History DarthWiki / StrangledByTheRedNoose

SPARKLY-WOMAN [[VideoGame/EarthBound cowers in fear]].

"Hai, baka. The keikaku [[labelnote:1]][[GratuitousJapanese Keikaku]] means [[Manga/DeathNote plan]]![[/labelnote]] was to use her skill in curing common status ailments [[SimpleStaff whenever she wove her friggin' staff]], into creating sort of a man-made spiritual cleanser."

"So go, Johnny! Go and confront your destiny! But here... take my pennant with you," continues Saerith, removing the OrphansPlotTrinket from around her neck. "Wear it and think of me, and the day when all your problems with the world are through, and maybe, just maybe, we can find a way [[MyLittleRainbowPrincessPrettyMoonShortcake to return to my home dimension... together."

"No Baronessy! Despite meeting her fifteen minutes ago, I love her! She is the only one able to cure the rage and disillusionment in my heart! She has a pennant that acts as a portal to some kind of [[MyLittleRainbowPrincessPrettyMoonShortcake Rainbow Princess dimension where everyone's happier!]] Come on!"

UPRIGHT PLAGUE RAT responds: "Oh my God! [[TheUnit Colonel Tom Ryan]] just killed Holbein!"

FEMALE-PUNISHER responds: "What would make [[WalkTheLine Ray Cash]] do that?"

[+"RAHLCHARD, MY MAN... ''THAT'S'' JUST WHAT YOU ''GET''... WHEN YOU ''HIRE''... MISTER [[{{BRIANBLESSED}} BRIAN]] [[BrainBleach BLEACHED]]!"+]

The show opens with the T-1200 Fridgerator Tracking Cyborg and Ice Maker (currently in the form of Holbein, the recently deceased Freakishly Mutated Twentysomething Turtle) making its way through the maze of twisty sewer passages (all alike), eliminating any and all obstacles in its path without so much as an "ICE TO SEE YOU!": previously flushed alligators... [[WesternAnimation/FlushedAway claymation mice]]... Italian Plumbers trapped in the piping system... a wumpus... [[Film/TheThirdMan Orson Welles.]] All freeze and shatter to the ground with a truly awesome CGI effect. He appears to not exactly know his way, as he keeps having to drop objects in each room, in an attempt to map it out, before getting frustrated enough just to stop and allow his in-head wireless connection to look up GameFAQS.

[[SpaceQuest Poor move, homeboy!]] That barrel was full of refined sodium, and before you can say "2Na + 2H2O -> 2NaOH + H2", you find yourself coated with it. The water-based aspects of your body quickly begin dissipating into a combination of caustic liquids, and highly flammable hydrogen. Though your near-absolute zero body temperature prevents fires from breaking out, brother, it ain't pretty.

"Look, Johnny. I'd love to let you and [[DominicDeegan Luna]] continue to play your tonsil-hockey mini-game, but we're being paid to kill Kendo, and until that's done, I'd like to keep our side-quests to a minimum."

Schism arches what can only be assumed to be an eyebrow equivilant on his melted rodent race and speaks: "[[GratuitousJapanese Saerith-Chan]]? By Kami, that is a situation that is not kawaii at all. She's been infected with the [[FinalFantasy Esuena]] virus."

FEMALE PUNISHER responds: "I guess his cybernetic-organs don't have the [[IncrediblyLamePun Capsaic-ity]] for Hot Wing Sauce, Johnny."

PUNISHER responds: "You'd better [[IncrediblyLamePun lye low]], fella."

FEMALE PUNISHER responds: "That's what you get for replacing [[TheXFiles David Duchovny!]]"

DarthWiki/ThePunishersSongOfEvangelionAndIMustScream: Season 1, Episode 6. Preceded by DarthWiki/RefrigeratorTheTemporaryLoveInterestChronicles, followed by DarthWiki/{{Ive Been Working On Character Derail-road}}.

ToBeContinued in DarthWiki/{{Ive Been Working On Character Derail-road}}.

As if on cue, the camera jump-cuts to a view of Saerith [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII now inexplicably kneeling in prayer beneath]] the set of slowly-melting razor-sharp icicles the Fridgerator shot into the ceiling minutes earlier. They are clearly about to drop, as if guided by the occult hand of a WhiteHairedPrettyBoy, with the eventual result of what most lateral-thinking-puzzle lovers would call the perfect crime. The details of an internet poll concerning Saerith's fate flash on the screen, suggesting that at least one [[PortmanteauCoupleName PunNessy]] shipper is a fairly dedicated script-kiddie.

"Hai, baka. The keikaku [[hottip:1: [[GratuitousJapanese Keikaku]] means [[Manga/DeathNote plan]]!]] was to use her skill in curing common status ailments [[SimpleStaff whenever she wove her friggin' staff]], into creating sort of a man-made spiritual cleanser."

Meanwhile, back in LANDSLIDE's sewer headquarters, Baronessy is engaged in conversation with the remaining nightmarish turtles, Dürer, Baldungand and Cranach, and their plague-ridden rodent, Schism-sensei. Looking over to Saerith Conner (currently demonstrating to Johnny her amazing skills in singing, billiards and falconry), Baronessy asks "So, what exactly is [[InheritanceCycle Arya's]] deal over there? Those technicolor dream-eyes are seriously creeping me out."

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The show opens with the T-1200 Fridgerator Tracking Cyborg and Ice Maker (currently in the form of Holbein, the recently deceased Freakishly Mutated Twentysomething Turtle) making its way through the maze of twisty sewer passages (all alike), eliminating any and all obstacles in its path without so much as an "ICE TO SEE YOU!": previously flushed alligators... [[FlushedAway claymation mice]]... Italian Plumbers trapped in the piping system... a wumpus... [[Film/TheThirdMan Orson Welles.]] All freeze and shatter to the ground with a truly awesome CGI effect. He appears to not exactly know his way, as he keeps having to drop objects in each room, in an attempt to map it out, before getting frustrated enough just to stop and allow his in-head wireless connection to look up GameFAQS.

DarthWiki/ThePunishersSongOfEvangelionAndIMustScream: Season 1, Episode 6. Preceded by DarthWiki/{{Refrigerator The Temporary Love Interest Chronicles}}, followed by DarthWiki/{{Ive Been Working On Character Derail-road}}.

The show opens with the T-1200 Fridgerator Tracking Cyborg and Ice Maker (currently in the form of Holbein, the recently deceased Freakishly Mutated Twentysomething Turtle) making its way through the maze of twisty sewer passages (all alike), eliminating any and all obstacles in its path without so much as an "ICE TO SEE YOU!": previously flushed alligators... [[FlushedAway claymation mice]]... Italian Plumbers trapped in the piping system... a wumpus... [[TheThirdMan Orson Welles.]] All freeze and shatter to the ground with a truly awesome CGI effect. He appears to not exactly know his way, as he keeps having to drop objects in each room, in an attempt to map it out, before getting frustrated enough just to stop and allow his in-head wireless connection to look up GameFAQS.

Meanwhile, back in LANDSLIDE's sewer headquarters, Baronessy is engaged in conversation with the remaining nightmarish turtles, Dürer, Baldungand and Cranach, and their plague-ridden rodent, Schism-sensei. Looking over to Saerith Conner (currently demonstrating to Johnny her amazing skills in singing, billiards and falconry), Baronessy asks "So, what exactly is [[InheritanceCycle Arya's]] deal over there? Those technicolor dream-eyes are seriously creeping me out."

SPARKLY-WOMAN [[EarthBound cowers in fear]].

As if on cue, the camera jump-cuts to a view of Saerith [[FinalFantasyVII now inexplicably kneeling in prayer beneath]] the set of slowly-melting razor-sharp icicles the Fridgerator shot into the ceiling minutes earlier. They are clearly about to drop, as if guided by the occult hand of a WhiteHairedPrettyBoy, with the eventual result of what most lateral-thinking-puzzle lovers would call the perfect crime. The details of an internet poll concerning Saerith's fate flash on the screen, suggesting that at least one [[PortmanteauCoupleName PunNessy]] shipper is a fairly dedicated script-kiddie.

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'''?> [[{{Zork}} WHAT IS A GRUE]]?'''

"Hai, baka. The keikaku [[hottip:1: [[GratuitousJapanese Keikaku]] means [[DeathNote plan]]!]] was to use her skill in curing common status ailments [[SimpleStaff whenever she wove her friggin' staff]], into creating sort of a man-made spiritual cleanser."

"Hai, baka. The keikaku [[hottip:1: [[GratuitousJapanese Keikaku]] means [[DeathNote plan]]!]] was to use her skill in curing common status ailments [[StaffChick whenever she wove her friggin' staff]], into creating sort of a man-made spiritual cleanser."