History DrinkingGame / TheAdventureZone

* ''DrinkingGame/TheAdventureZoneAmnesty''

* ''DrinkingGame/TheAdventureZoneBalance''

* ''Awesome/TheAdventureZoneBalance''

It goes without saying: ''drink responsibly!'' With that out of the way...

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!Take a sip when:

* You laugh out loud at someone's joke
* Someone makes a joke relating to penises, dildos, or masturbation
* Someone uses something which only exists in the real world to explain something in the game world
** Take a second sip if Griffin creates an in-universe justification for this (e.g. Craigslist is a literal list made by a gnome named Craig)
* Someone makes a joke involving a nonexistent check (e.g. a “zestiness check”)
* Travis/Magnus begins a sentence with “I rush in and”
* Taako casts Magic Missile
* Taako’s cooking, cooking show, or quest to create the taco is mentioned
* Merle casts Zone of Truth
* Clint/Merle uses or references the Extreme Teen Bible
* Clint/Merle references Pan
* A monster or enemy explodes, is fully or partially bisected, collapses into uncountably many pieces, or otherwise faces the receiving end of a [[CurbStompBattle Curb-Stomp Battle]] at the hands of the party
* The party’s blatant stupidity/recklessness is mentioned
* Anyone rolls a natural 20
* Griffin forgets how one of his characters is supposed to sound
* Griffin does a character voice silly enough to get a laugh out of someone in the party

!Take two sips when:

* You laugh out loud at something that was only unintentionally funny
* Someone tells a joke involving a character’s name
* Someone mentions that Travis and Magnus have become indistinguishable
* Taako steals something
* Merle casts Zone of Truth without the spell succeeding
* Merle or Taako casts Charm Person
* Anyone rolls a critical miss
* Griffin unexpectedly makes someone in the party roll a constitution or dexterity saving throw
** Take a gulp if he makes the entire party do this
* Any of the three players complain about character voices
* Clint tells a joke that makes Griffin uncomfortable
* LGBT themes are explored
* The players refer to their roommate as “Pringles”
* The party does something rude to Angus
* The party does something almost certainly lethal under the justification that [[spoiler:[[DeathIsASlapOnTheWrist they'll be revived anyway]]]].
* Killian does something very aggressive
* Davenport says his own name
* [[spoiler:Julia]] is mentioned
* Upon a second, third, etc. listen to an episode, you notice Griffin foreshadowing something
** Take a gulp if it's something big. Finish your drink if it's something big and you're kicking yourself for not noticing it the first time you listened.

!Take a gulp when:

* An episode ends on a cliffhanger
** Finish your drink if it ends with at least one party member literally hanging off of something
* A major character dies
* Someone laughs for more than five consecutive seconds (enough to disrupt the flow of the podcast)
* A player does something which makes an intended challenge much easier than it otherwise would have been. Take a second gulp if this player is Justin.
* A Grand Relic directly results in multiple people’s deaths
* [[spoiler:Red robes]] make any appearance. [[spoiler:NOTE: DOES NOT APPLY DURING THE STOLEN CENTURY]]
* Someone’s name is a portmanteau of two common names (e.g. Craigory)
* Magnus tears or cuts someone or something’s arm off
* Magnus suggests slapping another character
* Merle actually heals someone
* Any party member goes below 0 HP
* Griffin begins a sentence "I'm talking about [plural noun] like" when explaining either a sponsor or something related to the Maximum Fun Network
* Justin bears witness to Clint doing something silly
* The Adventure Zone fan community is explicitly mentioned
* You get the Fantasy Costco theme song stuck in your head

!Finish your drink when:

* A Grand Relic is destroyed
* Taako first uses the line “ABRAKA – FUCK YOU!”
* [[spoiler:Klarg makes an unexpected appearance in Goldcliff during the Petals to the Metal arc]]
** Finish two drinks when this happens in the Live Boston Stunt Spectacular
* Justin/Taako monologues about choosing the mongoose mask
* Garyl is summoned
* [[spoiler:Merle loses his arm]]
* [[spoiler:Magnus sees himself as a Red Robe]]

!Other:

* Take two sips of water whenever someone mentions children watching the podcast.
* Almost take a sip, then reel away in disgust, whenever someone mentions inoculation.
* Classily take a gulp every time Madame Director swears.
* Take a gulp for every second you spend laughing after [[spoiler: Taako trades the Slicer of T'pire Weir Isles for the Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom]].
* Mournfully take a sip every time someone fails to resist the thrall of a Grand Relic.
* Set down your drink and contemplate your life choices every time the podcast becomes particularly dark.
* Die of alcohol poisoning starting at [[spoiler:the 89 minute marker in Lunar Interlude V Reunion Tour Part Two.]]
* Take a double-strength shot and slam the glass in Lunar Interlude V: Reunion Tour Part Two when [[spoiler: Lup is revealed as Taako's twin sister]].
* Cry yourself to sleep when [[spoiler:Hurley and Sloane transmute into a tree]]. Or when [[spoiler:Magnus' backstory is discussed in The Eleventh Hour]]. Or [[spoiler:any time a world is consumed during The Stolen Century]]. Or when [[spoiler:the Red Robes sans Lucretia lose their memories.]] Or whenever you feel like it.
* Check yourself into an ER if you finish two episodes while playing this game.

* Cry yourself to sleep when [[spoiler:Hurley and Sloane transmute into a tree]]. Or when [[spoiler:Magnus' backstory is discussed in The Eleventh Hour]]. Or [[spoiler:any time a world is consumed during The Stolen Century]].Or whenever you feel like it.

* [[spoiler:Julia]] is mentioned.
* Upon a second, third, etc. listen to an episode, you notice Griffin foreshadowing something.

* [[spoiler:Red robes]] make any appearance

* Griffin begins a sentence "I'm talking about [plural noun] like" when explaining either a sponsor or something related to the Maximum Fun Network.

* Cry yourself to sleep when [[spoiler:Hurley and Sloane transmute into a tree]]. Or when [[spoiler:Magnus' backstory is discussed in The Eleventh Hour]]. Or whenever you feel like it.

* Die of alcohol poisoning starting at [[spoiler:the 89 minute marker in Lunar Interlude V Part Two.]]

* Die of alcohol poisoning starting at [[spoiler:the 88 minute marker in Lunar Interlude V Part Two.]]

* Cry yourself to sleep when [[spoiler:Hurley and Sloane transmute into a tree.]]

* Lucas does something immeasurably inept
* Davenport speaks his own name

* Merle or Taako cast Charm Person