History Characters / LifesAZoo

* PervertedPig: One thing that can be said about him is that his is Sleazy with a capital "sleaze". He regularly hits on Minou (though to no success), and is revealed in "Self Helpless" to have a blow-up sex doll that he named "Nina".

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a {{Precision F-Strike}}.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a {{Precision F-Strike}}.

* TheAlcoholic: Loves Vodka a lot.

* MommasBoy: He is very close to his mother, and any attempt to insult her is a sure way to make his blood boil.

* {{Unishment}}: In the first episode, he's rigged into believing he has a messy room with view on a power plant. He still thinks of it as a comfy room [[spoiler:until he falls into the bathroom where Minou is taking a shower]].

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a {{Precision F-Strike}}.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a {{Precision F-Strike}}.

* DudeShesLikeInAComa!: A non-kissing, accidental example. He unknowingly has sex with [[spoiler: a sleeping Morreski in “Scared Shirtless" that he mistook for Chi Chi.]]
* EverythingsBetterWithPenguins: Subverted, he is not a stereotypically cute and comical penguin, and has notable negative interactions with the other houseguests. However, he is considerably nicer [[spoiler: once he stops pretending to be a gangster.]]

* NerdGlasses: When he [[spoiler: goes back to being Dewey, he wears large, black glasses with tape around the bridge.]]

* TheOneWhoWearsShoes: The only character that is not barefoot, aside from [[spoiler: his mother. Must be a penguin thing.]]

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a {{Precision F-Strike}}.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a {{Precision F-Strike}}.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a {{Prcision F-Strike}}.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a {{Prcision F-Strike}}.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a {{Prcision F-Strike}}.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a {{Prcision F-Strike}}.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a {{Prcision F-Strike}}.

* BrainwashingForTheGreaterGood: Is on the receiving end of this in “The Breakfree Club”

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a [[PrecisionFStrike Precision F-Strike]].

* EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys: One of the nicer houseguests.

* TooDumbToLive: Some of his highlights include lighting a fart on fire off-screen and burning a huge portion of his fur, trying to call the phone company after learning that the phone line was cut off, and what ends up [[spoiler: getting him extincted: losing to Jake in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Keep in mind that Jake is a pig, so he has hooves and can only play ‘rock’. Ray manages to be baited into playing ‘scissors’ three times.]]

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a [[PrecisionFStrike Precision F-Strike]].

* BrainwashingForTheGreaterGood: Is on the receiving end of this in “The Breakfree Club”

* {{Gasshole}}: Introduced as being sickly and frequently having to puke. While [[CharacterizationMarchesOn that part of her character is quickly dropped]], her “pregnancy” in “Chi’s Having a Baby” turns out to be [[spoiler:[[GassyScare a deeply held fart]], and when Chi Chi unleashes, the stench goes across the entire mansion, and destroys the houseguests’ eggs.]]

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” ends with the other houseguests [[spoiler: trapping her in the same maze they were stuck in after she insulted them. Chi Chi wakes up confused, and has no idea where she is and how she got there.]]

* AccidentalPervert: In the first episode when [[spoiler: he uses the key he hid from Jake to open his room only to find out it's also Minou's and she was taking a shower]].

* BrainwashingForTheGreaterGood: Is on the receiving end of this in “The Breakfree Club”

* HiddenDepths: Always drunk, but is also quite wise and has many talents, from medical to culinary.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a PrecisionFStrike.

* MsFanservice: Mentioned several times to be this.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a [[PrecisionFStrike Precision F-Strike]].
* WrongGenreSavvy: When the houseguests have to jump out of a plane again in “The Breakfree Club”, Minou assumes that it’s fake, like with Claude, so she [[spoiler: jumps out without a parachute. Unfortunately for her, Bobbie’s version of the challenge involved a real plane.]]

* BrainwashingForTheGreaterGood: Is on the receiving end of this in “The Breakfree Club”

** In “Live and Let Diet”, he stabs himself with his switchblade after spending almost the entire episode threatening Ray with violence, hinting that he is not very skilled with weapons.

* HoistByHisOwnPetard: A non-villainous example. His attempts at giving Bobbie a taste of her own medicine and [[spoiler: hiding his true identity in “Truth or Consequences” work out at first. He destroys the TV before his mom shows up and reveals Bobbie’s real name, age, as well as the amount of plastic surgeries and divorces she’s had. However, Bobbie reveals his secret anyway, he admits to breaking the TV, his mom scolds him on live television, and he ends up being the second houseguest to get extincted.]]

* OutOfFocus: The least focused on member of the cast and the [[spoiler: second to get extincted]].
* TheReveal: Doctor D is [[spoiler: not a street-smart, violent gangster that grew up in the “hood”, but rather an obedient, nerdy, former shoe store worker named “Dewey Dewson” that grew up in a comfy suburban town and was Employee of the Month fifteen consecutive times at the shoe store he worked at.]]

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a [[PrecisionFStrike Precision F-Strike]].

* BrainwashingForTheGreaterGood: Is on the receiving end of this in “The Breakfree Club”

* FourIsDeath: He was [[spoiler: the fourth one eliminated]] in both seasons, and had [[spoiler: to be hospitalized after his elimination in Bobbie’s run.]]

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a [[PrecisionFStrike Precision F-Strike]].

* {{Cuckold}}: While he was dating Chi Chi, she slept with Doctor D. And Morreski. And Minou.

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* CurbStompBattle: Morreski beats the ever living hell out of the doctor in “Random Acts of Niceness” after he took one step too far with insulting Morreski's mother. His loss against Chi Chi in “Dr. D Plays House” is pretty much a verbal equivalent once she gets the upper hand.

* AnimationAgeGhetto; In “2D or not 2D”, he chastises Ray for watching cartoons, which he claims are for “children and thirty-something losers that still live with their parents”. When the cast turns into cartoons, Rico is the most openly unpleased.

* EverythingIsMessierWithPigs: Jake's character design is nauseating and not helping is the fact that we see him do all sorts of disgusting things including having sex with a Papaya.

* AmusingInjuries: All of his injuries are Played for Laughs.

* AnimalStereotypes: Has a fun, playful personality, and is a rebel, also incredibly reckless and messy.

* ButtMonkey: He is an Orangutan after all.

A Canadian pig with extreme perverted tendencies, an affinity for scheming, and a distorted perspective of himself. [[spoiler: The sixth and last housemate to be eliminated, being voted out unanimously by the other losers in the finale. However, Chi Chi forfeits her prize, making Jake the technical winner. Unfortunately, he blows the house up after the original winner was announced, losing his prize.]]

A Canadian pig with extreme perverted tendencies, an affinity for scheming, and a distorted perspective of himself.

* AnimalStereotypes: Greedy and Selfish much like a pig.

An orangutan who has the mind of a perpetual teenager and a love for partying, cartoons, video games, and rock and roll.

An overweight Chinese panda and fifth grade teacher with a sweet demeanor and a voracious appetite.

An elderly alcoholic Russian bear who is always carrying a bottle of vodka and can always recall stories about his homeland.

A Jamaican panther and glamorous former supermodel who vainly expects the camera to be on her on all times and to ultimately win the mansion.

A penguin with violent and impulsive tendencies who walks and talks like a stereotypical rapping gangsta.

A Colombian crocodile who embodies every gay stereotype in the book, from his voice to his mannerisms to his fashion sense.

* CasanovaWannabe: Not as much as Jake but his advances are shot down by Minou just as quick as Jake's and he only managed to [[spoiler: have sex with Chi Chi because she was unaware]].

* Bigger Is Better in Bed, in the episode it’s not easy being Chi Chi. Jake steals a recording of Ray and Chi Chi having sex for two hours and while nothing is shown to the audience we hear Jake yelling in surprise before being cut off by a scene transition that Ray has a massive penis.

A Canadian pig in his thirties with extremely perverted tendencies, an affinity for scheming and a distorted perspective on himself.

An orangutan in his mid-twenties from a Western Canadian town with a perpetually teenaged mind and a love for partying, cartoons, video games, and rock and roll.

A 32-year old Chinese panda and fifth grade teacher with a sweet demeanour and a voracious appetite.

* AnimalStereotypes: Likes eating, usually peaceful but can get aggresive, adorable, definitely a Panda.

A 62-year old alcoholic Russian bear who is always carrying a bottle of vodka, and can always recall stories about his homeland.

A Jamaican panther and glamourous former supermodel who vainly expects the camera to be on her on all times, and ultimately win the mansion.

A penguin that walks and talks like a stereotypical rapping gangster with a tendency of being impulsive and violent.

* GangstaStyle: A walking stereotype.

A 29-year old Columbian gay crocodile that embodies every gay stereotype in the book, from his voice to his mannerisms, to his fashion sense.

* Bigger Is Better in Bed, in the episode it’s not easy being Chi Chi. Jake steals a recording of Ray and Chi Chi having sex for two hours and while nothing is shown to the audience we hear Jake yelling in surprised before being cut off by a scene transition that Ray has a massive penis.

* Bigger Is Better in Bed, in the episode it’s not easy being Chi Chi. Jake steals a recording of Ray and Chi Chi having sex for two hours and while nothing is shown to the audience we hear Jake yelling is surprised before being cut off by a scene transition that Ray has a massive penis.

* ButtMonkey: Is the subject of many beatdowns, get's made fun of at every turn, and just can't seem to catch a break.

* JerkWithAHeartOfJerk: However he's still worse than all the other houseguest's and [[spoiler: planned to blow up the mansion with Chi-Chi in it because he lost the show]].

* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: “Rayland” ends with him being on the receiving end of one of these. The person beating him up? [[spoiler: Literally every other houseguest.]]

* ButtMonkey: Suffer many injuries after [[spoiler: she ends up as a Bandage Mummy]].

* {{Gasshole}}: Introduced as being sickly and frequently having to puke. While [[CharacterizationMarchesOn that part of her character is quickly dropped]], her “pregnancy” in “Chi’s Having a Baby” turns out to be [[spoiler: a deeply held fart, and when Chi Chi unleashes, the stench goes across the entire mansion, and destroys the houseguests’ eggs.]]

* {{Gasshole}}: Introduced as being sickly and frequently having to puke. While that part of her character is quickly dropped, her “pregnancy” in “Chi’s Having a Baby” turns out to be [[spoiler: a deeply held fart, and when Chi Chi unleashes, the stench goes across the entire mansion, and destroys the houseguests’ eggs.]]

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* DudeShesLikeInAComa!: A non-kissing, accidental example. He unknowingly has sex with [[spoiler: a sleeping Morreski in “Scared Shirtless”, who he mistook for Chi Chi.]]

** In "Scared Shirtless”, he, a supposed sexually experienced gangster, fails to woo either Minou or Chi Chi. Although in the latter’s case, [[spoiler: Doctor D is unaware that the person he had sex with in the dark isn’t her.]]

* MommasBoy: [[spoiler: turns out to be one, he's actually a polite shoe store worker named Dewey Dewson who is very obedient towards his mother]].

* BadassGrandpa: At the age of 62, he is the oldest character, and he is definitely someone you would not want to piss off.

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Wakes up in an empty white room in “Big Brother, Where Art Thou” and like the others, barring Chi Chi, responds with a [[PrecisionFStrike Precision F-Strike]].

* CanadaEh: Not a stereotype, but him being Canadian is the first thing we learn about him. Jake also has a notable accent when he says “about” and “sorry”.

* CoolShades: He wears whites ones that completely hides his eyes.

* HoistByHisOwnPetard: A non-villainous example. His attempts to give Bobbie a taste of her own medicine and [[spoiler: hide his secret about his true identity in “Truth or Consequences” works out at first. He destroys the TV before his mom shows up and reveals Bobbie’s real name, age, as well as the amount of plastic surgeries and divorces she’s had. However, Bobbie reveals his secret anyway, he admits to breaking the TV, his mom scolds him on live television, and he ends up being the second houseguest to get extincted.]]

* JerkassFacade: Behind his thuggish persona hides a much more respectful soul.