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* ExtremeOmnisexual: Harvey Weinstein was seen having sex with a ficus plant, [[EstablishingCharacterMoment upon introduction]].
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We are not allowed to edit trope names; please see what How To Write An Example states on that. Additionally, Tucker is listed on the villains page, so I'll move some of that stuff there.
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* [[LikeFatherLikeSon Like Father, Like Daughter]]: She is a devout Christian and complete idiot, just like her dad.
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* [[LikeFatherLikeSon Like Father, Like Daughter]]: LikeParentLikeChild: She is a devout Christian and complete idiot, just like her dad.
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[[folder:Tucker Carlson]]
!!Tucker Shawn [=McNear=] Carlson
A misogynistic news reporter with an embarrassingly tiny penis.
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!!Ronald Perlman
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* GagPenis: Tucker Carlson has an extremely tiny dick that he needs to use tweezers for.
** [[spoiler:Taken to even bigger extremes in "Tucker Carlson is a Huge Dick", when it's revealed that Tucker Carlson's entire body is actually a giant penis, itself, making Tucker Carlson, in very essence, [[LiteralMetaphor a huge dick]].]]
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[[folder:Ron Perlman]]
!!Ronald Perlman
A neanderthal who watches the show and gets offended by all the jokes they make about him.
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** [[spoiler:Taken to even bigger extremes in "Tucker Carlson is a Huge Dick", when it's revealed that Tucker Carlson's entire body is actually a giant penis, itself, making Tucker Carlson, in very essence, [[LiteralMetaphor a huge dick]].]]
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!!Ronald Perlman
A neanderthal who watches the show and gets offended by all the jokes they make about him.
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[[folder:Johnny Depp]]
!!John Christopher Depp II
An alcoholic bum who beats his wife.
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* ButtMonkey: Johnny Depp has been the subject of several jokes and insults throughout the series, mainly with people referring to him as a "Twatnugget". In "Parent Trap", his face was grotesquely bloodied by Randall whipping him with a garden hose.
* DomesticAbuse: Johnny Depp is characterized as a man, who abuses his wife, Amber Herd.
* ICanLiveWithThat: Johnny Depp pretty much welcomes all of the hate that comes his way.
-->'''Johnny Depp''': Your show characterizes me as an idiotic, foul-smelling, spousal abusing hobo. I just came to say ... [[BaitAndSwitch you nailed it]].
* NamedAfterSomebodyFamous: Johnny Depp has two buildings named after him in the ''Paradise PD'' universe. The Johnny Depp "Shut the Fuck Up, Bitch" Stadium and The Twatnugget Casino.
!!John Christopher Depp II
An alcoholic bum who beats his wife.
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* ButtMonkey: Johnny Depp has been the subject of several jokes and insults throughout the series, mainly with people referring to him as a "Twatnugget". In "Parent Trap", his face was grotesquely bloodied by Randall whipping him with a garden hose.
* DomesticAbuse: Johnny Depp is characterized as a man, who abuses his wife, Amber Herd.
* ICanLiveWithThat: Johnny Depp pretty much welcomes all of the hate that comes his way.
-->'''Johnny Depp''': Your show characterizes me as an idiotic, foul-smelling, spousal abusing hobo. I just came to say ... [[BaitAndSwitch you nailed it]].
* NamedAfterSomebodyFamous: Johnny Depp has two buildings named after him in the ''Paradise PD'' universe. The Johnny Depp "Shut the Fuck Up, Bitch" Stadium and The Twatnugget Casino.
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!!John Christopher Depp II
An alcoholic bum who beats his wife.
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* ButtMonkey: Johnny Depp has been the subject of several jokes and insults throughout the series, mainly with people referring to him as a "Twatnugget". In "Parent Trap", his face was grotesquely bloodied by Randall whipping him with a garden hose.
* DomesticAbuse: Johnny Depp is characterized as a man, who abuses his wife, Amber Herd.
* ICanLiveWithThat: Johnny Depp pretty much welcomes all of the hate that comes his way.
-->'''Johnny Depp''': Your show characterizes me as an idiotic, foul-smelling, spousal abusing hobo. I just came to say ... [[BaitAndSwitch you nailed it]].
* NamedAfterSomebodyFamous: Johnny Depp has two buildings named after him in the ''Paradise PD'' universe. The Johnny Depp "Shut the Fuck Up, Bitch" Stadium and The Twatnugget Casino.
''See: Villains''
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[[folder:Steve Rim Jobs]]
!!Steve Rim Jobs
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The body of Steve Jobs, who survived due to being backed up into the cloud.
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* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name after being revived.
!!Steve Rim Jobs
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The body of Steve Jobs, who survived due to being backed up into the cloud.
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* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name after being revived.
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!!Steve Rim Jobs
[[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/steve_jobs_5.png]]
The body of Steve Jobs, who survived due to being backed up into the cloud.
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* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name after being revived.
''See: Recurring Characters''
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[[folder:Gwyneth Paltrow]]
!!Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
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A depiction of Gwyneth Paltrow, whose name and face must be concealed due to fear of the show getting sued.
!!Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
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!!Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
[[quoteright:306:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gwyneth_paltrow_paradise_pd.png]]
A depiction of
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* BackAlleyDoctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to people like eggs to [[AssShove shove up your ass]] and diarrhea to rub on your head.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble with the real celebrity.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble with the real celebrity.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
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* BackAlleyDoctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to people like eggs to [[AssShove shove up your ass]] ButtMonkey: Is described in the newspaper as being more hated than the already ostracized police force and diarrhea to rub on your head.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although shewas punched in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and the face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble with by Fitz and called a "clown" as an insult.
* HatedByAll: Kathy Griffin is noted for being thereal celebrity.
most hated person in all of Paradise.
*SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else RedHeadedStepchild: Everybody hates her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.for having red hair.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she
* HatedByAll: Kathy Griffin is noted for being the
*
* TakeThat: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
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[[folder:Tucker Carlson]]
!!Tucker Shawn [=McNear=] Carlson
A misogynistic news reporter with an embarrassingly tiny penis.
!!Tucker Shawn [=McNear=] Carlson
A misogynistic news reporter with an embarrassingly tiny penis.
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!!Tucker Shawn [=McNear=] Carlson
A misogynistic news reporter with an embarrassingly tiny penis.
!!John Christopher Depp II
An alcoholic bum who beats his wife.
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* GagPenis: Tucker Carlson has an extremely tiny dick that he needs to use tweezers for.
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* GagPenis: Tucker Carlson ButtMonkey: Johnny Depp has an extremely tiny dick been the subject of several jokes and insults throughout the series, mainly with people referring to him as a "Twatnugget". In "Parent Trap", his face was grotesquely bloodied by Randall whipping him with a garden hose.
* DomesticAbuse: Johnny Depp is characterized as a man, who abuses his wife, Amber Herd.
* ICanLiveWithThat: Johnny Depp pretty much welcomes all of the hate thathe needs comes his way.
-->'''Johnny Depp''': Your show characterizes me as an idiotic, foul-smelling, spousal abusing hobo. I just came touse tweezers for.say ... [[BaitAndSwitch you nailed it]].
* NamedAfterSomebodyFamous: Johnny Depp has two buildings named after him in the ''Paradise PD'' universe. The Johnny Depp "Shut the Fuck Up, Bitch" Stadium and The Twatnugget Casino.
* DomesticAbuse: Johnny Depp is characterized as a man, who abuses his wife, Amber Herd.
* ICanLiveWithThat: Johnny Depp pretty much welcomes all of the hate that
-->'''Johnny Depp''': Your show characterizes me as an idiotic, foul-smelling, spousal abusing hobo. I just came to
* NamedAfterSomebodyFamous: Johnny Depp has two buildings named after him in the ''Paradise PD'' universe. The Johnny Depp "Shut the Fuck Up, Bitch" Stadium and The Twatnugget Casino.
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[[folder:Ron Perlman]]
!!Ronald Perlman
A neanderthal who watches the show and gets offended by all the jokes they make about him.
!!Ronald Perlman
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!!Ronald Perlman
A neanderthal
!!Steve Rim Jobs
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The body of Steve Jobs, who
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* AudienceSurrogate: Ron Perlman is this, as he's always sitting at home, watching ''Paradise P.D.'' on TV from the other side of the [[FourthWall fourth wall]], voicing his reactions to all of the jokes made at his expense.
-->'''Ron Perlman''': Eh, still better than half the shit on adult swim.
* {{Catchphrase}}: "Unga bunga!"
* ContemperaryCaveman: Ron Perlman is a caveman living in modern-day society due to immortality and he is not a happy-go-lucky man. He still drives a [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones flintstones]] car around and chisels his letters into slabs of stone.
-->'''Ron Perlman''': Times have changed. Why it okay to hit on woman ''in'' club but not okay to hit on woman ''with'' club?
* EvilAllAlong: [[spoiler:In the Season 3 finale, Ron Perlman turns out to be the leader of ISIS. [[note]]Not the "ISIS" you're thinking of. In this case, it stands for [[FunWithAcronyms International Society of Insulted Selebrities]] and its composed of all the celebrities Paradise PD has insulted on the show.[[/note]] and has led an entire team of celebrities who had been insulted by the show in destroying all the characters of the series so they can cancel Paradise PD for good.]]
* HulkSpeak: Ron Perlman talks in the third person and uses sightly improper English.
-->'''Ron Perlman''': Eh, still better than half the shit on adult swim.
* {{Catchphrase}}: "Unga bunga!"
* ContemperaryCaveman: Ron Perlman is a caveman living in modern-day society due to immortality and he is not a happy-go-lucky man. He still drives a [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones flintstones]] car around and chisels his letters into slabs of stone.
-->'''Ron Perlman''': Times have changed. Why it okay to hit on woman ''in'' club but not okay to hit on woman ''with'' club?
* EvilAllAlong: [[spoiler:In the Season 3 finale, Ron Perlman turns out to be the leader of ISIS. [[note]]Not the "ISIS" you're thinking of. In this case, it stands for [[FunWithAcronyms International Society of Insulted Selebrities]] and its composed of all the celebrities Paradise PD has insulted on the show.[[/note]] and has led an entire team of celebrities who had been insulted by the show in destroying all the characters of the series so they can cancel Paradise PD for good.]]
* HulkSpeak: Ron Perlman talks in the third person and uses sightly improper English.
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* AudienceSurrogate: Ron Perlman is this, as he's always sitting at home, watching ''Paradise P.D.'' on TV from the other side of the [[FourthWall fourth wall]], voicing his reactions to all of the jokes made at his expense.
-->'''Ron Perlman''': Eh, still better than half the shit on adult swim.
* {{Catchphrase}}: "Unga bunga!"
* ContemperaryCaveman: Ron Perlman is a caveman living in modern-day society due to immortality and he is not a happy-go-lucky man. He still drives a [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones flintstones]] car around and chisels his letters into slabs of stone.
-->'''Ron Perlman''': Times have changed. Why it okay to hit on woman ''in'' club but not okay to hit on woman ''with'' club?
* EvilAllAlong: [[spoiler:In the Season 3 finale, Ron Perlman turns out to be the leader of ISIS. [[note]]Not the "ISIS" you're thinking of. In this case, it stands for [[FunWithAcronyms International Society of Insulted Selebrities]] and its composed of all the celebrities Paradise PD has insulted on the show.[[/note]] and has led an entire team of celebrities who had been insulted by the show in destroying all the characters of the series soNoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they can cancel Paradise PD for good.]]
* HulkSpeak: Ron Perlman talkswere because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in the third person and uses sightly improper English.fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name after being revived.
-->'''Ron Perlman''': Eh, still better than half the shit on adult swim.
* {{Catchphrase}}: "Unga bunga!"
* ContemperaryCaveman: Ron Perlman is a caveman living in modern-day society due to immortality and he is not a happy-go-lucky man. He still drives a [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones flintstones]] car around and chisels his letters into slabs of stone.
-->'''Ron Perlman''': Times have changed. Why it okay to hit on woman ''in'' club but not okay to hit on woman ''with'' club?
* EvilAllAlong: [[spoiler:In the Season 3 finale, Ron Perlman turns out to be the leader of ISIS. [[note]]Not the "ISIS" you're thinking of. In this case, it stands for [[FunWithAcronyms International Society of Insulted Selebrities]] and its composed of all the celebrities Paradise PD has insulted on the show.[[/note]] and has led an entire team of celebrities who had been insulted by the show in destroying all the characters of the series so
* HulkSpeak: Ron Perlman talks
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[[folder:Harvey Weinstein]]
!!Harvey Weinstein
A fat, disgusting rapist who was originally a member of The Legion of Dooooom before [[EvenEvilHasStandards being fired for being too abhorrent even for them]].
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* AnythingThatMoves: Harvey Weinstein was seen having sex with a ficus plant, [[EstablishingCharacterMoment upon introduction]].
* DirtyOldMan: Weinstein is a gross, perverted old man, who sexually harasses women.
* HatedByAll: Harvey Weinstein is despised by every single character in the show, who interacts with him. Heroes, [[EvenEvilHasStandards villains]], and inanimate objects.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Gwyneth Paltrow]]
!!Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
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A depiction of Gwyneth Paltrow, whose name and face must be concealed due to fear of the show getting sued.
----
* BackAlleyDoctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to people like eggs to [[AssShove shove up your ass]] and diarrhea to rub on your head.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble with the real celebrity.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tucker Carlson]]
!!Tucker Shawn [=McNear=] Carlson
A misogynistic news reporter with an embarrassingly tiny penis.
----
* GagPenis: Tucker Carlson has an extremely tiny dick that he needs to use tweezers for.
** [[spoiler:Taken to even bigger extremes in "Tucker Carlson is a Huge Dick", when it's revealed that Tucker Carlson's entire body is actually a giant penis, itself, making Tucker Carlson, in very essence, [[LiteralMetaphor a huge dick]].]]
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ron Perlman]]
!!Ronald Perlman
A neanderthal who watches the show and gets offended by all the jokes they make about him.
----
* AudienceSurrogate: Ron Perlman is this, as he's always sitting at home, watching ''Paradise P.D.'' on TV from the other side of the [[FourthWall fourth wall]], voicing his reactions to all of the jokes made at his expense.
-->'''Ron Perlman''': Eh, still better than half the shit on adult swim.
* {{Catchphrase}}: "Unga bunga!"
* ContemporaryCaveman: Ron Perlman is a caveman living in modern-day society due to immortality and he is not a happy-go-lucky man. He still drives a [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones flintstones]] car around and chisels his letters into slabs of stone.
-->'''Ron Perlman''': Times have changed. Why it okay to hit on woman ''in'' club but not okay to hit on woman ''with'' club?
* EvilAllAlong: [[spoiler:In the Season 3 finale, Ron Perlman turns out to be the leader of ISIS. [[note]]Not the "ISIS" you're thinking of. In this case, it stands for [[FunWithAcronyms International Society of Insulted Selebrities]] and its composed of all the celebrities Paradise PD has insulted on the show.[[/note]] and has led an entire team of celebrities who had been insulted by the show in destroying all the characters of the series so they can cancel Paradise PD for good.]]
* HulkSpeak: Ron Perlman talks in the third person and uses sightly improper English.
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!!Paradise Elementary
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!!Carbortion Wrex Arena
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!!Steve Rim Jobs
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The body of Steve Jobs, who survived due to being backed up into the cloud.
[[folder:Steve Rim Jobs]]
!!Steve Rim Jobs
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!!Steve Rim Jobs
!!Agent Dunfore
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* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name after being revived.
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* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in fact a direct portrayal IronicName: His name is literally "Agent Dunfore". The thing is, he doesn't die immediately and somehow manages to survive.
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty ofSteve Jobs. He jokes, where Agent Dunfore just got barely survives getting hit by a new name after being revived.car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as a joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
* TemptingFate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as a joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
* TemptingFate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
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!!Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
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A depiction of Gwyneth Paltrow, whose name and face must be concealed due to fear of the show getting sued.
!!Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
[[quoteright:306:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gwyneth_paltrow_paradise_pd.png]]
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!!Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
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[[folder:Johnny Depp]]
!!John Christopher Depp II
An alcoholic bum who beats his wife.
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* BackAlleyDoctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to people like eggs to [[AssShove shove up your ass]] and diarrhea to rub on your head.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble with the real celebrity.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble with the real celebrity.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
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* BackAlleyDoctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to ButtMonkey: Johnny Depp has been the subject of several jokes and insults throughout the series, mainly with people like eggs referring to [[AssShove shove up your ass]] and diarrhea to rub on your head.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identityhim as a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and"Twatnugget". In "Parent Trap", his face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble was grotesquely bloodied by Randall whipping him with a garden hose.
* DomesticAbuse: Johnny Depp is characterized as a man, who abuses his wife, Amber Herd.
* ICanLiveWithThat: Johnny Depp pretty much welcomes all of thereal celebrity.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The facthate that the comes his way.
-->'''Johnny Depp''': Your showgoes characterizes me as an idiotic, foul-smelling, spousal abusing hobo. I just came to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.say ... [[BaitAndSwitch you nailed it]].
* NamedAfterSomebodyFamous: Johnny Depp has two buildings named after him in the ''Paradise PD'' universe. The Johnny Depp "Shut the Fuck Up, Bitch" Stadium and The Twatnugget Casino.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and
* DomesticAbuse: Johnny Depp is characterized as a man, who abuses his wife, Amber Herd.
* ICanLiveWithThat: Johnny Depp pretty much welcomes all of the
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact
-->'''Johnny Depp''': Your show
* NamedAfterSomebodyFamous: Johnny Depp has two buildings named after him in the ''Paradise PD'' universe. The Johnny Depp "Shut the Fuck Up, Bitch" Stadium and The Twatnugget Casino.
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[[folder:Agent Dunfore]]
!!Agent Dunfore
[[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/agent_dunfore.png]]
An FBI agent who's only hours from retirement [[TemptingFate and it sure would be a shame if he were to die]].
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!!Agent Dunfore
[[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/agent_dunfore.png]]
An FBI agent who's only hours from retirement [[TemptingFate and it sure would be a shame if he were to die]].
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!!Agent Dunfore
[[folder:Steve Rim Jobs]]
!!Steve Rim Jobs
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* IronicName: His name is literally "Agent Dunfore". The thing is, he doesn't die immediately and somehow manages to survive.
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as a joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
* TemptingFate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as a joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
* TemptingFate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
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* IronicName: His NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name is literally "Agent Dunfore". The thing is, he doesn't die immediately and somehow manages to survive.
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as a joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
* TemptingFate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].after being revived.
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as a joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
* TemptingFate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
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[[folder:Gwyneth Paltrow]]
!!Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
[[quoteright:306:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/gwyneth_paltrow_paradise_pd.png]]
A depiction of Gwyneth Paltrow, whose name and face must be concealed due to fear of the show getting sued.
----
* BackAlleyDoctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to people like eggs to [[AssShove shove up your ass]] and diarrhea to rub on your head.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble with the real celebrity.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Tucker Carlson]]
!!Tucker Shawn [=McNear=] Carlson
A misogynistic news reporter with an embarrassingly tiny penis.
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* GagPenis: Tucker Carlson has an extremely tiny dick that he needs to use tweezers for.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ron Perlman]]
!!Ronald Perlman
A neanderthal who watches the show and gets offended by all the jokes they make about him.
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* AudienceSurrogate: Ron Perlman is this, as he's always sitting at home, watching ''Paradise P.D.'' on TV from the other side of the [[FourthWall fourth wall]], voicing his reactions to all of the jokes made at his expense.
-->'''Ron Perlman''': Eh, still better than half the shit on adult swim.
* {{Catchphrase}}: "Unga bunga!"
* ContemperaryCaveman: Ron Perlman is a caveman living in modern-day society due to immortality and he is not a happy-go-lucky man. He still drives a [[WesternAnimation/TheFlintstones flintstones]] car around and chisels his letters into slabs of stone.
-->'''Ron Perlman''': Times have changed. Why it okay to hit on woman ''in'' club but not okay to hit on woman ''with'' club?
* EvilAllAlong: [[spoiler:In the Season 3 finale, Ron Perlman turns out to be the leader of ISIS. [[note]]Not the "ISIS" you're thinking of. In this case, it stands for [[FunWithAcronyms International Society of Insulted Selebrities]] and its composed of all the celebrities Paradise PD has insulted on the show.[[/note]] and has led an entire team of celebrities who had been insulted by the show in destroying all the characters of the series so they can cancel Paradise PD for good.]]
* HulkSpeak: Ron Perlman talks in the third person and uses sightly improper English.
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* MeaningfulName: Her name is Chastity and she is chaste. Can't get more on the nose than that.
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* MeaningfulName: Her name is Chastity Chassidy and she is chaste. Can't get more on the nose than that.
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* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Fucks his chihuahua everywhere he walks.
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* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Fucks his chihuahua girlfriend everywhere he walks.
!!Paradise Elementary
[[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/mrs_horn.png]]
*AllAbusersAreMale: Realistically averted. While she isn't like the usual suspects, she is just as capable of abusing kids. Oh, and it's implied she's prolific at it, too.
*WouldHurtAChild: As we already know from the above tropes.
!!Carbortion Wrex Arena
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!!Chastity
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!!Chastity
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!!Chassidy
!!Paradise Women's Penitentiary
[[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/glenda.png]]
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* IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.
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* IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.Dusty
!!Celebrities
[[quoteright:300:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/steve_jobs_5.png]]
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!!The FBI
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* IronicName: His name is literally "Agent Dunfore".
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* IronicName: His name is literally "Agent Dunfore". The thing is, he doesn't die immediately and somehow manages to survive.
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* HappyEnding: Although he died from eating chocolate, [[spoier:he went to Dog Heaven.]]
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* HappyEnding: Although he died from eating chocolate, [[spoier:he [[spoiler:he went to Dog Heaven.]]Heaven]].
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[[folder:Ted]]
!!Ted
A guy who works as the cashier at multiple different places.
!!Ted
A guy who works as the cashier at multiple different places.
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!!Ted
!!Jesus Christ of Nazerath
[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A
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* FlatCharacter: He has no personality, whatsoever and really only exists as a plot device.
* WhyDoYouKeepChangingJobs: He's been shown working at multiple different places, throughout the series. Most of the time however, he works at Possum Pizza.
* WhyDoYouKeepChangingJobs: He's been shown working at multiple different places, throughout the series. Most of the time however, he works at Possum Pizza.
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* FlatCharacter: He has no personality, whatsoever and really JerkassGods: Jesus bullied Hopson in "Police Academy", by denying him entry to Heaven sending him back to Earth after he died. When Hopson returned, he was trapped in a coffin, so he only exists as had a plot device.
* WhyDoYouKeepChangingJobs: He's been shown working at multiple different places, throughoutfew minutes of air left before he died again. And from that point on, the series. Most of the time however, he works at Possum Pizza.cruel cycle kept repeating.
-->'''God:''' Jesus! Are you bullying people with that list again?\\
'''Jesus:''' ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, I am. Oh, I'm such a dick.
* MessianicArchetype: Well, duh.
* WhyDoYouKeepChangingJobs: He's been shown working at multiple different places, throughout
-->'''God:''' Jesus! Are you bullying people with that list again?\\
'''Jesus:''' ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, I am. Oh, I'm such a dick.
* MessianicArchetype: Well, duh.
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[[folder:Eric]]
!!Eric
A nerdy boy who plays Dungeons & Dragons.
!!Eric
A nerdy boy who plays Dungeons & Dragons.
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!!Eric
!!Glenda
A
* GonkyFemme: Being a Dusty clone, she is big, burly, fat, gross, and has a somewhat masculine voice.
* IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.
* IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.
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[[folder:Jesus Christ]]
!!Jesus Christ of Nazerath
[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A holy Christian figure and the son of God]].
!!Jesus Christ of Nazerath
[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A holy Christian figure and the son of God]].
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!!Jesus Christ
!!Steve Rim Jobs
The body of
[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A holy Christian figure and
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* JerkassGods: Jesus bullied Hopson in "Police Academy", by denying him entry to Heaven sending him back to Earth after he died. When Hopson returned, he was trapped in a coffin, so he only had a few minutes of air left before he died again. And from that point on, the cruel cycle kept repeating.
-->'''God:''' Jesus! Are you bullying people with that list again?\\
'''Jesus:''' ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, I am. Oh, I'm such a dick.
* MessianicArchetype: Well, duh.
-->'''God:''' Jesus! Are you bullying people with that list again?\\
'''Jesus:''' ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, I am. Oh, I'm such a dick.
* MessianicArchetype: Well, duh.
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* JerkassGods: Jesus bullied Hopson NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in "Police Academy", by denying him entry to Heaven sending him back to Earth fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name after he died. When Hopson returned, he was trapped in a coffin, so he only had a few minutes of air left before he died again. And from that point on, the cruel cycle kept repeating.
-->'''God:''' Jesus! Are you bullying people with that list again?\\
'''Jesus:''' ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, I am. Oh, I'm such a dick.
* MessianicArchetype: Well, duh.being revived.
-->'''God:''' Jesus! Are you bullying people with that list again?\\
'''Jesus:''' ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, I am. Oh, I'm such a dick.
* MessianicArchetype: Well, duh.
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[[folder:Joe Biden]]
!!Joseph "Joe" Robinette Biden, Jr.
The creepy, perverted 46th President of the United States, who has a crush on Dusty.
!!Joseph "Joe" Robinette Biden, Jr.
The creepy, perverted 46th President of the United States, who has a crush on Dusty.
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!!Joseph "Joe" Robinette Biden, Jr.
The creepy, perverted 46th President
!!Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
A depiction of Gwyneth Paltrow, whose name and face must be concealed due to fear of the
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* ChubbyChaser: He tried to win Dusty's virginity through the Dark Web auction while jacking off to pictures of Dusty muttering, "I'm gonna get yo' fat ass!"
* DirtyOldMan: He wants to have sex with Dusty, and jerks off to pictures of Dusty from the Internet.
* TruthInTelevision: In a coincidental manner, the show depicted him to be pursuing the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election about eight months before Biden officially announced his campaign.
* {{Yandere}}: He outright tracked down Dusty to his apartment.
* DirtyOldMan: He wants to have sex with Dusty, and jerks off to pictures of Dusty from the Internet.
* TruthInTelevision: In a coincidental manner, the show depicted him to be pursuing the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election about eight months before Biden officially announced his campaign.
* {{Yandere}}: He outright tracked down Dusty to his apartment.
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* ChubbyChaser: He tried BackAlleyDoctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to win Dusty's virginity through the Dark Web auction while jacking off people like eggs to pictures [[AssShove shove up your ass]] and diarrhea to rub on your head.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version ofDusty muttering, "I'm gonna get yo' fat ass!"
* DirtyOldMan: He wantsGwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to have sex avoid getting in trouble with Dusty, and jerks off to pictures of Dusty from the Internet.
real celebrity.
*TruthInTelevision: In a coincidental manner, SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the showdepicted him goes to be pursuing the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election about eight months before Biden officially announced his campaign.
* {{Yandere}}: He outright tracked down Dustyridiculous extremes not to his apartment. mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of
* DirtyOldMan: He wants
*
* TakeThat: The fact that the show
* {{Yandere}}: He outright tracked down Dusty
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[[folder:Glenda]]
!!Glenda
A prisoner in the women's penitentiary, who looks nearly identical to Dusty.
!!Glenda
A prisoner in the women's penitentiary, who looks nearly identical to Dusty.
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!!Glenda
A prisoner in the women's penitentiary, who looks nearly identical
!!Agent Dunfore
An FBI agent who's only hours from retirement [[TemptingFate and it sure would be a shame if he were to
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* GonkyFemme: Being a Dusty clone, she is big, burly, fat, gross, and has a somewhat masculine voice.
* IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.
* IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.
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* GonkyFemme: Being a Dusty clone, she IronicName: His name is big, burly, fat, gross, literally "Agent Dunfore".
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair andhas I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as asomewhat masculine voice.
joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
*IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.TemptingFate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as a
*
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
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[[folder:Steve Rim Jobs]]
!!Steve Rim Jobs
The body of Steve Jobs, who survived due to being backed up into the cloud.
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* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name after being revived.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Gwyneth Paltrow]]
!!Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
A depiction of Gwyneth Paltrow, whose name and face must be concealed due to fear of the show getting sued.
----
* BackAlleyDoctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to people like eggs to [[AssShove shove up your ass]] and diarrhea to rub on your head.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble with the real celebrity.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Agent Dunfore]]
!!Agent Dunfore
An FBI agent who's only hours from retirement [[TemptingFate and it sure would be a shame if he were to die]].
----
* IronicName: His name is literally "Agent Dunfore".
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as a joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
* TemptingFate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
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!!Jesus Christ
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!!Jesus ChristChrist of Nazerath
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!!Joe Biden
A former Vice President of the United States back in 2009 to 2017, who has a crush on Dusty.
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The creepy, perverted 46th President of the United
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!!Gwyneth Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
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!!Gwyneth Kate Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
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* ChastityCouple: She and Bullet. Well, ... until Bullet tricked her into thinking that Christianity allowed for premarital sex, so long as it was in a church and being the idiot she is, [[SuperGullible she believed it]].
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* ChastityCouple: She and Bullet. Well, ... Well, until Bullet tricked her into thinking that Christianity allowed for premarital sex, so long as it was in a church and being the idiot she is, [[SuperGullible she believed it]].
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* WhyDoYouKeepChangingJobs: He's been shown working at multiple different places, throughout the series. Most of the time, however, he works at Possum Pizza.
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* WhyDoYouKeepChangingJobs: He's been shown working at multiple different places, throughout the series. Most of the time, time however, he works at Possum Pizza.
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-->'''God''': Jesus! Are you bullying people with that list again?
-->'''Jesus''': ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, I am. Oh, I'm such a dick.
-->'''Jesus''': ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, I am. Oh, I'm such a dick.
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[[folder:Prop Cop]]
!!Prop Cop
A failed prop comic who now works as a police officer on Kevin's task force.
!!Prop Cop
A failed prop comic who now works as a police officer on Kevin's task force.
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!!Prop Cop
!!Joe Biden
A
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* PungeonMaster: Prop Cop is always telling jokes.
-->'''Prop Cop''': Boy, shit just got real. ''[takes out piece of shit]'' Get it? [[DontExplainTheJoke It's real shit]]! Boy, I pulled this joke out of my ass. What? Does this joke stink? Too corny?
-->'''Prop Cop''': Boy, shit just got real. ''[takes out piece of shit]'' Get it? [[DontExplainTheJoke It's real shit]]! Boy, I pulled this joke out of my ass. What? Does this joke stink? Too corny?
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* PungeonMaster: Prop Cop is always telling jokes.
-->'''Prop Cop''': Boy, shit just got real. ''[takes out pieceChubbyChaser: He tried to win Dusty's virginity through the Dark Web auction while jacking off to pictures of shit]'' Get it? [[DontExplainTheJoke It's real shit]]! Boy, I pulled this joke out Dusty muttering, "I'm gonna get yo' fat ass!"
* DirtyOldMan: He wants to have sex with Dusty, and jerks off to pictures ofmy ass. What? Does this joke stink? Too corny?Dusty from the Internet.
* TruthInTelevision: In a coincidental manner, the show depicted him to be pursuing the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election about eight months before Biden officially announced his campaign.
* {{Yandere}}: He outright tracked down Dusty to his apartment.
-->'''Prop Cop''': Boy, shit just got real. ''[takes out piece
* DirtyOldMan: He wants to have sex with Dusty, and jerks off to pictures of
* TruthInTelevision: In a coincidental manner, the show depicted him to be pursuing the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election about eight months before Biden officially announced his campaign.
* {{Yandere}}: He outright tracked down Dusty to his apartment.
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[[folder:Handicop]]
!!Handicop
A racist, nihilistic quadriplegic police officer on Kevin's task force.
!!Handicop
A racist, nihilistic quadriplegic police officer on Kevin's task force.
to:
!!Handicop
!!Glenda
A
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* DeadpanSnarker: Oh, yeah. This guy is a damn savage. Even Randall admits that.
-->'''Randall''': What do they call you? [[PunnyName Handicop]]?
-->'''Handicop''': Shut your cocksucking mouth. There are two things I don't like: Puerto Ricans and your shitty mustache that looks like two cat turds fucking like Puerto Ricans and [[AccidentallyAccurate yes, they call me Handicop]].
-->'''Randall''': Alright, at least this guy seems pretty cool.
* HandicappedBadass: Despite being in a wheelchair, Handicop is a kick-ass police officer.
* HypocriticalHumor: Handicop is constantly making racist comments against Scottish people. In "Task Force", [[spoiler:Handicop became un-crippled and [[SuddenlyVoiced started talking]] in a Scottish accent.]]
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He is a parody on Stephen Hawking.
* PunnyName: His name is a pun on "Handicap".
-->'''Randall''': What do they call you? [[PunnyName Handicop]]?
-->'''Handicop''': Shut your cocksucking mouth. There are two things I don't like: Puerto Ricans and your shitty mustache that looks like two cat turds fucking like Puerto Ricans and [[AccidentallyAccurate yes, they call me Handicop]].
-->'''Randall''': Alright, at least this guy seems pretty cool.
* HandicappedBadass: Despite being in a wheelchair, Handicop is a kick-ass police officer.
* HypocriticalHumor: Handicop is constantly making racist comments against Scottish people. In "Task Force", [[spoiler:Handicop became un-crippled and [[SuddenlyVoiced started talking]] in a Scottish accent.]]
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He is a parody on Stephen Hawking.
* PunnyName: His name is a pun on "Handicap".
to:
* DeadpanSnarker: Oh, yeah. This guy GonkyFemme: Being a Dusty clone, she is a damn savage. Even Randall admits that.
-->'''Randall''': What do they call you? [[PunnyName Handicop]]?
-->'''Handicop''': Shut your cocksucking mouth. There are two things I don't like: Puerto Ricansbig, burly, fat, gross, and your shitty mustache that looks like two cat turds fucking like Puerto Ricans and [[AccidentallyAccurate yes, they call me Handicop]].
-->'''Randall''': Alright, at least this guy seems pretty cool.
has a somewhat masculine voice.
*HandicappedBadass: Despite being in a wheelchair, Handicop is a kick-ass police officer.
* HypocriticalHumor: Handicop is constantly making racist comments against Scottish people. In "Task Force", [[spoiler:Handicop became un-crippled and [[SuddenlyVoiced started talking]] in a Scottish accent.]]
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He is a parody on Stephen Hawking.
* PunnyName: His name is a pun on "Handicap".IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.
-->'''Randall''': What do they call you? [[PunnyName Handicop]]?
-->'''Handicop''': Shut your cocksucking mouth. There are two things I don't like: Puerto Ricans
-->'''Randall''': Alright, at least this guy seems pretty cool.
*
* HypocriticalHumor: Handicop is constantly making racist comments against Scottish people. In "Task Force", [[spoiler:Handicop became un-crippled and [[SuddenlyVoiced started talking]] in a Scottish accent.]]
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He is a parody on Stephen Hawking.
* PunnyName: His name is a pun on "Handicap".
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[[folder:Siamese Twin Cops]]
!!Siamese Twin Cops
Siamese twins (a gay one named Ronnie and a straight one who's name was never revealed) on Kevin's task force.
!!Siamese Twin Cops
Siamese twins (a gay one named Ronnie and a straight one who's name was never revealed) on Kevin's task force.
to:
!!Siamese Twin Cops
Siamese twins (a gay one named Ronnie and a straight one who's name was never revealed) on Kevin's task force.
!!Steve Rim Jobs
The body of Steve Jobs, who survived due to being backed up into the cloud.
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* ConjoinedTwins: These two are conjoined at the heads.
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* ConjoinedTwins: These two are conjoined at the heads.NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name after being revived.
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[[folder:Joe Biden]]
!!Joe Biden
A former Vice President of the United States back in 2009 to 2017, who has a crush on Dusty.
!!Joe Biden
A former Vice President of the United States back in 2009 to 2017, who has a crush on Dusty.
to:
!!Joe Biden
!!Gwyneth Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
A
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* ChubbyChaser: He tried to win Dusty's virginity through the Dark Web auction while jacking off to pictures of Dusty muttering, "I'm gonna get yo' fat ass!"
* DirtyOldMan: He wants to have sex with Dusty, and jerks off to pictures of Dusty from the Internet.
* TruthInTelevision: In a coincidental manner, the show depicted him to be pursuing the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election about eight months before Biden officially announced his campaign.
* {{Yandere}}: He outright tracked down Dusty to his apartment.
* DirtyOldMan: He wants to have sex with Dusty, and jerks off to pictures of Dusty from the Internet.
* TruthInTelevision: In a coincidental manner, the show depicted him to be pursuing the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election about eight months before Biden officially announced his campaign.
* {{Yandere}}: He outright tracked down Dusty to his apartment.
to:
* ChubbyChaser: He tried BackAlleyDoctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to win Dusty's virginity through the Dark Web auction while jacking off people like eggs to pictures [[AssShove shove up your ass]] and diarrhea to rub on your head.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version ofDusty muttering, "I'm gonna get yo' fat ass!"
* DirtyOldMan: He wantsGwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to have sex avoid getting in trouble with Dusty, and jerks off to pictures of Dusty from the Internet.
real celebrity.
*TruthInTelevision: In a coincidental manner, SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the showdepicted him goes to be pursuing the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election about eight months before Biden officially announced his campaign.
* {{Yandere}}: He outright tracked down Dustyridiculous extremes not to his apartment. mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of
* DirtyOldMan: He wants
*
* TakeThat: The fact that the show
* {{Yandere}}: He outright tracked down Dusty
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[[folder:Glenda]]
!!Glenda
A prisoner in the women's penitentiary, who looks nearly identical to Dusty.
!!Glenda
A prisoner in the women's penitentiary, who looks nearly identical to Dusty.
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!!Glenda
A prisoner in the women's penitentiary, who looks nearly identical
!!Agent Dunfore
An FBI agent who's only hours from retirement [[TemptingFate and it sure would be a shame if he were to
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* GonkyFemme: Being a Dusty clone, she is big, burly, fat, gross, and has a somewhat masculine voice.
* IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.
* IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.
to:
* GonkyFemme: Being a Dusty clone, she IronicName: His name is big, burly, fat, gross, literally "Agent Dunfore".
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair andhas I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as asomewhat masculine voice.
joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
*IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.TemptingFate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as a
*
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
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[[folder:Steve Rim Jobs]]
!!Steve Rim Jobs
The body of Steve Jobs, who survived due to being backed up into the cloud.
----
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name after being revived.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Gwyneth Paltrow]]
!!Gwyneth Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
A depiction of Gwyneth Paltrow, whose name and face must be concealed due to fear of the show getting sued.
----
* BackAlleyDoctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to people like eggs to [[AssShove shove up your ass]] and diarrhea to rub on your head.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble with the real celebrity.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Agent Dunfore]]
!!Agent Dunfore
An FBI agent who's only hours from retirement [[TemptingFate and it sure would be a shame if he were to die]].
----
* IronicName: His name is literally "Agent Dunfore".
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as a joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
* TemptingFate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
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[[folder:Buster]]
!!Buster
Bullet's dog friend.
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* BestFriend: To Bullet.
* GagPenis: Always has his penis up a chihuahua's ass.
* HappyEnding: Although he died from eating chocolate, [[spoier:he went to Dog Heaven.]]
* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Fucks his chihuahua everywhere he walks.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Buster dies in the first episode.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mrs. Horn]]
!!Mrs. Horn
The teacher at Paradise Elementary school.
----
* CovertPervert: On the surface, she looks like a perfectly innocent elementary school teacher but it was later revealed that she was a pedophile, who owned a bunch of kiddie porn.
* PedoHunt: Mrs. Horn was arrested for possessing child pornography.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Carbortion Wrex]]
!!Carbortion Wrex
A giant robot dinosaur who destroys cars.
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* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: He is a combination of a robot and a dinosaur.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Chastity]]
!!Chastity
A chaste Christian girl, who refuses to have sex until she's married. She is the daughter of Preacher Paul.
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* ChastityCouple: She and Bullet. Well, ... until Bullet tricked her into thinking that Christianity allowed for premarital sex, so long as it was in a church and being the idiot she is, [[SuperGullible she believed it]].
* DumbBlonde: She is a blonde-haired woman, who will believe anything she hears.
* [[LikeFatherLikeSon Like Father, Like Daughter]]: She is a devout Christian and complete idiot, just like her dad.
* MeaningfulName: Her name is Chastity and she is chaste. Can't get more on the nose than that.
* ReligiousStereotype: Chastity is a stereotypical Christian girl, who mindlessly obeys her religion like a drone and never questions anything about it no matter how stupid it gets.
* SuperGullible: Believes in even the most paper-thin of lies perpetuated to her by Bullet.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ted]]
!!Ted
A guy who works as the cashier at multiple different places.
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* FlatCharacter: He has no personality, whatsoever and really only exists as a plot device.
* WhyDoYouKeepChangingJobs: He's been shown working at multiple different places, throughout the series. Most of the time, however, he works at Possum Pizza.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Eric]]
!!Eric
A nerdy boy who plays Dungeons & Dragons.
----
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Jesus Christ]]
!!Jesus Christ
[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A holy Christian figure and the son of God]].
----
* JerkassGods: Jesus bullied Hopson in "Police Academy", by denying him entry to Heaven sending him back to Earth after he died. When Hopson returned, he was trapped in a coffin, so he only had a few minutes of air left before he died again. And from that point on, the cruel cycle kept repeating.
-->'''God''': Jesus! Are you bullying people with that list again?
-->'''Jesus''': ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, I am. Oh, I'm such a dick.
* MessianicArchetype: Well, duh.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Prop Cop]]
!!Prop Cop
A failed prop comic who now works as a police officer on Kevin's task force.
----
* PungeonMaster: Prop Cop is always telling jokes.
-->'''Prop Cop''': Boy, shit just got real. ''[takes out piece of shit]'' Get it? [[DontExplainTheJoke It's real shit]]! Boy, I pulled this joke out of my ass. What? Does this joke stink? Too corny?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Handicop]]
!!Handicop
A racist, nihilistic quadriplegic police officer on Kevin's task force.
----
* DeadpanSnarker: Oh, yeah. This guy is a damn savage. Even Randall admits that.
-->'''Randall''': What do they call you? [[PunnyName Handicop]]?
-->'''Handicop''': Shut your cocksucking mouth. There are two things I don't like: Puerto Ricans and your shitty mustache that looks like two cat turds fucking like Puerto Ricans and [[AccidentallyAccurate yes, they call me Handicop]].
-->'''Randall''': Alright, at least this guy seems pretty cool.
* HandicappedBadass: Despite being in a wheelchair, Handicop is a kick-ass police officer.
* HypocriticalHumor: Handicop is constantly making racist comments against Scottish people. In "Task Force", [[spoiler:Handicop became un-crippled and [[SuddenlyVoiced started talking]] in a Scottish accent.]]
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He is a parody on Stephen Hawking.
* PunnyName: His name is a pun on "Handicap".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Siamese Twin Cops]]
!!Siamese Twin Cops
Siamese twins (a gay one named Ronnie and a straight one who's name was never revealed) on Kevin's task force.
----
* ConjoinedTwins: These two are conjoined at the heads.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Joe Biden]]
!!Joe Biden
A former Vice President of the United States back in 2009 to 2017, who has a crush on Dusty.
----
* ChubbyChaser: He tried to win Dusty's virginity through the Dark Web auction while jacking off to pictures of Dusty muttering, "I'm gonna get yo' fat ass!"
* DirtyOldMan: He wants to have sex with Dusty, and jerks off to pictures of Dusty from the Internet.
* TruthInTelevision: In a coincidental manner, the show depicted him to be pursuing the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election about eight months before Biden officially announced his campaign.
* {{Yandere}}: He outright tracked down Dusty to his apartment.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Glenda]]
!!Glenda
A prisoner in the women's penitentiary, who looks nearly identical to Dusty.
----
* GonkyFemme: Being a Dusty clone, she is big, burly, fat, gross, and has a somewhat masculine voice.
* IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Steve Rim Jobs]]
!!Steve Rim Jobs
The body of Steve Jobs, who survived due to being backed up into the cloud.
----
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name after being revived.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Gwyneth Paltrow]]
!!Gwyneth Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
A depiction of Gwyneth Paltrow, whose name and face must be concealed due to fear of the show getting sued.
----
* BackAlleyDoctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to people like eggs to [[AssShove shove up your ass]] and diarrhea to rub on your head.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble with the real celebrity.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Agent Dunfore]]
!!Agent Dunfore
An FBI agent who's only hours from retirement [[TemptingFate and it sure would be a shame if he were to die]].
----
* IronicName: His name is literally "Agent Dunfore".
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as a joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
* TemptingFate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
[[/folder]]
----
!Other Characters
[[folder:Buster]]
!!Buster
Bullet's dog friend.
----
* BestFriend: To Bullet.
* GagPenis: Always has his penis up a chihuahua's ass.
* HappyEnding: Although he died from eating chocolate, [[spoier:he went to Dog Heaven.]]
* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Fucks his chihuahua everywhere he walks.
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Buster dies in the first episode.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Mrs. Horn]]
!!Mrs. Horn
The teacher at Paradise Elementary school.
----
* CovertPervert: On the surface, she looks like a perfectly innocent elementary school teacher but it was later revealed that she was a pedophile, who owned a bunch of kiddie porn.
* PedoHunt: Mrs. Horn was arrested for possessing child pornography.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Carbortion Wrex]]
!!Carbortion Wrex
A giant robot dinosaur who destroys cars.
----
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: He is a combination of a robot and a dinosaur.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Chastity]]
!!Chastity
A chaste Christian girl, who refuses to have sex until she's married. She is the daughter of Preacher Paul.
----
* ChastityCouple: She and Bullet. Well, ... until Bullet tricked her into thinking that Christianity allowed for premarital sex, so long as it was in a church and being the idiot she is, [[SuperGullible she believed it]].
* DumbBlonde: She is a blonde-haired woman, who will believe anything she hears.
* [[LikeFatherLikeSon Like Father, Like Daughter]]: She is a devout Christian and complete idiot, just like her dad.
* MeaningfulName: Her name is Chastity and she is chaste. Can't get more on the nose than that.
* ReligiousStereotype: Chastity is a stereotypical Christian girl, who mindlessly obeys her religion like a drone and never questions anything about it no matter how stupid it gets.
* SuperGullible: Believes in even the most paper-thin of lies perpetuated to her by Bullet.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Ted]]
!!Ted
A guy who works as the cashier at multiple different places.
----
* FlatCharacter: He has no personality, whatsoever and really only exists as a plot device.
* WhyDoYouKeepChangingJobs: He's been shown working at multiple different places, throughout the series. Most of the time, however, he works at Possum Pizza.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Eric]]
!!Eric
A nerdy boy who plays Dungeons & Dragons.
----
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Jesus Christ]]
!!Jesus Christ
[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin A holy Christian figure and the son of God]].
----
* JerkassGods: Jesus bullied Hopson in "Police Academy", by denying him entry to Heaven sending him back to Earth after he died. When Hopson returned, he was trapped in a coffin, so he only had a few minutes of air left before he died again. And from that point on, the cruel cycle kept repeating.
-->'''God''': Jesus! Are you bullying people with that list again?
-->'''Jesus''': ''[chuckles]'' Yeah, I am. Oh, I'm such a dick.
* MessianicArchetype: Well, duh.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Prop Cop]]
!!Prop Cop
A failed prop comic who now works as a police officer on Kevin's task force.
----
* PungeonMaster: Prop Cop is always telling jokes.
-->'''Prop Cop''': Boy, shit just got real. ''[takes out piece of shit]'' Get it? [[DontExplainTheJoke It's real shit]]! Boy, I pulled this joke out of my ass. What? Does this joke stink? Too corny?
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Handicop]]
!!Handicop
A racist, nihilistic quadriplegic police officer on Kevin's task force.
----
* DeadpanSnarker: Oh, yeah. This guy is a damn savage. Even Randall admits that.
-->'''Randall''': What do they call you? [[PunnyName Handicop]]?
-->'''Handicop''': Shut your cocksucking mouth. There are two things I don't like: Puerto Ricans and your shitty mustache that looks like two cat turds fucking like Puerto Ricans and [[AccidentallyAccurate yes, they call me Handicop]].
-->'''Randall''': Alright, at least this guy seems pretty cool.
* HandicappedBadass: Despite being in a wheelchair, Handicop is a kick-ass police officer.
* HypocriticalHumor: Handicop is constantly making racist comments against Scottish people. In "Task Force", [[spoiler:Handicop became un-crippled and [[SuddenlyVoiced started talking]] in a Scottish accent.]]
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: He is a parody on Stephen Hawking.
* PunnyName: His name is a pun on "Handicap".
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Siamese Twin Cops]]
!!Siamese Twin Cops
Siamese twins (a gay one named Ronnie and a straight one who's name was never revealed) on Kevin's task force.
----
* ConjoinedTwins: These two are conjoined at the heads.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Joe Biden]]
!!Joe Biden
A former Vice President of the United States back in 2009 to 2017, who has a crush on Dusty.
----
* ChubbyChaser: He tried to win Dusty's virginity through the Dark Web auction while jacking off to pictures of Dusty muttering, "I'm gonna get yo' fat ass!"
* DirtyOldMan: He wants to have sex with Dusty, and jerks off to pictures of Dusty from the Internet.
* TruthInTelevision: In a coincidental manner, the show depicted him to be pursuing the Democratic nomination for the 2020 election about eight months before Biden officially announced his campaign.
* {{Yandere}}: He outright tracked down Dusty to his apartment.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Glenda]]
!!Glenda
A prisoner in the women's penitentiary, who looks nearly identical to Dusty.
----
* GonkyFemme: Being a Dusty clone, she is big, burly, fat, gross, and has a somewhat masculine voice.
* IdenticalStranger: To Dusty.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Steve Rim Jobs]]
!!Steve Rim Jobs
The body of Steve Jobs, who survived due to being backed up into the cloud.
----
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although, they were because Steve Rim Jobs ''is'' in fact a direct portrayal of Steve Jobs. He just got a new name after being revived.
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Gwyneth Paltrow]]
!!Gwyneth Paltrow (AKA "The Celebrity We Can't Mention")
A depiction of Gwyneth Paltrow, whose name and face must be concealed due to fear of the show getting sued.
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* BackAlleyDoctor: A self-proclaimed "alternative medicine doctor", who just sells bullshit products to people like eggs to [[AssShove shove up your ass]] and diarrhea to rub on your head.
* BrownBagMask: She wore this to keep her identity a secret.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Although she was in fact a non-parodic version of Gwyneth Paltrow, they still kept her name and face hidden, to avoid getting in trouble with the real celebrity.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: Sort of. Her name can't be mentioned or else her real-life celebrity is going to summon her lawyers to sue the showrunners blind.
* TakeThat: The fact that the show goes to ridiculous extremes not to mention her name only makes it even more insulting to Gwyneth Paltrow, basically saying that she's an easily-offended pansy who can't take a joke.
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!!Agent Dunfore
An FBI agent who's only hours from retirement [[TemptingFate and it sure would be a shame if he were to die]].
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* IronicName: His name is literally "Agent Dunfore".
* NearDeathExperience: Before getting to the obvious punchline, the show does plenty of jokes, where Agent Dunfore just barely survives getting hit by a car, shot by a machine gun, or crushed by a meteor.
-->'''Dunfore''': Whoa! I almost died. And only six hours 'til retirement. Boy, would Beatrice have been sad? Plus, she's in a wheelchair and I'm the only one who can take care of her. Well, fortunately, soon we'll be dining in the finest restaurant in Jacksonville! Outback Steakhouse! Start blooming that onion, mates! Cuz I'm as alive as the right side of Beatrice's brain!
-->'''Kevin''': [[PhraseCatcher Yeah, that guy's fucked.]]
* PhraseCatcher: "Yeah, that guy's fucked."
* {{Retirony}}: The "living" embodiment of this trope.
* SacrificialLamb: Exists only as a joke character, who's entire storyline leads up to his inevitable death.
* TemptingFate: Every time he was on screen, he made a speech that made it hilariously obvious that he was gunna die.
-->'''Dunfore''': I'm so confident I'm going to survive this, that I'm not even going to bring my bulletproof vest just to save time.
* TheWorfEffect: Is shot dead to prove the true maliciousness of [[spoiler:Agent Clappers]].
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