History Characters / SurvivalOfTheFittestV7001To050

* SadClown: Though he's still one of pregame's more comedic characters. [[spoiler:His time on the island is a different story, on the other hand...]]

->[[AC:Conclusion:]] So long as G010 reigns in her social difficulties, obtains a weapon she could use, and remains vigilant of her surroundings, she could potentially have a chance to make it far. - ''Boris Petrikov''

Come on, how come he gets away with it? - ''Josh Baines''

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Two parts Lucio, one part RG3. I'm digging it, B010. Maybe you can use those grenades to start your sweet rave party before you 'beat' your enemies to death, eh? .... Oof, that one sucked. - ''Dennis Lourvey''

* WreckedWeapon: In a odd case, his assigned weapon was already broken when he got it.

* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: His assigned weapon is a SPAS-12 that was previously used by former contestant Bryan Calvert.

* SadClown: Still one of the more comedic characters, though.

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Well, meathead here is either going to be either a juggernaut or a huge target. He has all the advantages for a strong early game, but if you can't think about the long-term, you're going to find yourself taking orders or taken out. Probably both, in that order. - Veronica Rai

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] When a boy thinks with the wrong head, he gets the both of them chopped off. - Abby Soto

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Decent physical capacity ruined by a temper that's just going to get himself killed. What a waste. Oh and before you ask, we're not letting you have your cigs, B004. Didn't you know that smoking's bad for you? - Trent Camden

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] God's not gonna help you here, so you'd better start making with the Old Testament-style sacrifices if you want to stand a chance, pal. And hey, the last guy who had that weapon got out in one piece. Mostly. Maybe it's a sign. - Matt Richards

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Man, I can't decide if this guy is a sleeper mastermind or just dead meat. He's got the cunning, but having no reliable way to tell your enemies from your friends? Actually, that's kind of poetic, shit. Take heart, B006: you won't be able to tell who killed you, but you provided us with some cool symbolism. - Veronica Rai

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I would pay off everybody here to get the chance to review B007, and I just lucked into it! What's more, he even gets the perfect spy weapon! I'd say B007 is well-rounded with all the tools necessary to make it all the way. Even retreating into fantasy as a bit of escapism isn't that much of a weakness. I mean, it's what I do. - Dennis Lourvey

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Oh come on, come on! The perfect "manifesto" pun is here, I know it, but it's just out of my reach! Ugh, whatever, I'm sure I'll think of it later in the shower. In the meantime, try using that to broaden your political horizons or something in the five minutes before somebody takes you out, okay? - Josh Baines

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Does every athlete at this bloody school smoke? If it weren't for that and the fact he has the IQ of a Neanderthal, I would have said B009 actually stood a chance. - Trent Camden

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Two parts Lucio, one part RG3. I'm digging it, B010. Maybe you can use those grenades to start your sweet rave party before you 'beat' your enemies to death, eh? .... Oof, that one sucked. - Dennis Lourvey

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Sorry guy, looks like the universe has decided that you didn't get fucked enough. Bend over and get ready for some more. - Veronica Rai

->...I've been informed that if I finish this sentence, I'll get punched. Bunch of spoilsports. - Josh Baines

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You're a stiff breeze from coming apart at the seams, my friend. I don't think you'll last, but why not pare down the competition before you go? You do want to be the very best, after all. - Shamino Warhen

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You know, I was hoping this weapon would go to somebody that lent themselves to a joke about how they too were broken before the game even started. Instead, it ends up in the hands of Mr. Rational and Principled. If I may say: lame. - Jim Greynolds

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You might consider it wise to just make the best of a bad situation, B016. Find a nice beach and park yourself there until your inevitable death comes, because your easygoing lifestyle is finally about to catch up to you. - Christina Stockton

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] B017's weapon helps avoid his troubled sight, so long as he only uses it at close range. If he manages to keep his emotions in check, I could see him going far. - Boris Petrikov

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I like you, B018. I'm not exactly betting on you to win the whole shebang or anything, but I DO like you. And hey, with a draw like that, maybe you can splatter some brains on walls from far enough away they can't even hear you utter 'Omae wa, mou shinderu'. - Dennis Lourvey

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I honestly feel a little bad. B019 actually had a little trouble, but the kid has Diabetes, and it's the really bad kind. Somebody just needs to rip that pump away from him, like a blaring weak spot, and throw it in the ocean. Kid'll croak. - Trent Camden

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] They say that every actor best enjoys an opportunity to die on screen. Well, I have some good news for you! - Matt Richards

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Dexterity and calmness are good traits to have for long term survival, and he received one of the best weapons. So long as he does not lose his glasses, I think B021 will do quite well. - Boris Petrikov

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] He'll rebel to anything as long as it's easy. Fucking pussy. - Josie Knight

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Good news B023, you'll lose a lot of weight on the island diet program, bad news time travel isn't real, so you're stuck here fatty. - Josie Knight

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] If B024 doesn't smash that entire thing over someone's head I want my money back. - Josie Knight

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I got a 12 gauge Mossberg to pump up your chest. Have you gasping for air after that shell hit your vest. Fear me like you fear god cause I bring death. - Josie Knight

* TheCasanova / TheCharmer: He is a rather notorious flirt and has dated a lot of different girls, and said relationships tend to be short lived and he is quick to move on. That said, his reputation as a womanizer actually bothers him, but he doesn’t actually make any attempt to improve.

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] He's going to smell about as good as that fruit does when he's dead. - Josie Knight

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] There you go kid, have the traditional weapon of your people, and they say we're not cultured. - Josie Knight

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Being number one has a certain status to it, along with a good deal of pressure. Last time, our winner proved he was number one, so try to live up to the expectations, won't you? You know what they say, first impressions are everything. - Tracen Danya

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] There's far too much competition to be worrying about your body image, G002. If you want to use those clippers to trim the fat, make sure to keep the pointy bits outward, okay? - Jim Greynolds

->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Woah, hey, busking? Man, I bet you'd be a bard if you played-... oh. Painting. Sorry, I usually just skim over these things. Ahem: Let our gift to you define your strategy, G003. If we gave you special eyes so you could play Sam Fisher, don't be the kind of idiot who runs out in the daylight thinking they're Master Chief. - Dennis Lourvey

-->[[AC: G004: Bree Jones]]
-->[[AC:Designated Weapon:]] Syringe w/ needle containing adrenaline
-->[[AC:Conclusion:]] So she's tough and can be selfish, but then the rest of her is wrapped up in pettiness and crying about the whales. Skewed priorities like that and a sub-par weapon mean it's only a matter of time before G004 is... uh... sleeping with the fishes. - Veronica Rai

-->[[AC: G005: Sierra Cook]]
-->[[AC:Designated Weapon:]] Stun gun
-->[[AC:Conclusion:]] There's some good shit here, but I can't help thinking that the whole might be less than the sum of its parts, or however that goes. Keep your head screwed on straight, kid, and you might make it. I did. - Veronica Rai

-->[[AC: G006: Violet Quinn]]
-->[[AC:Designated Weapon:]] Prison flail (sock with a padlock inside)
-->[[AC:Conclusion:]] Taking a stand against bullying might be a noble endeavor in school, G006, but this is the real world. Learn to either become a bully, or be taken advantage of all the way to the grave. - Tracen Danya

-->[[AC: G007: Violet Schmidt]]
-->[[AC:Designated Weapon:]] Winchester Model 88 (rifle)
-->[[AC:Conclusion:]] A fan? How nice. Now you get to enjoy the show from the best seat in the house. - Tracen Danya

-->[[AC: G008: Willow O'Neal]]
-->[[AC:Designated Weapon:]] Roll of duct tape
-->[[AC:Conclusion:]] With enough imagination, we've given you what is in my opinion the single best weapon in the game. Without the imagination or know-how, though, you may as well just tape yourself to a tree and wait to be killed. - Dennis Lourvey

-->[[AC: G009: Marceline Carlson]]
-->[[AC:Designated Weapon:]] Folding Spetum
-->[[AC:Conclusion:]] So long as G010 reigns in her social difficulties, obtains a weapon she could use, and remains vigilant of her surroundings, she could potentially have a chance to make it far. - Boris Petrikov

-->[[AC: G010: Camilla Bell]]
-->[[AC:Designated Weapon:]]
-->[[AC:Conclusion:]] So long as G010 reigns in her social difficulties, obtains a weapon she could use, and remains vigilant of her surroundings, she could potentially have a chance to make it far. - Boris Petrikov

-->[[AC: G011: Ashlynn Martinek]]
-->[[AC:Designated Weapon:]] Metal Keyblade replica
-->[[AC:Conclusion:]] G011 really is fit to be a politician; she's all talk, and probably no action to back it up. Talk about your problems all you want, G011. Survival of the Fittest has been around a long time, and it will be here long after you're gone. - Jim Greynolds

-->[[AC: G012: Madison Springer]]
-->[[AC:Designated Weapon:]] Box of condoms
-->[[AC:Conclusion:]]Safety first! - Josh Baines

-->[[AC: G013: Yuka Hayashibara]]
-->[[AC:Designated Weapon:]] Bug-A-Salt Camofly 2.0 Insect Eradication Gun
-->[[AC:Conclusion:]] Oh goodie, the Powerpuff Girls. And this one's the pastel goth, so that makes her Bubbles? But she has to kill people or die, so maybe it's from that one episode where Bubbles was suddenly a badass... - Dennis Lourvey

-->[[AC: G014: Apollonia "Nia" Karahalios]]
-->[[AC:Designated Weapon:]] Bad Dragon dildo
-->[[AC:Conclusion:]] Last time we nicked her bow, this time it looks like we stole something else from Josie's room! Heh. ... I sincerely hope she doesn't read these. - Dennis Lourvey

-->[[AC: G015: Juliette Sargent]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Straight razor + can of shaving cream
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] You feel the need to be in charge and can't stand decisions being made for you. You value your freedom, G015. I understand that. Believe me when I say there may be nobody who understands you as well as I do. You want your freedom? Take it. The only thing between it and yourself is your own inhibitions and a pile of warm bodies. - Tracen Danya

-->[[AC: G016: Katrina Lavell]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Nodachi
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] She's style, she's grace, she's gonna get shot in her fucking face as soon as she opens her stupid mouth to the wrong person. Cool weapon, though. - Veronica Rai

-->[[AC: G017: Cheridene Williams]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Vape pen + 1 pineapple flavored cartridge
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Yet another seemingly-promising contender just saw her chances go up in smoke. - Jim Greynolds
Come on, how come he gets away with it? - Josh Baines

-->[[AC: G018: Beryl Mahelona]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Chainsaw
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] She has a decent array of advantages and a weapon draw with incredible potential for carnage, but... nope, I just don't see it. Maybe with a gun in her hands, G018 would be a force to be reckoned with, but I can't envision her getting up close and personal the way her draw demands. What a waste. - Christina Stockton

-->[[AC: G019: Faith Marshal-Mackenzie]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] H&K P11 (underwater pistol, shoots metal darts)
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] The people you idolize will chew you up and spit you out without a second thought, and you'll have nothing to show for what you gave them other than your scars. We're giving you the chance to make something of yourself on your own terms. You can thank us later if you make it. - Veronica Rai

-->[[AC: G020: Desiree Beck]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Water Pistol
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] A nerd after my own heart... is what I would say, if the fact that you're super into Fortnite wouldn't remind me of just how far removed our generations are. Man, back in my day, the super casual fun shooter was Team Fortress 2. Now you KIDS have your battle royale games. Not so much fun anymore, is it? Maybe we should sue Epic Games, they obviously got the idea from us... - Dennis Lourvey

-->[[AC: G021: Meilin Zhou]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Haladie
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Avoiding fights and keeping allies can be a great boon to long term survival, and G021's weapon is also above average. I think she will be able to survive for a significant length of time, given her perks and her negative qualities being so minor. - Boris Petrikov

-->[[AC: G022: Forrest Quin]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Ball-gag and handcuffs
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] The only upside here is that her own weapon can't be used against her with that cast on her arm. Dead meat. - Veronica Rai

-->[[AC: G023: Dolores "Dolly" Upton]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Bowie knife
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] I had to google what lolita fashion was so I'm going to be glad when this bitch breaks her ankle as soon as she tries to run. - Josie Knight

-->[[AC: G024: Darlene Silva]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Colt Single Action Army
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] This girl might be the most boring person to ever exist...next. - Josie Knight

-->[[AC: G025: Tanisha Abbey]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Sawed-off Browning A-5 Shotgun
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] The overweight girl isn't good at running? Who'd have guessed? Good thing she has that shotgun, she's going to need it. - Josie Knight

* ShotToTheHeart: [[spoiler:Zach Beckary tries to resuscitate her in this way. RealityEnsues as he ends up puncturing a lung, which is what ultimately kills Bree.]]

* ShotToTheHeart: [[spoiler:Zach Beckary tries to resuscitate her in this way. RealityEnsues as he ends up puncturing a lung WorstAid which is what ultimately kills Bree.]]

* GenkiGirl

* BatterUp
* BiblicalMotifs: Possibly unintentional, but [[spoiler:it has been brought up that Abel being the first person to be murdered in V7 is similar to how Abel from the Bible was the first human murdered. Bible!Abel was killed by someone who was familiar to him and who, under normal circumstances, would be considered worthy of, if not trust, at least the benefit of the doubt - a descriptor that could describe the relationship between two high school classmates as well.]]

* LovableJock: He is the captain of the varsity baseball team along with being one of the nicer students at George Hunter High
* SweetTooth
* TheKlutz: Drenches Katrina Lavell with a cup of soda and vomits on Bert Wren's shoes during the course of pregame

* BiblicalMotifs: Possibly unintentional, but [[spoiler:her murder of Abel (see above) has drawn parallels of the biblical murder of Abel, with Paloma in the position of Cain. The fact one could interpret being outed as a murderer by the Taskforce in the announcements could be compared to God [[MarkOfShame marking Cain as the Abel's murderer]] has been brought up among the players.]]

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[[folder:G026: Liberty "Bert" Wren]]
-->[[AC: G026: Liberty "Bert" Wren]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Battery-powered drill
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Your name's fucking stupid. - Josie Knight
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* GenderBlenderName: Her nickname, Bert.
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[[folder:G028: Camille Bellegarde]]
-->[[AC: G028: Camille Bellegarde]]
-->[[AC: Designated Weapon:]] Beretta M12
-->[[AC: Conclusion:]] Smoking kills, but guns kill quicker. Time is on your side G028, just don't forget why you're here. - Josie Knight

* BiblicalMotifs: Possibly unintentional, but [[spoiler:her murder of Abel (see above) has drawn parallels of the biblical murder of Abel, with Paloma in the position of Cain. The fact one could interpret being outed as a murderer by the Taskforce in the announcements could be compared to God [[MarkOfShame marking Cain as the Abel's murderer.]]]]

* BiblicalMotifs: Possibly unintentional, but [[spoiler:Abel was the first person to be murdered in V7, much like how Abel from the Bible was the first human murdered.]]

->[[AC: G02: Elisabeth "Lizzie" Lebowski]]