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* MeaningfulName: "The D" is common slang for [[BiggusDickus the male genitalia]], especially on the internet. So it doesn't come as a surprise that the man commonly known as "The D" is not only a DirtyOldMan, but also kind of [[JerkAss a dick]] in general, to put it mildly.
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* MeaningfulName: "The D" is common slang for [[BiggusDickus the male genitalia]], especially on the internet. So it doesn't come as a surprise that the man commonly known as "The D" is not only a DirtyOldMan, but also kind of [[JerkAss [[{{Jerkass}} a dick]] in general, to put it mildly.
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!!Drag Along / Vaca / Tsui / Chui / Baca / Chewie
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!!Drag Along / Vaca / Tsui / Chui / Baca / ChewieChewie / Chevrolet / Chevron
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!!Characters Introduced In ''Flies Are A Sober Force'' and ''The Final Hopeless Situation''
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!!Characters Introduced In ''Flies Are A Sober Force'' and Force'', ''The Final Hopeless Situation''
Situation'' and ''The Emergence of the Weather by the Rows''
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!!Eyebrows / Swiss / Wait
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!!Eyebrows / Swiss / WaitWait / Thunder
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!!Marry
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* StepfordSmiler: May be one, since he mentions that the attack on Jiajai's boat is sad.
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* StepfordSmiler: May be one, since he mentions that the attack on Jiajai's Jiajia's boat is sad.
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[[folder:Zoe]]
!!Zoe
->'''Played by:''' Creator/KeriRussell (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCriminals Zorii Bliss]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Jenner]]
!!Jenner
->'''Played by:''' Naomi Acker (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsResistanceHeroes Jannah]]
[[/folder]]
!!Zoe
->'''Played by:''' Creator/KeriRussell (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCriminals Zorii Bliss]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Jenner]]
!!Jenner
->'''Played by:''' Naomi Acker (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsResistanceHeroes Jannah]]
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* TheSlacker: When the Station Wagon plans can't be found aboard the ship at the start of ''WebVideo/TheNoveltyDesire'', he tells his men that "we will not work this time".
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* TheDon: Possibly.
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* MistakenForSpecialGuest: By the First Order.
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* MistakenForSpecialGuest: [[MistakenForSpecialGuest Mistaken For Royalty]]: By the First Order.
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* MistakenForRoyalty: By the First Order.
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* MistakenForRoyalty: MistakenForSpecialGuest: By the First Order.
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* EvilCripple: Claims to suffer from an unspecified medical condition.
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* EvilCripple: Claims A slaver and powerful businessman who claims to suffer from an unspecified medical condition.
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!!Thoreau Jr./Kellogg/Classes/Bansoro/Solomon class
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!!Thoreau Jr./Kellogg/Classes/Bansoro/Solomon classclass/Ronaldo
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!!General Hux
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!!General HuxHux/Hussein Hess
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* EvilInc: Possibly runs one.
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* EvilInc: Possibly He runs one.either one or possibly a criminal syndicate that uses a legitimate fruit company as a front.
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[[folder:DJ]]
!!DJ
->'''Played by:''' Creator/BenicioDelToro (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCriminals DJ]]
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* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Implied to have been one in any case. He talks about exporting citrus fruit (possibly a parallel to the [[BananaRepublic United Fruit Company]]) and has dabbled in the slave trade.
* EvilCripple: Claims to suffer from an unspecified medical condition.
* EvilInc: Possibly runs one.
* {{Greed}}: More so than the original. As far as we know he's powerful enough to be able to manage his citrus fruit business in prison, and he seems interested in expanding to oil drilling. He's got all the money in the world and yet still goes as far as to betray allies and sell people into slavery.
* MightAsWellNotBeInPrisonAtAll: While in prison he talks about blocking his fruit exports in present-tense, implying he's still running his fruit company even behind bars.
* SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil: Apparently sold 'a good man' into slavery.
* TokenEvilTeammate: For the duration of the time he's helping out Finland and Ross, seeing as he openly admits to selling people into slavery even before he betrays them.
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!!DJ
->'''Played by:''' Creator/BenicioDelToro (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCriminals DJ]]
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* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Implied to have been one in any case. He talks about exporting citrus fruit (possibly a parallel to the [[BananaRepublic United Fruit Company]]) and has dabbled in the slave trade.
* EvilCripple: Claims to suffer from an unspecified medical condition.
* EvilInc: Possibly runs one.
* {{Greed}}: More so than the original. As far as we know he's powerful enough to be able to manage his citrus fruit business in prison, and he seems interested in expanding to oil drilling. He's got all the money in the world and yet still goes as far as to betray allies and sell people into slavery.
* MightAsWellNotBeInPrisonAtAll: While in prison he talks about blocking his fruit exports in present-tense, implying he's still running his fruit company even behind bars.
* SlaveryIsASpecialKindOfEvil: Apparently sold 'a good man' into slavery.
* TokenEvilTeammate: For the duration of the time he's helping out Finland and Ross, seeing as he openly admits to selling people into slavery even before he betrays them.
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* RaceLift: Has a Chinese name despite otherwise looking Caucasian.
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[[folder:Quincy Kunnick]]
!!Quincy Kunnick
->'''Played by:''' Creator/BenMendelsohn (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsGalacticEmpire Orson Krennic]]
!!Quincy Kunnick
->'''Played by:''' Creator/BenMendelsohn (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsGalacticEmpire Orson Krennic]]
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!!Quincy Kunnick
!!Cassian
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* AdaptationalNationality: Quincy is apparently Australian, as he's mentioned as being the secretary of Queensland. He also uses some Australian vernacular. Fittingly, he's played by an Australian actor.
* CutLexLuthorACheck: Wants to use the Dead Star to destroy... a satellite.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Claims to want to bring peace and security to the Milky Way.
* CutLexLuthorACheck: Wants to use the Dead Star to destroy... a satellite.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Claims to want to bring peace and security to the Milky Way.
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* AdaptationalNationality: Quincy is apparently Australian, as he's mentioned as being NotSoDifferent: To Piano, regarding their relative ruthlessness and amorality in the secretary name of Queensland. He also uses some Australian vernacular. Fittingly, he's played by an Australian actor.
* CutLexLuthorACheck: Wants to usefighting and surviving the Dead Star to destroy... a satellite.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Claims to want to bring peace and security toEmpire. He even straight-up tells her that they're the Milky Way.
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[[folder:Old K]]
!!Old K
->'''Played by:''' [=CGI=] (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne K-2S0]]
!!Old K
->'''Played by:''' [=CGI=] (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne K-2S0]]
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!!Old K
!!Quincy Kunnick
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->'''Originally called:'''
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* AdaptationalVillainy: Old K initally rescues Piano to become a sex worker. It's a good thing the Rebel Alliance had another use for her
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Tends to use longer, fancier words than his counterpart in the original.
* ShipperOnDeck: Thinks Cassian should keep Piano in his arms.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Greets a squad of stormtroopers with "Alas yo."
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Tends to use longer, fancier words than his counterpart in the original.
* ShipperOnDeck: Thinks Cassian should keep Piano in his arms.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Greets a squad of stormtroopers with "Alas yo."
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* AdaptationalVillainy: Old K initally rescues Piano to become a sex worker. It's a good thing AdaptationalNationality: Quincy is apparently Australian, as he's mentioned as being the Rebel Alliance had another use for her
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Tends to use longer, fancier words than his counterpart in the original.secretary of Queensland. He also uses some Australian vernacular. Fittingly, he's played by an Australian actor.
*ShipperOnDeck: Thinks Cassian should keep Piano in his arms.CutLexLuthorACheck: Wants to use the Dead Star to destroy... a satellite.
*SophisticatedAsHell: Greets a squad of stormtroopers with "Alas yo."
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* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Tends to use longer, fancier words than his counterpart in the original.
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[[folder: Bodhi Luke]]
!!Bodhi Luke
->'''Played by:''' Creator/RizAhmed (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Bodhi Rook]]
!!Bodhi Luke
->'''Played by:''' Creator/RizAhmed (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Bodhi Rook]]
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!!Bodhi Luke
!!Old K
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->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne
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* InsistentTerminology: Is always referred to as the pilot''s'', plural.
* NamesTheSame: Shares his name with one of Gospel's many.
* NamesTheSame: Shares his name with one of Gospel's many.
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* InsistentTerminology: Is always referred AdaptationalVillainy: Old K initally rescues Piano to as become a sex worker. It's a good thing the pilot''s'', plural.
Rebel Alliance had another use for her
*NamesTheSame: Shares SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Tends to use longer, fancier words than his name with one of Gospel's many.counterpart in the original.
* ShipperOnDeck: Thinks Cassian should keep Piano in his arms.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Greets a squad of stormtroopers with "Alas yo."
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* ShipperOnDeck: Thinks Cassian should keep Piano in his arms.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Greets a squad of stormtroopers with "Alas yo."
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!!Bodhi Luke
->'''Played by:''' Creator/RizAhmed (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Bodhi Rook]]
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* InsistentTerminology: Is always referred to as the pilot''s'', plural.
* NamesTheSame: Shares his name with one of Gospel's many.
[[/folder]]
!!Bodhi Luke
->'''Played by:''' Creator/RizAhmed (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Bodhi Rook]]
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* InsistentTerminology: Is always referred to as the pilot''s'', plural.
* NamesTheSame: Shares his name with one of Gospel's many.
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->'''Played by:''' Creator/ForestWhittaker Creator/ForestWhitaker (stock footage)
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* NamesTheSame: Shares his name with one of Gospel's many.
* OnlyInItForTheMoney: Implied. He demands money from Piano to give her an answer.
[[folder: Gregory]]
!!Gregory
->'''Played by:''' Creator/ForestWhittaker (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Saw Gerrera]]
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Says that "[he has] been like a candle in the wind".
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!!Gregory
->'''Played by:''' Creator/ForestWhittaker (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Saw Gerrera]]
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Says that "[he has] been like a candle in the wind".
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!!Ezra/Era Bridge
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A psychotic big who has despised Allah Gold for quite some time. He tries to kill Ratio Tile and sacrifice Allah to Speaker D, but is himself defeated and executed by Gold.
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A psychotic big Big who has despised harbors a burning hatred for Allah Gold for quite some time. Gold. He tries to kill Ratio Tile and sacrifice Allah as a tribute to Speaker D, but is himself defeated and executed by Gold.
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* AxCrazy: His madness is only vaguely hidden by the thinnest air of calm and civility. Every word out of his mouth revolves around how much he despises Allah Gold and wants to kill him in the name of his master.
* BloodKnight: Orders Allah Gold and Ratio Tile to draw their swords, chomping at the bit for the chance to kill them in The D's name. Is "surprised and pleased" to learn Allah Gold had his force promoted twice since their last encounter, clearly relishing the opportunity to fight a stronger opponent.
* BloodKnight: Orders Allah Gold and Ratio Tile to draw their swords, chomping at the bit for the chance to kill them in The D's name. Is "surprised and pleased" to learn Allah Gold had his force promoted twice since their last encounter, clearly relishing the opportunity to fight a stronger opponent.
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* AxCrazy: His madness is only vaguely hidden by the thinnest air of calm and civility.sophistication. Every word out of his mouth revolves around how much he despises Allah Gold and wants to kill him in the name of his master.
* BloodKnight: Orders Allah Gold and Ratio Tile to draw their swords, chomping at the bit for the chance to kill them inThe D's name. Is "surprised and pleased" to learn Allah Gold had his force promoted twice since their last encounter, clearly relishing the opportunity to fight a stronger opponent.
* BloodKnight: Orders Allah Gold and Ratio Tile to draw their swords, chomping at the bit for the chance to kill them in
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* PsychoSupporter: Has hints of this: he's so doggedly loyal to The D that he considers killing Allah Gold and Ratio Tile a [[LikeAGodToMe sacrifice to his master.]] Considering The D's distaste for excessive groveling and flattery, and the fact The ''[[WhatAnIdiot outwardly boasted about serving him right to Allah Gold and Ratio Tile's faces]]'', he probably treasured the moment The ''finally'' [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness outlived his usefulness]] and he could at last be rid of the lunatic.
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* PsychoSupporter: Has hints of this: he's so doggedly loyal to The the D that he considers killing Allah Gold and Ratio Tile a [[LikeAGodToMe sacrifice to his master.]] Considering The the D's distaste for excessive groveling and flattery, and the fact The ''[[WhatAnIdiot outwardly boasted about serving him right to Allah Gold and Ratio Tile's faces]]'', he probably treasured the moment The ''finally'' [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness outlived his usefulness]] and he could at last be rid of the lunatic.
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* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Another thing that sets him apart from Palpatine. Excessive formality and groveling from his underlings seems to annoy him on some level, such as when he bluntly tells a the kneeling, newly-christened Reaching The West Of Reaches to "Get up." after the latter pledges his loyalty. After killing off the Abruption Doctrine leaders on the wood method star, Allah Gold responds to D's new orders with a casual "All right, Host.", and D seems entirely okay with it. Later in his reign he treats his close allies fairly well, considering he let South Host go on vacation.
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* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Another thing that sets him apart from Palpatine. Excessive formality and groveling from his underlings seems to annoy him on some level, such as when he bluntly tells a the kneeling, newly-christened Reaching The West Of Reaches to "Get up." after the latter pledges his loyalty. After killing off the Abruption Doctrine leaders on the wood method star, Allah Gold responds to D's new orders with a casual "All right, Host.", and D seems entirely okay with it. Later in his reign he treats his close allies fairly well, considering he let South Host go on vacation.
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* TheDreaded: The D doesn't even consider putting his plans into action as long as Text How Big is around: he outwardly admits to Allah Gold that his sole interest in the boy [[PetTheDog (at least at first)]] was because he could use Allah Gold to get Text How Big out of the way.
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* UnderestimatingBadassery: When Allah Gold tries to warn him about D's power, Text How Big dismisses his concerns as foolish. He would soon regret not listening to him.
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* UnderestimatingBadassery: Zigzagged. When Allah Gold tries to warn him about D's power, Text How Big dismisses his concerns as foolish. He ends up losing the three Hopeless Situation Warrior accompanying him in seconds after the battle starts, but he still manages to get D on the ropes: if Allah Gold hadn't [[FaceHeelTurn betrayed him, he would soon regret not listening to him.have won.]]
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* WorthyOpponent: He praises Space General as being very successful at succeeding. This dynamic between them is notably not present in the original, where he denigrates him as a coward who runs and hides.
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* WorthyOpponent: He praises Space General as being very successful at succeeding.and crafty. This dynamic between them is notably not present in the original, where he denigrates him as a coward who runs and hides.
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A big who has been hating Allah Gold for quite some time. He tries to kill Ratio The Tile and sacrifice Allah to Speaker D, but is himself defeated and executed by Gold.
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A psychotic big who has been hating despised Allah Gold for quite some time. He tries to kill Ratio The Tile and sacrifice Allah to Speaker D, but is himself defeated and executed by Gold.
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* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Another thing that sets him apart from Palpatine. Excessive formality from his underlings seems to annoy him on some level, such as when he bluntly tells a the kneeling, newly-christened Reaching The West Of Reaches to "Get up." after the latter pledges his loyalty. After killing off the Abruption Doctrine leaders on the wood method star, Allah Gold responds to D's new orders with a casual "All right, Host.", and D seems entirely okay with it. Later in his reign he treats his close allies fairly well, considering he let South Host go on vacation.
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* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Another thing that sets him apart from Palpatine. Excessive formality and groveling from his underlings seems to annoy him on some level, such as when he bluntly tells a the kneeling, newly-christened Reaching The West Of Reaches to "Get up." after the latter pledges his loyalty. After killing off the Abruption Doctrine leaders on the wood method star, Allah Gold responds to D's new orders with a casual "All right, Host.", and D seems entirely okay with it. Later in his reign he treats his close allies fairly well, considering he let South Host go on vacation.
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* BloodKnight: Is "surprised and pleased" to learn Allah Gold had his force promoted twice since their last encounter, clearly relishing the opportunity to fight a stronger opponent.
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* AxCrazy: His madness is only vaguely hidden by the thinnest air of calm and civility. Every word out of his mouth revolves around how much he despises Allah Gold and wants to kill him in the name of his master.
* BloodKnight: Orders Allah Gold and Ratio Tile to draw their swords, chomping at the bit for the chance to kill them in The D's name. Is "surprised and pleased" to learn Allah Gold had his force promoted twice since their last encounter, clearly relishing the opportunity to fight a stronger opponent.
* BloodKnight: Orders Allah Gold and Ratio Tile to draw their swords, chomping at the bit for the chance to kill them in The D's name. Is "surprised and pleased" to learn Allah Gold had his force promoted twice since their last encounter, clearly relishing the opportunity to fight a stronger opponent.
* CassandraTruth: Despite outwardly declaring who his master is right to Allah Gold and Ratio Tile, the two ignore it as more of his crazed rambling.
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* HumanSacrifice: He tries to have Allah Gold sacrificed. Given that he told the Hopeless Situation Warriors to dedicate their bodies to D, this was probably his intention from the beginning.
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* HumanSacrifice: He tries to have considers the act of killing Allah Gold sacrificed. Given that he told the Hopeless Situation Warriors and Ratio Tile a sacrifice to dedicate their bodies to D, this was probably his intention from the beginning.The D.
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* PsychoSupporter: Has hints of this: he's so doggedly loyal to The D that he considers killing Allah Gold and Ratio Tile a [[LikeAGodToMe sacrifice to his master.]] Considering The D's distaste for excessive groveling and flattery, and the fact The ''[[WhatAnIdiot outwardly boasted about serving him right to Allah Gold and Ratio Tile's faces]]'', he probably treasured the moment The ''finally'' [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness outlived his usefulness]] and he could at last be rid of the lunatic.
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!!Thoreau Jr./Kellogg/Classes/Bansoro
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!!Thoreau Jr./Kellogg/Classes/Bansoro/Kellogg/Classes/Bansoro/Solomon class
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!!Supreme Readers [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snooker Snooker]] / [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} Snoopy]] / Snooker Supremo
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!!Supreme Readers [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snooker Snooker]] / [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} Snoopy]] / Snooker SupremoSupremo/Top Leadership
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!!Java 7 / Java 5
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!!Java 7 / Java 55/ Advanced Java
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* BoomerangBigot: Apparently hates blind people, despite him being blind since his duel with God Hammer.
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* TheAlcoholic: He apparently is this to the point that Ezra almost calls Alcohoic Anonymous to treat him.
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* TheAlcoholic: He apparently is this to the point that Ezra almost calls Alcohoic Alcoholic Anonymous to treat him.
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* AdaptationalSexuality: {{Downplayed}}. He apparently was in a relationship with Kellogg prior to the latter's takeover of the First Order.
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!!Ezra
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* TheAlcoholic: Thinks Kanan is this and almost calls Alcohoic Anonymous to treat him.
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* TheAlcoholic: He apparently is this to the point that Ezra almost calls Alcohoic Anonymous to treat him.
* TheAlcoholic: He apparently is this to the point that Ezra almost calls Alcohoic Anonymous to treat him.
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->'''Played by:''' Creator/TemeuraMorrison and Daniel Logan (stock footage)
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->'''Played by:''' Creator/TemeuraMorrison Creator/TemueraMorrison and Daniel Logan (stock footage)
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->'''Played by:''' Kenny Baker (stock footage)
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->'''Played by:''' Kenny Baker Baker, Jimmy Vee (stock footage)
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->'''Played by:''' Jimmy Smits (stock footage)
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->'''Played by:''' Jimmy Smits Creator/JimmySmits (stock footage)
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->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsChewbeccaCharacterSheet Chewbacca]]
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->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsChewbeccaCharacterSheet [[Characters/StarWarsChewbaccaCharacterSheet Chewbacca]]
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->'''Played by:''' Creator/GuyHenry, Creator/PeterCushing (stock footage)
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->'''Played by:''' Creator/HarrisonFord (stock footage)
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->'''Played by:''' Creator/AldenEhrenreich, Creator/HarrisonFord (stock footage)
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* OddFriendship: May have one with Snooker/Snoopy, given the fact that he urges his son to trust the former, however he also tells him that Snoopy is abusing his power
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* OddFriendship: May have one with Snooker/Snoopy, given the fact that he urges his son to trust the former, however former. However, he also tells him that Snoopy is abusing his power
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->'''Played by:''' Billy Dee Williams [[Music/ChildishGambino Donald Glover]], Creator/BillyDeeWilliams (stock footage)
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->'''Played by:''' Temeura Morrison and Daniel Logan (stock footage)
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->'''Played by:''' Temeura Morrison Creator/TemeuraMorrison and Daniel Logan (stock footage)
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* VillainousCrush: Expresses awe at Blow the Skin's looks. He even demands her to join his jazz band.
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* VillainousCrush: Expresses awe at Blow the Skin's looks. He even demands her to that she join his jazz band.
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* StepfordSmiler: May be one, since he mentions that the attack on Jajadi's boat is sad.
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* StepfordSmiler: May be one, since he mentions that the attack on Jajadi's Jiajai's boat is sad.
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* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Neither Finland nor Poe are too fond of her, with the former calling her annoying and the latter asking if she's dead yet.
* SpannerInTheWorks: Or at least the other characters say so, since her own companions would rather let her die and aren't subtle about [[BrutalHonesty their disdain towards her.]]
* SpannerInTheWorks: Or at least the other characters say so, since her own companions would rather let her die and aren't subtle about [[BrutalHonesty their disdain towards her.]]
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* SpannerInTheWorks: Or at least the other characters say so, since her own companions would rather let her die and [[BrutalHonesty aren't subtle about[[BrutalHonesty their disdain towards her.]]
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** In The "Final Hopeless Situation" he's outright horrified at the Resistance Board of Directors for causing
[[folder:Captain Jiajia Di]]
!!Captain Jiajia Di
->'''Played by:''' Creator/MarkLewisJones (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheFirstOrder Captain Moden Canady]]
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* SkewedPriorities: He asks his crew if they can install automatic guns... during the Resistance's attack on his ship.
[[/folder]]
!!Captain Jiajia Di
->'''Played by:''' Creator/MarkLewisJones (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheFirstOrder Captain Moden Canady]]
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* SkewedPriorities: He asks his crew if they can install automatic guns... during the Resistance's attack on his ship.
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!!Ezra
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsEzraBridger Ezra]]
Bridger]]
!!Ezra
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsEzraBridger Ezra
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->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsKananJarrus Kanan Jarrus]]
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-->'''D:''' Get to say with you that part...FOREVER!
-->'''D:''' Get to say with you that part...FOREVER!
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* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Another thing that sets him apart from Palpatine. He treats his close allies fairly well, considering he let South Host go on vacation.
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* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Another thing that sets him apart from Palpatine. He Excessive formality from his underlings seems to annoy him on some level, such as when he bluntly tells a the kneeling, newly-christened Reaching The West Of Reaches to "Get up." after the latter pledges his loyalty. After killing off the Abruption Doctrine leaders on the wood method star, Allah Gold responds to D's new orders with a casual "All right, Host.", and D seems entirely okay with it. Later in his reign he treats his close allies fairly well, considering he let South Host go on vacation.
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* ChronicBackstabbingDisorder: A fallen Hopeless Situation Warrior planning to betray his new Abrubtion Doctrine allies for his own gain. Lampshaded by Text How Big.
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* TookALevelInJerkass: In ''The Counterattack Collection.'' He is completely indifferent to the rebels' cause, preferring to take a vacation instead of helping them with the war effort. He also acts disgusted by Bong Day and taunts her in the hallway. On board the Falcon, he also threatens to have Blow the Skin terminated if he doesn't shut up. He even [[CardCarryingVillain calls himself a villain]] to Bong Day when they're on the Falcon.
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* TookALevelInJerkass: In ''The Counterattack Collection.'' He is He's completely indifferent to the rebels' cause, preferring to take a vacation instead of helping them with the war effort. He also acts disgusted by Bong Day and taunts her in the hallway. On board the Falcon, he also threatens to have Blow the Skin terminated if he doesn't shut up. He even [[CardCarryingVillain calls himself a villain]] to Bong Day when they're on the Falcon.
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* AwesomeMcCoolname: "Allah Gold" definitely qualifies.
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!!Characters Introduced in ''WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest''
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[[folder:Allah Gold]]
!!Allah Gold / Allah Skywalker / The Peaceful Is Willing To / Line / Roy
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Only guarantee my cuckoldry the safety."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/JakeLloyd, Creator/HaydenChristensen (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsAnakinSkywalker Anakin Skywalker]]
A Young Hopeless Situation Warrior with great ambitions. Being unwilling to do a mediocre hopeless, he is deeply involved in the Presbyterian Church's war politics, though it's unclear whether he wants the war to continue or not.
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* AccidentalInnuendo: He says "Then can make we out!" to Ratio Tile when they're discussing plans to escape the airship.
* AcheyScars: He has one, and in ''The Duplicate Offensive'' he asks The Plum Of not to kiss it.
* AlmightyJanitor: Apparently, being a mere ''private'' makes him eligible to become an Elder.
* {{Ambadassador}}: He's a Hopeless Situation Warrior, and is also involved in some kind of peace negotiations.
* AmoralAfrikaner: Possibly. The guy's a morally ambiguous Caucasian soldier who's said to have been born in UsefulNotes/{{Africa}}, but it's never mentioned which specific country he comes from, presumably UsefulNotes/{{Tunisia}}.
* AnthropomorphicPersonification: He's "the relation of long peace". The Hopeless Situation Parliament does not like him because of this, and punish him by denying him the title.
* AnswersToTheNameOfGod: When you have "Allah" as your first name, this trope is pretty much unavoidable.
* ArtificialHuman: He briefly mentions that he was just made by the Presbyterian Church (the sentence ends there) to Ratio Tile.
* TheAtoner: This may be the reasoning for his interest in restoring peace, assuming The Plum Of was right and the war really WAS caused by a mistake he made.
* AwesomeMcCoolname: "Allah Gold" definitely qualifies.
* BadIsGoodAndGoodIsBad: He believes that "Heroes is just bad person."
* BiTheWay: He is romantically involved with The Gets The Rice, but is implied to be having an affair with Speaker D. He also mentions at one point that he hopes to make out with Ratio Tile. However, 'make out' may be slang for 'fight', considering Speaker D said Allah Gold 'makes out quite well' after handily defeating The. This interpretation would imply [[WorthyOpponent Allah Gold wants to battle Ratio Tile at some point]]...[[{{Foreshadowing}} which is exactly what happens in the climax.]]
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Even before turning to the Black Influence, Gold has second thoughts about killing The because "he is not just a prisoner" -- implying that killing him in cold blood would've been no problem if he ''had been'' a mere prisoner.
* BoomerangBigot: Describes the Plum Of as an "unknown white" despite himself being white.
* BrattyHalfPint: He was one as a child, outright telling Qui-Gon that he ''wanted'' to be a problem.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Referring to The Plum Of's [[TragicKeepsake japor snippet]], Allah says he remembers the scene he gave it to her in.
* CaptainOblivious: [[CaptainObvious When he isn't pointing out the blatantly obvious,]] he is mostly just asking people what's happening and why.
* {{Cuckold}}: One of the first things he asks from Speaker D following the latter becoming disabled and sick is to guarantee the safety of his cuckoldry.
* DeathSeeker: Claims to be looking for a way to die.
* {{Doublethink}}: He simultaneously wants to start more wars (in order to end war) and is also involved in peace negotiations. He doesn't seem to think there's any contradiction there.
** Or he simply wants the war to end and is willing to do anything to achieve that, whether it's diplomacy (peace negotiations) or force (start more wars).
* DoWrongRight: Seems annoyed that the war has not done a good job of disrupting the Republic.
* DumbMuscle: According to the D, he doesn't even know basic geometry and has to "study the square" -- and yet he still manages to destroy Hopeless Situation Warriors.
* EasyAmnesia: In ''The Duplicate Offensive'', he suddenly forgets who he and Ratio Tile are. He gets better later with no explanation.
* GiveHimANormalLife: He evidently doesn't want his child growing up to be a Hopeless Situation Warrior, even assuring The Plum Of that he won't need the child's help.
* HatesBeingTouched: He begs The Plum Of to not kiss his scar, and [[BerserkButton flies into a rage]] when thinking about the time Ratio Tile ''hugged'' him.
* ImmediateSelfContradiction: He has a habit of doing this.
-->"The R2 came right away, in a moment."
-->"I do not need the child's help. Our baby blesses god'sly."
-->"Let me enter the parliament. Do not let me."
* LawOfDisproportionateResponse: Whereas in the original film Anakin was motivated via a premonition of Padme dying in childbirth, here the premonition seems to instead depict The Plum Of being upset that their child was abducted shortly after birth, making Allah Gold's decision to turn to the Dark World even more disproportionate than it was originally.
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: Has a moment after helping D kill Text How Big.
-->"I did what"
* NotBigEnoughForTheTwoOfUs: When confronted by Ratio Tile at the end.
-->'''Ratio Tile:''' Let me killing your and?!?\\
'''Allah Gold:''' ''[coldly]'' Is not ''your'' new empire.
* PlantPerson: He thanks Ratio Tile for cultivating him after revealing that he is an ArtificialHuman.
* RagingStiffie: Apparently his killing off of the Hopeless Situation Warriors in their temples causes him to get "at full cock", as noted by D The Superior.
* StartXToStopX: He wants to start more wars in order to ''end'' the war.
* ThatCameOutWrong: Several times. He instantly corrects The Plum Of's assumption that he was talking about some kind of bondage in his declaration of love, and later says "I do not need the child's help", [[VerbalBackspace quickly adding that the baby "blesses god'sly".]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ratio Tile]]
!!Ratio Tile / The Willing to Compares / Ratio Prosperous / The Ratio is Prosperous / Wan Kenobi / Section Ratio General / European Wan / Old Ben / Obi-Wan Kenobi / The Kenobi / Austria Wang Wan Kenobi
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[[caption-width-right:350:"He the my brothers in elephant is similar. I can not do it."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/EwanMcGregor, Creator/AlecGuinness (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsObiWanKenobi Obi-Wan Kenobi]]
Allah Gold's depraved and foul-mouthed teacher. He is not as politically minded as his student, though he is still very loyal to the Presbyterian Church. He may or may not be a HumanAlien, and he may or may not be having an affair with The Plum Of.
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* AnythingThatMoves: Ratio repeatedly states his desire to have sex with Allah Gold and states that he can have it with somebody's wife if he needs to.
* AdaptationalVillainy: In ''The Duplicate Offensive'', he ominously states he'll pin the blame for the assassination attempts on someone's wife, and attempts to rope an unwilling Django into a scheme against Obi-Wan.
* AnguishedDeclarationOfLove: Possibly when Allah Gold/The Peaceful Is Willing To says that he will ruin him, where he responds with this.
--> "The Peaceful Is Willing To, you the past is my brothers, what I love is you!"
* BornInTheWrongCentury: Vanquish Is thinks so, at least.
* CameraFiend: Implied. Ratio Tile claims to be in whole photographing.
* ChangeTheUncomfortableSubject: In recapping the meeting that Allah Gold missed, he starts out sheepishly talking about how "the combat report of the other warrior" mentioned ''his own'' depravity, then totally drops it and starts going into stuff about the war and the parliament.
* ComplainingAboutRescuesTheyDontLike: His only reaction to both Allah Gold and R2's efforts to save him from the Airship Robots is to say "Good kind of" to both them.
* DeadpanSnarker: He has his moments, like after the impressive crash-landing that smashed Lemon Avenue into rubble and nearly killed him, his apprentice and the supreme leader of the Gram Republic: he snarks that nobody is there to greet them.
* GrowingUpSucks: Ratio the Tile comments "I was old" after Allah Gold uses his powers to jump out of an elevator.
* HandicappedBadass: He claims to be this, though he shows no signs of being handicapped. If he really is disabled, his disability doesn't prevent him from performing any of his badass deeds from the original film.
* HeroicSelfDeprecation: Even though he displays great physical agility, he refers to himself as "disabled person".
* HonorBeforeReason: When Allah Gold says that Ratio Tile owes him seven times, Ratio reminds him that it's actually nine times; the preceding events don't count for some reason.
* IHaveManyNames: His name is translated in more different ways than any other character.
* LargeHam: Has his moments.
-->"But is I to republic with '''DEMOCRATIC''' AND LOYAL TO!"
* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: Of a mechanical sort. When the Airship Robots start tearing his airship apart, he merely grumbles about how bothersome they're being.
* MrViceGuy: He's a depraved and foul-mouthed guy who nonetheless believes the best of people.
* NoPeriodsPeriod: Possibly averted, at least if this assertion by The Peaceful is Willing To is to be believed:
-->"Your dead period arrived, teacher"
** Alternatively, he could mean it in the sense it's his ''period'' of being ''dead'', which would basically mean "It's time to die".
*** [[TakeAThirdOption Both?]]
* ObliviouslyEvil: He is very surprised when he is informed that he is depraved.
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: It turns out that, despite showing no signs of it, he is a zombie, as revealed when Space General mentions that he died to settle an unspecified struggle.
** Alternatively, Ratio Tile is actually Reach the Man's disciple, and as a result can use the Original Dint to come back from being incredibly on the hoof.
* ReallyGetsAround: In ''The Duplicate Offensive'', Lama Su asks him if he's "Otherwise, the leading member of the Presbyterian Church fuck?" However, it's not until ''Backstroke of the West'' that he realizes just how depraved he is.
* RelatedInTheAdaptation: He now seems to be the father of the "pathetic people".
* RousseauWasRight: He believes that everybody is good.
* ScrewYourself: His claim that he "did [Allah Gold's] teacher" becomes disturbing, considering he's apparently describing himself.
* SirSwearsALot: Is responsible for all four of the movie's [[PrecisionFStrike Precision F-Strikes.]]
* SkewedPriorities: He has a real problem with this.
** Despite needing R2 to activate the elevator, his first priority is to find out if he "is fucking".
** Instead of being relieved not to have died when Space General's airship nearly crashes, Ratio Tile complains that "the nobody greets" when they land. Could just be an example of dry post-danger wit.
** His first action in the wake of the massacre at the Hopeless Situation temple is to change the password on some random piece of equipment.
** When being told that The Plum Of is dying, Ratio Tile is only worried with whether she'll die quickly or not. Though this could be out of concern, as she's clearly suffering.
* SpellMyNameWithAThe: While being rescued in ''The Novelty Desire'', Princess Leah calls him "The Kenobi".
* TimeTravel: He's been able to escape by jumping to a day after the fair.
* TomatoInTheMirror: He is surprised to discover during a briefing that he is apparently depraved.
* {{Transgender}}: [[WildMassGuessing Possibly.]] He is a man, but his period arrives during his fight with Allah Gold. ''Ghost the Threat'' supports this by having Qui-Gon mention his "transition".
* {{Troll}}: Uses his [[JediMindTrick Hopeless Situation Mind Trick]] to make a ST ER ORMTROOP say "They can not robots we do fuck."
* UnexplainedRecovery: According to Space General, he has already died. This does nothing to slow him down.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:D the Superior]]
!!D the Superior / The Pudding / Dark Improbity / Merkel / Map / Jehovah the West Four
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[[caption-width-right:350:"You are already at full cock now. Spread all over the place, the empire."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/IanMcDiarmid (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsEmperorPalpatine Sheev Palpatine]]
The Supreme leader of the Gram Republic, and secretly the West Emperor of the Dark World as well. He has a fondness of constantly giving himself new titles, and is also a notorious DirtyOldMan, which the Hopeless Situation Parliament plans to exploit in order to usurp him.
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* [[AdaptationalHeroism Adaptational]] AntiVillain: ''Revenge of the Sith'' heavily implies that Palpatine was the apprentice who murdered Darth Plagueis; here, Reach the Man was killed by his land, not by the D. It's also said that the war wasn't started by him, but by Allah Gold, meaning that The D might genuinely be a WellIntentionedExtremist doing what he feels is necessary to end the conflict. However, it's still undeniable that he's not a good person: he causes the destruction of the Hopeless Situation Warriors, and he's every bit as ambitious and power-hungry as Palpatine, wanting to be [[GratuitousGerman aller]] strong and big than anyone.
* AmbitionIsEvil: Just like his original incarnation, and perhaps even more so. Instead of complimenting Allah Gold's power before his fight with Vanquish Is, he crows that he will be "aller strong and big than anyone."
* BadassBoast: His address to the parliament after his assassination attempt:
-->"Want to assassinate my person, to leave the scar became me disable and sick. However my power has always been. to have no like. For insuring the future safety with prospers . . . the Republic organizes afresh, become THE EMPIRE OF THE FIRST CHOICE! This is for the sake of a more safe the society . . ."
* BadassGay: Implied. He never shows any sexual interest in women, and the Presbyterian Church specifically sends a handsome young ''man'' to seduce him, and he's capable of going toe-to-toe with two of the strongest Hopeless Situation Warriors in the galaxy. The way he describes Emperor Reach The Man is also rather homoerotic.
-->"He is so strong and big."
* BigStupidDoodooHead: In "Hopeless Situation Returns", D calls Gospel a "Baby idiot." before he attacks him.
* CloudCuckoolander: While all of the characters can come off as this thanks to the incomprehensible dialogue they all bring to the table, the IceCreamKoan D uses to describe the Dark World is so utterly bizarre that Allah Gold can only respond with a stunned [[FlatWhat "You say what?"]]
* CompositeCharacter: Maybe. The translation doesn't make any real distinction between "The Emperor" (Darth Plagueis, [[SparedByTheAdaptation who is implied to still be alive]]) and "The West Emperor" (Darth Sidious), so it's possible that they are the same person. [[NamesTheSame Unless Darth Plagueis is R2.]]
* DirtyOldMan: He's apparently notorious for being this, as the Hopeless Situation Presbyterian orders Allah Gold to spy on him in order to learn more about his sex life. However, the D instead seduces Gold into having an affair with him, and casually dishes out lewd comments such as informing Gold (then Reaching the West of Reaches) he is "at full cock" and urging him to "spread all over the place [[UnusualEuphemism the Empire]]." [[MeaningfulName Guess they don't call him "The D" for nothing.]]
** DirtyOldMonk: Gives off this impression. He's never actually said to be a man of the cloth, but he ''is'' a religious DirtyOldMan dressed in monk-like robes.
* TheEndIsNigh: Claims this at one point:
-->"The judgment day of world come quickly, general"
* EvilCounterpart: Palpatine was already one to both Obi-Wan and Yoda in canon, but D is primarily one to Ratio Tile: Both are [[DirtyOldMan extremely perverted]], claim to be disabled though show no outward signs of any disability, and make [[MentorShip advances]] towards Allah Gold at multiple points.
* EvilIsBigger[=/=]LargeAndInCharge: His stated ambition is to be stronger and bigger than anyone else.
* FireWaterJuxtaposition: He seems to see the Wish Power as this. He says that the Dark World is like "the fire of water".
* GratuitousGerman:
-->"I would be aller strong and big than everyone."
* HandicappedBadass: Claims to have been left disabled and sick by his fight with Text How Big, but he still has little trouble seeing off Vanquish Is when they battle.
* IAmTheNoun: Combined with DoubleEntendre, he says that he's the "member" of the Senate.
* InterplayOfSexAndViolence: A firm believer in this, telling Allah Gold that he "makes out quite good" after seeing him defeat and kill The and later praising him for achieving "[[RagingStiffie full cock]]" by slaughtering all the Hopeless Situation Warriors in the temple, and he uses "strong and big" as a euphemism for "powerful".
* LikeIsLikeAComma: "The Presbyterian Church, like, enjoys you not".
* MeaningfulName: "The D" is common slang for [[BiggusDickus the male genitalia]], especially on the internet. So it doesn't come as a surprise that the man commonly known as "The D" is not only a DirtyOldMan, but also kind of [[JerkAss a dick]] in general, to put it mildly.
* NoYou: His response when Text How Big says that he failed is "Not. Not- You just failed."
* PetTheDog: Speaker D outwardly admits that he had used Allah Gold to kill Text How Big, and that he has [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness no more use for him...]] before offering Allah Gold a chance to be his student anyway for no reason other than apparently having grown fond of him.
* PopularityPower: One possible interpretation of his power having always been "to have no like" is that this is [[InvertedTrope Inverted]], and if so, he may gain power from having a ZeroPercentApprovalRating.
* ThePowerOfHate: Claims that his power has always been "to have no like". This may also be interpreted as BlessedWithSuck, depending on who's doing the liking.
* PowerOfTheVoid: He apparently taps into a "great void" for his power. During the crux of his duel with Text How Big, his great void grows weak, preventing him from overcoming the Hopeless Situation Elder before Allah Gold intervenes.
* PowerPerversionPotential: He suggests Allah Gold to "study the dark power in usage with me".
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Another thing that sets him apart from Palpatine. He treats his close allies fairly well, considering he let South Host go on vacation.
* RefugeInAudacity: He simply, and bluntly, orders the [[BumblingSidekick Republic Troopseses]] to kill the Hopeless Situation Warriors once their time runs out. Rather than question this order, they immediately comply.
* TheReveal: After everything he does to make religion legal in the Milky Way and all the events that follow, he reveals to Gospel that [[spoiler: he was an atheist all along and was only using religious beliefs to further manipulate the galaxy.]]
-->[[spoiler:[[WhamLine "Your friends too faith"]]]]
* RoyalWe: Briefly lapses into this while assuring Allah Gold that he's fine upon being rescued by Gold and Ratio Tile.
* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem: His EstablishingCharacterMoment from ''Ghost The Threat'', with an unusual emphasis on the "screwing" part.
-->'''West Emperor:''' I want to [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] it into law.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Oddly mashes together FloweryElizabethanEnglish and ValleyGirl syntax in the line "The Presbyterian Church, like, enjoys you not."
* ThenLetMeBeEvil: Some of his dialogue suggests that he tried to do the right thing at first, but constant attacks by the Presbyterian Church (which were implied to be motivated by bigotry) eventually drove him to unleash his ambitions, destroy them, and take supreme power.
* TokenGoodTeammate: He claims to be this, as he reveals that he also belongs to the Hopeless Situation Presbyterian, despite disapproving of their plot "to rule." Though this might be mostly because he is already the [[InconsistentDub Prime Minister / Governor / Speaker / West Emperor / Big King,]] [[TheStarscream and simply fears that the other Hopeless Situations will betrayal him.]]
* UndyingLoyalty: To the Black Influence. At some point in time, he needed it to save himself from [[NoodleIncident something]], and as such holds it in high regard.
* VillainRespect: He calls Ratio Tile "prosperous" for training Allah Gold well enough to defeat The in single combat.
* VillainsWantMercy: In a scene relatively unchanged from the original, he beseeches Text How Big to show mercy, and for Allah Gold to save him when Text How Big is clearly not in a giving vein.
-->'''Speaker D''': (terrified) Beg...you...!
* WellIntentionedExtremist:
** Paints himself as this, notably before his battle with Text How Big.
-->"[[TranquilFury That I]] ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner have]]'' [[TranquilFury to revolt]]."
** In ''Ghost The Threat'', he's willing to offer sexual favors to make religion legal in the galaxy.
* WorkingThroughTheCold: Has an intense duel with with Vanquish Is mere hours after telling the Parliament that he became disabled and sick.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Plum Of]]
!!The Plum Of / The Gets The Rice / Pair of Lady Microphone
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[[caption-width-right:350:"At the time of we still canning make leave the all these."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/NataliePortman (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsGalacticRepublicSenate Padmé Amidala]]
Allah Gold's lover. She blames him for starting the war, and believes herself to have suffered a miscarriage. Fortunately she turns out to be wrong, meaning that she will still give birth to children which will help her clean the house while she feeds it.
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* BizarreAlienBiology: Apparently, whatever species of HumanAlien she is should not be capable of shivering.
-->'''Allah Gold:''' Are you o.k.? You is shivering. How?
* BondageIsBad: She misinterprets Allah Gold's declaration of love, thinking he wants her to tie him up, and seems disturbed by the thought.
* CovertPervert: In the BondageIsBad example, ''she's'' the one who, totally out of nowhere, suggests that Allah Gold wants her to tie him up. He seems embarrassed by the idea.
* DidYouDie: She asks The Peaceful Is Willing To this question.
-->'''The Plum of That:''' Hear of you is killed.\\
'''Allah Gold:''' I did not die, is not.
* EatsBabies: She seems worried that her child will be sent to the slaughterhouse.
-->'''The Plum Of:''' Is that baby on the hoof?
* FaceOfAnAngelMindOfADemon: When they first meet, The Peaceful Is Willing To calls her a "beautiful monster".
* HatesBeingTouched: She tells Bottle that she doesn't want to hold him.
* TheMaidenNameDebate: On her deathbed, she mentions that she is not "Line" (and presumably not a "Willing To" or a "Gold" either.)
* NotSoDifferent: Allah Gold accuses her tone of resembling the Abruption Doctrine.
* RunDontWalk: A rare example outside of a video game. She can't walk on a road meant for running about.
* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: After learning The Peaceful Is Willing To has joined the Dark World, The Plum Of tearfully tells him "You let me feeling sad!"
* VowOfCelibacy: Has apparently taken one. It obviously doesn't stick, given that she ends up pregnant with Allah Gold's children.
* YourCheatingHeart: She and Allah Gold both accuse each other of cheating with somebody else, and at least The Plum Of seems to be right, as the Presbyterian Church has sent Allah Gold to seduce Speaker D.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Vanquish Is]]
!!Vanquish Is / Particularly Reach the Master / Sir Yoda / Master Judas
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/vanquish_is.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"We must ruin the west."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/FrankOz (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsJediCouncil Yoda]]
An elder of the Hopeless Situation Parliament. He attempts to ruin the West by feigning surrender and fighting The D, but the powers of the Dark World are too strong and big for Particularly Reach the Master, forcing him to leave the country.
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* AdaptationalNiceGuy: He was mostly just a HeroAntagonist in ''Revenge of the Sith''. Here, on the other hand, Vanquish Is is significantly more supportive of Allah Gold than Yoda was of Anakin, defending him as "a right candidate" when Text How Big distrusts him and later noting his "experience" as a reason to give him the mission of finding Space General (though this is overruled).
* AdaptationalVillainy: In ''The Duplicate Offensive'', after Camino has been found, he tells Ratio Tile to delete all files related to it, suggesting the Hopeless Situation Warriors were using the planet for some sinister purpose.
* [[ArtificialHuman Artificial Alien]]: The D calls him a mannequin before their battle.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: He can't seem to focus on helping Ratio Tile find Camino, talking instead about finding "fuck and wan planets", then bringing up his past relationship with someone named Sarah.
* AwesomeMcCoolname: ''VANQUISH IS''. And just in case someone starts to think the little green space goblin having a name like that is an example of DeathbringerTheAdorable, all he has to do is pull out his lightsaber to prove them dead wrong.
* CaptainObvious: At one point, he notes that “[[ShapedLikeItself The current time arrived.]]”
* CrossDressingVoices: He is clearly voiced by a woman, leading to some LarynxDissonance.
* DestroyTheEvidence: He encourages Ratio Tile to "delete the email", but soon realizes it can't be done.
* DirtyOldMan: He appears to encourage the younglings to look for sex.
* DrugsAreBad: He seems to be worried that the Hopeless Situation Warriors will become addicted to cocaine.
-->"Wait until the gram the person discovers. Will use very long hours."
** Considering The Plum Of's comment to Allah Gold about him being too high, perhaps these worries aren't entirely without merit.
* EmotionallyTongueTied: When he says goodbye to Drag Along, he tells him "I will miss your--", but can't finish the sentence and leaves without saying anything else.
* HealingHands: In ''The Counterattack Collection'', he causes the "cancellation" of Gospel's "heart problems".
* ISurrenderSuckers: He sneaks into The D's chambers late in the film this way:
-->'''Speaker D:''' Vanquish Is. You surrendered.\\
'''Vanquish Is:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Surprise.]]
* KnowWhenToFoldEm: Decides to RunForTheBorder when The D overpowers him at the end of their fight.
* OmnicidalManiac: In ''The Counterattack Collection'', he urges Gospel to "destroy all".
* TheOneThatGotAway: Sarah, as mentioned in ''The Duplicate Offensive'', though his vague, defensive statement that "Sarah happened" suggests some kind of unpleasant NoodleIncident figured into the breakup.
* ThePaladin: Taken even further than in canon, as he actually holds the title "sir".
* PragmaticHero: Perfectly willing to use [[ISurrenderSuckers dirty]] [[RunForTheBorder tricks]] in his efforts to ruin the west.
* RunForTheBorder: [[http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4184/botw95zg5.jpg States that he must leave the country after being defeated by The Pudding.]]
* SexFaceTurn: He plans a FanDisservice variant when he insists that “[he] must hold tight the Space General” to end the war.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Text How Big]]
!!Text How Big
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[[caption-width-right:350:"Adult, you were caught."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/SamuelLJackson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsJediCouncil Mace Windu]]
A powerful Hopeless Situation master who tries to have Speaker D caught fucking. Tends to be fairly rude to most people he encounters. Really dislikes foolish people, young people, [[BoomerangBigot grown-up people, and black people]].
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* BoomerangBigot:
** Is against the notion of compromising with black people, despite himself being a black person.
** He also dislikes The D for being an adult, despite being portrayed by an actor in his fifties.
* TheComicallySerious: While most of the cast is this to a certain extent, he is especially notably due to being TheStoic.
* EntendreFailure: Doesn't get the innuendo behind D's statement that he's the "member" of the Senate, judging from his response that he's not the only one.
* HatesEveryoneEqually: Including himself.
* KnightTemplar: He decides to kill the D rather than have him stand trial because he believes the D is so powerful he will pull a KarmaHoudini. This causes Allah Gold to turn to D’s side and gets Text How Big killed.
* ProperlyParanoid: Expresses doubt that Allah Gold can handle the mission to spy on Speaker D. He turns out to be absolutely right, but it makes no difference in the end: Speaker D's plan goes off without a hitch, Allah Gold goes to the Dark World, and Text How Big goes careening out the window.
* SophisticatedAsHell: This gem, from ''Ghost The Threat''.
-->'''Text How Big:''' This will put pressure on alliances to [[UnusualEuphemism broaden the fuck confrontation.]]
* UnderestimatingBadassery: When Allah Gold tries to warn him about D's power, Text How Big dismisses his concerns as foolish. He would soon regret not listening to him.
* WeHaveReserves: Averted. He specifies that only specific "troopseses" whom The Master Of is helping should be sent into battle, and not anyone else.
* WorthyOpponent: He praises Space General as being very successful at succeeding. This dynamic between them is notably not present in the original, where he denigrates him as a coward who runs and hides.
* YouNoTakeCandle: "I feel that this child cans not handles. I distrust him."
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Space General]]
!!Space General
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/space_general.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Sir, you came finally. I always at expect your come."]]
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsSeparatistMilitary General Grievous]]
A very deceitful, skillful former Hopeless Situation warrior who turned to the Black Influence, becoming a Big. [[FoeYay He is quite obsessed with Ratio Tile]], and tends to punish his robotic minions by feeding them dog.
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* AdaptationalBadass: In the original movie, he was trained by The in lightsaber combat. Here, his dialogue hints that he was at one point a full-fledged Hopeless Situation Warrior! Text How Big also remarks that the Space General will always succeed to succeed, as opposed to the original line in which his counterpart disregarded the Space General as a coward who would run and hide.
* AdaptationalNiceGuy: Space General is also somewhat nicer to his underlings in this version (threats to feed them dog aside). When the Abruption Doctrine leaders question his ability to keep them safe, he begs them to believe him rather than threaten them as he did in the original work, and when it looks like Ratio and Gold will escape capture on his airship, he urges his troops to escape.
* AffablyEvil: Unlike Grievous, Space General's worst moment was a one-off time he threatened to feed dog to his troops after their failure. Other than that, he doesn't come across as that bad a guy; consistently polite even to his enemies and AFatherToHisMen.
* AmbitionIsEvil: He may be motivated by this, as he may be plotting to betray the leaders of the Abruption Doctrine and seize power for himself.
* BadBoss: He threatens to feed dog to his troops -- who are [[MechaMooks robots.]]
** BenevolentBoss: Aside from this, he seems to care for his men, twice taking on his enemies personally so that they have a chance to escape.
* BigStupidDoodooHead: For all his menace, he sure as hell can't trashtalk: his response to Allah Gold insulting him is to call him a "smelly boy".
* ChronicBackstabbingDisorder: A fallen Hopeless Situation Warrior planning to betray his new Abrubtion Doctrine allies for his own gain. Lampshaded by Text How Big.
-->'''Text How Big''':"He's very deceitful!"
* CrazyPrepared: Apparently he anticipated that D would ask him to transfer his troops to "the wood method star", because he tells D "That has completed, my host" when he makes the suggestion. Of course, this might just be an example of how he's "very deceitful" and he lied about it to impress D.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: When Allah Gold and Ratio Tile escape, he orders his troopers to "batter to death them!"
* DarthVaderClone: Actually made into ''more'' of one than Grievous was originally. In the original films, Maul, Dooku, and Grievous were all meant to foreshadow Darth Vader by each having one of his traits (Maul Vader's status as TheHeavy for the Emperor, Dooku his history as a former Jedi, and Grievous his cyborg nature), but Space General was also made a former Hopeless Situation Warrior in ''Backstroke of the West'', giving him more of Vader's traits than was originally planned.
* DivideAndConquer: According to Speaker D, his plan is to "splits up the Doctrine Alliance leads."
* DragonAscendant: Going by the above, he may be trying to do this.
* EatingMachine: His {{Mooks}} might be this.
* EvilIsSexy: Seems to think this:
-->"[[ADateWithRosiePalms Beat]], we are great and black influences."
* AFatherToHisMen: Aside from a one-off threat to make his troops eat dog (which he almost certainly didn't intend to actually do), Space General is nothing but caring towards them. This is shown whenever a Hopeless Situation Warrior enters the fray. When Ratio Tile and Allah Gold get their lightsabers back, he [[HoldTheLine holds them off to give his subordinates time to escape]], knowing they're hopelessly outmatched. Later, when Ratio tracks him down, he insists on fighting him personally, and later runs off to draw him away from the troops.
* ForgotAboutHisPowers: Despite at one point being a Hopeless Situation Warrior, at no point does he use the Wish Power on Ratio Tile during their fight. Considering how close the battle was, it's not unreasonable to think he could have won outright if he had.
** May be a FridgeBrilliance if you remember that in the original movies, one's ability to use The Force is directly related to the amount of Midi-chlorian one has in his/her body and Midi-chlorian can only survive within an organic host, and since Space General is probably about 95+% machine it's understandable that he can no longer use the Wish Power.
* ForgottenFriendNewFoe: He may have once served alongside Ratio Tile, as he reveals that he was once in the latter's "Hopeless Situation encampment".
* HeroicSacrifice: He distracts and duels Ratio Tile so Ratio won't harm his minions could be seen as one, since he dies in that duel.
* KnowWhenToFoldEm: Considering he used to be one himself, Space General is well aware of how powerful Hopeless Situation Warriors are: as soon as Allah Gold and Ratio Tile get their lightsabers back, he decides getting his troops out alive is more important than recapturing The D.
-->"Leave he! Run, quickly!"
* LargeHam: His voice actor clearly has a lot of fun with the role in the dubbed version.
* MinionWithAnFInEvil: More ''[[TheDragon Dragon]]'' with an F in [[{{Jerkass}} jackassery]], but he sucks at threats and insults: The best punishment he can think of for his troops is to feed them dog ([[AFatherToHisMen likely because he's so caring towards them normally]]), tells them to "batter to death them" three different times, and goes with [[BigStupidDoodooHead "smelly boy"]] when insulting Allah Gold.
* NoNonsenseNemesis: He immediately orders his troops to kill Ratio Tile and Allah Gold when they infiltrate his airship, and as soon as he sees his elite guard go down he decides to get the men out of there.
* OhCrap: When Ratio and Allah Gold get their weapons back, he immediately orders his [[EliteMook MagnaGuards]] to batter to death them, and when they go down he orders a hasty retreat for the rest of his forces.
* OldSoldier: Refers to himself as an "old man", but is fully capable of taking on Ratio Tile.
* OutOfCharacterMoment: Inverted, in a way. His first onscreen interaction with his troops is when, in a moment of frustration, he threatens to feed them dog. The rest of the time, he's [[AFatherToHisMen far more concerned for them]].
* PoliteVillainsRudeHeroes: In contrast to his original incarnation, Space General is surprisingly polite, especially compared to his pottymouthed nemesis Ratio Tile.
* TheStarscream: Apparently, he is this to the leaders of the Abruption Doctrine.
* VillainRespect: Seems to have a degree of this for Section Ratio, referring to him as "Sir" during their meeting on the airship and then, on the Pimping Mainland, complimenting him as a day of brave before commanding his troops to killed him.
* WildCard: D suggests that he is planning something against the leaders of the Abruption Doctrine, whom he is supposedly fighting for.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Commanding Officer]]
!!Commanding Officer
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/commandingofficer2.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350: "Unfortunately of is great majority city all. On the pimping mainland in this area..."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/TemueraMorrison (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCloneTroopers Commander Cody]]
A Republic Troopseses officer who... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin well]]... holds the title of Commanding Officer for Section Ratio General's unit of Troopseses.
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* BlindObedience: He immediately, and without question, complies with D The Superior's orders in killing off the Hopeless Situations, once their time runs out.
* ADogNamedDog: An army commander named Commanding Officer.
* FaceHeelTurn: Speaker D orders him to kill off the Hopeless Situation Warriors because time has run out. He immediately complies by having Ratio Tile, who is a Hopeless Situation, gunned down.
* MookLieutenant: For Ratio Tile's Republic Troopseses, and later, one for Speaker D once the Hopeless Situations' time runs out.
* RaceAgainstTheClock: He was apparently working on a timetable to resolve Speaker D's conflict with the Hopeless Situation Warriors. Speaker D tells him "time is up" before ordering him to kill them off immediately.
* SatelliteCharacter: All of his scenes are him serving under Section Ratio General, and later, trying to have him killed under D The Superior's orders when "time is up".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:[=R2=]]]
!!R2 / Reach the Man / R2-D2
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/r2.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Reach the man, beat it in the in-between eye."]]
->'''Played by:''' Kenny Baker (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelHeroes R2-D2]]
Allah Gold's foolish RobotBuddy. Despite his helpfulness, most people never really treat him with any respect. He may or may not be the same person as the former emperor of the West.
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* AdaptationNameChange: The sole aversion of this in the entire dub, at least when he isn't referred to as Reach The Man.
* AmbiguouslyEvil: It's not clear if he really is the Emperor or if he just happens to have the same name.
* AmbiguousGender: He's usually referred to as male, but at one point in ''The Novelty Desire'' Blow the Skin calls him her wife.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Allah Gold twice instructs him to be "foolish", suggesting that he is good at pulling this off.
* OfficialCouple: Is outright stated to be Blow The Skin's wife in ''The Novelty Desire''.
* OneSteveLimit: Averted. Not only does R2 share his name with all the other astromech droids, he's also referred to as "Reach the Man", which is also the name of ... the original film's Darth Plagueis.
* [[TheManBehindTheMan The Reach the Man Behind the Man:]] This translation suggests that R2 is a Sith Lord, given that both he and Darth Plagueis are referred to as "Reach the Man".
* TheVoiceless: Unlike most other characters, R2 gets to keep his "voice" from the film.
* YoungerAndHipper: Apparently. He and Blow the Skin are referred to as "childses" by Senator.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Senator]]
!!Senator
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/senator_5.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Execuse me particularly reach the master."]]
->'''Played by:''' Jimmy Smits (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelAlliance Bail Organa]]
A, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin well]], senator who takes Ratio Tile and Vanquish Is to Governor D's city, and also helps the latter leave the country afterwards. As thanks for his trouble, Blow the Skin is later offered to Senator as a wife.
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* BrutalHonesty: Tells Ratio Tile in the bluntest manner possible that most of his comrades have been killed.
* CaptainObvious: Upon witnessing a young Hopeless Situation learner attempting to fight off a squad of troopseses, he shouts at the young Hopeless to run -- after he'd already been shot dead.
* ADogNamedDog: A senator named Senator.
* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: He's consistently addressed as merely "Senator".
* ExoticExtendedMarriage: While he proudly declares Blow the Skin to be his wife, he's shown with a human wife a little later, suggesting that human/droid {{Polyamory}} might be common on his planet.
* LukeIAmYourFather: Maybe. Blow The Skin calls R2 "my kid", while at the end of the film, Senator reveals that Blow the Skin "is [his] wife." It's perfectly possible that in this version of Star Wars, Bail Organa is the father of R2-D2.
* {{Robosexual}}: Might be this, as he takes Blow the Skin as his wife. In fact, one could infer from his line "I will take the girl with the wife" that the only reason he even agrees to adopt See is so that he can get his hands on Blow the Skin as well.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Blow the Skin]]
!!Blow the Skin / C-3PO / I Occupy To Walk First / Professor Xu / [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Picard]]
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/blow_the_skin.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Where does he want to go? Do you must walk?"]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/AnthonyDaniels (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelHeroes C-3PO]]
A {{Fembot}} in the service of The Gets The Rice, and also the mother of Reach The Man. She is eventually given to Senator as a wife.
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* AmbiguousGender: Blow the Skin appears to be a fembot, but is voiced by a man and has a SomethingElseAlsoRises moment.
* BeautifulSlaveGirl: Is temporarily one of Java's slaves in ''Hopeless Situation Return'' and upon her first meeting with EV-9D9, he comments on how pretty she is.
-->'''EV-9D9:''' Gorgeous... We have no explanation.
* CallingMeALogarithm: Early in ''The Novelty Desire'', she takes offence when R2 calls her a philosopher.
* CrosscastRole: Technically. She has a voice similar to Creator/AnthonyDaniels' original voice of C-3PO (and is still played physically by him), [[GenderFlip but the dialogue implies that the character is actually female.]] [[AccidentallyCorrectWriting (Protocol droids look mostly the same, regardless of gender.)]]
* GenderFlip: She seems to be a female version of C-3PO, who -- ironically -- was designed to look like a male version of the {{Fembot}} Futura from ''Film/{{Metropolis}}'', [[IncrediblyLamePun so you might say that the circle is now complete.]]
* GoodFortuneFromGod: Believes in this.
-->"God is merciful to me!"
* HypocriticalHumor: Chides Mr. Thoreau for being inappropiate, despite swearing like a sailor herself.
* InnocentlyInsensitive: In ''The Counterattack Collection'', she ''laughs'' when [[DudeNotFunny the Boat shield doors are closed, thus trapping Gospel and Thoreau outside.]] Granted, it's to help assure R2 that Gospel will be fine, but she could take the situation a little more seriously...
* KnockingOnHeathensDoor: How she gets herself and R2 into Java's palace.
* MomentKiller: When The Gets The Rice and Allah Gold kiss, she complains they are kissing too loudly.
* RelatedInTheAdaptation: She calls R2 "my kid" at one point, which is all the more bizarre considering both of them are regarded as "childses". It gets even weirder in ''The Novelty Desire'', where she refers to R2 as her wife.
* RidiculouslyHumanRobots: She is at one point considered a child, and she is capable of having offspring.
* RobotReligion: Worships Gospel of Luke as the Lord.
* {{Sexbot}}: With a name like [[AccidentalInnuendo "Blow the Skin"]], one has to wonder. It would also explain why [[{{Robosexual}} Senator]] was so eager to take her as his wife.
** Though in ''The Novelty Desire'', [[SubvertedTrope she says that she "really [does] not know how to fuck."]]
** The AmbiguousGender part is also possibly explained by this, since if (s)he was designed for pleasure, it is certainly possible that he comes with interchangeable... parts. It would be cheaper than producing unique models for both sexes.
* SomethingElseAlsoRises: Appears to be experiencing this after being activated for the first time.
-->"Body part I appeared? incredible! Oh!"
* TookALevelInJerkass: In ''The Counterattack Collection'', she just laughs off Leah when the latter worries about Gospel's life.
* YoungerAndHipper: She and R2 are apparently considered [[{{Pluralses}} "childses"]] according to Senator, whatever that means with robots.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The]]
!!The / Drop / Master Pulling Augustine
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/drop_2.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Even since you I seperate I has been hating you."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/ChristopherLee (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsSeparatistAlliance Count Dooku]]
A big who has been hating Allah Gold for quite some time. He tries to kill Ratio The Tile and sacrifice Allah to Speaker D, but is himself defeated and executed by Gold.
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* BloodKnight: Is "surprised and pleased" to learn Allah Gold had his force promoted twice since their last encounter, clearly relishing the opportunity to fight a stronger opponent.
* ButForMeItWasTuesday: Inverted. He says that he "has been hating" Allah Gold since their previous encounter, [[Film/AttackOfTheClones (in the previous movie in the real series)]], even though he spent most of that encounter fighting with Ratio Tile and then Vanquish Is.
* DeathSeeker: Ratio speculates that The was this:
-->"The ever since that time willing to dies."
* DirtyOldMan: Like teacher, like student. He disguises his intention to sacrifice Allah Gold and Ratio Tile to his master with a DoubleEntendre.
* EstablishingCharacterMoment: Delivers one on behalf of the West, ensuring that the audience knows [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence what they're about]] with his first line.
-->"Pull out your sword. Dedicate the body for your Speaker."
* HumanSacrifice: He tries to have Allah Gold sacrificed. Given that he told the Hopeless Situation Warriors to dedicate their bodies to D, this was probably his intention from the beginning.
* ItsPersonal: He and Allah Gold have a history, and it's clearly not a good one. According to The, he's hated Allah Gold ever since they last saw each other.
* NoNonsenseNemesis: Tells Allah Gold that he'll cut him up rough. Of course, in the end, it's ''he'' who gets cut up.
* NoPronunciationGuide: Its not clear whether you're supposed to pronounce his name as The (i.e. [[ShapedLikeItself The The]]) or ''The'' (i.e. ''The'' The).
* PreAssKickingOneLiner: "You are a sacrifice article that I cut up rough now." It backfires.
* SpellMyNameWithAThe: This version of Count Dooku is possibly ''[[{{Pun}} the]]'' most triumphant example of this trope ever created, as he's simply renamed to "The" (although Ratio Tile also addresses him as "Drop" once).
* TokenEvilTeammate: To the Abruption Doctrine, as he displays none of the AdaptationalHeroism treatment that D and Space General got and [[EvilIsPetty has hated Allah Gold since he cut off the young Hopeless Situation Warrior's arm despite spending more time fighting Allah Gold and Vanquish Is in that battle]] and swears to cut him up rough.
* UnexplainedRecovery: According to the extended version of "The Final Hopeless Situation", he, somehow, survived his battle with Allah Gold and fled.
* VillainRespect: Even though he says he "has been hating" Allah Gold, he still pronounces himself "surprised and pleased" to hear that Gold got a promotion (assuming he wasn't being sarcastic).
* YouAreWhatYouHate: He asks Ratio Tile to help him destroy the Big, despite being a Big himself.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ray Gun]]
!!Nuts Gunray / Ray Gun / Mr. President
->'''Played by:''' Silas Carson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTradeFederation Nute Gunray]]
A war-hungry president allied with the West. He is responsible for the invasion of South Korea, and later joins the Abruption Doctrine. He is finally killed by South Host once he [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness outlives his usefulness]].
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* BadassBoast: "I do not know failure."
* CardCarryingVillain: He states that "invasion is my primary calendar."
* EmbarrassingNickname: "Nuts" Gunray isn't likely to strike fear into the heart of the enemy.
* MustHaveLotsOfFreeTime: The Plum Of implies that he is invading her home country out of ''boredom''.
* PresidentEvil: Very much so.
* TakeThat: An evil president named Ray Gun? [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan Hmmm...]] (Of course, the original character has been speculated to be a pisstake at Reagan ever since ''Film/ThePhantomMenace'' came out, but it's never been quite ''this'' blatant.)
* UnderestimatingBadassery: In ''Ghost The Threat'', he tells the captain of the Battle Droids who land on South Korea "be careful. As a Jedi is worthless." This ''despite'' having seen the aforementioned Jedi hacking down droves of droids (except for droidekas) on his ship.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Reaching The West Of Reaches]]
!!Reaching The West Of Reaches / South Host / Dark World / Lord Vader / Darth Bader / Reach The West / Darth Vidal
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/reaching_the_west_of_reaches.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"Impossible. I can feel she return on the hoof."]]
->'''Played by:''' Creator/HaydenChristensen, Creator/DavidProwse (stock footage)
->'''Voiced by:''' Tom Schalk
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsDarthVaderAndServants Darth Vader]]
A new persona taken up by The Peaceful Is Willing To after he becomes Dark World. He plans to overthrow D the Superior and take his Empire Of The First Choice for himself. [[MemeticMutation Is also famous for not wanting.]]
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* [[BigNo Big DO NOT WANT]]
* DefiantToTheEnd: Tells Ratio Tile that he'll ruin him even as he lies on the ground wincing in pain from potentally lethal injuries.
* IllKillYou: Manages to combine this with NeverSayDie when he screams that he'll ruin Ratio Tile.
* MaliciousMisnaming: Refers to Kunnic as a mere secretary to show how lowly he regards him.
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: His full name, "Reaching The West Of Reaches", is only ever said once by The Pudding in the entire series. The rest of the time it's shortened to "Reaches" or "Reach The West" or another name entirely.
* PulledFromYourDayOff: The Rebels just ''had'' to attack the Second Station Vagon during his first day of vacation.
* SincerestFormOfFlattery: Believes this. "If you are us, we will be honored."
* SurpriseIncest: He was apparently in a relationship with Leah long before he found out that he was her father.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Drag Along]]
!!Drag Along / Vaca / Tsui / Chui / Baca / Chewie
[[quoteright:350:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/drag_along.jpg]]
[[caption-width-right:350:"I will miss your."]]
->'''Played by:''' Peter Mayhew (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsChewbeccaCharacterSheet Chewbacca]]
An alien warrior serving under Particularly Reach the Master. He helps the Hopeless Situation Master get to an airship so he can leave the planet and combat The D.
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* TheDragAlong: It's right there in the name.
* SuddenlyVoiced: In ''Flies are a Sober Force'', he unexpectedly says his first line of dialogue: [[spoiler:(Greenwood)]]. [[EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped Even the blog commentary is baffled.]]
* TakeThat:
** His AdaptationNameChange may have been one of these.
** The subtitles of ''Flies are a Sober Force'' take several potshots at him, claiming "Chewie is [[BigStupidDoodooHead dog feces]]", "Chewie is damn" and "Chewie [[DamnedByFaintPraise smoothly]] dog feces".
* TheVoiceless: His growls from the film are kept, and he is not given any additional dialogue. This -- combined with the lack of an AlternateCharacterInterpretation from any other character -- makes him the ''Backstroke of the West'' character most similar to his original counterpart.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Captain Antilles]]
!!Captain Antilles / This With In
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelAllianceAndNewRepublicNavy Captain Antilles]]
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Gospel of Luke]]
!!Gospel of Luke / See Me / The Main Road / Master Gospel Gospel / Luke Skywalker / Samurai Master Lucas Godwalker
->'''Played by:''' Aidan Barton (baby), Creator/MarkHamill (adult) (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsLukeSkywalker Luke Skywalker]]
The son of Allah Gold and The Plum Of, twin brother of Bong Day (aka See). He was separated from his sister as a baby and raised in Africa, hidden from Reaching the West of Reaches.
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* {{Asexual}}: Possibly (although likely not Aromantic since he finds Leah attractive). His line "I cannot like her as needed" implies that he either cannot or is unconfortable with the idea of participating in some forms of a relationship with Eyebrows/Swiss.
* AuthorityInNameOnly: Is referred to as "Mr. President", despite only being a farmworker.
* {{Catchphrase}}: Says [[MemeticMutation "Do not want"]] more than any other character. Given that ''both'' of his parents said it in ''Backstroke of the West'', it might actually be hereditary.
* DeadAllAlong: Leah tells him that he died when she was very young.
* DubNameChange: Luke's name was apparently misinterpreted by the translator as "look" (in the way that a person might say "look at me!"), resulting in the name he has in ''Backstroke of the West''.
* EunuchsAreEvil: A subversion. He lacks a package, which he envies Thoreau for. However he is always on the side of the Rebellion. His worst moment is refusing to train Swiss or help her redeem Kellogg, and even then he relents and uses the Wish Power to project himself on Crait to distract Kellogg so the Resistance can escape.
* LoveAtFirstSight: As in the original film, he has this for Leah. It's taken even further here, though. [[SurpriseIncest (Mind you, they are still siblings...)]].
-->'''Gospel of Luke:''' Who is she? She is very sex appeal.
** He may also have feelings for Eyebrows/Swiss, given that his immediate reaction to meeting her is calling her his [[MayflyDecemberRomance wife.]] It's also possible that he believes Swiss has feelings for him, but he cannot return them.
-->'''Gospel Of Luke:''' I cannot like her as needed.
* RaisedAsTheOppositeGender: He was raised as a boy up until adulthood, despite his lack of male genitalia. ''Hopeless Situation Return'' reveals that he's always been a girl.
* ThemeTwinNaming: His original name is See Me, and his sister's is See.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Bong Day]]
!!Bong Day / See / Princess Leah / Princess Leia / Liya / Elijah / The Imperial Senate
->'''Played by:''' Aidan Barton (baby), Creator/CarrieFisher (adult) (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsLeiaOrgana Leia Organa]]
The daughter of Allah Gold and The Plum Of, twin sister of Gospel of Luke (aka See Me). She was separated from her brother as a baby and adopted by Senator to hide her from Reaching the West of Reaches.
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* ActuallyADoombot: During the escape from the First Order's boats, she says this time she was a robot, implying she left a decoy to trick the First Order into believing she perished with the base.
* AdaptationalVillainy: Is now a "black imperial agent fuck" who has been spying on the Rebellion.
* DubNameChange: As her brother's name was misinterpreted as "look" by the translator of ''Backstroke of the West'', her name seems to have been misinterpreted as "leer".
* HappilyAdopted: See gets adopted by Senator, although it's left a little ambiguous as to whether he just agreed to this so that Blow the Skin would be thrown in as well.
* HeelFaceTurn: In ''The Novelty Desire'', despite starting off as an Imperial agent, she winds up joining the Rebellion out of mistreatment by Reach the West.
* HoneyTrap: Implied to be her main modus operandi, with her being a "black imperial agent fuck" and all.
* IAmTheNoun: Claims to ''be'' the Imperial Senate, rather than just a member of it. ([[{{Irony}} Ironic, given that the opposite thing happened to one of Palpatine[=/=]The D's lines.]])
* MistreatmentInducedBetrayal: Why she properly joins the Rebellion.
* RaisedAsTheOppositeGender: She's portrayed as a princess all throughout the series even after ''Hopeless Situation Return'' reveals she's actually male.
* ThemeTwinNaming: Her original name is See, and her brother's is See Me.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Uncle Owen]]
!!Uncle Owen
->'''Played by:''' Creator/JoelEdgerton, Phil Brown (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine Owen Lars]]
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* ExtremeOmnivore: Despite his claims of needing a translator, he says he only bought Blow the Skin and R2 so he could eat them.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Darkin]]
!!Governor Darkin / Tarkin
->'''Played by:''' Creator/PeterCushing (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsDeathStarCrew Wilhuff Tarkin]]
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* MetaGuy: He seems to have a high level of MediumAwareness. In ''The Novelty Desire'' he points out that the argument his allies are having on the Station Wagon makes no sense. In ''Reply is Minus'' he invokes PanderingToTheBase by explaining to another character that a particular plot development was done to "give audience the treat".
* PokeThePoodle: He announces during a meeting that he's making threatening phone calls to local systems.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Aunt Voru]]
!!Aunt Voru / Aunt Sefrou
->'''Played by:''' Bonnie Piesse, Shelagh Fraser (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine Beru Lars]]
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Reach The Man]]
!!Reach The Man / Reaching the Man Cloth Space / The Emperor
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsOtherForceUsersAndBeings Darth Plagueis]]
A strong and big Emperor who could come back from the brink of death and create life using the original dint. He was supposedly killed by his land at least once, but he might still be out there somewhere.
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* TheEmperor: Is said to have held this title.
* EvilIsBigger: Speaker D said he was big.
* GaiasVengeance: One possible interpretation of D's claims that Reach the Man was killed by "his land". Presumably, this is due to him creating life.
* TheGhost: As in the original, he does not appear onscreen. (Unless R2 really is him...)
* TheInsomniac: He apparently had to be killed by his land before he could go to bed. Could also be an example of TheSleepless.
* MercyKill: Possibly. Speaker D claims that Reach the Man was killed by his land so he could go to bed.
* TheStrengthOfTenMen: D compares his Black Influence understanding to that of "Many Supermans".
* UnexplainedRecovery: He apparently lost his power and died at some point, somehow got better, and then was killed a second time so that he could go to bed. It's possible that he is alive yet again now, since the D refers to him in present tense. Though Allah Gold ''did'' say [[JustifiedTrope that he could "come back from the brink of death."]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Good Elephant]]
!!The Good Elephant
->'''Originally called:''' Not in original film.
A mysterious figure connected with the Hopeless Situation, mentioned several times but never seen. Knows how to fly airships. Could be some sort of spirit animal for the Presbyterian Church. May be owned by The Plum Of (Allah Gold talks to her about "your elephant"). Might have had some involvement with the fair that happened the day before the film started.
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* CanonForeigner: Introduced into the story thanks to a translation glitch in the subtitles.[[labelnote:Explanation]]The two simplified Chinese characters that make up the word "like" (好像) also translates independently as "good" (好) and "elephant" (像, which is normally a different character but sometimes considered the traditional version of the character for elephant, 象). Phrases such as "seems like" and "seems to be" are what keep getting turned into references to a righteous pachyderm--for example, "He seems to be alright" became "He big in nothing, important in Good Elephant." [[/labelnote]]
* DungFu: Seems to be skilled in this.
-->'''Allah Gold:''' The Good Elephant in airship dropped what things?
* FaceHeelTurn: He's mentioned in ''The Novelty Desire'' by Mr. Thoreau as working for the Empire. Although, [[PunchClockVillain he doesn't seem to have changed otherwise.]]
* TheGhost: Allah Gold, Ratio Tile and D all talk about the Good Elephant, but we never actually see him.
* HonorableElephant: Very much regarded this way.
* WarElephants: With the twist of being involved in airship combat.
* YouKilledMyFather: After turning to the Dark World, Allah Gold suggests the Good Elephant caused his mother's death.
-->'''Allah Gold:''' I can't lose again. Your elephant loses my mother so.
** Maybe he assigned the elephant to guard his mother, but he failed to protect her?
[[/folder]]
!!Characters Introduced In ''WebVideo/TheNoveltyDesire''
[[folder:Mr. Thoreau]]
!!Mr. Luck Thoreau
->'''Played by:''' Creator/HarrisonFord (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsHanSoloCharacterSheet Han Solo]]
Captain of the ''Falcon Millennium'', a boastful starship pilot hired by Ratio Tile to transport himself, Gospel and the robots to Alderaan. His copilot is Drag Along.
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* AwesomeMcCoolname: "Luck Thoreau" could qualify.
* BusmansHoliday: His vacation on Hose is disrupted when the Empire invades.
* DeadpanSnarker: Sarcastically asks an unconscious Gospel of Luke for an autograph while rescuing him in ''The Counterattack Collection''
* DoWrongRight: Tells his son to trust Snooker/Snoopy because he's abusing his power.
* HollywoodAtheist: Refers to Luke as "Gospel crazy" to Drag Along.
** Possibly subverted in Flies Are A Sober Force, where he proclaims his knowledge of the Gospel.
* LastNameBasis: No one ever calls him by his first name, even after he reveals it in ''The Novelty Desire''.
* OddFriendship: May have one with Snooker/Snoopy, given the fact that he urges his son to trust the former, however he also tells him that Snoopy is abusing his power
* RelatedInTheAdaptation: Is the child of Java in this version.
* TookALevelInJerkass: In ''The Counterattack Collection.'' He is completely indifferent to the rebels' cause, preferring to take a vacation instead of helping them with the war effort. He also acts disgusted by Bong Day and taunts her in the hallway. On board the Falcon, he also threatens to have Blow the Skin terminated if he doesn't shut up. He even [[CardCarryingVillain calls himself a villain]] to Bong Day when they're on the Falcon.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:General Dodonna]]
!!General Dodonna
->'''Played by:''' Alex [=McCrindle=] (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelAllianceAndNewRepublicArmy General Dodonna]]
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Wedge]]
!!Wedge
->'''Played by:''' Denis Lawson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelAllianceAndNewRepublicStarfighterCorps Wedge Antilles]]
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Red]]
!!Red
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine R5-D4]]
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* AdaptationalVillainy: In this work, the Lars household doesn't buy him because, according to Luke, he had a "crime motive".
* AIIsACrapshoot: He's a robot with a crime motive.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Biggs]]
!!Biggs / Bix
->'''Played by:''' Garrick Hagon (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRedSquadron Biggs Darklighter]]
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[[/folder]]
[[folder:Red Leader]]
!!Red Leader
->'''Played by:''' Drewe Henley (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelAllianceAndNewRepublicStarfighterCorps Garven Dreis]]
----
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Jinling]]
!!Jinling
->'''Played by:''' [=Angus MacInnes=] (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelAllianceAndNewRepublicStarfighterCorps Dutch Vander]]
----
* NamesTheSame: Gold Leader is called Jinling, as is someone from ''Hopeless Situation Return'' who's told to reproduce.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Java]]
!!Java 7 / Java 5
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheHuttClans Jabba the Hutt]]
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* RelatedInTheAdaptation: Apparently, Mr. Thoreau is his child.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:General Tagge]]
!!General Tagge
->'''Played by:''' Don Henderson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsImperialArmy General Tagge]]
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* YouNeedToGetLaid: Tells Darkin to get banged during their meeting.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Admiral Motti]]
!!Admiral Motti
->'''Played by:''' Richard [=LeParmentier=] (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsImperialNavy Admiral Motti]]
----
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Greedo]]
!!Greedo
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsBountyHuntersAndMercenariesRepublicEra Greedo]]
----
[[/folder]]
!!Characters Introduced In ''The Counterattack Collection'' and ''Hopeless Situation Return''
[[folder:Lang California]]
!!Lang California / Carly
->'''Played by:''' Billy Dee Williams (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRebelHeroes Lando Calrissian]]
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* AwesomeMcCoolname: ''Lang California''. Seriously.
* ThePornomancer: Asks how he can "[[BoldlyComing Do Chewbacca]]" right to his face. He also runs an "Empire of Love".
* WorkingClassHero: Whereas in the original film he was the governor of Cloud City, here he's apparently the manager of a factory.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Pets]]
!!Django Pets / Taunus and his son
->'''Played by:''' Temeura Morrison and Daniel Logan (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsBountyHuntersAndMercenariesRepublicEra Jango Fett]] and [[Characters/StarWarsBobaFett Boba Fett]]
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* AwesomenessByAnalysis: His ability to "note" allows him to navigate an asteroid field.
* BoxedCrook: Ratio Tile tries to make him go along with a scheme against Obi-Wan, which involves getting close to him for weeks. The conversation then turns to details about his previous job, suggesting Ratio Tile is trying to blackmail him with that information.
* NoRespectGuy: Django isn't well-thought of by the Caminoans, who disparagingly refer to him as a "so-called bounty hunter." What we see of his fighting ability sharply contradicts this.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: Ozzel]]
!!Ozzel
->'''Played by:''' Creator/MichaelSheard (stock footage)
->'''Originally called''': [[Characters/StarWarsImperialDeathSquadron Admiral Kendal Ozzel]]
Admiral Ozzel is - if Reach the West is to be believed - [[ShapedLikeItself "like a clumsy man."]] This Imperial officer is argumentative and overconfident, and generally refuses to listen to any advice, regardless of where in the command-chain it comes from. He is eventually executed by Reach the West for his many failures.
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* AdaptationalDumbass: Somehow accomplishes this by taking the ''entire'' Imperial Fleet into a time travel joyride to the future while they're supposed to hunt down the Rebels. To the absolute surprise of no one, this gets him killed by Reach The West. At least the original Ozzel's mistake could be taken as mere clumsiness rather than outright idiocy.
* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: Doesn't really care about the prospect of a star system gaining human form, [[JustShootHim since the Navy has plenty of weapons capable of killing humans.]] However, [[YouHaveFailedMe he doesn't live long enough to test out his argument.]]
* SkewedPriorities: Takes the whole Navy to the future instead of doing his job. [[NiceJobFixingItVillain Worse,]] it ends up [[NotHyperbole literally giving the Earth warriors more time]] to attack.
* TooDumbToLive: As said above, he was just asking for Reach The West to kill him with all his shenanigans.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Lord Vader]]
!!Lord Vader
->'''Played by:''' Michael Pennington (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsImperialNavy Moff Jerjerrod]]
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* NamesTheSame: Either he just happens to have the same name as Reach the West, or he's attempting to impersonate Reach the West while ''[[TooDumbToLive standing right in front of him.]]''
[[/folder]]
[[folder:[=EV-9D9=]]]
!![=EV-9D9=]
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheHuttClans EV-9D9]]
----
* VillainousCrush: Expresses awe at Blow the Skin's looks. He even demands her to join his jazz band.
[[/folder]]
!!Characters Introduced In ''Ghost The Threat'' and ''The Duplicate Offensive''
[[folder:Qui-Gon]]
!!Qui-Gon
-> '''Played by:''' Creator/LiamNeeson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsJediMasters Qui-Gon Jinn]]
A Hopeless Situation Master sent from Earth to deal with the crises on South Korea. Is also Ratio Tile's teacher, and the one to discover The Peaceful Is Willing To's potential. He is unfortunately killed by The Main West at the end of ''Ghost The Threat'', but it's later implied that he has managed to live on in "another world".
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* {{Ambadassador}}: He and Ratio Tile are the best ones there are, [[AwesomeEgo in his own humble opinion]].
* DubNameChange: A notable [[AvertedTrope aversion]]. He's only referred to by his real name from the movie.
* HandicappedBadass: He reveals to Allah Gold at dinner that he's blind.
* JiveTurkey: Uses this to talk down to Bottle when they first meet up.
-->"I said. You do not intelligent the speak."
* MiseryBuildsCharacter: He believes it, claiming that "Hurt provide benefits to us."
* NamedByTheAdaptation: ZigZaggedTrope. ''Backstroke of the West'' literally cut out the only mention of his name, leading to Ratio Tile mouthing it silently in the dub. The [[FanSequel fan prequel]] ''Ghost The Threat'' restores his original name.
* NapoleonDelusion: DownplayedTrope. He briefly believes himself to be the queen (of South Korea, presumably) after running and then having a big sword fight in the middle of the hot desert, but he gets over it before he has time to mention it to anyone.
* SkewedPriorities: Takes a detour from an important mission just to get a tattoo.
* TeacherStudentRomance: Is implied to have had one with Ratio Tile. At the very least, he taught him the art of [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] (and possibly swearing, too). It might also have been what Ratio meant when he said that he "did" Allah Gold's teacher during the latter's youth.
* TomatoInTheMirror: While in Africa, he realizes that ''he'' is a "MIDI chlorian".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Bottle]]
!!Bottle / Soldiers Augsburg
->'''Played by:''' Ahmed Best (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsGalacticRepublicSenate Jar Jar Binks]]
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* InnocentlyInsensitive: He asks The Plum Of if her name is Hussein -- which is a male name. She doesn't seem to mind.
* LikesOlderWomen: In his words, he's "DOEN [sic] a housewife!"
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Climbing nak]]
!!Climbing nak
->'''Played by:''' Hugh Quarshie (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsNaboo Captain Panaka]]
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* CaptainObvious: When Ray Gun plans to invade South Korea and cuts off all external communication, he tells The Plum Of "This is a situation, Your Highness."
* FanNickname: He is never named on screen in [=KnifeOfPi2's=] compilation. The name "Climbing nak" comes from [[https://www.reddit.com/r/Chinese_Bootleg_Memes/comments/6qr65c/should_we_canonize_our_own_translations_details/ this Reddit Thread.]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mother of Gold]]
!!Mother of Gold
->'''Played by:''' Pernilla August (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine Shmi Skywalker]]
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* IHaveNoSon: Inverted. Her son disowns ''her'' when he leaves Africa, saying "I have no mother. I promise." This is partly because she's ashamed of him for winning the Ford race.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Sebulba]]
!!Sebulba
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine Sebulba]]
An alien Ford Racer pilot and one of The Peaceful Is Willing To's biggest rivals. He seems to be quite a {{Jerkass}}.
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* AndImTheQueenOfSheba: Says that if The Peaceful Is Willing To isn't a slave, [[NonSequitur he will pumpkin.]]
* DubNameChange: {{Averted|Trope}}. He gets to keep his original name.
* {{Mooning}}: The Peaceful Is Willing To claims that he did this to him at one point.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:The Main West]]
!!The Main West / God Hammer
->'''Played By:''' Ray Park (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsDathomir Darth Maul]]
A Big sent to Africa by the West Emperor to hunt down the Plum Of and the two Hopeless Situations protecting her. Later, he partakes in the battle of South Korea, where he kills Qui-Gon and [[UncertainDoom seemingly dies]] by Ratio Tile's hand.
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* AwesomeMcCoolName: At one point, "Lord Maul" is translated as "God Hammer".
* BigBad: Qui-Gon believes him to be this, judging by the name he gives him. It's unclear if he's right or if The West Emperor is still TheManBehindTheMan, as he was in [[Film/ThePhantomMenace the real movie]].
* DeathByAdaptation: PlayedWith. He seemed to die in the original film too, but the TV series ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars'' later revealed that he was still alive. However, it's currently unclear whether or not his return story or its sequels will be translated, so as far as we know, he really is dead. Then again, they NeverFoundTheBody . . .
* HiddenDepths: Qui-Gon mentions that he is a trained artist. This has no real impact on the plot, but it might explain his weird facial markings.
* SmallRoleBigImpact: He only appears in one film, but he is responsible not only for the death of Qui-Gon, but for [[TitleDrop name-dropping the title]] ''WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest''.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Las Vegas Cliegg]]
!!Las Vegas Cliegg
->'''Played by:''' Jack Thompson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTatooine Cliegg Lars]]
----
* TheGamblingAddict: Judging by his nickname.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Dexamethasone]]
!!Dexamethasone
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCoruscant Dexter Jettster]]
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* InspirationallyDisadvantaged: He can identify the toxic dart despite being blind.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Obi-Wan]]
!!Obi-Wan
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsJediCouncil Sifo-Dyas]]
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* AdaptationNameChange: Possibly the most bewildering one in the whole series.
* TheGhost: Obviously, given that he was a PosthumousCharacter in the real movie.
* NamesTheSame: Don't confuse him with Ratio Tile, who was called Obi-Wan in the original franchise. He's a different character.
* SparedByTheAdaptation: He is still alive in this version, as Ratio Tile orders Django to get close to him over the next few weeks. This never goes anywhere, as Django won't follow his script and makes a run for it with his son.
[[/folder]]
!!Characters Introduced In ''Flies Are A Sober Force'' and ''The Final Hopeless Situation''
[[folder:Eyebrows]]
!!Eyebrows / Swiss / Wait
->'''Played by:''' Creator/DaisyRidley (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRey Rey]]
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* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: She likes that Kellogg will bring destruction, suffering and death.
* ClothingSwitch: Discussed. She expresses her desire to "Look Skywalker", but Gospel refuses.
* DeadpanSnarker: Refers to the desert wasteland of Jakku as "the beach".
* MayflyDecemberRomance: She's apparently Gospel's wife; either that or Gospel is just taunting her.
* HeroicSelfDeprecation: She claims to feel like she's "just a waste".
* SuddenlyAlwaysKnewThat: Is an expert in meteorology, despite being a mere scavenger.
* UnfortunateNames: The other characters for the most part have names that are kind of poetic in a strange way. This poor lady's name is ''Eyebrows''. [[BigOlEyebrows Hers aren't even that impressive!]]
* WinsByDoingAbsolutelyNothing: She apparently didn't need her lightsaber to fight Kellogg in their first battle. Kellogg took himself out without her needing to lift a finger.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Feet of People]]
!!Feet of People / Pin / UsefulNotes/{{Finland}} / Needle
->'''Played by:''' Creator/JohnBoyega (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsResistanceHeroes Finn]]
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* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: Whether or not he's on Marry's side or the First Order's seems to vary from moment to moment.
* IllKillYou: He takes Marry aside to tell him he wants to destroy him.
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Notes that "Everything here is very ridiculous".
* TheStarscream: Shortly after defecting, he declares that he and Marry can ''be'' the First Order.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Marry]]
!!Marry
->'''Played by:''' Creator/OscarIsaac (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsResistanceHeroes Poe Dameron]]
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* HonestCorporateExecutive: He's apparently on the Resistance Board of Directors.
* FlatWhat: His response to Holdo's speech is to ask his robot "What is that?"
* OnlySaneMan: He's one of the few characters that realizes how weird everything around him is while discussing Holdo's plans. However, he doesn't show this side of himself again.
* PornStash: He apparently has one which may or may not include [[HoYay pictures of Finland.]] He gets annoyed with BB-8 when he thinks the robot burnt it all.
* StepfordSmiler: May be one, since he mentions that the attack on Jajadi's boat is sad.
* TheStoryteller: Tells Thoreau Jr. that he wants to tell him a story [[StealthInsult once he's done telling his]].
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Apparently works for the IRA.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:[=BB-8=]]]
!!BB-8
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsResistanceHeroes BB-8]]
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* CharacterBlog: Almost an InvertedTrope. He is a blogger InUniverse, but doesn't have a blog in RealLife. (At least not ''this'' version of the character.)
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Rose]]
!!Rose/Ross
-> '''Played by:''' Creator/KellyMarieTran (stock footage)
-> '''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsResistanceHeroes Rose Tico]]
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* AnythingThatMoves: She hopes she [...can fist all bad and this beautiful town].
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Neither Finland nor Poe are too fond of her, with the former calling her annoying and the latter asking if she's dead yet.
* SpannerInTheWorks: Or at least the other characters say so, since her own companions would rather let her die and aren't subtle about [[BrutalHonesty their disdain towards her.]]
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[[folder:Thoreau Jr.]]
!!Thoreau Jr./Kellogg/Classes/Bansoro
->'''Played by:''' Creator/AdamDriver (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsKyloRen Kylo Ren]]
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* AdaptationalWimp: Kylo in canon is a moderately trained lightsaber wielder and only lost to Rey due to outside factors crippling him; Kellogg lost to Swiss even though she never grabbed a lightsaber, simply by hitting himself with his own lightsaber.
* BiTheWay: Casually reveals after his second fight with Swiss that he'll reccomend a breakup with Hux.
* BorrowedCatchphrase: He's Gospel's nephew and Reach The West's grandson, so of course he gets to drop at least one "Do not want!" in "The Final Hopeless Situation".
* BrutalHonesty: Tells Wait through their Wish Power Bond that her parents abandoned her way earlier than he does in canon.
* CannotTalkToWomen: Although, in his own words, he ''has'' heard a lot about them.
* DeathSeeker: He abruptly tells Eyebrows that she has to kill him during her interrogation.
* EpicFail: He lost to Swiss not because she beat him in a lightsaber duel, but because ''he'' beat himself with his own lightsaber and knocked himself unconscious.
* EvilEyebrows: His are noticeable enough that Supreme Readers Snooker points them out.
* {{Invisibility}}: Might have this, as Eyebrows comments to Gospel that his body is no longer visible.
* JustFollowingOrders: Tells Mr. Thoreau that he was assigned, however he also states [[AmbiguousSituation he wants the pain of freedom.]]
* ShipperOnDeck: After being berated by Snooker for losing to Swiss via hitting himself with [[EpicFail his own sword]] and then destroying his helmet, he claims that "he's ready to ship", meaning it's either this trope or he also works at a delivery company.
* TheUnintelligible: Just like in the original film, Marry[=/=]Poe has a hard time understanding him. [[AccidentallyCorrectWriting Ironically, he now mentions this in a completely different sentence.]]
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[[folder:Supreme Readers Snooker]]
!!Supreme Readers [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snooker Snooker]] / [[Franchise/{{Peanuts}} Snoopy]] / Snooker Supremo
->'''Played by:''' Creator/AndySerkis (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheFirstOrder Supreme Leader Snoke]]
* AdaptationalHeroism: Mr. Thoreau tells his son that Snookers apparently must be trusted, [[CorruptPolitician though he also abuses his power in the First Order.]]
* GeneralRipper: According to "The Final Hopeless Situation", Snooker Supremo "cruelly deployed his army".
* IceCreamKoan: Tells Thoreau Jr. to "take nonsense".
* IHaveYouNowMyPretty: Despite being the Supreme Readers of an army that seeks to eliminate sex, he seems rather pleased when Eyebrows refuses to be abstinent.
-->'''Snooker:''' Correct. [[TakeOffYourClothes Drop everything.]]
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: Seems to be aware that Swiss isn't supposed to die in "The Final Hopeless Situation" and outright tells her so.
-->'''Snooker:''' You can not die.
* TheQuietOne: Notes, that he "[speaks] a little".
* UndyingLoyalty: Or so he says himself, since "[he] cannot betray".
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[[folder:General Hux]]
!!General Hux
->'''Played by:''' Creator/DomhnallGleeson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsTheFirstOrder General Hux]]
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* CelibateHero: Inverted. He's a villain who wants to eliminate sex.
* ContrastingSequelAntagonist: He wants to eliminate sex, in contrast to the D being....well, [[DirtyOldMan D the Superior]].
* EvenEvilHasStandards: He mentions in his speech that Snooker's regime has ended intolerance in the galaxy, and that the rich will have their precious cars ended as well.
** In The "Final Hopeless Situation" he's outright horrified at the Resistance Board of Directors for causing TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt
* EqualOpportunityEvil: Mentions that Snooker's regime has ended intolerance.
* ObligatorySwearing: Drops the b-word, like many other military officers in this series.
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!!Characters Introduced In ''Grand Theft Auto''
[[folder:Piano Prince]]
!!Piano Prince
->'''Played by:''' Creator/FelicityJones (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Jyn Erso]]
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* AlliterativeName: ''P''iano ''P''rince
* GenderBlenderName: Fits an ActionGirl.
* MusicalThemeNaming: Is named after a musical instrument.
* ScienceIsBad: She doesn't believe that the big reason is useful.
* SenselessSacrifice: Demands that her captives kill her and Cassian as soon as they're captured.
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[[folder:Quincy Kunnick]]
!!Quincy Kunnick
->'''Played by:''' Creator/BenMendelsohn (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsGalacticEmpire Orson Krennic]]
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* AdaptationalNationality: Quincy is apparently Australian, as he's mentioned as being the secretary of Queensland. He also uses some Australian vernacular. Fittingly, he's played by an Australian actor.
* CutLexLuthorACheck: Wants to use the Dead Star to destroy... a satellite.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Claims to want to bring peace and security to the Milky Way.
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[[folder:Old K]]
!!Old K
->'''Played by:''' [=CGI=] (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne K-2S0]]
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* AdaptationalVillainy: Old K initally rescues Piano to become a sex worker. It's a good thing the Rebel Alliance had another use for her
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Tends to use longer, fancier words than his counterpart in the original.
* ShipperOnDeck: Thinks Cassian should keep Piano in his arms.
* SophisticatedAsHell: Greets a squad of stormtroopers with "Alas yo."
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[[folder: Bodhi Luke]]
!!Bodhi Luke
->'''Played by:''' Creator/RizAhmed (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Bodhi Rook]]
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* InsistentTerminology: Is always referred to as the pilot''s'', plural.
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[[folder: Xi Lu Yingwei]]
!!Xi Lu Yingwei
->'''Played by:''' Creator/DonnieYen (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsRogueOne Chirrut Imwe]]
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!!Characters introduced in ''Ranger Soro''
[[folder: Baker Beckett]]
!!Baker Beckett
->'''Played by:''' Creator/WoodyHarrelson (stock footage)
->'''Originally called:''' [[Characters/StarWarsCrimsonDawnSyndicate Tobias Beckett]]
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!!Characters Introduced In ''Reply is minus''
[[folder: Ezra ]]
* TheAlcoholic: Thinks Kanan is this and almost calls Alcohoic Anonymous to treat him.
* FaceHeelTurn: According to a Hopeless Situation Temple Guard he will stop being a Christian and start worshipping the devil in the future
* TheImmigrant: Wants to go to the United States.
* HiddenDepths: He's a good dancer, also he has a worshipper who believes him to be divine.
* PrecociousCrush: Has one on Chicken Jarrus and even wants to fuck him.
* SkewedPriorities: Hanging from a cliff doesn't stop him from trying to paint the rocks, also in spite of looking for advice from Vanquish Is, he also asks him if it is wrong to bathe in the Hopeless Situation.
* TheSlacker: He's one until he decides to work in a planet in "Dark Envelope", he's stopped from this by the Inquisition from the Empire of the First Choice.
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[[folder: Chicken Jarrus]]
* EmbarrassingFirstName: "Chicken" is not exactly a name befitting a Hopeless Situation Warrior.
* ExtremeOmnisexual: He once masturbated to Hopeless Situation knowledge.
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