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* ThePigPen: The Dude's hygiene is... Questionable at best. The fact that he can also urinate on himself to put himself out should he be set ablaze doesn't make it any better.
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* EvilIsHammy: As the Kosher Mad Cow God, all of his dialogue is bombastic.
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->'''The Bitch''': [[spoiler:"Oh I can see it all now. I was wrong. It wasn't the demonic mad cow zombie I was in love with. It's you I loved all along. Will you take me back? You gotta take me back! What will I do? How can I possibly live without you?"]]
->'''Postal Dude''': [[spoiler:"[[Film/GoneWithTheWind Frankly, my dear, I don't give a shit.]]"]]
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* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Her name in the credits is simply the Bitch, though given she's marred to a guy named The Postal Dude, Jr., [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep it could be her real name for all we know]]. This notion being reinforced by the fact that it's the name given on [[spoiler:her health bar during the boss fights against her and even her new husband referring to her as "Bitch".]].
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* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Her name in the credits is simply the Bitch, though given she's marred married to a guy named The Postal Dude, Jr., [[HisNameReallyIsBarkeep it could be her real name for all we know]]. This notion being reinforced by the fact that it's the name given on [[spoiler:her health bar during the boss fights against her and even her new husband referring to her as "Bitch".]].
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->'''The Bitch''': [[spoiler:"You asshole! You spineless worm! You think you won here? You haven't won anything! You haven't achieved a single thing in your worthless life. Nothing but a deadbeat. You were a terrible husband, you couldn't hold a job, you couldn't peform in bed, you couldn't even complete a simple list of chores! And worst of all: YOU NEVER GOT ME MY ROCKY ROAD!"]]
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The Dude's nagging fat wife who constantly has him doing errands for her. After [[DrivenToSuicide the Dude tries and fails to kill himself not to listen to her bitching]] at the end of the second game, she leaves him behind and moves back in with her mother. She returns in ''Paradise Lost'', [[spoiler: where she has lost most of her weight and is about to marry Mike J]].
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The Dude's nagging fat wife who constantly has him doing errands for her. After [[DrivenToSuicide the Dude tries and fails to kill himself not to no longer listen to her bitching]] at the end of the second game, she leaves him behind and moves back in with her mother. She returns in ''Paradise Lost'', [[spoiler: where she has lost most of her weight and is about to marry Mike J]].
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* NinetiesAntiHero: In ''Postal 2'', he's essentially the epitome of this trope, embodying all the attributes, characteristics, and typical traits you would expect from such an AntiHero — including an [[DeadpanSnarker edgy and sarcastic attitude]], a rugged design, personifying {{badass}}ery, sporting CoolShades, and of course, his [[BadassLongcoat signature long trenchcoat]]. His level of "heroism", for obvious reasons, largely depends on how you choose to play him.
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* NinetiesAntiHero: In ''Postal 2'', he's essentially the epitome of this trope, embodying all the attributes, characteristics, and typical traits you would expect from such an AntiHero — including an [[DeadpanSnarker edgy and sarcastic attitude]], a rugged design, personifying {{badass}}ery, sporting CoolShades, and of course, his [[BadassLongcoat signature long trenchcoat]]. His level of "heroism", for obvious reasons, largely depends on how you choose to play him.
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* NinetiesAntiHero: In ''Postal 2'', he's basically the epitome of this trope, acquiring all the attributes, characteristics, and typical traits you would expect from this type of AntiHero — including [[DeadpanSnarker an edgy, sarcastic, and hilarious attitude]], a rugged design, {{badass}}ery personified, CoolShades, and of course [[BadassLongcoat his long trenchcoat]]. For obvious reasons, his level of "heroism" will largely depend on how you play with him.
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* NinetiesAntiHero: In ''Postal 2'', he's basically essentially the epitome of this trope, acquiring embodying all the attributes, characteristics, and typical traits you would expect from this type of such an AntiHero — including an [[DeadpanSnarker an edgy, sarcastic, edgy and hilarious sarcastic attitude]], a rugged design, {{badass}}ery personified, personifying {{badass}}ery, sporting CoolShades, and of course course, his [[BadassLongcoat his signature long trenchcoat]]. For His level of "heroism", for obvious reasons, his level of "heroism" will largely depend depends on how you choose to play with him.
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* NinetiesAntiHero: In ''Postal 2'', he's basically the '''epitome''' of this trope, acquiring all the attributes, characteristics, and typical traits you would expect from this type of AntiHero — including [[DeadpanSnarker an edgy, sarcastic, and hilarious attitude]], a rugged design, {{badass}}ery personified, CoolShades, and of course [[BadassLongcoat his long trenchcoat]]. For obvious reasons, his level of "heroism" will largely depend on how you play with him.
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* NinetiesAntiHero: In ''Postal 2'', he's basically the '''epitome''' epitome of this trope, acquiring all the attributes, characteristics, and typical traits you would expect from this type of AntiHero — including [[DeadpanSnarker an edgy, sarcastic, and hilarious attitude]], a rugged design, {{badass}}ery personified, CoolShades, and of course [[BadassLongcoat his long trenchcoat]]. For obvious reasons, his level of "heroism" will largely depend on how you play with him.
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* NinetiesAntiHero: In ''Postal 2'', it fits very well into this archetype, acquiring practically all the attributes, characteristics, and typical traits you would expect from this kind of AntiHero — including [[DeadpanSnarker an edgy, sarcastic, and hilarious attitude]], a rugged design, {{badass}}ery personified, CoolShades, and of course [[BadassLongcoat his long trenchcoat]]. For obvious reasons, his level of "heroism" will largely depend on how you play with him.
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* NinetiesAntiHero: In ''Postal 2'', it fits very well into he's basically the '''epitome''' of this archetype, trope, acquiring practically all the attributes, characteristics, and typical traits you would expect from this kind type of AntiHero — including [[DeadpanSnarker an edgy, sarcastic, and hilarious attitude]], a rugged design, {{badass}}ery personified, CoolShades, and of course [[BadassLongcoat his long trenchcoat]]. For obvious reasons, his level of "heroism" will largely depend on how you play with him.
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* NinetiesAntiHero: In ''Postal 2'', it fits very well into this archetype, acquiring practically all the attributes, characteristics, and typical traits you would expect from this kind of AntiHero — including [[an [[DeadpanSnarker an edgy, sarcastic, and hilarious attitude]], a rugged man design, {{badass}}ery personified, CoolShades, and of course [[BadassLongcoat his long trenchcoat]]. For obvious reasons, his level of "heroism" will largely depend on how you play with him.
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* AffablyEvil: In ''Postal 2''. He may be a self described sociopath, but damn if he isn't charming about it.
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* AffablyEvil: In ''Postal 2''. He may be a self described sociopath, {{sociopath}}, but damn if he isn't charming about it.
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* BossBattle: Unless you bribe him (see SkippableBoss below), you'll have a battle with him in the Toy Store after acquiring the Krotchy Doll.
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* BossBattle: Unless you bribe him (see SkippableBoss below), you'll have a battle with him in the Toy Store after acquiring the Krotchy Doll. In ''Postal 3'', you fight him as a boss near the end of the "Insane" story path.
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* ImmuneToBullets: In ''Postal 2'' he's bulletproof, but takes damage from everything else, including explosives, melee weapons, and thrown scissors. In ''Postal 3'' he loses this attribute, but still has lots of health.
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* ImmuneToBullets: In ''Postal 2'' he's bulletproof, but takes damage from everything else, including explosives, melee weapons, and thrown scissors. In ''Postal 3'' he loses this attribute, attribute but still has lots a ''huge'' amount of health.health instead.
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* StuffBlowingUp: His preferred weapon is the Rocket launcher, though he will switch to a Machine Gun if you get too close for comfort.
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* StuffBlowingUp: His preferred weapon is the Rocket launcher, launcher (which he fires homing missiles with), though he will switch to a Machine Gun if you get too close for comfort.
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!!The Dude Himself
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->'''Played by:''' Vince Desi ''(''Postal'', non-demon grunts and moans)'', Rick Hunter ''(all other appearances)'', Corey Cruise ''(''Postal III'', ''Paradise Lost'', ''Postal: Brain Damaged'' and ''Postal 4: No Regerts'')'', Zack Ward ''(''Postal: The Movie'' and ''Postal 4: No Regerts'')'', Creator/JonStJohn ''(''Postal 4: No Regerts'')''
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->'''Played by:''' Vince Desi ''(''Postal'', non-demon grunts and moans)'', Rick Hunter ''(all other appearances)'', Corey Cruise ''(''Postal III'', ''Paradise Lost'', ''Postal: Brain Damaged'' and ''Postal 4: No Regerts'')'', Zack Ward ''(''Postal: The Movie'' and ''Postal 4: No Regerts'')'', Creator/JonStJohn ''(''Postal 4: No Regerts'')''
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!!The Alternate Postal Dude/The Other Dude
-> ''"Yes. I cannot be vanquished. Every time you kill me, I become stronger. I am you, and you are me. I'm like a fucking Jungian persona, a cancer at the back of the head, the demon that won't let you sleep at night."''
->'''Played by:''' Corey Cruise (''Postal III'' and ''Paradise Lost''), Rick Hunter (''Postal: Brain Damaged'')
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[[caption-width-right:350:''"[[DontTryThisAtHome Just kidding, kids. Do as I say, not as I do.]]"'']]
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The protagonist of ''Postal III'', deuteragonist of ''Paradise Lost'', and the BigBad of ''VideoGame/PostalBrainDamaged''. After waking up from his coma, the Postal Dude starts to hear a second voice in his head. At first it just seems to be lingering after-effects of his gunshot wound somehow changing his voice, but it's not long before that second voice proves to be a separate entity.
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-> ''"Yes. I cannot be vanquished. Every time you kill me, I become stronger. I am you, and you are me. I'm like a fucking Jungian persona, a cancer at the back of the head, the demon that won't let you sleep at night."''
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!!Champ / "[[TheDreaded El Perro Loco]]"
->'''Played by:'''
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[labelnote:Click here to see his appearance in Brain Damaged ]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_594_72.png ''"We've had this conversation many, many times -and each time I only grow stronger."'' [[/labelnote]]]]
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* AmbiguousSituation:
** He's implied to be the demon from the first game, giving the voice lines for the Dude in that game, seeing how he's referred to as a "demon" in that game and he himself refers to himself as a demon in ''Brain Damaged''. However, it is never confirmed or denied, likely on purpose.
** He does state that the Dude has already killed him multiple times before, and he always came back. It remains ambiguous if he was simply gloating or was really serious and the Dude killing him in the ending did nothing. As stated above, if the implication that he's the demon from the first game is true, it's possible that he really meant it and, while the Dude is nowhere near as AxCrazy as he is in the first game, [[TheBadGuyWins he will always be a part of him]].
*** It's also never made clear if he is indeed the same character in ''Paradise Lost'' and ''Brain Damaged'', though for the sake of brevity, the folder on this page will treat them as such.
* AlmightyJanitor: A literal example in ''III'', as he works as the police station's janitor in the Good Path before getting recruited by the SWAT team.
* AntiHero: In the good route of ''Postal III''; you can be a hero, but you're still a self-centered Jerkass Sociopath who really is only doing this for profit.
* AxCrazy: He encourages the P2!Dude (and the player) to take the violent route in ''Paradise Lost''.
* BadassLongcoat: He sports a brown, ankle-length duster in ''III'' and keeps it in ''Paradise Lost''.
** In ''Brain Damaged'', to make himself further standout from his "original", the Other Dude wears the signature black trenchcoat over his hospital gown.
* BoomHeadshot: How he meets his end. [[KilledMidSentence During his speech no less]].
* DeadpanSnarker: Wouldn't be a Postal Dude if he wasn't.
* {{Deuteragonist}}: The role he takes in ''Paradise Lost'', sort of.
* EnemyWithout: [[spoiler:As of Friday in ''Paradise Lost'', where actively inhibits the regular Dude's progress throughout all three errands. Though subverted by the end as the two make up.]]
* EarnYourHappyEnding: At the end of a PacifistRun of ''Postal III'', he uses the gasoline he acquired (and didn't waste by setting people on fire) to get out of Catharsis, marries Jennifer Walcott, sells a book about the second game's events, wins the Lottery and settles down in a huge mansion.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: In the opening, he has a noticeably shocked expression when he brings up getting steaks, which lead to him encountering cannibal butchers.
* EvilTwin: Parodied, as a subtle shout out to ''VideoGame/DukeNukem: Zero Hour''.
-->'''P2!Dude:''' Who the hell are you? My evil twin?\\
'''P3!Dude:''' I'm ''you'', genius.
* FinalBoss: Of ''Brain Damaged'', both fighting by himself, and then his second phase piloting a mech.
* HandWave: [[spoiler:How he [[EnemyWithout separated]] from the Dude in ''Paradise Lost'' is completely brushed aside, with ''III'' Dude simply saying that he decided to "step out for some fresh air" before he runs off to do the Friday errands.]]
* HannibalLecture: In the ending of ''Brain Damaged'', he gives a speech on how the Dude will never be able to get rid of him, and he will forever be in his mind... [[ShutUpHannibal only for the Dude to]] [[KilledMidSentence blow half his head off with his shotgun]].
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Proves to be this by the end of ''Paradise Lost'' by saving Dude!Prime from the Bitch's collapsing lair in Hell. The two make up not long after.
* MirrorMatch: His first phase in ''Brain Damaged'' has him play like the player and use the Dude's weapons, [[ShoutOut kinda like Jakob from]] ''VideoGame/{{Dusk}}''.
* MundaneSolution: In a PacifistRun of ''Postal III'', he [[spoiler:just uses all the gasoline he acquires throughout the game to fill up his car and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere drive out of Catharsis]] when the Venezuelan army invaded.]]
* NameAmnesia: In the intro to ''Postal III'', he offhandedly mentions that he doesn't know his own real name.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: [[spoiler:Gets elected in a landslide election in ''Postal III'''s Good ending. This instantly backfires when Champ ([[CaligulasHorse who is mentioned to be the Vice President]]) finds a BigRedButton and the Dude, without hesitation, pushes it.]]
* PaletteSwap: His model in ''Paradise Lost'' is, save for a different hairstyle, the regular Dude's model retextured to resemble the PIII!Dude.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: In ''Brain Damaged'', he has glowing red dotes on his sunglasses unlike the Dude. Also, [[FreezeFrameBonus you can briefly see his eyes actually are red, not green, when they fly out]] of his skull [[BoomHeadshot during his death]].
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: [[spoiler:When Champ gets dragged to Hell, he quickly calls it quits, not seeing the dog being worth saving anymore. When the P2!Dude gets him back, however, he admits he was wrong.]]
** [[spoiler: [[ChangedMyMindKid He does come back to free the Dude from hell]] and make amends with him. ]]
* ShoutOut: Several concerning him in ''Brain Damaged''
** His first phase, as stated above, is a MirrorMatch that plays similarly to [[VideoGame/{{Dusk}} Jakob]]
** When he begins his HannibalLecture, he mimics the [[WesternAnimation/Invincible2021 "THINK MARK"]] pose Omni-Man does, complete with the "main" Dude being in a similar pose to Mark.
* SplitPersonality: From Monday till Thursday in ''Paradise Lost''. Subverted on Friday when he becomes an EnemyWithout. [[spoiler:Although due to the Other Dude asking about "a pack of ostriches" that have been "missing for 17 years" at one point, he's apparently been {{retcon}}ned into having existed in the Dude's mind since all the way back in ''Postal 1'', maybe even being the "one in charge" during the events of it.]]
* VillainProtagonist: In the Evil route of ''Postal III''. He's so evil in fact that the ending sees him '''banished to hell'''.
* WalkingSpoiler: An interesting case. First-time players of ''Paradise Lost'' are made privy to his existence in the introductory cutscene, but he [[spoiler:gets himself a physical body at the start of Friday and starts beating you to the punch of every errand.]]
** In ''Brain Damaged'', he himself isn't a spoiler, since he's seen throughout the game, though the ending gives a bit of insight for who he might really be...
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** He's implied to be the demon from the first game, giving the voice lines for the Dude in that game, seeing how he's referred to as a "demon" in that game and he himself refers to himself as a demon in ''Brain Damaged''. However, it is never confirmed or denied, likely on purpose.
** He does state that the Dude has already killed him multiple times before, and he always came back. It remains ambiguous if he was simply gloating or was really serious and the Dude killing him in the ending did nothing. As stated above, if the implication that he's the demon from the first game is true, it's possible that he really meant it and, while the Dude is nowhere near as AxCrazy as he is in the first game, [[TheBadGuyWins he will always be a part of him]].
*** It's also never made clear if he is indeed the same character in ''Paradise Lost'' and ''Brain Damaged'', though for the sake of brevity, the folder on this page will treat them as such.
* AlmightyJanitor: A literal example in ''III'', as he works as the police station's janitor in the Good Path before getting recruited by the SWAT team.
* AntiHero: In the good route of ''Postal III''; you can be a hero, but you're still a self-centered Jerkass Sociopath who really is only doing this for profit.
* AxCrazy: He encourages the P2!Dude (and the player) to take the violent route in ''Paradise Lost''.
* BadassLongcoat: He sports a brown, ankle-length duster in ''III'' and keeps it in ''Paradise Lost''.
** In ''Brain Damaged'', to make himself further standout from his "original", the Other Dude wears the signature black trenchcoat over his hospital gown.
* BoomHeadshot: How he meets his end. [[KilledMidSentence During his speech no less]].
* DeadpanSnarker: Wouldn't be a Postal Dude if he wasn't.
* {{Deuteragonist}}: The role he takes in ''Paradise Lost'', sort of.
* EnemyWithout: [[spoiler:As of Friday in ''Paradise Lost'', where actively inhibits the regular Dude's progress throughout all three errands. Though subverted by the end as the two make up.]]
* EarnYourHappyEnding: At the end of a PacifistRun of ''Postal III'', he uses the gasoline he acquired (and didn't waste by setting people on fire) to get out of Catharsis, marries Jennifer Walcott, sells a book about the second game's events, wins the Lottery and settles down in a huge mansion.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: In the opening, he has a noticeably shocked expression when he brings up getting steaks, which lead to him encountering cannibal butchers.
* EvilTwin: Parodied, as a subtle shout out to ''VideoGame/DukeNukem: Zero Hour''.
-->'''P2!Dude:''' Who the hell are you? My evil twin?\\
'''P3!Dude:''' I'm ''you'', genius.
* FinalBoss: Of ''Brain Damaged'', both fighting by himself, and then his second phase piloting a mech.
* HandWave: [[spoiler:How he [[EnemyWithout separated]] from the Dude in ''Paradise Lost'' is completely brushed aside, with ''III'' Dude simply saying that he decided to "step out for some fresh air" before he runs off to do the Friday errands.]]
* HannibalLecture: In the ending of ''Brain Damaged'', he gives a speech on how the Dude will never be able to get rid of him, and he will forever be in his mind... [[ShutUpHannibal only for the Dude to]] [[KilledMidSentence blow half his head off with his shotgun]].
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Proves to be this by the end of ''Paradise Lost'' by saving Dude!Prime from the Bitch's collapsing lair in Hell. The two make up not long after.
* MirrorMatch: His first phase in ''Brain Damaged'' has him play like the player and use the Dude's weapons, [[ShoutOut kinda like Jakob from]] ''VideoGame/{{Dusk}}''.
* MundaneSolution: In a PacifistRun of ''Postal III'', he [[spoiler:just uses all the gasoline he acquires throughout the game to fill up his car and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere drive out of Catharsis]] when the Venezuelan army invaded.]]
* NameAmnesia: In the intro to ''Postal III'', he offhandedly mentions that he doesn't know his own real name.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: [[spoiler:Gets elected in a landslide election in ''Postal III'''s Good ending. This instantly backfires when Champ ([[CaligulasHorse who is mentioned to be the Vice President]]) finds a BigRedButton and the Dude, without hesitation, pushes it.]]
* PaletteSwap: His model in ''Paradise Lost'' is, save for a different hairstyle, the regular Dude's model retextured to resemble the PIII!Dude.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: In ''Brain Damaged'', he has glowing red dotes on his sunglasses unlike the Dude. Also, [[FreezeFrameBonus you can briefly see his eyes actually are red, not green, when they fly out]] of his skull [[BoomHeadshot during his death]].
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: [[spoiler:When Champ gets dragged to Hell, he quickly calls it quits, not seeing the dog being worth saving anymore. When the P2!Dude gets him back, however, he admits he was wrong.]]
** [[spoiler: [[ChangedMyMindKid He does come back to free the Dude from hell]] and make amends with him. ]]
* ShoutOut: Several concerning him in ''Brain Damaged''
** His first phase, as stated above, is a MirrorMatch that plays similarly to [[VideoGame/{{Dusk}} Jakob]]
** When he begins his HannibalLecture, he mimics the [[WesternAnimation/Invincible2021 "THINK MARK"]] pose Omni-Man does, complete with the "main" Dude being in a similar pose to Mark.
* SplitPersonality: From Monday till Thursday in ''Paradise Lost''. Subverted on Friday when he becomes an EnemyWithout. [[spoiler:Although due to the Other Dude asking about "a pack of ostriches" that have been "missing for 17 years" at one point, he's apparently been {{retcon}}ned into having existed in the Dude's mind since all the way back in ''Postal 1'', maybe even being the "one in charge" during the events of it.]]
* VillainProtagonist: In the Evil route of ''Postal III''. He's so evil in fact that the ending sees him '''banished to hell'''.
* WalkingSpoiler: An interesting case. First-time players of ''Paradise Lost'' are made privy to his existence in the introductory cutscene, but he [[spoiler:gets himself a physical body at the start of Friday and starts beating you to the punch of every errand.]]
** In ''Brain Damaged'', he himself isn't a spoiler, since he's seen throughout the game, though the ending gives a bit of insight for who he might really be...
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* AmbiguousSituation:
** He's implied to be the demon from the first game, giving the voice lines for the Dude in that game, seeing how he's referred to as a "demon" in that game and he himself refers to himself as a demon in ''Brain Damaged''. However, it is never confirmed or denied, likely on purpose.
** He does state that theAttackOfThe50FootWhatever: Dude has already killed him multiple times before, to fight Champ's gigantic form before he can shrink him.
* CanineCompanion: Champ is, by far, the only living creature that Dude shows any genuine affection towards and healways came back. It remains ambiguous if he was simply gloating or was really serious and the Dude killing him in the ending did nothing. As stated above, if the implication that he's the demon from the first game is true, it's possible that he really meant it and, while the Dude is nowhere near as AxCrazy as he is in the first game, [[TheBadGuyWins he will always be a part of him]].
*** It's alsonever made clear if he is indeed the same character even ''considers'' going anywhere without him.
* CharacterOutlivesActor: The real Champ, Vince Desi's dog, passed away in 2011 to cancer. ''Postal 3'' and ''Paradise Lost'' are dedicated to his memory.
* DogsAreDumb: Dude never bothered to train him, so naturally he gets out of control every now and''Brain Damaged'', though then, pissing at his owner's shoes and munching on people's balls when he can.
* TheDreaded: As "El Perro Loco", the mere mention of his name strikes fear into random passerbies.
* EmpathyPet: Champ's aggressive behavior and penchant forthe sake of brevity, the folder on this page will treat them as such.
* AlmightyJanitor: A literal example in ''III'', as he works as the police station's janitor in the Good Path before getting recruited by the SWAT team.
* AntiHero: In the good route of ''Postal III''; you can be a hero, but you're still a self-centered Jerkass Sociopath who really is only doing this for profit.
* AxCrazy: He encourages the P2!Dude (and the player) to take the[[GroinAttack biting people's groins]] neatly reflects Dude's own savage, violent route in ''Paradise Lost''.
nature.
*BadassLongcoat: He sports EvilIsBigger: As a brown, ankle-length duster in ''III'' giant {{Hellhound}}, he indiscriminately attacks every person (even his owner) on sight.
* {{Hellhound}}: Guardian variant, will attack anyone that pisses off The Dude, andkeeps it in ''Paradise Lost''.
even then...
**In ''Brain Damaged'', to make himself further standout from his "original", the Other Dude wears the signature black trenchcoat over his hospital gown.
* BoomHeadshot: How he meets his end. [[KilledMidSentence During his speech no less]].
* DeadpanSnarker: Wouldn't beBecomes a Postal Dude if he wasn't.
* {{Deuteragonist}}: The role he takesmore standard version of this trope in ''Paradise Lost'', sort of.
* EnemyWithout: [[spoiler:As of Friday in ''Paradise Lost'', where actively inhibitsdue to [[spoiler:radiation from the regular Dude's progress throughout all three errands. Though subverted by nuke that Dude detonated at the end as the two make up.of ''Apocalypse Weekend''. Even after he's brought back to normal, he can still occasionally launch glowing green fireballs to blow up anyone who attacks you.]]
*EarnYourHappyEnding: At the end of a PacifistRun of ''Postal III'', he uses the gasoline he acquired (and didn't waste by setting people on fire) to get out of Catharsis, marries Jennifer Walcott, sells a book about the second game's events, wins the Lottery and settles down in a huge mansion.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: In the opening, he has a noticeably shocked expression when he brings up getting steaks, which lead to him encountering cannibal butchers.
* EvilTwin: Parodied, as a subtle shout out to ''VideoGame/DukeNukem: Zero Hour''.
-->'''P2!Dude:''' Who the hell are you? My evil twin?\\
'''P3!Dude:''' I'm ''you'', genius.
* FinalBoss: Of ''Brain Damaged'', both fighting by himself, and then his second phase piloting a mech.
* HandWave: [[spoiler:How he [[EnemyWithout separated]] from the Dude in ''Paradise Lost'' is completely brushed aside, with ''III'' Dude simply saying that he decided to "step out for some fresh air" before he runs off to do the Friday errands.]]
* HannibalLecture: In the ending of ''Brain Damaged'', he gives a speech on how the Dude will never be able to get rid of him, and he will forever be in his mind... [[ShutUpHannibal only for the Dude to]] [[KilledMidSentence blow half his head off with his shotgun]].
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Proves to be this by the end of ''Paradise Lost'' by saving Dude!Prime from the Bitch's collapsing lair in Hell. The two make up not long after.
* MirrorMatch: His first phase in ''Brain Damaged'' has him play like the player and use the Dude's weapons, [[ShoutOut kinda like Jakob from]] ''VideoGame/{{Dusk}}''.
* MundaneSolution: In a PacifistRun of ''Postal III'', he [[spoiler:just uses all the gasoline he acquires throughout the game to fill up his car and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere drive out of Catharsis]] when the Venezuelan army invaded.]]
* NameAmnesia: In the intro to ''Postal III'', he offhandedly mentions that he doesn't know his own real name.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: [[spoiler:Gets elected in a landslide election in ''Postal III'''s Good ending. This instantly backfires when Champ ([[CaligulasHorse who is mentioned to be the Vice President]]) finds a BigRedButton and the Dude, without hesitation, pushes it.]]
* PaletteSwap: His model in ''Paradise Lost'' is, save for a different hairstyle, the regular Dude's model retextured to resemble the PIII!Dude.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: In ''Brain Damaged'', he has glowing red dotes on his sunglasses unlike the Dude. Also, [[FreezeFrameBonus you can briefly see his eyes actually are red, not green, when they fly out]] of his skull [[BoomHeadshot during his death]].
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: [[spoiler:When Champ gets dragged to Hell, he quickly calls it quits, not seeing the dog being worth saving anymore. When the P2!Dude gets him back, however, he admits he was wrong.]]
** [[spoiler: [[ChangedMyMindKid He does come back to free the Dude from hell]] and make amends with him. ]]
* ShoutOut: Several concerning him in ''Brain Damaged''
** His first phase, as stated above, is a MirrorMatch that plays similarly to [[VideoGame/{{Dusk}} Jakob]]
** When he begins his HannibalLecture, he mimics the [[WesternAnimation/Invincible2021 "THINK MARK"]] pose Omni-Man does, complete with the "main" Dude being in a similar pose to Mark.
* SplitPersonality: From Monday till Thursday in ''Paradise Lost''. Subverted on Friday when he becomes an EnemyWithout. [[spoiler:Although due to the Other Dude asking about "a pack of ostriches" that have been "missing for 17 years" at one point, he's apparently been {{retcon}}ned into having existed in the Dude's mind since all the way back in ''Postal 1'', maybe even being the "one in charge" during the events of it.]]
* VillainProtagonist: In the Evil route of ''Postal III''. He's so evil in fact that the ending sees him '''banished to hell'''.
* WalkingSpoiler: An interesting case. First-time players of ''Paradise Lost'' are made privy to his existence in the introductory cutscene, but he [[spoiler:gets himself a physical body at the start of Friday and starts beating you to the punch of every errand.]]
** In ''Brain Damaged'', he himself isn't a spoiler, since he's seen throughout the game, though the ending gives a bit of insight for who he might really be...
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TeamPet: By default.
** He's implied to be the demon from the first game, giving the voice lines for the Dude in that game, seeing how he's referred to as a "demon" in that game and he himself refers to himself as a demon in ''Brain Damaged''. However, it is never confirmed or denied, likely on purpose.
** He does state that the
* CanineCompanion: Champ is, by far, the only living creature that Dude shows any genuine affection towards and he
*** It's also
* CharacterOutlivesActor: The real Champ, Vince Desi's dog, passed away in 2011 to cancer. ''Postal 3'' and ''Paradise Lost'' are dedicated to his memory.
* DogsAreDumb: Dude never bothered to train him, so naturally he gets out of control every now and
* TheDreaded: As "El Perro Loco", the mere mention of his name strikes fear into random passerbies.
* EmpathyPet: Champ's aggressive behavior and penchant for
* AlmightyJanitor: A literal example in ''III'', as he works as the police station's janitor in the Good Path before getting recruited by the SWAT team.
* AntiHero: In the good route of ''Postal III''; you can be a hero, but you're still a self-centered Jerkass Sociopath who really is only doing this for profit.
* AxCrazy: He encourages the P2!Dude (and the player) to take the
*
* {{Hellhound}}: Guardian variant, will attack anyone that pisses off The Dude, and
**
* BoomHeadshot: How he meets his end. [[KilledMidSentence During his speech no less]].
* DeadpanSnarker: Wouldn't be
* {{Deuteragonist}}: The role he takes
* EnemyWithout: [[spoiler:As of Friday in ''Paradise Lost'', where actively inhibits
*
* EvenEvilHasStandards: In the opening, he has a noticeably shocked expression when he brings up getting steaks, which lead to him encountering cannibal butchers.
* EvilTwin: Parodied, as a subtle shout out to ''VideoGame/DukeNukem: Zero Hour''.
-->'''P2!Dude:''' Who the hell are you? My evil twin?\\
'''P3!Dude:''' I'm ''you'', genius.
* FinalBoss: Of ''Brain Damaged'', both fighting by himself, and then his second phase piloting a mech.
* HandWave: [[spoiler:How he [[EnemyWithout separated]] from the Dude in ''Paradise Lost'' is completely brushed aside, with ''III'' Dude simply saying that he decided to "step out for some fresh air" before he runs off to do the Friday errands.]]
* HannibalLecture: In the ending of ''Brain Damaged'', he gives a speech on how the Dude will never be able to get rid of him, and he will forever be in his mind... [[ShutUpHannibal only for the Dude to]] [[KilledMidSentence blow half his head off with his shotgun]].
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Proves to be this by the end of ''Paradise Lost'' by saving Dude!Prime from the Bitch's collapsing lair in Hell. The two make up not long after.
* MirrorMatch: His first phase in ''Brain Damaged'' has him play like the player and use the Dude's weapons, [[ShoutOut kinda like Jakob from]] ''VideoGame/{{Dusk}}''.
* MundaneSolution: In a PacifistRun of ''Postal III'', he [[spoiler:just uses all the gasoline he acquires throughout the game to fill up his car and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere drive out of Catharsis]] when the Venezuelan army invaded.]]
* NameAmnesia: In the intro to ''Postal III'', he offhandedly mentions that he doesn't know his own real name.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: [[spoiler:Gets elected in a landslide election in ''Postal III'''s Good ending. This instantly backfires when Champ ([[CaligulasHorse who is mentioned to be the Vice President]]) finds a BigRedButton and the Dude, without hesitation, pushes it.]]
* PaletteSwap: His model in ''Paradise Lost'' is, save for a different hairstyle, the regular Dude's model retextured to resemble the PIII!Dude.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: In ''Brain Damaged'', he has glowing red dotes on his sunglasses unlike the Dude. Also, [[FreezeFrameBonus you can briefly see his eyes actually are red, not green, when they fly out]] of his skull [[BoomHeadshot during his death]].
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: [[spoiler:When Champ gets dragged to Hell, he quickly calls it quits, not seeing the dog being worth saving anymore. When the P2!Dude gets him back, however, he admits he was wrong.]]
** [[spoiler: [[ChangedMyMindKid He does come back to free the Dude from hell]] and make amends with him. ]]
* ShoutOut: Several concerning him in ''Brain Damaged''
** His first phase, as stated above, is a MirrorMatch that plays similarly to [[VideoGame/{{Dusk}} Jakob]]
** When he begins his HannibalLecture, he mimics the [[WesternAnimation/Invincible2021 "THINK MARK"]] pose Omni-Man does, complete with the "main" Dude being in a similar pose to Mark.
* SplitPersonality: From Monday till Thursday in ''Paradise Lost''. Subverted on Friday when he becomes an EnemyWithout. [[spoiler:Although due to the Other Dude asking about "a pack of ostriches" that have been "missing for 17 years" at one point, he's apparently been {{retcon}}ned into having existed in the Dude's mind since all the way back in ''Postal 1'', maybe even being the "one in charge" during the events of it.]]
* VillainProtagonist: In the Evil route of ''Postal III''. He's so evil in fact that the ending sees him '''banished to hell'''.
* WalkingSpoiler: An interesting case. First-time players of ''Paradise Lost'' are made privy to his existence in the introductory cutscene, but he [[spoiler:gets himself a physical body at the start of Friday and starts beating you to the punch of every errand.]]
** In ''Brain Damaged'', he himself isn't a spoiler, since he's seen throughout the game, though the ending gives a bit of insight for who he might really be...
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!!Champ / "[[TheDreaded El Perro Loco]]"
->'''Played by:''' Himself (''Postal: The Movie'')
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The Postal Dude's pet Pitbull Terrier, is a [[{{Pun}} bit of a bitch]], but is loyal to his owner.
!!Champ / "[[TheDreaded El Perro Loco]]"
->'''Played by:''' Himself (''Postal: The Movie'')
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!!Uncle Dave
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* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: Dude has to fight Champ's gigantic form before he can shrink him.
* CanineCompanion: Champ is, by far, the only living creature that Dude shows any genuine affection towards and he never even ''considers'' going anywhere without him.
* CharacterOutlivesActor: The real Champ, Vince Desi's dog, passed away in 2011 to cancer. ''Postal 3'' and ''Paradise Lost'' are dedicated to his memory.
* DogsAreDumb: Dude never bothered to train him, so naturally he gets out of control every now and then, pissing at his owner's shoes and munching on people's balls when he can.
* TheDreaded: As "El Perro Loco", the mere mention of his name strikes fear into random passerbies.
* EmpathyPet: Champ's aggressive behavior and penchant for [[GroinAttack biting people's groins]] neatly reflects Dude's own savage, violent nature.
* EvilIsBigger: As a giant {{Hellhound}}, he indiscriminately attacks every person (even his owner) on sight.
* {{Hellhound}}: Guardian variant, will attack anyone that pisses off The Dude, and even then...
** Becomes a more standard version of this trope in ''Paradise Lost'', due to [[spoiler:radiation from the nuke that Dude detonated at the end of ''Apocalypse Weekend''. Even after he's brought back to normal, he can still occasionally launch glowing green fireballs to blow up anyone who attacks you.]]
* TeamPet: By default.
!!Uncle Dave
->'''Played by:''' Marcus Davis (''Postal 2''), Jim Halstead (''Postal III'', ''Paradise Lost''), Creator/DaveFoley (''Postal: The Movie'')
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[[caption-width-right:295:''"The Good Book told me to make you die, then myself!"'']]
->''"Stop oppressing us! We're innocent bystanders!"''
The Postal Dude's strange uncle, Dave is a religious zealot and the leader of the Cult of Dave. In ''Postal III'', he also owns and runs the Daveland Amusement Park in Catharsis.
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* CanineCompanion: Champ is, by far, the only living creature that Dude shows any genuine affection towards and he never even ''considers'' going anywhere without him.
* CharacterOutlivesActor: The real Champ, Vince Desi's dog, passed away in 2011 to cancer. ''Postal 3'' and ''Paradise Lost'' are dedicated to his memory.
* DogsAreDumb: Dude never bothered to train him, so naturally he gets out of control every now and then, pissing at his owner's shoes and munching on people's balls when he can.
* TheDreaded: As "El Perro Loco", the mere mention of his name strikes fear into random passerbies.
* EmpathyPet: Champ's aggressive behavior and penchant for [[GroinAttack biting people's groins]] neatly reflects Dude's own savage, violent nature.
* EvilIsBigger: As a giant {{Hellhound}}, he indiscriminately attacks every person (even his owner) on sight.
* {{Hellhound}}: Guardian variant, will attack anyone that pisses off The Dude, and even then...
** Becomes a more standard version of this trope in ''Paradise Lost'', due to [[spoiler:radiation from the nuke that Dude detonated at the end of ''Apocalypse Weekend''. Even after he's brought back to normal, he can still occasionally launch glowing green fireballs to blow up anyone who attacks you.]]
* TeamPet: By default.
!!Uncle Dave
->'''Played by:''' Marcus Davis (''Postal 2''), Jim Halstead (''Postal III'', ''Paradise Lost''), Creator/DaveFoley (''Postal: The Movie'')
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[[caption-width-right:295:''"The Good Book told me to make you die, then myself!"'']]
->''"Stop oppressing us! We're innocent bystanders!"''
The Postal Dude's strange uncle, Dave is a religious zealot and the leader of the Cult of Dave. In ''Postal III'', he also owns and runs the Daveland Amusement Park in Catharsis.
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** Another running gag that is borrowed from [[WebVideo/Civvie11 his web series]] is Civvie's videogame self getting horribly murdered, with the ''Wednesday'' trailer actually showcasing the in-game Civvie getting gunned down after not signing the Dude's petition.
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** Another running gag that is borrowed from [[WebVideo/Civvie11 his web series]] is Civvie's videogame video game self getting horribly murdered, with the ''Wednesday'' trailer actually showcasing the in-game Civvie getting gunned down after not signing the Dude's petition.
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* NewAgeRetroHippie: [[spoiler:In the 11 years between ''Apocalypse Weekend'' and ''Paradise Lost'', he and the rest of Al Qaeda started smoking weed, leading to them to renounce their violent ways. However, all it takes to bring him and his followers back on the blood path is a reminder of the promise of 72 virgins in heaven for it.]]
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* NewAgeRetroHippie: [[spoiler:In the 11 years between ''Apocalypse Weekend'' and ''Paradise Lost'', he and the rest of Al Qaeda started smoking weed, leading to them to renounce their violent ways. However, all it takes to bring him and his followers back on the blood path is a reminder of the promise of 72 virgins in heaven for it.]]]]
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* PutOnABus: He leaves the plot on Tuesday owing to some business across the border, directing the Dude to working for his associate, El Plago, for the day. [[spoiler:This ends up saving him on Friday when "The Boss" tasks the Dude with killing his previous employers.]]
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* PutOnABus: He leaves the plot on Tuesday owing to some business across the border, directing the Dude to working work for his associate, El Plago, for the day. [[spoiler:This ends up saving him on Friday when "The Boss" tasks the Dude with killing his previous employers.]]
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* GreaterScopeVillain: It is implied that he was the one who stole the Dude’s trailer at the start of the game, given the title screen shows his silouette looming over the trailer, [[spoiler:and the fact he generously and suspiciously gives it back to him.]]
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The enigmatic kingpin of Edensin, "The Boss" controls the town from the top of the ERC Tower. He enlists the Postal Dude's help on Friday to clear up the last loose ends on his list of tasks. When he meets him in person, though, he finds that [[LukeIAmYourFather they've got more in common than he realises...realizes…]]
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!!The Alternate Postal Dude/The Other Dude
-> ''"Yes. I cannot be vanquished. Every time you kill me, I become stronger. I am you, and you are me. I'm like a fucking Jungian persona, a cancer at the back of the head, the demon that won't let you sleep at night."''
->'''Played by:''' Corey Cruise (''Postal III'' and ''Paradise Lost''), Rick Hunter (''Postal: Brain Damaged'')
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[[caption-width-right:350:''"[[DontTryThisAtHome Just kidding, kids. Do as I say, not as I do.]]"'']]
[[caption-width-right:350:[[labelnote:Click here to see his appearance in Brain Damaged ]]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/screenshot_594_72.png ''"We've had this conversation many, many times -and each time I only grow stronger."'' [[/labelnote]]]]
The protagonist of ''Postal III'', deuteragonist of ''Paradise Lost'', and the BigBad of ''VideoGame/PostalBrainDamaged''. After waking up from his coma, the Postal Dude starts to hear a second voice in his head. At first it just seems to be lingering after-effects of his gunshot wound somehow changing his voice, but it's not long before that second voice proves to be a separate entity.
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* AmbiguousSituation:
** He's implied to be the demon from the first game, giving the voice lines for the Dude in that game, seeing how he's referred to as a "demon" in that game and he himself refers to himself as a demon in ''Brain Damaged''. However, it is never confirmed or denied, likely on purpose.
** He does state that the Dude has already killed him multiple times before, and he always came back. It remains ambiguous if he was simply gloating or was really serious and the Dude killing him in the ending did nothing. As stated above, if the implication that he's the demon from the first game is true, it's possible that he really meant it and, while the Dude is nowhere near as AxCrazy as he is in the first game, [[TheBadGuyWins he will always be a part of him]].
*** It's also never made clear if he is indeed the same character in ''Paradise Lost'' and ''Brain Damaged'', though for the sake of brevity, the folder on this page will treat them as such.
* AlmightyJanitor: A literal example in ''III'', as he works as the police station's janitor in the Good Path before getting recruited by the SWAT team.
* AntiHero: In the good route of ''Postal III''; you can be a hero, but you're still a self-centered Jerkass Sociopath who really is only doing this for profit.
* AxCrazy: He encourages the P2!Dude (and the player) to take the violent route in ''Paradise Lost''.
* BadassLongcoat: He sports a brown, ankle-length duster in ''III'' and keeps it in ''Paradise Lost''.
** In ''Brain Damaged'', to make himself further standout from his "original", the Other Dude wears the signature black trenchcoat over his hospital gown.
* BoomHeadshot: How he meets his end. [[KilledMidSentence During his speech no less]].
* DeadpanSnarker: Wouldn't be a Postal Dude if he wasn't.
* EnemyWithout: [[spoiler:As of Friday in ''Paradise Lost'', where actively inhibits the regular Dude's progress throughout all three errands. Though subverted by the end as the two make up.]]
* EarnYourHappyEnding: At the end of a PacifistRun of ''Postal III'', he uses the gasoline he acquired (and didn't waste by setting people on fire) to get out of Catharsis, marries Jennifer Walcott, sells a book about the second game's events, wins the Lottery and settles down in a huge mansion.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: In the opening, he has a noticeably shocked expression when he brings up getting steaks, which lead to him encountering cannibal butchers.
* EvilTwin: Parodied, as a subtle shout out to ''VideoGame/DukeNukem: Zero Hour''.
-->'''P2!Dude:''' Who the hell are you? My evil twin?\\
'''P3!Dude:''' I'm ''you'', genius.
* FinalBoss: Of ''Brain Damaged'', both fighting by himself, and then his second phase piloting a mech.
* HandWave: [[spoiler:How he [[EnemyWithout separated]] from the Dude in ''Paradise Lost'' is completely brushed aside, with ''III'' Dude simply saying that he decided to "step out for some fresh air" before he runs off to do the Friday errands.]]
* HannibalLecture: In the ending of ''Brain Damaged'', he gives a speech on how the Dude will never be able to get rid of him, and he will forever be in his mind... [[ShutUpHannibal only for the Dude to]] [[KilledMidSentence blow half his head off with his shotgun]].
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Proves to be this by the end of ''Paradise Lost'' by saving Dude!Prime from the Bitch's collapsing lair in Hell. The two make up not long after.
* MirrorMatch: His first phase in ''Brain Damaged'' has him play like the player and use the Dude's weapons, [[ShoutOut kinda like Jakob from]] ''VideoGame/{{Dusk}}''.
* MundaneSolution: In a PacifistRun of ''Postal III'', he [[spoiler:just uses all the gasoline he acquires throughout the game to fill up his car and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere drive out of Catharsis]] when the Venezuelan army invaded.]]
* NameAmnesia: In the intro to ''Postal III'', he offhandedly mentions that he doesn't know his own real name.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: [[spoiler:Gets elected in a landslide election in ''Postal III'''s Good ending. This instantly backfires when Champ ([[CaligulasHorse who is mentioned to be the Vice President]]) finds a BigRedButton and the Dude, without hesitation, pushes it.]]
* PaletteSwap: His model in ''Paradise Lost'' is, save for a different hairstyle, the regular Dude's model retextured to resemble the PIII!Dude.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: In ''Brain Damaged'', he has glowing red dotes on his sunglasses unlike the Dude. Also, [[FreezeFrameBonus you can briefly see his eyes actually are red, not green, when they fly out]] of his skull [[BoomHeadshot during his death]].
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: [[spoiler:When Champ gets dragged to Hell, he quickly calls it quits, not seeing the dog being worth saving anymore. When the P2!Dude gets him back, however, he admits he was wrong.]]
** [[spoiler: [[ChangedMyMindKid He does come back to free the Dude from hell]] and make amends with him. ]]
* ShoutOut: Several concerning him in ''Brain Damaged''
** His first phase, as stated above, is a MirrorMatch that plays similarly to [[VideoGame/{{Dusk}} Jakob]]
** When he begins his HannibalLecture, he mimics the [[WesternAnimation/Invincible2021 "THINK MARK"]] pose Omni-Man does, complete with the "main" Dude being in a similar pose to Mark.
* SplitPersonality: From Monday till Thursday in ''Paradise Lost''. Subverted on Friday when he becomes an EnemyWithout. [[spoiler:Although due to the Other Dude asking about "a pack of ostriches" that have been "missing for 17 years" at one point, he's apparently been {{retcon}}ned into having existed in the Dude's mind since all the way back in ''Postal 1'', maybe even being the "one in charge" during the events of it.]]
* VillainProtagonist: In the Evil route of ''Postal III''. He's so evil in fact that the ending sees him '''banished to hell'''.
* WalkingSpoiler: An interesting case. First-time players of ''Paradise Lost'' are made privy to his existence in the introductory cutscene, but he [[spoiler:gets himself a physical body at the start of Friday and starts beating you to the punch of every errand.]]
** In ''Brain Damaged'', he himself isn't a spoiler, since he's seen throughout the game, though the ending gives a bit of insight for who he might really be…
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* BossInMooksClothing: He has the highest HP of any civilian, barring Krotchy.
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* BossInMooksClothing: He has the highest HP of any civilian, barring Krotchy. In ''Paradise Lost'' he's a full-on boss with matching health, though only fought in the "Take Over Paradise" ending.
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* ImmuneToBullets: In ''Postal 2'' he's bulletproof, but takes damage from everything else, including explosives, melee weapons, and thrown scissors. In ''Postal 3'' he loses this attribute, but still has lots of health.
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** When he begins his HannibalLecture, he mimics the [[WesternAnimation/{{Invincible}} "THINK MARK"]] pose Omni-Man does, complete with the "main" Dude being in a similar pose to Mark.
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* TheSmurfettePrinciple: In ''Paradise Lost'', Simone McDermott is shown as the only female dev-team member.
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* UndercoverCop: In either path's Daveland, like Randy, she ends up becoming a federal agent.
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* UndercoverCop: UndercoverCopReveal: In either path's Daveland, like Randy, she ends up becoming a federal agent.
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* AsHimself: Nobody else can play Civvie better than Civvie.
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Many famous figures find themselves in the weird universe of ''POSTAL''.
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Many famous figures find themselves in the weird universe of ''POSTAL''.''Postal''.
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* CelebrityParadox: While ''Postal'' was never known for [[BackFromTheDead canon]] [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness consistency]], the Postal Dude would get Zack Ward as a voice option in ''Postal 4: No Regerts'', despite Zack Ward not only appearing as himself in ''Paradise Lost'', but also having a silent cameo in the intro of 4.
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* CelebrityParadox: While ''Postal'' was never known for [[BackFromTheDead canon]] [[EarlyInstallmentWeirdness consistency]], the Postal Dude would get Zack Ward as a voice option in ''Postal 4: No Regerts'', despite Zack Ward not only appearing as himself in ''Paradise Lost'', but also having a silent cameo in the intro of 4.''4''.
* ActorAllusion: His "Ron J" disguise has a Mario-esque moustache and cap, a not-so-subtle nod to Jeremy's role as the title character of the ''Super Hornio Bros.'' porn parodies.
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* DoesntLikeGuns: Played with; she stresses how important it is for the Dude to avoid using firearms during her promotional shoot, though she's fine with them outside of that.
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The owner and operator of Edensin's local crack den.
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* AngelUnaware: [[spoiler:Possibly. Should you beat the game without killing anyone, he provides the Dude and Champ with their trailer for free, saying that their mercy impressed him and another unspecified party. As soon as the Dude's back is turned to him and he mentions that his guardian angel might be overlooking him and Champ, the man sprouts black angel wings and flies away.]]
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* PsychoForHire: In ''Paradise Lost'' and ''No Regerts'' in particular. He's always asked to run errands for people and, if the player wills it, things can get really, really messy.
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->'''Played by:''' Mark Davis (''Postal 2''), Jim Halstead (''Postal III'', ''Paradise Lost''), Creator/DaveFoley (''Postal: The Movie'')
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!!Vince Desi
->'''Played by:''' Vince Desi (''Postal 2'', ''Paradise Lost'', ''Postal: The Movie'', and ''Postal 4'')
-> ''"Nothin' personal man, but you're fired."''
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[[caption-width-right:211:''"Your check is on my desk. Go get it!"'']]
[[caption-width-right:211:[[labelnote:Click here to see his appearance in ''Postal 4'']]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/p4vincecutscene.png ''"We know you've been two-timing us with the city. Don't screw with the family!"'' [[/labelnote]]]]
The head of Running With Scissors and a supporting character in the games and movie. After the collapse of Paradise at the end of ''Apocalypse Weekend'', he became the leader of the Church of the VC Clan, comprised of former RWS employees. By the time of ''Postal 4'', he's emigrated to Edensin and now works as the leader of the enigmatic Syndicate, employing the Postal Dude on Thuesday.
->'''Played by:''' Vince Desi (''Postal 2'', ''Paradise Lost'', ''Postal: The Movie'', and ''Postal 4'')
-> ''"Nothin' personal man, but you're fired."''
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[[caption-width-right:211:''"Your check is on my desk. Go get it!"'']]
[[caption-width-right:211:[[labelnote:Click here to see his appearance in ''Postal 4'']]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/p4vincecutscene.png ''"We know you've been two-timing us with the city. Don't screw with the family!"'' [[/labelnote]]]]
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!!In General
->'''Played by:'''
-> ''"Nothin' personal man, but you're fired.
--> ''"Vince needs to see you, Dude."''
[[caption-width-right:211:''"Your check is on my desk. Go get it!"'']]
[[caption-width-right:211:[[labelnote:Click here to see his appearance in ''Postal 4'']]https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/p4vincecutscene.png ''"We know you've been two-timing us with
The head of Running With Scissors and a supporting character in the games and movie. After the collapse of Paradise at the end of ''Apocalypse Weekend'', he became the leader
* ActionGirl: In ''Paradise Lost'', POSTAL babes will fight just as well as the male developers.
* BadassBookworm: RWS staff are almost always armed with assault rifles and are some of the toughest [=NPCs=] in the game who can withstand about as much punishment as a [=SWAT=] or National Guard member.
* CelebrityParadox: One of the missions in ''Paradise Lost'' requires you to deliver and install a game to the local arcade. The game in question is ''POSTAL Redux''.
* CreatorCameo: It's not everyday that you see dev-team's members are also characters in the very game that they created. Turning on the subtitles will reveal that every in-game RWS member is modeled after a real employee and will display said employee's first name in the captions. In ''Paradise Lost'', this is taken further, with many new dev-team members having their own unique face models of their own.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: They wear either black shirts with their company's logo on the back, or red or blue ones with ''I Regret Nothing'' written on them, as well as baseball caps with the RWS logo.
* LawOfDisproportionateResponse: They can tolerate a few shots of friendly fire without attacking. On the other hand, flipping them off will turn them hostile instantly.
* MsFanservice: The POSTAL babes serve this specific purpose, both in and out universe.
* RedShirt: They are the only genuine allies Dude has in Paradise, and will always defend him from any attackers. Of course, this doesn't apply if you play on "They Hate Me" difficulty or higher.
* TheSmurfettePrinciple: In ''Paradise Lost'', Simone McDermott is shown as the only female dev-team member.
!!Vince Desi
->'''Played by:''' Vince Desi (''Postal 2'', ''Paradise Lost'', ''Postal: The Movie'', and ''Postal 4'')
-> ''"Nothin' personal, man, but you're fired."''
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The head of Running With Scissors and a supporting character in the games and movie. After the collapse of Paradise at the end of ''Apocalypse Weekend'', he became the leader of the Church of the VC Clan, comprised of former RWS employees. By the time of ''Postal 4'', he's emigrated to Edensin and now works as the leader of the enigmatic Syndicate, employing the Postal Dude on Thuesday.
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* BrooklynRage: He's a New Yorker with Italian heritage and has an accent so thick he wouldn't look out of place in a mafia movie. His in-game avatar parodies this by making him very HotBlooded and ruthless, even ordering the Dude to attack his competitors on two occassions. ''Postal 4'' concludes this by making him an outright gangster.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Even if he's not as crooked as Bullfish or PU Games, his ways of doing business are rather questionable. He orders the Dude to wipe out his competition twice, and apparently doesn't care about collateral damage he can cause.
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Even if he's not as crooked as Bullfish or PU Games, his ways of doing business are rather questionable. He orders the Dude to wipe out his competition twice, and apparently doesn't care about collateral damage he can cause.
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!!Gary Coleman
->'''Played by:''' Gary Coleman (''Postal 2'')
-> ''"If I see you selling this on eBay, I will come to your house and kick yo narrow ass."''
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The former child star himself, Gary appears on Tuesday to attend a book signing of his autobiography, "What I'm Talkin' Bout." If he sees you selling it on eBay, he ''will'' come to your house and kick your narrow ass.
->'''Played by:''' Gary Coleman (''Postal 2'')
-> ''"If I see you selling this on eBay, I will come to your house and kick yo narrow ass."''
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->'''Played by:''' Gary Coleman (''Postal 2'')
-> ''"If I see you selling this on eBay, I will come to your house and kick yo narrow ass."''
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* ActorAllusion: There are many references to the celebrity's careers such as Gary Coleman's catchphrase from Series/DiffrentStrokes, and Zack Ward listing all the films he did, as well as his debut role as [[Film/AChristmasStory Scut Farkus]].
* AdamWesting: In essence, celebrity guests are highly exaggerated parodies of their real selves.
* AsHimself: They are always modeled after and voiced by their real-life counterparts.
* RankScalesWithAsskicking: They are always much tougher than the average [=NPCs=] and in some cases, like Zack Ward, are outright bosses.
!!Creator/GaryColeman
--> ''"If see you selling this on eBay, I will come to your house and kick your narrow ass!"''
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[[caption-width-right:350:''"I got yer 'Willis' right here!"'']]
The former child star himself, Gary appears on Tuesday to attend a book signing of his autobiography, "What I'm Talkin' Bout." He's not thrilled with the idea of people selling his stuff on eBay.
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* BodyguardingABadass: He's one of the toughest [=NPCs=] in the game, and has a trio of bodyguards with him during the signing.
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!!Zack Ward
-> "The fuck ''is'' the difference between a duck anyway?"
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* AsHimself: Zack Ward voices himself.
* PsychopathicManchild: His in-game parody's personality and appearance is taken entirely from [[Film/AChristmasStory Scut Farkus]], his debut role his did when he was only 13. And he's psychopathic enough to try and kill the Dude out of pettiness.
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* ThereCanBeOnlyOne: He says something to this effect if the Dude confronts him on Friday.
--> ''"I'm the real Postal Dude, and I'm ready to kill you to prove it!"''
--> ''"I'm the real Postal Dude, and I'm ready to kill you to prove it!"''
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* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He's based on porn actor Ron Jeremy, down to sharing his likeness and voice.
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* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He's based on porn actor Ron Jeremy, down to sharing his likeness and voice.
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* {{Hypocrite}}: You can potentially see one of their member standing in line for a Gary Coleman autobiography book.
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* {{Hypocrite}}: They're protesting against a video game studio that makes violent video games, and resort to violence to try to take it down.
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* GreedyJew: ''Paradise Lost'' plays into this by sending Dude to beg for money to fund his weeding and also requests a kosher model breast-pump to peddle his mutant milk to the crowd.
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** UnexplainedRecovery: [[spoiler:If you go around to thank the faction leaders, he is perfectly fine.]]
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* BadBoss: Vince's EstablishingCharacterMoment is firing the Dude, who just started his job not too long ago. Apparently, he has a habit of firing lots of people too, especially considering he interprets the horde of zombies attacking his house at the start of Sunday in ''Apocalypse Weekend'' to be "pissed off ex-employees" - at least ''eighty'' of them. This carries over to ''Postal 4'' as well as he constantly berates the Dude when they're reunited and during the day.
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* BadBoss: Vince's EstablishingCharacterMoment is firing the Dude, who just started his job not too long ago. On Saturday, he lets the Dude into the publisher's building by sending one of his employees as a suicide bomber. Apparently, he has a habit of firing lots of people too, especially considering he interprets the horde of zombies attacking his house at the start of Sunday in ''Apocalypse Weekend'' to be "pissed off ex-employees" - at least ''eighty'' of them. This carries over to ''Postal 4'' as well as he constantly berates the Dude when they're reunited and during the day.
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* UnexplainedRecovery: [[spoiler: In ''Paradise Lost'', despite becoming a zombie at the end Tuesday, he is perfectly fine when you after him during the apocalypse.]]