History Creator / SueMary

Perhaps Sue Mary's most bizarre MassiveMultiplayerCrossover yet, it combines Literature/TheMalteseFalcon, Film/TheBigSleep, Film/TheCabinetOfDrCaligari and TheCthulhuMythos. Sam Spade and Philip Marlowe decide to team up, but get distracted and go to a fair. While there they witness the performance of Dr. Caligari and conclude he is a villain. Things go horribly wrong and Spade accidentally karate-chops a puppy's head off. Later, Dr. Caligari kidnpas Marlowe and sacrifices him to summon Cthulhu. Spade discovers the actual Maltese Falcon, and that it was in reality built as a weapon to defeat Cthulhu with.

* [[http://insaneguyofdoomblr.tumblr.com/tagged/Sue-Mary Insane Guy of DOOM's Tumblr]]

* Many more [=MSTs=] for MarissaTheWriter, listed on the ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]'' page.

Once upon a time, a fanfic junkie by the nickname of [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/998182/ Insane Guy of DOOM]] (to-be author of ''[[FanFic/BeingHumanAPortalFanfic Being Human]]'' and ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10283509/1/ Robert & Rosalind are Dead]]'') saw a machinima video based on a TrollFic by Creator/PeterChimaera, ''Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula''. He thus was greatly inspired, and ended up looking more into trollfics. Eventually, he wrote a MarySue character, Sue Mary, into his ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' story set out to parody nearly everything, ''Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!''. Initially, her aspirations were low; she only wanted to be Danny's girlfriend. But then she learned that she could write her own stories...

Today, Insane Guy of DOOM manages two separate trolling identities. Sue Mary has gone her own way, parodying everything from the Epic of Gilgamesh to VideoGame/BioShockInfinite. In addition, as an experiment, in 2011 he created [=MarissaTheWriter=], allegedly to see how far a trolling identity could be pushed and still be seen as legit, and thus wrote ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]''. Both continue to write trollfics to this day.

Once upon a time, a fanfic junkie by the nickname of [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/998182/ Insane Guy of DOOM]] (to-be author of ''[[FanFic/BeingHumanAPortalFanfic Being Human]]'') saw a machinima video based on a TrollFic by Creator/PeterChimaera, ''Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula''. He thus was greatly inspired, and ended up looking more into trollfics. Eventually, he wrote a MarySue character, Sue Mary, into his ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' story set out to parody nearly everything, ''Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!''. Initially, her aspirations were low; she only wanted to be Danny's girlfriend. But then she learned that she could write her own stories...

Once upon a time, a fanfic junkie by the nickname of [[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/998182/ Insane Guy of DOOM]] saw a machinima video based on a TrollFic by Creator/PeterChimaera, ''Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula''. He thus was greatly inspired, and ended up looking more into trollfics. Eventually, he wrote a MarySue character, Sue Mary, into his ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' story set out to parody nearly everything, ''Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!''. Initially, her aspirations were low; she only wanted to be Danny's girlfriend. But then she learned that she could write her own stories...

** ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]'' and series (other installments include ''TEEN FORTRESS 2'', ''THE MARRISSA GAMES'' and ''HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE''

Sue Mary's "offisial rewrite" of [[TheHangover The Hangover Part II]], this time mashing the story together with RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes because "Hanged over is not good movee but Planet of the Apps is!".

!![=MarrissaTheWriter=]:

Marrissa's fifth story. It appears to be a Film/TheLorax / Film/AmericanBeauty crossover, and the main plot is the romance between the Once-ler and Jane Burnham, while Skepkitty, under the alias "Von Kramer", attempts to intervene. At three chapters, it is shorter than the other stories that Marrissa has written.

Once upon a time, a fanfic junkie by the nickname of Insane Guy of DOOM saw a machinima video based on a TrollFic by Creator/PeterChimaera, ''Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula''. He thus was greatly inspired, and ended up looking more into trollfics. Eventually, he wrote a MarySue character, Sue Mary, into his ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' story set out to parody nearly everything, ''Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!''. Initially, her aspirations were low; she only wanted to be Danny's girlfriend. But then she learned that she could write her own stories...

While she was on [=FanFiction.Net=], Sue Mary had favorited ''Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!'' and Insane Guy of DOOM himself. MarissaTheWriter has favorited ''Fanfic/MeInInvaderZimOhKami'' (which since then has been Lost Forever), ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/800177/1/ Love Knows No Race]]'' and ''Oh Kami''[='s=] author [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3260689/ sinkittytail]].

Today, Insane Guy of DOOM manages two separate trolling identities. Sue Mary has gone her own way, parodying everything from the Epic of Gilgamesh to VideoGame/BioShockInfinite. In addition, as an experiment, in 2011 he created [=MarissaTheWriter=], allegedly to see how far a trolling identity could be pushed and still be seen as legit, and thus wrote ''FanFic/{{ITS MY LIFE!}}''. Both continue to write trollfics to this day.

** ''FanFic/{{ITS MY LIFE!}}'' and series (other installments include ''TEEN FORTRESS 2'', ''THE MARRISSA GAMES'' and ''HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE''

One of FanfictionDotNet's most famous {{Troll}}s, or maybe a [[PoesLaw parody of Trolls]], take your pick. Sue Mary is best known for writing what might be the first ''TheHumanCentipede'' fanfiction: ''FanFic/TheHuemnCeniped2TheHumenMilipede'' yet had also written "stories" for everything from ''Literature/TheEpicOfGilgamesh'' to ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'' with plots that underwent SerialEscalation.

The same person also uses the nickname "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2936305/MarissaTheWriter MarissaTheWriter]]" to write stories, usually longer than Sue Mary's trollfics. Currently there are six of them: ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]'', ''TEEN FORTRESS 2'', ''FanFic/InvaderZimBornAgainChristian'', ''THE MARRISSA GAMES'', ''Real Beauty'', and ''HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE''.

Four stories written by Sue Mary have their own pages on this wiki: ''FanFic/TheHuemnCeniped2TheHumenMilipede'', ''FanFic/SherlockHomesVsJackTheRipper'', ''FanFic/TehScreamingOfTheLambs'', and her self proclaimed magnum opus ''FanFic/LovesHeartstrings''.

Her works had been [[{{MST}} MSTed]] by Script/TelltaleFanficTheater3000. You can read the [=MSTings=] [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LmSxXQZMMjux8LtOz7FjoPQebBVBnTSD9wJBk3GqkMs/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1 here (for Sue Mary)]] and [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/14Uv_Gp_q4BodvPTxAhOhNHRtIfwEs4qtBPwU_GqmUmE/edit?hl=en_US here (for MarissaTheWriter)]].

Sue Mary had favorited ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4709166/1/Oh_Gosh_No_Not_Another_Oh_Gosh_No_Story Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No! Story!]]'', mainly for her appearance, and its author Insane Guy of DOOM, who is also the same guy who runs the two accounts. [=MarissaTheWriter=] has favorited ''Fanfic/MeInInvaderZimOhKami'' (which since then has been LostForever), ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/800177/1/Love_Knows_No_Race Love Knows No Race]]'' and ''Oh Kami''[='=]s author [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3260689/sinkittytail sinkittytail]].

Sue Mary, after being banned from [=FanFiction.Net=], had moved to {{Tumblr}} [[http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/ here]]. [=MarissaTheWriter=] also had joined her on the same site. However, as luck would have it, both of them had lost their password, and therefore new trollfics now appear on [[http://insaneguyofdoomblr.tumblr.com/ Insane Guy of DOOM's Tumblr]].

You can also find a backup of some of her works [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YlRQQNxXvxSgoTcikZyanLyR4EFzV260149d92hdbw4/edit here]].

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Marrissa's fifth story. It appears to be a Film/TheLorax / Film/AmericanBeauty crossover, and the main plot is the romance between the Once-ler and Jane Burnham, while Skepkitty, under the alias "Von Kramer", attempts to intervene. At three chapters, it is shorter than the other stories that Marrissa has written.
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* [[TheCameo Celebrity Cameo]]: Sue Mary is quite fond of putting celebrities in her stories. Creator/MrT appears in "Gottam Gridlock", Creator/StephenMerchant and DwayneJohnson star in "Tooth Fairy 2: Red Dragon Rising", MickJagger and [[Literature/TheHobbit Bilbo Baggins]] are villains in Hangover Part II, Creator/ZooeyDeschanel and Creator/StephenMerchant [[spoiler:are a couple]] in Invader Zim: Born Again Christian, and Creator/RickyGervais and Creator/SachaBaronCohen are the "spesal guest stars" in Dexter's Old Technology.

Her works had been [[{{MST}} MSTed]] by TelltaleFanficTheater3000. You can read the [=MSTings=] [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LmSxXQZMMjux8LtOz7FjoPQebBVBnTSD9wJBk3GqkMs/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1 here (for Sue Mary)]] and [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/14Uv_Gp_q4BodvPTxAhOhNHRtIfwEs4qtBPwU_GqmUmE/edit?hl=en_US here (for MarissaTheWriter)]].

* HypocriticalHumor: [=MarissaTheWriter=] often makes references making fun of {{MST}}ers. Insane Guy of DOOM [[http://fanfictiontheater.wordpress.com/ ran an MST blog himself]] before joining TelltaleFanficTheater3000, one of the groups who actually ''did'' [=MSTs=] of Marissa's stories.

The same person also uses the nickname "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2936305/MarissaTheWriter MarissaTheWriter]]" to write stories, usually longer than Sue Mary's trollfics. Currently there are five of them: ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]'', ''TEEN FORTRESS 2'', ''FanFic/InvaderZimBornAgainChristian'', ''THE MARRISSA GAMES'', ''Real Beauty'', and ''HARRY POTTER AN THE KILL OF SNAPE''.

The same person also uses the nickname "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2936305/MarissaTheWriter MarissaTheWriter]]" to write stories, usually longer than Sue Mary's trollfics. Currently there are five of them: ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]'', ''TEEN FORTRESS 2'', ''FanFic/InvaderZimBornAgainChristian'', ''THE MARRISSA GAMES'', and ''Real Beauty''.

Sue Mary's first story, set in the ''DannyPhantom'' fandom, has Sam develop ghost powers while "fixin repears" at the ghost poratl. Sam then decides to be "Stam Fantom" and fights a "ghetos dinosore" and later [[strike:Dracula]] [[{{Dracula}} DARCULA]], who then reveals himself to actually be "[[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitlerd]]". Sam defeats him but gets cancer and has an operashun which removes her powars. She and Danny then go on a date and have "sexk".

* [[TheCameo Celebrity Cameo]]: Sue Mary is quite fond of putting celebrities in her stories. Creator/MrT appears in "Gottam Gridlock", Creator/StephenMerchant and DwayneJohnson star in "Tooth Fairy 2: Red Dragon Rising", MickJagger and [[Literature/TheHobbit Bilbo Baggins]] are villains in Hangover Part II, Music/ZooeyDeschanel and Creator/StephenMerchant [[spoiler:are a couple]] in Invader Zim: Born Again Christian, and Creator/RickyGervais and Creator/SachaBaronCohen are the "spesal guest stars" in Dexter's Old Technology.

From there things get into weirdness levels rivaling ComicsNix, with attacks by the "unaborted" love child of "a cooger" and BillO'Reiley, a rap battle between Ceasar and PaRappaTheRapper, and a final showdown where [[{{Gorn}} Stephen Jacobs uses his own gutted intestines as nooses to hang the apes with]].

Claiming to be "a trial storee liek JodiPicoult bookz" ''Arthur An Da Meder!'' has WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} witness a murder and then accused of said crime. Despite the attempts of his lawyer "[[PhoenixWright Feniox Rite]]" Arthur is found guilty and sent to jail where is regularly "rapped" and "beated up and other stuffs".

* DramaticReading: They can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL047E08EFC9968439&feature=plcp here]]. There are nine of them so far, and counting!

Sue Mary, after being banned from [=FanFiction.Net=], has moved to {{Tumblr}} [[http://suemaryfanfiction.tumblr.com/ here]]. [=MarissaTheWriter=] also joined her on the same site.

* NobodyPoops:

Sue Mary's first story, set in the ''DannyPhantom'' fandom, has Sam develop ghost powers while "fixin repears" at the ghost poratl. Sam then decides to be "Stam Fantom" and fights a "ghetos dinosore" and later [[strike:Dracula]] [[{{Dracula}} DARCULA]], who then reveals himself to actually be "{{Hitler}}d". Sam defeats him but gets cancer and has an operashun which removes her powars. She and Danny then go on a date and have "sexk".

Four stories written on her own account have their own pages on this wiki: ''FanFic/TheHuemnCeniped2TheHumenMilipede'', ''FanFic/SherlockHomesVsJackTheRipper'', ''FanFic/TehScreamingOfTheLambs'', and her self proclaimed magnum opus ''FanFic/LovesHeartstrings''.

The same person also uses the nickname "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2936305/MarissaTheWriter MarissaTheWriter]]" to write stories, usually longer than Sue Mary's trollfics. Currently there are five of them: ''[[FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}} ITS MY LIFE!]]'', ''TEEN FORTRESS 2'', ''FanFic/InvaderZimBornAgainChristian'', ''THE MARRISSA GAMES'', and ''Real Beauty''.

Marrissa's fifth story. It appears to be a Film/TheLorax / Film/AmericanBeauty crossover, and the main plot is the romance between the Once-ler and Jane Burnham, while various falmer trolls intervene. It will be shorter than the other stories that Marrissa has written.