History Characters / ItsMyLife

The skeletons that used to belong to Atlas and P-Body, as according to Marissa's logic, skeletons have independent personalities from the flesh and meat (or metal, in this case) surrounding them. They are quickly recruited by Skepkitty while he is forming his falmer army.

Portal High School's AlphaBitch. She is introduced as one of the main antagonists of ''THE KILL OF SNAPE'', however, Wheatly quickly puts her to her place once he reveals her much more sinister plans.

* CreatorBreakdown - [[inuniverse]] In later chapters, especially in TEEN FORTRESS 2, Marrissa becomes increasingly angry in her author's notes and the spelling will at those times [[{{Angrish}} get even worse than usual]]. She's also started writing in the various "Falmer Trolls" as some form a revenge, derailing the main story to work in things to annoy them. TEEN FORTRESS 2 also has even more nonsensical plot twits and a ''lot'' of {{Gorn}} compared to ITS MY LIFE!

Gabe Jonson's friends at the senior grade of Portal High School, they really are nothing more than a team of nine characters (however, it is never mentioned if they are RED or BLU [[spoiler:until the end, when "Bluman" recruits them and "Redman" makes their clones]]) from ''Team Fortress 2''. They are able to fight on their own, and are fairly smart.

They are later sent by President Abraham Lincoln to help Marrissa in the Games she is participating in.

* SockPuppet - Of Creator/SueMary. Of course, when they join the same Tumblr blog, they're two different people à la Creator/SachaBaronCohen's characters.

They got a cameo as a gang of bullies that failed their graduations and were eaten quite unceremoniously.

Insane Guy of DOOM's alter ego here is your typical fanfiction nut who is only ever acquainted with half of her source works, [[CloudCuckooLander has the approximate reasoning of a three-year-old child]] and [[RougeAnglesOfSatin who is lucky if she can get a D- from spelling classes]]. Add in the fact that while she is able to write longer stories than Creator/SueMary, they aren't necessarily better in plot or characterization, and are still smeared in the same kind of {{Gorn}} humor that Sue Mary loves writing about, and finish with a pinch of MarySue [[SelfInsert self-insertion]]. Now you know what is wrong with [=MarrissaTheWriter=]. And yes, you heard that right; she will even occasionally misspell her own nickname.

** In the Script/TelltaleFanficTheater3000 MST of Sue Mary stories, Insane Guy of DOOM tells that "my goal for ITS MY LIFE! was to make a Portal “My Immortal written in the style of Dark Yagami”."

![[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/998182/ Insane Guy of DOOM]]

* CanonImmigrant - Despite being originally conceived by Insane Guy of DOOM, he still takes a lot of clues from his [[FanFic/ITSMYLIFEExpandedUniverse Expanded Universe]] counterpart, Skepness Man Beauregarde.

Like Sweary Guy, they are also from a rather obscure work of fiction. However, Insane Guy of DOOM hasn't named it yet.

* AnachronismStew - He's the president in a time period with computers and televisions, Ferraris and MileyCyrus (but not Music/JustinBieber or Film/BackToTheFuture).

This group, according to Marrissa herself, comprises of "Not" Cat Bountry with the DramaticReading and Selphuerel, who has done nothing other than praising the story with the reviews. (Though, Cat Bouncy recently has quit praising the story, and is not reading TEEN FORTRESS 2.) Among the other notable fans of the story is also Arrow-Awesome with [[RecursiveFanfiction two fan stories]] ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7187436/1/MarissaxChell MarissaxChell]]'' and ''Portla 3'' (sadly LostForever).

As she had followed the story before coming out as transgender, in a couple of stories she is mentioned as male. This in-story avatar of her briefly served as the Principal of Portal High School after Principal GLaDOS was killed. Later he married [[Blog/TheHalfWorld Skep]] and became a falmer troll, only to get a "divortion" and return to help Marrissa in the Hunger Games as part of her prep team. He is later revealed to hate the Flamer Trolls because [[Blog/TheHalfWorld Skepkitty]] makes him pay child support for their son in foster care, "Skepness Man". Later it turns out he is also the father of Caroline, and incriminates her for publishing nudes of herself on Website/MySpace.

->RAT MAN - A guy hoo fites the bad robots lick GLaDOS an ATLAS AN P-POTY! He replased his man thingys wif BALLS OF STEEL an was lost in spase an died or is he? Winkwhinkstoryplotdevelop

The author of the eponymous "the cake is a lie" phrase, Ratman is a rebel soldier of GLaDOS and the fusion [=CHELLGaDOS=] until Marrissa came back from the future.

!!GLaDOS

->GLaDOS - She is teh biggest mean dum goth emo computer women ever!!!212 I killed her fourever an dhw was defeeted an killt by the zomboys from Dead Space.

** TheNineties: The main events of ''Literature/HarryPotter'', as well as the activation of GLaDOS, are believed to be in this period of time.

!!Principal GLaDOS

This fic's take on Chell is a brain-damaged woman on whose head the only thought is [[SymBionicTitan booty-quaking]] (though, upon becoming a zombie she seems to be smarter and the whole brain damage thing may be orchestrated by [=GLaDOS=]). However, minus brain damage, she is a fairly nice woman and knows that [=GLaDOS=] is evil.

Tropes:

* WhatCouldHaveBeen - Among the many plot bunnies that Insane Guy of DOOM had on Gobo, some included him actually being someone else in disguise, ranging from [=GLaDOS=] to [=Voldemort=] to even a time-travelling elderly WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse.

Appeared in one scene to try and volunteer for Prim, only for President Snow to reveal she can't because of fecal incontinence. Her incident is frequently referred to later. She is later revealed to have been [[spoiler:kidnapped by "Vass from FarCry3" and sold as a "sexing slave in Asian".]]

The President of the United States during "the past" which appears [[ArtisticLicenseHistory to be the 90s]]. He has awarded Marrissa, Teen Fortress 2, Ratmann and Gabe Johnson medals for their acts of bravery in ITS MY LIFE! and keeps a keen interest in Marrissa. Currently he is using [[Film/MenInBlack Agents J and K]] to watch over her in the future.

!Marrissa Roberts

!Wheatly

!Chell

!Ratman

!Oracle Turrent

!Chell Junor

!GLaDOS

!Atlas and P-Boy/P-Body

!Andord Hell zombies

![=CHELLGaDOS=]

!Assirram Strebor

!Gabe Jonson and Caroline

!(Good) Teen Fortress 2

!! Scot "Scout" Parker

!! Tanya "Pyro" Lockwood

!! Katty Smithereens

!! Spy

!! Other classes

!Ratman (the past)

!Wheatly (the past)

Wheatly was originally a guy from Britain named Harry, who had a girlfriend Jenny who was sent to Portal High School to kill Mr. Sanpe. During the course of the events he went undercover, changed his name to Wheatly, and altered his appearance to "tall with blond hare an gassses an like nerd" but got amnesia and forgot his name was ever Harry, which followed him being turned into a robo ball and sent to the future.

* MoeAnthropomorphism - Of the robo ball from Portal 2.
** This also leads to [[spoiler:BrainUploading orchestrated by Cave Jonson (the evil twin).]]
*** Actually, [[spoiler:in Marrissa's canon Wheatly remained mostly organic. All that happened was the skeleton and one eye were removed, somehow making his body ball-shaped, the other eye was enlarged and the skin was turned into metal. He even got to keep his testicles.]]

!UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln

!Cave Jonson and Evil/"Bad" Teen Fortress 2

!Portal High School teachers

Principal GLaDOS

Tropes:


-->What were Caroline’s grandparents smoking?

* NegativeContinuity: Business Man's activities since TEEN FORTRESS 2 appear to be from FanFic/InvaderZimBornAgainChristian, which Marrissa insisted was in a separate continuity. Even if [=IZBAC=] ''was'' in this continuity it still wouldn't make sense, as Business Man is killed and fused with Skepkitty to become "Skepness Man", who was then killed by [[JohnnyTheHomicidalManiac Nny]].

[[WMG:[[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2936305/ MarissaTheWriter]]]]

* CreatorBreakdown - In later chapters, especially in TEEN FORTRESS 2, Marrissa becomes increasingly angry in her author's notes and the spelling will at those times [[{{Angrish}} get even worse than usual]]. She's also started writing in the various "Falmer Trolls" as some form a revenge, derailing the main story to work in things to annoy them. TEEN FORTRESS 2 also has even more nonsensical plot twits and a ''lot'' of {{Gorn}} compared to ITS MY LIFE!

[[WMG:[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2323369/ASBusinessMagnet ASBusinessMagnet / Business Man / Business Lady]]]]

->What the hell? Me and Peeta is a ship? NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. I’M NOT GAY.[[note]]written before he came out as trans[[/note]]

[[WMG:[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3150339/Logic_Editor Logic Editor]] (real name Matthew Riggs)]]

* BetterThanCanon - This is his intention.

[[WMG:Reel fans]]

[[WMG:Falmer trollz]]

[[WMG:[[https://www.fanfiction.net/u/998182/ Insane Guy of DOOM]]]]

[[WMG:Marrissa Roberts]]

* MarySue

[[WMG:Wheatly]]

[[WMG:Chell]]

Tropes:

* WhatCouldHaveBeen - The original draft of ITS MY LIFE! had Chell take the role of Marrissa, complete with her being pregnant with Wheatly's child, but the author didn't deem it funny enough. There is still a bit of a Wheatly/Marissa/Chell SiblingTriangle persistent in the final fic.

[[WMG:Ratman]]

[[WMG:Oracle Turrent]]

[[WMG:Chell Junor]]

* {{Shipping}} - Despite being still a baby, she has already been shipped with Skepness Man.

[[WMG:GLaDOS]]

* {{Wangst}}

[[WMG:Atlas and P-Boy/P-Body]]

[[WMG:Andord Hell zombies]]

[[WMG:[=CHELLGaDOS=]]]

[[WMG:Assirram Strebor]]

[[WMG:Gabe Jonson and Caroline]]

[[WMG:(Good) Teen Fortress 2]]

[[WMG:Ratman (the past)]]

[[WMG:Wheatly (the past)]]

[[WMG:UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln]]

[[WMG:Cave Jonson and Evil/"Bad" Teen Fortress 2]]

[[WMG:Portal High School teachers]]

[[WMG:Principal GLaDOS]]

[[WMG:Primrose Everdeen]]

[[WMG:Peeta Peeta Sandwich Eater]]

[[WMG:Katniss Everdeen]]

[[WMG:Gale Thunderpants]]

[[WMG:Agents J and K]]

[[WMG:President Snow]]

[[WMG:Haymitch Abernathy]]

[[WMG: Sweary Guy]]

[[WMG: Captian Whip Whitaker]]

[[WMG:Other tributes]]

[[WMG:[[VideoGame/BioShockInfinite Robot and Roslalonde Lettuce]]]]

[[WMG:Skepness Man Lettuce]]

[[WMG:Bertha Boombooms]]

->What the hell? Me and Peeta is a ship? NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. I’M NOT GAY.[[note]]written before she came out as trans[[/note]]

* FailOSuckyname:
-->Caroline’s mother is named Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System?

Marrissa's and Wheatly's child. Besides being half-human, half-robot ball, not much is known about her.

->'''Robot:''' Yay / Lick the time we had to kill [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy JFK]].

Insane Guy of DOOM's alter ego here is your typical fanfiction nut who is only ever acquainted with half of her source works, [[CloudCuckooLander has the approximate reasoning of a three-year-old child]] and [[RougeAnglesOfSatin who is lucky if she can get a D- from spelling classes]]. Add in the fact that while she is able to write longer stories than Creator/SueMary, they aren't necessarily better in plot or characterization, and are still smeared in the same kind of {{Gorn}} humor that Sue Mary loves writing about, and finish with a pinch of MarySue [[SelfInsert self-insertion]]. Now you know what is wrong with [=MarrissaTheWriter=].