsters: [[spoiler: At The Hamburgular's school, he was bullied so badly that he decided to acommit a school shooting in retaliation. After he commits suicide, all the students cry and mourn him because they realize that if they had treated him better, he wouldn't have done what he did.]]
*ThePowerOfLove: This is how Patrick's SuperRobot is powered. He screams his love for you, the reader, and overpowers Shugoshin Godol.
*TooDumbToLive: Heinel, who doesn't realize that Aladeen is ''repeatedly trying to kill him'' until he finds a video of Aladeen and Nadal badmouthing the Boazanians. Luckily, he survives.
*NewChildLeftBehind: [[spoiler: Butch's mother died in childbirth, and Patrick refused to accept him as his son. Butch was later adopted by another couple, but he was broken over his father's rejection of him and strove to get his approval, no matter what.]]
*NoNameGiven: One of the characters is referred to as "👴". Not "old man" or "grandfather", but "👴".
-->👴 was so scared from seeing the HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD and PITCH BLACK SCREEN that he began screaming! 👴 realized he had peed himself from the fear.
--> "These ashes must be why this is happening!" said 👴. He tried to find them to throw them out but.....they were gone!
*PissTakeRap: Daddy Derek and Patrick Bateman have a rap battle to settle their score. [[spoiler: Patrick wins and Derek is put to death through the electric chair.]]
*RacistGrandpa: The reader's grandfather, who [[spoiler: resurrects Moon Man by playing VideoGame/CallOfDuty in front of his ashes.]] However, that's not why the reader hates him. The reader hates him because he never let them have ice cream.
*RasputinianDeath: [[spoiler: Daddy Derek's death.]]
--> [[spoiler: Since in Hollywood, rapping is sacred, Daddy Derek was sentenced to death via electric chair for losing the rap battle. However, the chair took 3 or 4 tries to kill him, with the man laughing manically as if he didn't give a fuck the entire time. It is said that a man as vile as Derek couldn't be killed with mortal instruments like that; this was proven true when Patrick just gave up and had to call in [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]] to have him hacked to pieces.]]
*RichBitch: Bateman. He even mocks Derek for being poor in his rap.
--> The people who reviewed the movie made more money off of it than you,
--> All those dreams of red carpet fame and Hollywood glory, you can bid adieu
*ShoutOut:
**At one point, ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' is referenced.
-->ALADEEN!" screamed Nadal. "GET IN THE ROBOT, NOW! THEY'RE COMING TO WADIYA!"
**WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch is mentioned a few times.
**This line from Daddy Derek's rap.
--> You're idolized by teenage boys, and then discarded in favour of [[Creator/RyanGosling Ryan Gosling]]'s new flick
--> Now make like him and [[Film/Drive2011 DRIVE]] off a cliff!
**The entire fic's plot is lifted from ''Anime/VoltesV''. It starts with an EvilColonialist terrorizing the country of our heroes and ends with [[spoiler: a war between two of the same kin. Butch's backstory is ripped off from Heinel's, down to his relationship with the BigBad.]]
*ThrowItIn: In-universe.
--> "What is it, Paul?" you asked. By now he had already stopped crying (thank god, now the only thing left was for the editors to edit out his crying during the filming of the other scenes. Or not, it kinda added a "sad" vibe to the film that the filmmakers were looking for).
*{{Unperson}}: [[spoiler: After Daddy Derek, this happens to him.]]
*WhatTheHellCastingAgency: In-universe. When the yuppies make a live-action adaptation of ''Voltes V'', they hire all their friends to play the roles instead of professional actors.
--> To celebrate this victory, Patrick and the yuppies decide to make their own movie. The movie was called "Voltes V: Electric Boogaloo" and was a live action adaptation of the anime, Voltes V. Paul Allen was to play Kenichi Gō, the hero of the story. Timothy Bryce was to play Daijiro Gō, Kenichi's little brother and martial artist. Craig McDermott was to play Hiyoshi Gō, the youngest of the Gō brothers and an inventor. David Van Patten was to play Ippei Mine, the cowboy. Marcus Halberstram was to play the ninja girl Megumi Oka. Jean was to play Mitsuyo Gō, the mother of the Gō family while Luis Carruthers was to play Kentaro Gō, their missing father. Voltes V was played by Christie, with Sabrina as it's stunt double. Donald Kimball was to play Professor Hamaguchi. Prince Heinel, the evil sexy Prince, was to be played by Patrick Bateman, who also directed the movie. Katherine, his girlfriend, was to be played by Mama Cat.
*YouNoTakeCandle: It could have been deliberate, but the fic is riddled with grammatical errors.
-->''A fucking business card made you feel like you weren't above,''
-->''You're idolized by teenage boys, and then discarded in favour of Ryan Gosling's new flick,''
-->''Now make like him and DRIVE off a cliff!''
-->-- '''Daddy Derek'''
''Cool Cat And The Beauty Of War And Destruction'' is a deliberate SoBadItsGood [[{{Crossover}} Crossover Fic]] of ''Film/CoolCatSavesTheKids, Film/AmericanPsycho, Film/TheDictator'', ''Advertising/McDonaldland'' and ''Anime/VoltesV'' published on Website/ArchiveOfOurOwn.
After the Emperor of Hollywood is mysteriously assassinated in the middle of the night, Patrick Bateman resumes the throne and begins to terrorize UsefulNotes/UnitedStatesOfAmerica. While most of his fellow Hollywood elites are in support of him, except Cool Cat, who denounces his cruelty. Cool Cat fights his forces one by one, but Patrick's alliances span far and wide.
When it's found that Mama Cat betrayed him, and his father loses to Patrick in a rap battle and gets the death penalty, Cool Cat is forced to flee. Meanwhile, Patrick uses his power to terrorize the innocents further and date the reader.
Cool Cat finds that Patrick isn't his only adversary, and he's forced to make alliances with some of his own former enemies to put an end to this needless war. Things are made more complicated with the appearance of [[Film/TheDictator General Aladeen]], [[Anime/VoltesV Prince Heinel]] and [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney]], the latter of who murdered Ronald [=McDonald=] in cold blood. Amidst this chaos is Cool Cat's old foe Butch the Bully, who has ties to Patrick Bateman....but for what reason?
The fic can be read [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/49928668 here]], but be warned - it ''is'' a CrackFic and you may lose quite a few braincells trying to make sense of what's going on. The fic is also packed with gratuitous violence in almost every chapter.
For what it's worth, it at least has a coherent story.
!''Cool Cat And The Beauty Of War And Destruction'' has examples of:
*AdaptationalBadass: Daddy Derek and Patrick Bateman apparently served in UsefulNotes/{{Afghanistan}} together.
*AdaptationalHeroism: The Boazanians, as a whole. Heinel is still an EvilPrince, but he's willing to make pacts with humans and [[spoilers: agrees to leave Earth afterwards.]] Zambajil is still an awful PlanetBaron but [[spoiler: eventually gives up trying to kill his nephew and allows him to succeed him as Emperor.]] Played with in the case Zuhl, who tries to tell the world "the truth" about 9/11, but is kicked to death by Katherine for it.
*AdaptationalJerkass:
**Mama Cat cheats on Daddy Derek with Patrick Bateman because of their AwfulWeddedLife.
**Happy rubs his fame as the new UsefulNotes/McDonalds mascot into Ronald's face, which eventually causes him to snap and kill him.
**When Butch tells him his DarkAndTroubledPast, Cool Cat states that if he was a bit nicer, his daddy would love him. He then rubs in his relationship with Daddy Derek in his face.
*AdaptationalNationality: Moon Man speaks with a German accent in the first chapter, but the author forgets this in the later chapters and has him speak in a standard accent.
*AdaptationalRelationshipOverhaul: In the original anime, Heinel and Katherine had many moments of ShipTease, but [[spoiler: their romance ended tragically when Katherine died to save Heinel, with Heinel realizing he was in love with her all along afterwards.]] Here, she's his girlfriend, [[spoiler: and they even get married in the end.]]
*AdaptationalSuperpowerChange: Cool Cat has the power of CartoonPhysics (despite originating from a live-action film), which is how he defeats Moon Man's {{Mooks}}.
*AdaptationalVillainy:
**Ronald is mentioned to be a part of the now-disbanded WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch.
**Barney, who was arrested for a NoodleIncident.
-->'''Barney:''' "I've been waiting a long time to see you again, Ronald! After they hauled me off to jail for "insanity", I thought I'd never hold your hand ever again! But I broke out! I bore months of abuse and humiliation to plan my escape, and by my own hands, I am free. I choked every single cop and warden involved in my arrest and their graves are desecrated too. Now you and I can be together forever and ever!"
**Butch kicks out the inhabitants of a homeless shelter so he can modify it into his lair.
**The Hamburgular [[spoiler: ''commits a school shooting.'' Luckily, Cool Cat and Moon Man thwart him.]]
*ADayInTheLimelight: Chapyter 6 is dedicated entirely to the reader's grandpa, [[spoiler: which ends with him dying.]]
*ArchEnemy:
**Daddy Derek and Patrick Bateman. Patrick steals his wife, and they have a rap battle, where [[spoiler: Patrick emerges victorious.]]
**Prince Heinel and General Aladeen, who used to be friends, until Aladeen disrespected the name of Boazania. As a result, they duke it out in their respective [[HumongousMecha Humongous Mechas]], with the winner having a holiday to celebrate. The fic also refers to the Voltes team as Heinel's Arch-enemies, but they have a minimal role.
**Cool Cat and Moon Man, who spent the first half of chapter 2 battling each other. Moon Man's {{Mooks}} fail to land a single hit on Cool Cat, and Moon Man later dies while trying to offer himself to Griffith. [[spoiler: Later, he is resurrected and him and Cool Cat team up to defeat Butch the Bully and Barney]].
*ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
--> Patrick knew Aladeen loved Zoey so it went to her shop and gave it a 1 star review and then also shot fire projectiles at the shop, burning it down and everyone inside it.
*AristocratsAreEvil: In line with his canon counterpart, Patrick is a wealthy playboy who enjoys killing people. Except here, he's an Emperor, while in the original film he was a stockbroker.
*AuthorTract:
**In the chapter notes of Chapter 3, ''Cinema Time'', they criticize ''Series/VoltesVLegacy'' and call it bad. The chapter is also about the yuppies of Pierce & Pierce making a live-action adaptation of ''Anime/VoltesV'' which received negative reviews. The author also mentions that they pirated the series as they aren't a Tagalog speaker.
**The author opens chapter 4 with stating that they dislike ''Anime/MyHeroAcademia'' and call Deku "mid".
*AwfulWeddedLife:
--> Now you might be wondering, what would drive Mama Cat to cheat on Daddy Derek? Don't they look like they have a happy marriage on the outside? Well, things are never as simple as they seem. As WebVideo/DharMann would say "never judge a book by its cover"
--> Mama Cat knew that when she married Daddy Derek, she was marrying a man coveted by the rest of Hollywood. As a porn star, Daddy Derek would frequently be hired by the elites of Hollywood for entertainment. [[spoiler: The Hollywood elites loved to use Daddy Derek's nude body because they could huff cocaine off of it. This made Mama Cat insecure. She would frequently get into arguments with Daddy Derek over this. She often brought up that she wanted Daddy Derek to only be intimate to her, but Daddy Derek mocked her for not having a job and said that someone had to bring in the money. To cope, Mama Cat began drinking. She drank while pregnant with Cool Cat which is why he is the way he is. After Cool Cat was born Mama Cat hoped he would fix their broken marriage but instead, he made it worse, as he grew up to be, well, Cool Cat. Fed up with her husband's behaviour, Mama Cat started clubbing at nights and began sleeping with both men and women. Daddy Derek never knew and assumed she was at her job. One day, she caught the eye of Paul Allen, and he wanted to speak to her but he was too shy. Patrick saw this and decided to fuck Mama Cat to flex on Paul.]]
*BilingualDialogue: While Heinel speaks in French, none of the other Boazanians do. Hence, their dialogue is of Heinel speaking in French and them responding in English.
*BreakingTheFourthWall: After defeating Moon Man, Cool Cat temporarily does this to drop AnAesop.
--> Cool Cat laughed and turned to the reader. "Kids, that's why racism isn't COOOOOL! Always treat other ethnicities with respect!"
*BrokenPedestal: [[spoiler: Butch used to idolize his father, Patrick Bateman, and wanted his approval so badly. Patrick, however, never wanted Butch and spent most of his life pretending he never existed. Desperate to be accepted, Butch became a bully, killed the Emperor of Hollywood, captured Cool Cat and Moon Man and orchestrated a school shooting. When Patrick was abandoned by his fellow elites, Butch came to his aid, only for Patrick to reject him and call him a "punk kid". And then Butch's world fell apart.]]
*CardCarryingVillain: Moon Man, who screams about how much he hates minorities and plays a racist song on the piano.
*CartwrightCurse: Invoked. Patrick Bateman first kills [[spoiler: Mama Cat]] because she complained about his movie, and then tries to kill you, the reader, before telling you it's just a joke and booping your nose.
*ChildHater: Patrick responds to his friends sending him pictures of their kids with pictures of pitbulls in flower crowns.
*CoolPlane: The Cool Cat Fighter Jet Plane, which is how Cool Cat and Moon Man find Butch's lair.
*CoolOldGuy: Daddy Derek thinks of himself this way, mentioning "the youngins [he] guides" in his rap.
*{{Crunchtastic}}: The fic mentions that under Bateman, Hollywood is now filled with "corruptionness" and cruelty.
*DeathByRacism:
-->[[spoiler: Moon Man was shocked, this wasn't how the plan was supposed to go! Luckily, he always has a Plan B. He had read Manga/{{Berserk}} and it was time to take a page out of Griffith's book. Moon Man gathered the corpses of his friends and sacrificed them in exchange for more power. However since he is a moon, the members of the Idea of Evil didn't like the idea of a moon-person amongst them since they are racist. They decided that they didn't want him in their group so they rejected him and Moon Man perished. That's right, a racist like Moon Man was defeated by racism itself.]]
*DesecratingTheDead: [[spoiler: After Barney broke out of prison, he went on a murder spree. To add insult to injury, he descrated the graves of all he killed as well.]]
*DramaticEllipsis: Three times. Daddy Derek, The Hamburgular and Butch the Bully are introduced this way.
*FantasticRacism: [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Griffith]] and his fellow members of the Idea of Evil dislike Moon Man for being a Moon.
*Fiction500: The main currency of Hollywood is [[UsefulNotes/{{Latvia}} Latvian]] Lats, a currency that was last used in 2014.
*TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou: When Craig asks Patrick who his true love is, he pulls you, the reader, into the fic. He then tries to kill you with a chainsaw because he's upset his movie failed.
*FreudianExcuse: [[spoiler: Butch is Patrick Bateman's son, but Patrick never accepted him. Everything Butch does is an attempt to gain his approval.]]
*GratuitousFrench: Heinel speaks only and exclusively in French, as a nod to Boazania being a FantasyCounterpartCulture to UsefulNotes/{{France}}. However, when he meets the Voltes team, his [[ArchEnemy Arch-Enemies]], he becomes so angry ''he forgets this''.
-->'''Heinel:''' Voltes V, stay out of this fight, this is between me and Aladeen alone" said Prince Heinel, so enraged that he forgot for a second that he was supposed to be French. "You all shall go to hell if you interfere. Aside!"
**And then, for the rest of the fic, he starts speaking in English.
*HypocriticalHumor: The author refuses to say "penis" (instead saying "willy"), but gratuitously uses the word "fuck" throughout the fic.
*IAmVeryBritish: The author says "mum" and spells favor like "favour".
-->'''Author's note:''' sorry, my mum doesn't let me say the p word. love u mum x
*{{Jerkass}}: The reader. When they're told their grandfather might die, they reply with "POGGERS".
*ManipulativeBastard: Moon Man lies to Cool Cat about how [[spoiler: Daddy Derek died]] so that he could get him on his side to defeat Barney.
-->[[spoiler: "Yes. I know it's a misconception that Daddy Derek was executed by Emperor Bateman. But the truth is, your father was already dying! Before they could start their rap battle, Barney appeared out of nowhere and shot him. He then got osteoperosis and died." explained Moon Man.]]
*LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Patrick Bateman's Nokia phone has a Welsh ringtone, which is a nod to his [[Creator/ChristianBale actor]]'s nationality.
*LoveTriangle: Paul Allen loves Mama Cat, but she was seduced by Bateman. This is despite the fact that she's already married to Daddy Derek. Then, it's revealed that Bateman never loved her anyway because his true love is Y/N.
*MythologyGag:
**Moon Man plays the piano, as a reference to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZs0PFjX9cI original advertisment]] of the mascot.
**Heinel speaking French is a reference to Boazania being UsefulNotes/{{France}} [[FantasyCounterpartCulture -inspired]] and ''Anime/VoltesV'' 's plot essentially being UsefulNotes/TheFrenchRevolution [[JustForFun/InSpace In Space]].
**Heinel causes 9/11. This is a reference to the fact that in the first episode of the original anime[[note]]Which aired on June 4, 1977[[/note]], one of the things the Boazanians did when invading Earth was fell the Twin Towers.
*LukeIAmYourFather: [[spoiler: Patrick Bateman is Butch's father.]]
*MundaneMadeAwesome: In the finale, Butch uses a washing machine as a SuperRobot.
*SpaceWhaleAesop: Don't be racist, or Cool Cat will whoop your ass, and you'll be defeated by the BigBadEnsemble of ''Berserk''.
*TakeThat: Quite a few, thanks to AuthorTract.
--> Aladeen knew that Patrick liked good music so he changed Aladeen's music tapes to [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Mori Calliope]]'s music.
*TeensAreMonsters: [[spoiler: At The Hamburgular's school, he was bullied so badly that he decided to acommit a school shooting in retaliation. After he commits suicide, all the students cry and mourn him because they realize that if they had treated him better, he wouldn't have done what he did.]]
*ThePowerOfLove: This is how Patrick's SuperRobot is powered. He screams his love for you, the reader, and overpowers Shugoshin Godol.
*TooDumbToLive: Heinel, who doesn't realize that Aladeen is ''repeatedly trying to kill him'' until he finds a video of Aladeen and Nadal badmouthing the Boazanians. Luckily, he survives.
*NewChildLeftBehind: [[spoiler: Butch's mother died in childbirth, and Patrick refused to accept him as his son. Butch was later adopted by another couple, but he was broken over his father's rejection of him and strove to get his approval, no matter what.]]
*NoNameGiven: One of the characters is referred to as "👴". Not "old man" or "grandfather", but "👴".
-->👴 was so scared from seeing the HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD and PITCH BLACK SCREEN that he began screaming! 👴 realized he had peed himself from the fear.
--> "These ashes must be why this is happening!" said 👴. He tried to find them to throw them out but.....they were gone!
*PissTakeRap: Daddy Derek and Patrick Bateman have a rap battle to settle their score. [[spoiler: Patrick wins and Derek is put to death through the electric chair.]]
*RacistGrandpa: The reader's grandfather, who [[spoiler: resurrects Moon Man by playing VideoGame/CallOfDuty in front of his ashes.]] However, that's not why the reader hates him. The reader hates him because he never let them have ice cream.
*RasputinianDeath: [[spoiler: Daddy Derek's death.]]
--> [[spoiler: Since in Hollywood, rapping is sacred, Daddy Derek was sentenced to death via electric chair for losing the rap battle. However, the chair took 3 or 4 tries to kill him, with the man laughing manically as if he didn't give a fuck the entire time. It is said that a man as vile as Derek couldn't be killed with mortal instruments like that; this was proven true when Patrick just gave up and had to call in [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]] to have him hacked to pieces.]]
*RichBitch: Bateman. He even mocks Derek for being poor in his rap.
--> The people who reviewed the movie made more money off of it than you,
--> All those dreams of red carpet fame and Hollywood glory, you can bid adieu
*ShoutOut:
**At one point, ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'' is referenced.
-->ALADEEN!" screamed Nadal. "GET IN THE ROBOT, NOW! THEY'RE COMING TO WADIYA!"
**WebVideo/TheBarneyBunch is mentioned a few times.
**This line from Daddy Derek's rap.
--> You're idolized by teenage boys, and then discarded in favour of [[Creator/RyanGosling Ryan Gosling]]'s new flick
--> Now make like him and [[Film/Drive2011 DRIVE]] off a cliff!
**The entire fic's plot is lifted from ''Anime/VoltesV''. It starts with an EvilColonialist terrorizing the country of our heroes and ends with [[spoiler: a war between two of the same kin. Butch's backstory is ripped off from Heinel's, down to his relationship with the BigBad.]]
*ThrowItIn: In-universe.
--> "What is it, Paul?" you asked. By now he had already stopped crying (thank god, now the only thing left was for the editors to edit out his crying during the filming of the other scenes. Or not, it kinda added a "sad" vibe to the film that the filmmakers were looking for).
*{{Unperson}}: [[spoiler: After Daddy Derek, this happens to him.]]
*WhatTheHellCastingAgency: In-universe. When the yuppies make a live-action adaptation of ''Voltes V'', they hire all their friends to play the roles instead of professional actors.
--> To celebrate this victory, Patrick and the yuppies decide to make their own movie. The movie was called "Voltes V: Electric Boogaloo" and was a live action adaptation of the anime, Voltes V. Paul Allen was to play Kenichi Gō, the hero of the story. Timothy Bryce was to play Daijiro Gō, Kenichi's little brother and martial artist. Craig McDermott was to play Hiyoshi Gō, the youngest of the Gō brothers and an inventor. David Van Patten was to play Ippei Mine, the cowboy. Marcus Halberstram was to play the ninja girl Megumi Oka. Jean was to play Mitsuyo Gō, the mother of the Gō family while Luis Carruthers was to play Kentaro Gō, their missing father. Voltes V was played by Christie, with Sabrina as it's stunt double. Donald Kimball was to play Professor Hamaguchi. Prince Heinel, the evil sexy Prince, was to be played by Patrick Bateman, who also directed the movie. Katherine, his girlfriend, was to be played by Mama Cat.
*YouNoTakeCandle: It could have been deliberate, but the fic is riddled with grammatical errors.
