History Characters / UltraFastPony

The main narrator, who does voiceovers. Has the distinction of uttering the very first lines in the entire show: "Meanwhile, in Equestria. Oh, yeah..."

* DealWithTheDevil: She can take grant requests, in exchange for damning the pony who requested her services soul.

* ComedicSociopath: See his AxCrazy quote above, it is said in the most casual why possible.

* ThroughTheEyesOfMadness: She is implied to be disillusion in episode 81. [[note]] Then again, it also hints that they are ''all'' delusional to some extent. Really puts some things in perspective. [[/note]]

Speaks with an over-the-top African-American accent. Did we mention that she's shy? As of "Batshy Crazy" she has become vampire pony and according "What Is The Deal" she's [[spoiler: somehow technically owned by Rarity.]]

* SexForServices: Her entire plan for helping Ponyville pass the health inspection, is to sleep with the inspector. (To be fair, there is no other Ponyville would pass.) Too bad he's more into Applejack.

* ComicTrio: Aria is "the angry one", Sonata is "a little mentally impaired", and Adagio is "the leader with the deep yet sensual voice that is far too mature for someone who is supposed to be high school age."
* CompressedHair: Adagio takes her rather small hood off, revealing her giant hair.

* MakeMeWannaShout: See above.

* TheIrishMob: The entire Apple clan. Apple farming is just a front for theft, fixing fights, selling drugs, other illegal activities, and speaking with Irish accents.

* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: She has an... interesting voice.

* ThroughTheEyesOfMadness: Not only are both Rainbow Dash and to a lesser extent Applebloom have been confirmed to be delusional, but season four's''We free breezee'' and season three's ''Hip hop happening'' hint that ''all'' of The Mane Six might be this to extent. This revelation puts the events of the show into an interesting light.

-->'''Cranky:''' My name be Crankydoodledinkledonkeydoodledee, the Fourth, but you can just call me Crankydoodledinkledonkeydoodledee, The.\\

A demon summoned by Pinkie Pie 2 to serve the Apple Family. One problem: She has a ''strict'' rule about not killing, much to Applejack's charging.

* DealWithTheDevil: She can take grant requests, in exchange for damming the pony who requested her services soul.
* NiceGirl: Surprisingly, despite being a demonic servant, she one of the nicer characters in this series.

* TechnicalPacifist: She doesn't seem to have a problem with evil in general, but her rule against killing is so strict, when Applejack tells her to image an apple she just smashed was pony's head, she ''revives the apple''.
* TokenGoodTeammate: Assuming she is an official member of the Apple Family now, she is this along side Applebloom and possibly Cherelee.
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: She has an.. interesting voice.

* NoSocialSkills: She's desperate for companionship, yet she's constantly sabotaging herself with jerkish behavior, and being weirdly clingy and emotional to the few ponies who are nice to her.
-->'''Rainbow Dash:''' I know I hate everyone, but why does everyone hate me?

* AffablyEvil: She's very outgoing and friendly when she isn't extorting ponies or busting kneecaps.

* TheHunter: He's on a quest to rid Equistria of evil forces.

* TheLoinsSleepTonight: An ongoing, offscreen problem for Soarin. In "The Longest Episode", he tries to fix it by eating a pie laced with Viagra. In "Forgettershy", Spitfire cracks a joke about it:

%%* TheSociopath: Spitfire

* AdaptationalHeroism: Hinted at and PlayedForLaughs, when Rarity says they killed the crystal kingdom's rightful king.

* NiceGuy: He very patient, friendly, and understanding with Rainbow Dash. Perhaps even ''too'' understanding, as he let her just barely pass, after failing a test where she '''[[EpicFail literally just had to write her name]]'''.

* NiceGuy: He very patient, friendly, and understanding with Rainbow Dash. Perhaps even ''too'' understanding, as he let her just barley pass, after failing a test where she '''[[EpicFail literally just had to right her name]]'''.

* AxCrazy: See SerialKiller below.

* UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}}: Rarity has a ''lot'' of leather gear at her boutique. Her fantasies of Prince Blueblood involve branding irons and getting chained to the bed. Her masochism is so far gone that she enjoys pain for its own sake--whenever she's in physical danger, she's ''disappointed'' if she comes out unhurt. She engages in SelfHarm when others don't indulge her.

** As of season four, she seems to be bordering on TheSociopath. See below.

** CuckoolanderCommentator: In "Rocks, Clocks, and Two Stupid Ponies", she and Spike spend all their time talking about how high they are, and never get around to commenting on the race.

* JerkAss
** JerkWithTheHeartOfAJerk: To her dying day she never showed any likable traits, or even shown concern for others.

* JerkAss: Spitfire is this ''even by UFP standards''.

* TheSociopath: Spitfire, see BadBoss and KickTheDog above.

* AbusiveParents: '''''Good God''''', Spitfire.

* TheGloriousWarOfSisterlyRivalry: She sees Rainbow Dash as a rival for her parents' affection.

** JerkWithTheHeartOfAJerk: In this universe he only reformed out of frustration at Fluttershy's idiocy.

* BiTheWay / LipstickLesbian: The mane six and Princess Cadance, as they all share a female prostitute at the end of the UFP movie.

* CampStraight or TransparentCloset: Shining Armor is so mincing and lispy that Twilight's convinced he's CampGay. Shining insists that he's straight: just because he likes fashion magazines, musicals, country music and had sex with some stallion named Samson one or more times (he said "no homo", so it doesn't count) doesn't mean he's gay. It's unclear which (if either) of them is right.

* TheGadfly: In general, Pinkie seems to be a half-rate AndyKaufman, just as eager to piss off her audience as she is to make them laugh. In particular, the entire plot of "Ponynet Fight" turns out to be a prank at Twilight's expense--Pinkie reveals at the end that she was only pretending to believe [[spoiler:in her Pinkie Sense]] because she knew it would annoy Twi.

* PunctuatedForEmphasis: He... ''talks just like''... WilliamShatner!

* TheCameo: In "The Longest Wedding", she's voiced by IMMATOONLINK (creator of very surreal pony videos), making her the ''only'' character to date voiced by someone besides Wacarb.

--> Sunset: Just because a hang around with children, and take showers with them, and force them to love me... Oh god, I really am turning into Celestia.

--> Sunset: Just because a hang children, and take showers with them, and force them to love me... Oh god, I really am turning into Celestia.

* ManOfAThousandVoices: Switches to completely different accents on several occasions: a SeanConnery impression in "Hippocratic Oafs", a [[WelcomeToTheCaribbeanMon Jamaican accent]] in "Utter Lunacy", a "Santa Claus" voice in "The Best Episode Ever", the FratBro accent in "How Not to Train Your Dragon", an "annoying teenager" voice in "Stranger than Fan Fiction", a [[PrivateEyeMonologue hard-boiled detective voice]] in "Ponyville Noire", and a low, gruff voice in "The Longest Recap". (He likes this one so much he asks Twilight if he can make it his new, permanent accent. She refuses.)

* PetTheDog: Is the only one to stand up for Rainbow Dash in Hell Cheeses Over and later apologizes for getting her that mess, while revealing they ''actually are friends!''

A former slave and an incompetent animal caretaker, plagued by crippling shyness. At least she has her catchphrases. Also, she's shy.

Speaks with an over-the-top African-American accent. Did we mention that she's shy?

* TheDogBitesBack: In "Bats", she eventually has enough of Twilight's crap.

* MoodSwinger: Due to her obvious drug addiction, see TheStoner above, this is a given.