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** That's a prop, idiot. Do you seriously think there's signal here? Oh I mean there was, until you came here and RUINED EVERYTHING!

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** That's a prop, idiot. knuckleface. Do you seriously think there's signal here? Oh I mean there was, until you airhead came here and RUINED EVERYTHING!
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** That's a prop, idiot. Do you seriously think there's signal here? Oh I mean there was, until you came here and RUINED EVERYTHING!
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** Not that I know off, and I know literally everything. Maybe if you really fish in there, you'll find a person I like shoved up your mom's butt.

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** Not that I know off, and I know literally everything. Maybe But maybe if you really fish in there, you'll find a person I like shoved up your mom's butt.

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[[caption-width-right:350:Created by the Makers of Light, Darkness, and Everything.]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:Created by the Makers of Light, Darkness, and Everything. Also your mom's hairy butt, you fat dink.]]


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** The only video game is ''VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing''. It has even ''more'' bugs than it does on Earth.


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** Not that I know off, and I know literally everything. Maybe if you really fish in there, you'll find a person I like shoved up your mom's butt.
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* What video games do you have in the Bad Place?
* Why does anyone bother calling you if you're just going to be rude to them?
* Is there anyone you actually like?
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Besides, I'm only supposed to conjure stuff for Demons, so it is likely that if you ask for anything, it's probably gonna be something to make you miserable.

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Besides, I'm I only supposed need to conjure stuff for Demons, so it is likely that if you ask me for anything, it's probably gonna be something to make you miserable.

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** Humans are such pathetic crybabies. Even the masochists have some torture that's too painful to give them a boner.



** I know literally everything and was created to be as rude and frustrating as possible, so I highly doubt that. But I would like to have that contest, just so I can watch you miserably fail, you fat dink.



** Here. [''Conjures up a Hershey's Cookies and Creme White-Chocolate Bar.'']

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** Here.Sure. [''Conjures up a Hershey's Cookies and Creme White-Chocolate Bar.'']


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** As much as you like having spiders shoved up your butt, you fat dink.
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Just want to ask a question :D


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* Do you like waffles?
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* So how do you punish the people who ''like'' to be tortured?
* I bet I can frustrate more people better and faster than you can. Wanna have a contest?
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** Only if you want a propeller shoved up your butt. Have fun with the ceiling funs you fat dink. They're cerated.
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* Can you make me able to fly?
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** Go fork yourself.
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*Will you go out with me?
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** She's up your butt. Why don't you reach up there and find out.
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her?
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her?

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*I wanna ask Disco Janet something. Where is she?
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** Here. [''Conjures up a Hershey's Cookies and Creme White-Chocolate Bar.''] Make sure to eat the whole thing so we'll force-feed you the vomit later. Then we'll beat you with clubs.

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** Here. [''Conjures up a Hershey's Cookies and Creme White-Chocolate Bar.''] Make sure to eat the whole thing so we'll force-feed you the vomit later. Then we'll beat you with clubs.'']



** Get it yourself, you pee-stain on the carpet of you're parent's lives.

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** Get it yourself, you pee-stain on the carpet of you're your parent's lives.
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Right. So, like, you're in [[{{Hell}} the Bad Place]]. I'm supposed to keep the neighborhood we're keeping you in running so we can torture you forever, or whatever. I'm supposed to be this anthropomorphized vessel of all the knowledge in the universe, but I'm not gonna tell you anything, so tough luck you fat dinks. This is the Bad Place, so really I'm more the Windows 7 of Janets, so you're more likely to give up and walk away after I call you a wuss.

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Right. So, like, you're in [[{{Hell}} the Bad Place]]. I'm supposed to keep the neighborhood we're keeping you in running so we can torture you forever, or whatever. I'm supposed to be this anthropomorphized vessel of all the knowledge in the universe, but I'm not gonna tell you anything, so tough luck you fat dinks.fat-dinks. This is the Bad Place, so really I'm more the Windows 7 of Janets, so you're more likely to give up and walk away after I call you a wuss.



If you're gonna start asking me dumb questions like a bunch of dumbash humans, leave your usernames along with your questions so that we can come up with some ironic torture for you later. And remember that this is the Bad Place, so no cursing. Cursing is cathartic, and I'm here to frustrate you, you fat-dinks.

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If you're gonna start asking me dumb questions like a bunch of dumbash humans, leave your usernames along with your questions so that we can come up with some ironic torture for you later. And remember that this is the Bad Place, so no cursing. Cursing is cathartic, and I'm here to frustrate you, you fat-dinks.
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* Can I have a coke?
** Sorry-not-sorry, ball-sack. All we have is RC. It's flat, room-temperature and we spiked it with moose urine.

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* Hey Janet, can I have a glass of water?
** Get it yourself, you pee-stain on the carpet of you're parent's lives.
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** Why don't you get off your mom and go get it yourself, you dirt-sucker?

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** Why don't you get off your mom and go get it yourself, you dirt-sucker?clock-sucker?
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** Here. Its a Hershey's Cookies and Creme White-Chocolate Bar. Make sure to eat the whole thing so we'll force-feed you the vomit later. Then we'll beat you with clubs.

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** Here. Its [''Conjures up a Hershey's Cookies and Creme White-Chocolate Bar. Bar.''] Make sure to eat the whole thing so we'll force-feed you the vomit later. Then we'll beat you with clubs.
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[[caption-width-right:350:Created by the Makers of Light, Darkness, and Everything.]]

[''Ominous "ding" noise as Bad Janet teleports in.'']

Whaddup, forknuts?

[''Sighs, then puts cell-phone away.'']

Right. So, like, you're in [[{{Hell}} the Bad Place]]. I'm supposed to keep the neighborhood we're keeping you in running so we can torture you forever, or whatever. I'm supposed to be this anthropomorphized vessel of all the knowledge in the universe, but I'm not gonna tell you anything, so tough luck you fat dinks. This is the Bad Place, so really I'm more the Windows 7 of Janets, so you're more likely to give up and walk away after I call you a wuss.

Also, I hate you.

Besides, I'm only supposed to conjure stuff for Demons, so it is likely that if you ask for anything, it's probably gonna be something to make you miserable.

If you're gonna start asking me dumb questions like a bunch of dumbash humans, leave your usernames along with your questions so that we can come up with some ironic torture for you later. And remember that this is the Bad Place, so no cursing. Cursing is cathartic, and I'm here to frustrate you, you fat-dinks.

Oh, and one more thing. [''Farts in your face.'']

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* Can you pass me the salt?
** Why don't you get off your mom and go get it yourself, you dirt-sucker?
* Can I order pizza in the Bad Place?
** All of its Hawaiian and we keep in refrigerated. If you want it microwaved, you'll have to climb into the microwave with it.
* Can I have a chocolate bar?
** Here. Its a Hershey's Cookies and Creme White-Chocolate Bar. Make sure to eat the whole thing so we'll force-feed you the vomit later. Then we'll beat you with clubs.
* What is the meaning of life?
** Being a forking dumbash destined to be tortured forever. Your life meant nothing.

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