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* Happens sometimes in the ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'' and ''Fanfic/OfficialFanfictionUniversity'' 'verse.
** "If either of you finish that sentence, I'm going to hang you both from each other's intestinal tracts!"
** "If you ever bring that up again, I'll deny everything and I will not rest until every student in this building is convinced that [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom your human self]] is a [[{{GIRL}} thirty-five-year-old man]]."
** "But you pull this ''come-wiz-me-to-ze-casbah'' routine on me again, and I'm still going to rip your teeth out. Through your rectum."
** "You make ''one'' more comment about '[[Literature/{{Discworld}} rat-onna-stick]]', PPC boy, and ''I will eat your soul."''
** "TWO WORDS, YOU [[PlantAliens MANURE-CONSUMING EXCUSE FOR A SPOTTY WHITE TOADSTOOL]]! ''LAWN MOWER!"''
** "One false move from yew, sir, one word outta yore mouth wot I don't like, an' I'll cockblock yer by kickin' it till ye 'ave a falsetto wot'd make Music/JustinBieber jealous." In the same MSTing, a reluctant riffer was threatened with being forced to hang around with resident EnfantTerrible Molly.
** "Are you aware of the number of live eel larvae the nasal cavity can accommodate? Make me listen to [[BerserkButton one more comment about my name]] and you'll find out."
* In the ''Don't Press the Red Button'' game, at one point after clicking the button a certain number of times, it threatens to cut off your head with a toothbrush.
* Dane threatens to castrate Ian with the edge of a plastic spoon in ''Literature/StatlessAndTactless''.
* [[http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140823155024/segaforumgames/images/5/59/Yousuck.png This]] epic rant at the UnpleasableFanbase of Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog features a couple:
-->I personally hope that Creator/MichaelBay and Uwe Boll team up and are put in charge of the live-action adaptation of your favorite anime. [...] I hope that a SEGA Dreamcast falls on your head and puts you in a coma until 2047.
* [[Creator/BobChipman MovieBob]] on Film/{{Pixels}}:
--> I didn't merely hate this movie, I wanted to beat it slowly to death with a [[NerfArm wiffle ball bat]], so it would take f*cking longer!
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'':
** In episode 3, we have poor Krillin attempting to break some bad news to Chi-Chi which leads to this trope.
-->'''Krillin:''' So... Chi-Chi. ''Hypothetically''; what would you do if you were told your husband was dead and your son was kidnapped by his worst enemy?\\
'''Chi-Chi:''' [[GroinAttack I'd castrate]] [[ShootTheMessenger the messenger]] in his sleep with [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon a rusty carving knife]].\\
'''Krillin:''' Oh... Then it's a good thing I'm ''not'' telling you that! ''(nervous laughter)''\\
''(Chi-Chi briefly joins in with Krillin's laughter)''\\
'''Chi-Chi:''' ''(eerily)'' Would you like to spend the night?\\
'''Krillin:''' [[TooDumbToLive ...Against my better judgment]].
** Episode 9 has Gohan making a threat like this in a rather eloquent manner in reaction to Piccolo's death.
-->'''Gohan:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I'm gonna eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!]]\\
'''Nappa:''' (''{{Beat}}'') ...What?\\
'''Gohan: ''[[LaymansTerms I'M GONNA SKULLF**K YOU!]]'''''
** Another one from Chi-Chi in episode 59 when Goku makes Gohan fight Cell.
-->'''Chi-Chi:''' [[MamaBear I AM GOING TO CASTRATE HIM!!!]]\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Chi-Chi''': With a ''[[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon butterknife]]'', you son of a bitch! I'll tie you to a chair first and gag you with a god damn daikon radish!
----
** "If either of you finish that sentence, I'm going to hang you both from each other's intestinal tracts!"
** "If you ever bring that up again, I'll deny everything and I will not rest until every student in this building is convinced that [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom your human self]] is a [[{{GIRL}} thirty-five-year-old man]]."
** "But you pull this ''come-wiz-me-to-ze-casbah'' routine on me again, and I'm still going to rip your teeth out. Through your rectum."
** "You make ''one'' more comment about '[[Literature/{{Discworld}} rat-onna-stick]]', PPC boy, and ''I will eat your soul."''
** "TWO WORDS, YOU [[PlantAliens MANURE-CONSUMING EXCUSE FOR A SPOTTY WHITE TOADSTOOL]]! ''LAWN MOWER!"''
** "One false move from yew, sir, one word outta yore mouth wot I don't like, an' I'll cockblock yer by kickin' it till ye 'ave a falsetto wot'd make Music/JustinBieber jealous." In the same MSTing, a reluctant riffer was threatened with being forced to hang around with resident EnfantTerrible Molly.
** "Are you aware of the number of live eel larvae the nasal cavity can accommodate? Make me listen to [[BerserkButton one more comment about my name]] and you'll find out."
* In the ''Don't Press the Red Button'' game, at one point after clicking the button a certain number of times, it threatens to cut off your head with a toothbrush.
* Dane threatens to castrate Ian with the edge of a plastic spoon in ''Literature/StatlessAndTactless''.
* [[http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140823155024/segaforumgames/images/5/59/Yousuck.png This]] epic rant at the UnpleasableFanbase of Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog features a couple:
-->I personally hope that Creator/MichaelBay and Uwe Boll team up and are put in charge of the live-action adaptation of your favorite anime. [...] I hope that a SEGA Dreamcast falls on your head and puts you in a coma until 2047.
* [[Creator/BobChipman MovieBob]] on Film/{{Pixels}}:
--> I didn't merely hate this movie, I wanted to beat it slowly to death with a [[NerfArm wiffle ball bat]], so it would take f*cking longer!
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'':
** In episode 3, we have poor Krillin attempting to break some bad news to Chi-Chi which leads to this trope.
-->'''Krillin:''' So... Chi-Chi. ''Hypothetically''; what would you do if you were told your husband was dead and your son was kidnapped by his worst enemy?\\
'''Chi-Chi:''' [[GroinAttack I'd castrate]] [[ShootTheMessenger the messenger]] in his sleep with [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon a rusty carving knife]].\\
'''Krillin:''' Oh... Then it's a good thing I'm ''not'' telling you that! ''(nervous laughter)''\\
''(Chi-Chi briefly joins in with Krillin's laughter)''\\
'''Chi-Chi:''' ''(eerily)'' Would you like to spend the night?\\
'''Krillin:''' [[TooDumbToLive ...Against my better judgment]].
** Episode 9 has Gohan making a threat like this in a rather eloquent manner in reaction to Piccolo's death.
-->'''Gohan:''' [[SophisticatedAsHell I'm gonna eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!]]\\
'''Nappa:''' (''{{Beat}}'') ...What?\\
'''Gohan: ''[[LaymansTerms I'M GONNA SKULLF**K YOU!]]'''''
** Another one from Chi-Chi in episode 59 when Goku makes Gohan fight Cell.
-->'''Chi-Chi:''' [[MamaBear I AM GOING TO CASTRATE HIM!!!]]\\
''(Later)''\\
'''Chi-Chi''': With a ''[[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon butterknife]]'', you son of a bitch! I'll tie you to a chair first and gag you with a god damn daikon radish!
----
