History Creator / SueMary

Marrissa's fifth story. It appears to be a Film/TheLorax / Film/AmericanBeauty crossover, and the main plot is the romance between the Once-ler and Jane Burnham, while Skepkitty, under the alias "Von Kramer", attempts to intervene. At three chapters, it is shorter than the other stories that Marrissa has written, but still longer than Sue Mary's longest, ''The Hangover Part II: Rise of the Planet of the Apes''.

Consiting of two seperate stories, ''Dragon Age: Orgins'' and ''Dragon Age Origans 2: Jonson verus Zombies'' are a retelling of the events of ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' from the perspective of "Commander Jonson" (or sometimes Joson, or Josnon, ect.) who is an "army guy" that ends up becoming a [[strike:Grey Warden]] Grey Army Guy who sets off the fight the [[strike:darkspawn]] "monster things". Notable that every characters name is misspelled (though this is a staple of Sue Mary's stories its particularly bad in these two) and features all manner of CanonDefilement such as Jonson "[[DragonBallZ going super sayin]]" to fight an orge like Shrek.

Claiming to be "a trial storee liek Creator/JodiPicoult bookz" ''Arthur An Da Meder!'' has WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} witness a murder and then accused of said crime. Despite the attempts of his lawyer "[[PhoenixWright Feniox Rite]]" Arthur is found guilty and sent to jail where is regularly "rapped" and "beated up and other stuffs".

Sue Mary's "offisial rewrite" of [[TheHangover The Hangover Part II]], this time mashing the story together with Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes because "Hanged over is not good movee but Planet of the Apps is!". It is her longest story so far, at nearly 3000 words.

Starts off in FlatWhat territory by being a ''Literature/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs'' story concerning "Racial tenshun running high in Swallow Falls," [[DudeNotFunny Crosses The Line]] when it is revealed "[[MartinLutherKingJr Marton Luter King 2]]" is the "leader of the blak strong hold". CrossesTheLineTwice when Morton Luter says lines like "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin HATTERS GONNA HAT!]]" and "[[MemeticMutation Run an tell DAT homeboy]]". Plus, "Flin's" father suffers "Alzhemers", which causes him to start the racial wars in the first place.

Sue Mary has changed sites at least two times, first after she was banned from FanFictionDotNet and later when Doombly forgot her Website/{{Tumblr}} password. Therefore, they are scattered, but nonetheless available to read:

* TelltaleFanficTheater3000 [=MSTs=]:

* SmallReferencePools: [[AvertedTrope Averted]]. She's written an ''[[Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh Epic of Gilgamesh]]'' story.

* [[ArtifactTitle Artifact Nickname]]: Sue Mary originally was a parody of Mary Sues. Then she became more of a parody of trollfic writers.

** "Marissa" also follows this logic, as it sounds similar to "Mary Sue" and is an actual English name.
*** Marrissa is actually [[WordOfGod a reference to the]] Fanfic/MarissaPicard [[WordOfGod fanfictions]].

Once upon a time, a fanfic junkie by the nickname of [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/998182/ Doombly]] (to-be author of ''[[FanFic/BeingHumanAPortalFanfic Being Human]]'' and ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10283509/1/ Robert & Rosalind are Dead]]'') saw a machinima video based on a TrollFic by Creator/PeterChimaera, ''Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula''. He thus was greatly inspired, and ended up looking more into trollfics. Eventually, he wrote a MarySue character, Sue Mary, into his ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' story set out to parody nearly everything, ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4709166/1/ Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!]]''. Initially, her aspirations were low; she only wanted to be Danny's girlfriend. But then she learned that she could write her own stories...

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In the "original and offisal" sequel to {{Film/Gravity}}, [[Creator/SandraBullock Sundra Bollocks]] must return to space to stop UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin from harnessing the power of Gregor Rasputin's corpse (through his nipples, which are the power conduits) and taking over the world. Meanwhile BarackObama goes in sear of a "pikel pizza" and ends up battling the animatronics from VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys.

The first ''ZekeAndLuther'' story to be posted on fanfiction.net begins with Sue Mary explaining that "Zeek nd Loother aer alyaws wear helmuts but I dond think they wuld in reel lif so i maek story were dey dont and face TEH CONSKEUNCES!" Of course [[NonIndicativeName that's not what most of the story is about]].

Once upon a time, a fanfic junkie by the nickname of [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/998182/ Insane Guy of DOOM]] (to-be author of ''[[FanFic/BeingHumanAPortalFanfic Being Human]]'' and ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10283509/1/ Robert & Rosalind are Dead]]'') saw a machinima video based on a TrollFic by Creator/PeterChimaera, ''Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula''. He thus was greatly inspired, and ended up looking more into trollfics. Eventually, he wrote a MarySue character, Sue Mary, into his ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' story set out to parody nearly everything, ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4709166/1/ Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!]]''. Initially, her aspirations were low; she only wanted to be Danny's girlfriend. But then she learned that she could write her own stories...

Today, Insane Guy of DOOM manages two separate trolling identities. Sue Mary has gone her own way, parodying everything from the Epic of Gilgamesh to ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite''. In addition, as an experiment, in 2011 he created [=MarissaTheWriter=], allegedly to see how far a trolling identity could be pushed and still be seen as legit, and thus wrote ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]''. Both continue to write trollfics to this day, albeit at rates much slower than those in their heyday.

Sue Mary has changed sites at least two times, first after she was banned from FanFictionDotNet and later when Insane Guy of DOOM forgot her Website/{{Tumblr}} password. Therefore, they are scattered, but nonetheless available to read:

* [[http://guyofdoomblr.tumblr.com/tagged/Sue-Mary Insane Guy of DOOM's Tumblr]]

While she was on [=FanFiction.Net=], Sue Mary had favorited ''Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!'' and Insane Guy of DOOM himself. [=MarissaTheWriter=] has favorited ''Fanfic/MeInInvaderZimOhKami'' (which since then has been lost forever), ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/800177/1/ Love Knows No Race]]'' and ''Oh Kami''[='s=] author [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3260689/ sinkittytail]].

* HypocriticalHumor: [=MarissaTheWriter=] often makes references making fun of {{MST}}ers. Insane Guy of DOOM [[http://fanfictiontheater.wordpress.com/ ran an MST blog himself]] before joining Script/TelltaleFanficTheater3000, one of the groups who actually ''did'' [=MSTs=] of Marissa's stories.

In the "original and offisal" sequel to {{Film/Gravity}}, [[Creator/SandraBullock Sundra Bollocks]] must return to space to stop VladimirPutin from harnessing the power of Gregor Rasputin's corpse (through his nipples, which are the power conduits) and taking over the world. Meanwhile BarackObama goes in sear of a "pikel pizza" and ends up battling the animatronics from VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys.

Sue Mary has changed sites at least two times, first after she was banned from FanFictionDotNet and later when Insane Guy of DOOM forgot her {{Tumblr}} password. Therefore, they are scattered, but nonetheless available to read:

While she was on [=FanFiction.Net=], Sue Mary had favorited ''Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!'' and Insane Guy of DOOM himself. [=MarissaTheWriter=] has favorited ''Fanfic/MeInInvaderZimOhKami'' (which since then has been Lost Forever), ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/800177/1/ Love Knows No Race]]'' and ''Oh Kami''[='s=] author [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3260689/ sinkittytail]].

* LostForever: Averted; while her account was shut down by Critics United, all the fanfics were backed up.

Of course nothing of the sort actually happens. Dexter ends up running over [[LeaveItToBeaver Beaver Cleaver]], getting into a drag race with [[WesternAnimation/{{Cars}} "Lighting Queen"]], and being sent to prison where he teams up with guest stars Creator/RickyGervais and [[Creator/SachaBaronCohen "Sasha Bearhands Conan"]] to escape from prison. Meanwhile Tom Dynamo's more evil brother, Joe Dynamo, is out for revenge against Dexter...

* TheCameo: Sue Mary is quite fond of putting celebrities in her stories. Creator/MrT appears in "Gottam Gridlock", Creator/StephenMerchant and DwayneJohnson star in "Tooth Fairy 2: Red Dragon Rising", Music/MickJagger and [[Literature/TheHobbit Bilbo Baggins]] are villains in Hangover Part II, Creator/ZooeyDeschanel and Creator/StephenMerchant [[spoiler:are a couple]] in Invader Zim: Born Again Christian, and Creator/RickyGervais and Creator/SachaBaronCohen are the "spesal guest stars" in Dexter's Old Technology.

Starts off in FlatWhat territory by being a ''CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs'' story concerning "Racial tenshun running high in Swallow Falls," [[DudeNotFunny Crosses The Line]] when it is revealed "[[MartinLutherKingJr Marton Luter King 2]]" is the "leader of the blak strong hold". CrossesTheLineTwice when Morton Luter says lines like "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin HATTERS GONNA HAT!]]" and "[[MemeticMutation Run an tell DAT homeboy]]". Plus, "Flin's" father suffers "Alzhemers", which causes him to start the racial wars in the first place.

* TheCameo: Sue Mary is quite fond of putting celebrities in her stories. Creator/MrT appears in "Gottam Gridlock", Creator/StephenMerchant and DwayneJohnson star in "Tooth Fairy 2: Red Dragon Rising", MickJagger and [[Literature/TheHobbit Bilbo Baggins]] are villains in Hangover Part II, Creator/ZooeyDeschanel and Creator/StephenMerchant [[spoiler:are a couple]] in Invader Zim: Born Again Christian, and Creator/RickyGervais and Creator/SachaBaronCohen are the "spesal guest stars" in Dexter's Old Technology.

Today, Insane Guy of DOOM manages two separate trolling identities. Sue Mary has gone her own way, parodying everything from the Epic of Gilgamesh to ''VideoGame/BioShockInfinite''. In addition, as an experiment, in 2011 he created [=MarissaTheWriter=], allegedly to see how far a trolling identity could be pushed and still be seen as legit, and thus wrote ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]''. Both continue to write trollfics to this day.

[[strike:Zeeke]] Zeeje is killed when "him baord brakens" and at his funeral [[strike:Luther]] Luterim announces that he was planning on proposing to him. Then [[strike:ghosts]] goats attack the city and Luther "[[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} gotted a porton pack]]" and kills them all, including Zeeke's ghost by accident. A character known only as "it" then says "It was a hard tragedy" to the night moon.

Perhaps Sue Mary's most bizarre MassiveMultiplayerCrossover yet, it combines Literature/TheMalteseFalcon, Film/TheBigSleep, Film/TheCabinetOfDrCaligari and Franchise/TheCthulhuMythos. Sam Spade and Philip Marlowe decide to team up, but get distracted and go to a fair. While there they witness the performance of Dr. Caligari and conclude he is a villain. Things go horribly wrong and Spade accidentally karate-chops a puppy's head off. Later, Dr. Caligari kidnpas Marlowe and sacrifices him to summon Cthulhu. Spade discovers the actual Maltese Falcon, and that it was in reality built as a weapon to defeat Cthulhu with.

** ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]'' and series (other installments include ''TEEN FORTRESS 2'', ''THE MARRISSA GAMES'' and ''HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE'')

[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A crossover between]] Literature/TheStrain and SesameStreet in which Dr. Ephraim Goodweather, Nora Martinez, the [[Game/BioShockInfinite "Lettuce twins"]] and [[OriginalCharacter The Robot]] team up with Big Bird to save Sesame Street from a vampire-causing parasite outbreak. [[DownerEnding It doesn't work out all that well]].

In the "original and offisal" sequel to {{Film/Gravity}}, [[SandraBullock Sundra Bollocks]] must return to space to stop VladimirPutin from harnessing the power of Gregor Rasputin's corpse (through his nipples, which are the power conduits) and taking over the world. Meanwhile BarackObama goes in sear of a "pikel pizza" and ends up battling the animatronics from VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys.

* MassivelyMultiplayerCrossover: It is a given for each of her fanfics to cross over at least three established universes.

Sue Mary's "offisial rewrite" of [[TheHangover The Hangover Part II]], this time mashing the story together with RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes because "Hanged over is not good movee but Planet of the Apps is!". It is her longest story so far, at nearly 3000 words.