History DarthWiki / TheRoadGypsy

* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Francis uses an artifact to relive the memories of someone from the distant past (Franchise/AssassinsCreed), who killed seven people to win the love of his girlfriend. (ScottPilgrim)

** Or so you're led to believe. He heads off to found the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Kingdom of]] [[MajorasMask Ikana]].

* BadAssLongHair: Francis

Francis, two years later, sets out to India, hoping to find Perci along the way (Secretly his whole reason for going), traveling on foot with intent of seeing the lands along the way. He stops to spend a night in the abandoned [[AssassinsCreed Assassin's stronghold in Masyaf]], which had been repurposed as a hotel. In the lobby, he encounters a hooded figure, and late that night, returns to the lobby to investigate. The figure removes their hood, revealing themself to be Perci, headed first to Firenze, Italy, then to her new home in London. They spend the night talking, and then they head their separate ways.

* ShoutOut: Every video has a reference to AssassinsCreed, and the soundtrack is composed largely of music from that series.

* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: Francis uses an artifact to relive the memories of someone from the distant past (AssassinsCreed), who killed seven people to win the love of his girlfriend. (ScottPilgrim)

-->- '''Francis Easton''': "Cecil...Do you know where we are? We are in the land that has seen thousands of years of history unfold. The birthplace of advanced civilization. The home of world-famous wonders, older than our family lines themselves. Cecil... [[ThisIsSparta We. Are. In. Egypt."]]

Francis Easton is a pitiful man. A respected Egyptologist, he is sued by his own lawyer for...something, and he is left homeless with $10,000 to try and get himself back up and running. However, he uses that money to take himself and another homeless man, his old friend Cecil Banning, to Egypt, the land he's spent his life wanting to see.

* ShoutOut: Every video has a reference to [[AssassinsCreed]], and the soundtrack is composed largely of music from that series.

* BadAssLongRobe: Francis's white royal robe, which he then dyes greyish-blue; Cecil's Garo cloak.

* BadAssLongRobe: Francis's white royal robe, which he then dyes greyish-blue; Cecil's Garo cloak;

Francis Easton is a pitiful man. A respected Egyptologist, he is sued by his owjn lawyer for...something, and he is left homeless with $10,000 to try and get himself back up and running. However, he uses that money to take himself and another homeless man, his old friend Cecil Banning, to Egypt, the land he's spent his life wanting to see.

** All of the videos except for the first one each have at least one reference to Assassin's Creed, and the soundtracks is comprised largely of music from that series.

One year later, Francis makes a final return to Ikana. Seeing his old home in ruins, he lets go of Perci, of Ikana, and of his depression. However, upon vacationing in his old hometown of Swaffham, England, he takes a day trip to London and accidentally runs into Perci and her new husband [[SdrawkcabName Laup]] while in the neighbourhood of Croydon. Perci attempts to make Francis jealous, to which he responds by abruptly leaving never to see her again. On the way back to Swaffham, he is contacted by a mysterious, ambiguous voice calling itself Fforaz, who instructs Francis on where to go; walking down the path it leads him on takes him to his home in Cairo. After a brief conversation with a depressed-looking Unifier, Francis falls asleep and has a face-to-face conversation with Fforaz in his dreams, who tells him to go to Cappadocia, Turkey and climb Mount Erciyes to find her Temple. Francis assembles a team consisting of himself, the Unifier, Cecil, Cecil's friend [[SdrawkcabName Yagsnivlac]] from Greece, and Jack's Spanish friend Magdalena Casas. They rest at the Ikana Tower of Cairo and prepare to venture into the East to find the Temple of Fforaz.

One year later, Francis makes a final return to Ikana. Seeing his old home in ruins, he lets go of Perci, of Ikana, and of his depression. However, upon vacationing in his old hometown of Swaffham, England, he takes a day trip to London and accidentally runs into Perci and her new husband [[SdrawkcabName Laup]] while in the neighbourhood of Croydon. Perci attempts to make Francis jealous, to which he responds by abruptly leaving never to see her again. On the way back to Swaffham, he is contacted by a mysterious, ambiguous voice calling itself Fforaz, who instructs Francis on where to go; walking down the path it leads him on takes him to his home in Cairo. After a brief conversation with a depressed-looking Unifier, Francis falls asleep and has a face-to-face conversation with Fforaz in his dreams, who tells him to go to Cappadocia, Turkey and climb Mount Erciyes to find her Temple.

A lenghty and somewhat tragic war with Capella, the neighbouring city-state from which Perci hails, takes up much of Khazemi/Francis's attention for these years, as well as his inability to concieve with Perci. Eventually, after the war seems to be tipping in Capella's favour, he resorts to assassination of the Capellan emperor, Perci's brother Warnock. At this point, Perci is quick to desert her King, departing for a remote and secret location somewhere in western Afghanistan. With his Queen gone and his heart torn asunder, Francis climbs atop the Stone Tower Temple and appeals to the Ikanian demigod, known as The Great Unifier, to bring her back, or to restore Ikana to its former status. The Unifier is unable, for these things are beyond his control.

Illupa goes off "to find Perci, maybe reason with her and get her to come back", never returning to Ikana. Garo drops his Ikanian name and returns to Cairo, reclaiming an old apartment Francis had briefly owned. Francis lingers among the ruins of Ikana for some time before the Unifier comes to him and tells him to desert. Dropping his regal name, Francis returns to Cairo as well, followed by the Great Unifier, who sacrficed his powers to leave Ikana, and adopted the name Jack Houlton.

Francis, two years later, sets out to India to find Perci, traveling on foot with intent of seeing the lands along the way. He stops to spend a night in the abandoned [[AssassinsCreed Assassin's stronghold in Masyaf]], which had been repurposed as a hotel. In the lobby, he encounters a hooded figure, and late that night, returns to the lobby to investigate. The figure removes their hood, revealing themself to be Perci, headed first to Firenze, Italy, then to her new home in London. They spend the night talking, and then they head their separate ways.

One year later, Francis makes a final return to Ikana. Seeing his old home in ruins, he lets go of Perci, of Ikana, and of his depression.

Francis, two years later, sets out to India to find Perci, traveling on foot with intent of seeing the lands along the way. He stops to spend a night in the abandoned [[AssassinsCreed Assassin's stronghold in Masyaf]], which had been repurposed as a hotel.

A lenghty and somewhat tragic war with Capella, the neighbouring

Francis Easton is a pitiful man. A respected Egyptologist, his wife sues him for...something, and he is left homeless with $10,000 to try and get himself back up and running. However, he uses that money to take himself and another homeless man, his old friend Cecil Banning, to Egypt, the land he's spent his life wanting to see.

Francis Easton, now going by the name Khazemi gramir du Ikana, reigned over the aforementioned... "borrowed", shall we say... Kingdom with his wife Perci da Capella for seven years, with Cecil (Now going by [[MeaningfulName Garo de Parsa]] as Prince and General, and Perci's sister [[MeaningfulName Illupa]] as Vizier.

Sequel, "Iklennayh", and prequel, "To Be Continued", will be written up someday.

** Or so you're led to believe. He heads off to found the Kingdom of Ikhlennayh.

And since they get caught up in the [[FlamingFruitVendorsAndAngryArabs Revolution of Early 2011]], they find themselves just trying to survive, and not doing a grand job of it.

Sequel, "Iklennayh", and prequel, "To Be Continued", will be writtne up someday.

* ClothingDamage: Francis and Cecil start as looking quite battered, with some missing sleevs or holes in their trousers. While Francis buys new clothes that looks like pristine versions of the old ones, Cecil only gets worse, to the point where his long trousers become shorts and his t-shirt becomes a vest/waistcoat.

* QuintessentialBritishGentleman: Francis, somehow, despite technically being American, as he lives in New Jersey. After the story, he becomes a citizen of [[spoiler: Italy]].