History Fanfic / AClashOfNEETs

** Satella was a half-elf possessed by the Witch Of Envy, but when Madoka intervened to free her from the Witch's influence, it had the side effect of allowing Satella to absorb her powers; combine that with the fact she already had a cult dedicated to her, and it caused a chain reaction that transformed her into the Goddes Of The Dead.

* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: PlayedForLaughs when Vanir meets Wiz after Jon wakes up: as far as he can tell, something must be wrong with Wiz's books, because she's actually been earning a profit.

* {{Chuunibyou}}: Megumin is present, and so are her fellow Crimson Demons, Komeko and Yunyun. All of them are thought of as strange because of their fondness for posing, and the weird things the first two often say.

* CurbStompBattle: If Iris gets involved in a fight, this is the result. Even if it is with her dragons.

* ForWantOfANail: The behavior of the Reincarnates, versus the canon characters they replaced, sends things off the rails almost immediately: [[spoiler: The fact that Kazuma is actually a decent young man, as opposed to Joffrey, makes Ned far less predisposed to believe that he's an incest child, and Yunyun's ill-feelings towards Littlefinger make him far less inclined to trust the spymaster; the result is that when Stannis and Littlefinger tell Ned of Cersei and Jaimie's affair, Ned is unwilling to believe him, and the Starks and the Lannisters flee King's Landing together with plans to put Kazuma on the throne]].

On the continent of Westeros, the people live under the benevolent watch of the Seven; the Seven Goddesses that is: [[LightNovel/{{Konosuba}} Aqua, Goddess of Joy, Eris, Goddess of Fortune]], [[LightNovel/IsItWrongToTryToPickUpGirlsInADungeon Hestia, Goddess Of Family]], [[Manga/SaintSeiya Athena, Goddess Of Wisdom]], [[LightNovel/ReZero Satella, Goddess Of The Dead]], [[LightNovel/TheHeroIsOverpoweredButOverlyCautious Ristarte, Goddess of Healing]], and [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka, Goddess Of Hope]]. But the Seven ain't the only game in town: in the south, followers of the [[GodOfEvil Lord Of Light]] [[spoiler: (aka SelfDemonstrating/KefkaPalazzo)]] plot to free their wicked god; and in the north, the servants of [[EvilIsDeathlyCold Great Other]], are preparing to finally bring an end to all life.

* DivineRightOfKings: [[PlayingWithATrope Played With]]. The fact that the Seven are very real, very ''visible'' godesses means they can and ''do'' confirm when a ruler has their given approval. However, as a few have pointed out the Seven are no more infallible than mortals, as [[spoiler: Arthas' reincarnation and subsequent fall]] proves. As a result, there are those like [[NayTheist Stannis]] who feel no moral compunction to follow an incompetent or unsuited king just because the Septa's say the Seven approve.

* InSpiteOfANail: [[spoiler: Robert still dies at the same time as canon. He is not poisoned this time around, but has a mundane heart attack]].

* CurbStompBattle: If Iris gets involved in a fight, this is the result. Even if it is her dragons.

* DidntSeeThatComing: [[spoiler:Varys admits he didn't expect Stannis' sudden coup attempt nor Littlefinger's plans.

* FusionDance: [[spoiler: Arthas and the Great Other performed one in the past, becoming the new Lich King in the process. According to Septa Cecily's guide: "There is no difference between Arthas and the Great Other. They are both the Kinslayer]].

** During the Tourney, the presence of Aqua drives Cersei, Eddard and Olenna to so much drink that Robert seriously asks how the hell he is more sober than any of them.

* TooDumbToFool: It is noted several times that TheChessmaster can get tripped by people less prone to plotting precisely because they are less likely to fall for subtle traps that a more suspicious person would have been tricked by.

* BirdsOfAFeather: One of the reasons why Robert and Ned decide to arrange the marriage between Kazuma and Megumin is their penchant for being [[LargeHam Large Hams]]

* BelligerentSexualTension: Well, maybe a little lighter on the "sexual" part (their still kids after all), but Megumin and Kazuma's relationship drips of this, [[EveryoneCanSeeIt much to their parents' amusement]].

* AdaptationalNiceGuy: ''Viserys'', believe it or not, is a much better person and brother here than in canon. Growing up with a demented little sister with the power of a hundred men has exhausted any desires he once had for ruler-ship, and his sense of self-preservation has prevented any kind of abuse towards him as well. Instead, Iris' antics have broken him down into an exhausted OnlySaneMan who tries and fails to reign his sister in, and who is fully aware that she is vastly more qualified to rule Westeros than he ever will be.

* BelligerentSexualTension: Well, maybe a little lighter on the "sexual" part (their still kids after all), but Megumin and Kazuma's relationship drips of this, [[EveryoneCanSeeIt much to their parents' amusement]].

* {{Chuunibyou}}: Megumin is present, and so are her fellow Crimson Demons, Komeko and Yunyun. All of them are thought of as strange because of their fondness for posing, and the weirds things the first two often say.

* {{Chuunibyou}}: Megumin is present. That is all.

* InSpiteOfANail: [[spoiler: Robert still dies at the same time as canon, despite not being poisoned this time around, this time from a mundane heart attack]].

On the contintent of Westeros, the people live under the benevolent watch of the Seven; the Seven Goddesses that is: [[LightNovel/{{Konosuba}} Aqua, Goddess of Joy, Eris, Goddess of Fortune]], [[LightNovel/IsItWrongToTryToPickUpGirlsInADungeon Hestia, Goddess Of Family]], [[Manga/SaintSeiya Athena, Goddess Of Wisdom]], [[LightNovel/ReZero Satella, Goddess Of The Dead]], [[LightNovel/TheHeroIsOverpoweredButOverlyCautious Ristarte, Goddess of Healing]], and [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka, Goddess Of Hope]]. But the Seven ain't the only game in town: in the south, followers of the [[GodOfEvil Lord Of Light]] [[spoiler: (aka SelfDemonstrating/KefkaPalazzo)]] plot to free their wicked god; and in the north, the servants of [[EvilIsDeathlyCold Great Other]], are preparing to finally bring an end to all life.

* {{Yandere}}: Satella is still this, but is [[DownplayedTrope Downplayed]]; her title is "The Jealous Lover" and the targets of her affection are all mankind. She's patient, though. She knows that, as Goddess of the Dead, all souls will inevitably enter her embrace. And when it's time for them to reincarnate? She knows they'll be back. They have no choice.

* LightIsNotGood: The Lord Of Light, [[spoiler: Kefka Pallazo]], a sadistic god who embodies Summer and the sun, and encourages his followers to dedicate brutal bloodsports to him, opress people as slaves, and much, ''much'' worse.

On the contintent of Westeros, the people live under the benevolent watch of the Seven; the Seven Goddesses that is: [[LightNovel/{{Konosuba}} Aqua, Goddess of Joy, Eris, Goddess of Fortune]], [[LightNovel/IsItWrongToTryToPickUpGirlsInADungeon Hestia, Goddess Of Family]], [[Manga/SaintSeiya Athena, Goddess Of Wisdom]], [[LightNovel/ReZero Satella, Goddess Of The Dead]], [[LightNovel/TheHeroIsOverpoweredButOverlyCautious Ristarte, Goddess of Healing]], and [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka, Goddess Of Hope]]. But the Seven ain't the only game in town: in the south, followers of the [[GodOfEvil Lord Of Light]] [[spoiler: (aka SelfDemonstrating/KefkaPalazzo)]], and in the north, the servants of [[EvilIsDeathlyCold Great Other]], are preparing to seize power for themselves.

In order to protect the world of Planetos, the Seven cause the souls of twelve of their champions to be reborn into the most influential families of this world, bereft of their memories but not their personalities. Now it falls to Prince Kazuma Baratheon, his betrothed Megumin Stark, her sisters Komekko and Yunyun, and the exiled Princess Iris Targaryen, as well as others, to save the world from evil!

There's just one problem... they're morons.

From the author of ''Fanfic/ThisGoddessMustBeCrazy'', comes [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/a-clash-of-neets-asoiaf-x-konosuba.870913/ ''A Clash of Neets'']], which similarly involves a crossover with ''LightNovel/{{Konosuba}}'', but this time with ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' instead. The premise? The cast of Konosuba being reincarnated as the children of the Starks, Lannisters, Targaryens, and other noble families.

* MyGreatestFailure: [[Reincarnating [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Arthas Menethil]] to kill Kefka]] is this for Aqua, and she's taking her goddess duties a lot more seriously now because of it. [[spoiler: She genuinely believed that if Arthas was given a second chance, he'd become the GoodKing he was destined to be; instead, he became the Lich King all over again, and the problem he was sent to fix only got worse]].

* [[spoiler: MonsterClown: Kefka of course; godhood has done nothing to temper his craziness, or his fashion sense.]]
* PerfectlyArrangedMarriage: Robert and Ned couldn't have known that Kazuma and Megumin were the OfficialCouple of Konosuba, but the two are betrothed all the same.

On the contintent of Westeros, the people live under the benevolent watch of the Seven; the Seven Goddesses that is:[[LightNovel/{{Konosuba}} Aqua, Goddess of Joy, Eris, Goddess of Fortune]], [[LightNovel/IsItWrongToTryToPickUpGirlsInADungeon Hestia, Goddess Of Family]], [[Manga/SaintSeiya Athena, Goddess Of Wisdom]], [[LightNovel/ReZero Satella, Goddess Of The Dead]], [[LightNovel/TheHeroIsOverpoweredButOverlyCautious Ristarte, Goddess of Healing]], and [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka, Goddess Of Hope]]. But the Seven ain't the only game in town: in the south, followers of the [[GodOfEvil Lord Of Light]] (aka SelfDemonstrating/KefkaPalazzo), and in the north, the servants of [[EvilIsDeathlyCold Great Other]], are preparing to seize power for themselves.

* LeakingCanOfEvil: Kefka's prison inside a volcano. While it's sufficient to hold ''him'', his influence can seep out, whispering promises of power and glory to those who would serve him. This is also the reason the Seven have to resort to reincarnates to get things done - the more they directly interfere, the weaker the seal gets.
* MonsterClown: Kefka of course; godhood has done nothing to temper his craziness, or his fashion sense.

From the author of ''Fanfic/ThisGoddessMustBeCrazy'', comes ''A Clash of Neets'', which similarly involves a crossover with ''LightNovel/{{Konosuba}}'', but this time with ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' instead. The premise? The cast of Konosuba being reincarnated as the children of the Starks, Lannisters, Targaryens, and other noble families.

* PerfectlyArrangedMarriage: Robert and Ned couldn't have known that Kazuma and Megumin were the OfficalCouple of Konosuba, but the two are betrothed all the same.

* AdaptationalKindness: ''Viserys'', believe it or not, is a much better person and brother here than in canon. Growing up with a demented little sister with the power of a hundred men has exhausted any desires he once had for rulership, and his sense of self-preservation has prevented any kind of abuse towards him as well. Instead, Iris' antics have broken him down into an exhausted OnlySaneMan who tries and fails to reign his sister in, and who is fully aware that she is vastly more qualified to rule Westeros than he ever will be.
* AdaptionalPersonalityChange:

* BeligerentSexualTension: Well, maybe a little lighter on the "sexual" part (their still kids after all), but Megumin and Kazuma's relationship drips of this, [[EveryoneCanSeeIt much to their parents' amusement]].

You see, after the events of Konosuba and the natural deaths of the various characters, Aqua and Eris secretly squirreled away the souls of their friends and allies for "special reincarnation." After this was discovered by their larger pantheon, the two had to take the souls and flea retribution, traveling the multiverse before running into a group of goddesses in a similar predicament, who'd begun to form their nascent pantheon: [[LightNovel/IsItWrongToTryToPickUpGirlsInADungeon Hestia]], [[Manga/SaintSeiya Athena]], [[LightNovel/ReZero Satella]], [[LightNovel/TheHeroIsOverpoweredButOverlyCautious Ristarte]], and [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Madoka]]. The newly formed Seven Goddesses settled on the world of Planetos, which had it's own dangers from the [[DeityOfHumanOrigin newly-ascended]] [[GodOfEvil Lord Of Light]] (aka SelfDemonstrating/KefkaPalazzo) and the [[EvilIsDeathlyCold Great Other]].

From the author of ''Fanfic/ThisGoddessMustBeCrazy'', comes ''A Clash of NEETs'', which similarly involves a crossover with ''LightNovel/{{Konosuba}}'', but this time with ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' instead. The premise? The cast of Konosuba being reincarnated as the children of the Starks, Lannisters, Targaryens, and other noble families.