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!!Warning- Spoilers!

(for Hitler vs Vader Round 2 see [[Characters/ERBSeason1 Season 1]])

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[[folder: Master Chief vs Leonidas]]

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[[folder: Mario Bros vs Wright Bros]]

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[[folder: Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley]]

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[[folder: Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe]]

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* BerserkButton: She's visibly pissed when Cleopatra brings up how she never had children.

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* BerserkButton: She's visibly pissed when Cleopatra brings up how she never had ~~children.~~children due to miscarriages.

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[[folder: Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates]]

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!! [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000]]
-> '''Voiced by:''' Peter Shukoff

* CreepyMonotone: His tone is flat and at most only slightly teasing.
* DarkHorseVictory: Strongly implied to be the case InUniverse with the line "everything you build leads up to me."
* FauxAffablyEvil: Opens his verse with "I'm sorry, Bill, I can't let you do that", but is clearly not actually apologetic in any way.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: No one (not Jobs, Gates, or even the audience) expected him to show up.
* KillerRobot: Plans to kill Bill and then take over.
* NothingIsScarier: He neither moves on his own nor does he visibly emote.
* OutsideContextProblem: Neither Jobs nor Gates was prepared for him.
* RidiculouslyHumanRobots: Dares Gates to TuringTest him.
* TakeAThirdOption:
--> "I stomp on a Mac and a PC too, I'm on Linux, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]. I thought you GNU."
* WhamLine:
--> "I'm sorry, Bill. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."
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[[folder: Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury]]

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[[folder: Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney]]

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[[folder: Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood]]

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[[folder: Batman vs Sherlock Holmes]]

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[[folder: Moses vs Santa Claus]]

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[[folder: Adam vs Eve]]

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[[folder: Gandhi vs Martin Luther King]]

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[[folder: Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison]]

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[[folder: Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong]]

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-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

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-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd ~~Ahlquist~~
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[[folder: Mozart vs Skrillex]]

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[[folder: Rasputin vs Stalin]]

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!! [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000]]
-> '''Voiced by:''' Peter Shukoff

* CreepyMonotone: His tone is flat and at most only slightly teasing.
* DarkHorseVictory: Strongly implied to be the case InUniverse with the line "everything you build leads up to me."
* FauxAffablyEvil: Opens his verse with "I'm sorry, Bill, I can't let you do that", but is clearly not actually apologetic in any way.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: No one (not Jobs, Gates, or even the audience) expected him to show up.
* KillerRobot: Plans to kill Bill and then take over.
* NothingIsScarier: He neither moves on his own nor does he visibly emote.
* OutsideContextProblem: Neither Jobs nor Gates was prepared for him.
* RidiculouslyHumanRobots: Dares Gates to TuringTest him.
* TakeAThirdOption:
--> "I stomp on a Mac and a PC too, I'm on Linux, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]. I thought you GNU."
* WhamLine:
--> "I'm sorry, Bill. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

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%%* * RockBeatsLaser: Claims his rock hard abs are tougher than Master Chief's armor.

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%%* * GutturalGrowler: All of his lines are spoken in a very deep raspy voice.

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* OutsideContextVillain: Neither Jobs nor Gates was prepared for him.

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* ~~OutsideContextVillain:~~ OutsideContextProblem: Neither Jobs nor Gates was prepared for him.

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* CleopatraNose: Being the real thing she has the nose.

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!!Bill Gates

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~~!!Bill Gates~~!![[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Bill Gates]]

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!! [[Film/TheTenCommandments Moses]]
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!! ~~[[Film/TheTenCommandments~~ [[Literature/TheBible Moses]]
-> '''Played by:''' ~~Snoop Dogg/Snoop~~ Music/SnoopDogg[=/=]Snoop Lion

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!! Martin Luther King, Jr.

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!! [[UsefulNotes/CivilRightsMovement Martin Luther King, Jr.]]

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!!Lance Armstrong

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~~!!Lance Armstrong~~!![[UsefulNotes/TourDeFrance Lance Armstrong]]

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!!Babe Ruth

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~~!!Babe Ruth~~!![[UsefulNotes/{{Baseball}} Babe Ruth]]

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-->'''Doc Brown: (verse one)''' "I'm not certain what sort of scientific authority you're supposed to be,"

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-->'''Doc Brown: (verse one)''' "I'm not certain what sort of scientific authority ~~you're supposed~~ you purport to be,"

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* BoringInsult: According to him, Eastwood's movies are "slow as a tortoise."

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* TheWatson: In Sherlock's last verse, Watson simply praises him.

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* TheWatson: ~~In Sherlock's last verse, Watson simply praises him.~~
Watson's lines are typically asking Sherlock to explain something or himself stating the obvious.

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* CrimefightingWithCash: Part of Holmes' deduction as to how Batman [[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys maintains his crimefighting gear]].
* {{Facepalm}}: Batman's reaction to his sidekick.

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* CrimefightingWithCash: Part of Holmes' deduction as to how Batman [[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys maintains his crimefighting ~~gear]].~~
gear]]; "his wealth would allow this adversary of ours to afford the tools he needs..."
* {{Facepalm}}: Batman's reaction to his ~~sidekick.~~sidekick's antics.

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* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: While Batman isn't exactly a warm and fuzzy person (and he all but dismisses his sidekick), he shows much more concern for the lives of the people that he's fighting to protect. He even calls Holmes out for willingly putting people in danger to solve a mystery, which is something he would never do.
* {{Keet}}: Robin's enthusiasm contrast to Bat's usual mood.

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* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: While Batman isn't ~~exactly~~ a warm and fuzzy person (and he all but dismisses his sidekick), he shows much more concern for the lives of the people that he's fighting to protect. He even calls Holmes out for willingly putting people in danger to solve a mystery, which is something he would never do.
* {{Keet}}: Robin's enthusiasm is a contrast to Bat's usual mood.

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* LonelyAtTheTop: [[spoiler:Without Steve Jobs.]]
--> Fine, you wanna be like that, [[spoiler:die then! The whole world loved you, but ''you were my friend!'' I'm alone now with nothing but power and time...]]

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* LonelyAtTheTop: [[spoiler:Without Steve ~~Jobs.]]~~
Jobs]], he has no one left to challenge his brilliant mind.
--> Fine, you wanna be like that, [[spoiler:die then! The whole world loved you, but ''you were my ~~friend!''~~ friend!'']] I'm alone now with nothing but power and ~~time...]]~~time...

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* IntergenerationalFriendship: As in the movies, Doc and Marty are close friends. So when Dr. Who takes a stab at Marty, Doc comes to his defense and tells Dr. Who to leave Marty out of it.

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* IntergenerationalFriendship: *IntergenerationalFriendship: As in the movies, Doc and Marty are close friends. So when Dr. Who takes a stab at Marty, Doc comes to his defense and tells Dr. Who to leave Marty out of it.

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* PretenderDiss: Doc pointedly questions Dr. Who's credentials twice during the battle:

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* PretenderDiss: *PretenderDiss: Doc pointedly questions Dr. Who's credentials twice during the battle:

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** Then, in verse two, he mocks the Thardis:

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** Then, **Then, in verse two, he mocks the ~~Thardis:~~TARDIS while making a squat:

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* IAmYourOpponent: The 4th Doctor trails off into a jab against Marty, and Doc Brown declares "Your fight is with me, Scarfy!"

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* IAmYourOpponent: ~~The~~ When the 4th Doctor ~~trails off~~ segues into a jab ~~against~~ at Marty, ~~and~~ Doc Brown declares ~~"Your fight~~ "This is ~~with me, Scarfy!"~~between US, Scarfy!"
*IntergenerationalFriendship: As in the movies, Doc and Marty are close friends. So when Dr. Who takes a stab at Marty, Doc comes to his defense and tells Dr. Who to leave Marty out of it.

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* PapaWolf: When the Doctor makes fun of Marty [=McFly=], he jumps to defend him.

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* PapaWolf: When *PretenderDiss: Doc pointedly questions Dr. Who's credentials twice during the ~~Doctor makes fun~~ battle:
-->'''Doc Brown: (verse one)''' "I'm not certain what sort of ~~Marty [=McFly=],~~ scientific authority you're supposed to be,"
-->"but I'm a REAL doctor. Where'd you get YOUR degree?"
**Then, in verse two, he ~~jumps to defend him.~~mocks the Thardis:
-->'''Doc Brown:''' "And I'll use your port-a-potty "time machine" as my latrine."

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* BewareTheSillyOnes: With the funny faces, weird outfit, LargeHam tendencies and family-friendly mad science of the source material, it'd be easy to write Doc Brown off as a JokeCharacter. However, he's one of the few participants that opted to straight up [[CuttingTheKnot murder his opponent rather than compete in a rap battle]] and considering he [[GoodThingYouCanHeal forces a regeneration]] out of The Doctor, he's arguable successful.

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* NoIndoorVoice: He's shouting almost all the time.

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* NoIndoorVoice: He's shouting ~~almost all~~ most of the time.

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* SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong: [[spoiler: Due to time reversing towards the end of the episode, he stops the rap before he can be killed again.]]

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* SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong: [[spoiler: Due to time reversing towards the end of the episode, he Tenth Doctor stops the rap before he can be killed again.]]

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* TimeyWimeyBall: He starts the titular monologue, but decides against it mid-rap.

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* TimeyWimeyBall: He starts the titular monologue, but decides against it mid-rap. "You're not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time...it's more like a rug really...oh but never mind."

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* CloudCuckoolander: Lee claims that he is one and brings up the [[NeverLiveItDown infamous]] [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama chair]] [[MemeticMutation incident]].

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* CloudCuckoolander: Lee claims that he is one and brings up the [[NeverLiveItDown infamous]] [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama ~~chair]] [[MemeticMutation~~ chair incident]].

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* GutturalGrowler: This is Clint Eastwood after all.
* HongKongDub: Deliberately invoked against Bruce while discussing the trope.

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* GutturalGrowler: This is Clint Eastwood after all.
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* HongKongDub: Deliberately invoked against Bruce while discussing the ~~trope.~~trope and how often it was in Bruce's movies.

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* PunctuatedForEmphasis: The end of his first verse, with bullets.

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* PunctuatedForEmphasis: The end of his first verse, with ~~bullets.~~bullets and an f bomb.

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\"His opinion\" means absolutely nothing. What is his opinion?

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* RockBeatsLaser: His opinion.
* SwordAndSandal: This is all he wears, plus a cape.

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* RockBeatsLaser: His opinion.
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* SwordAndSandal: ~~This is all he wears, plus a~~ He's minimally dressed compared to the fully armored Master Chief; sandals, loin cloth, and cape. He's from B.C. Sparta after all instead of the far future.

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* HistoricalVillainUpgrade: In RealLife, Elvis was a NiceGuy who felt that his title wasn't deserved in favor of his black inspirations in the genre. Here, he smugly jokes about how he stole from black culture as a pretense to take a jab at Jackson.

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* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere]: No one (not Jobs, Gates, or even the audience) expected him to show up.

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* ~~GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere]:~~ FauxAffablyEvil: Opens his verse with "I'm sorry, Bill, I can't let you do that", but is clearly not actually apologetic in any way.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: No one (not Jobs, Gates, or even the audience) expected him to show up.

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* AntagonistInMourning: [[spoiler:After Steve Jobs goes to heaven he is distraught.]]

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* HeroAntagonist [[AntagonistInMourning In Mourning]]: [[spoiler:After Steve Jobs goes to heaven he is distraught.]]

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* CripplingOverspecialization: Freddie accuses him of having this because all Frank can do is sing, and only in a certain style. Sinatra doesn't act [[note]] Mercury must've forgotten Sinatra won the UsefulNotes/AcademyAward for Best Supporting Actor for ''FromHereToEternity'' [[/note]], dance and he didn't write ([[{{Irony}} the song called "My Way"]], as Mercury points out.)

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* CripplingOverspecialization: Freddie accuses him of having this because all Frank can do is sing, and only in a certain style. Sinatra doesn't act [[note]] Mercury must've forgotten Sinatra won the UsefulNotes/AcademyAward for Best Supporting Actor for ~~''FromHereToEternity''~~ ''Film/FromHereToEternity'' [[/note]], dance and he didn't write ([[{{Irony}} the song called "My Way"]], as Mercury points out.)

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* RedOniBlueOni: The blue to Leonidas' red; he doesn't do an shouting or wild gesturing.

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* RedOniBlueOni: The blue to Leonidas' red; he doesn't do an any shouting or wild gesturing.

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* Jerkass: Gates think so, as he comments that Jobs is an arrogant prick who only cares about money.

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* ~~Jerkass:~~ {{Jerkass}}: Gates think so, as he comments that Jobs is an arrogant prick who only cares about money.

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* Jerkass: Gates think so, as he comments that Jobs is an arrogant prick who only cares about money.

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* MoneyDearBoy: InUniverse, Jobs confirms that ultimately he only cares about profit.

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* HeroAntagonist [[AntagonistInMourning In Mourning]]: [[spoiler:After Steve Jobs goes to heaven he is distraught.]]

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* AntagonistInMourning : [[spoiler:After Steve Jobs goes to heaven he is distraught.]]

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* AnalogyBackfire: He says a man uses a PC to pay taxes and uses a Mac to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes. Bill Gates' expression at this line clearly spells "That means your stuff is worthless because ''my'' tech helps the man in question not become a ''criminal'' and yours does not." [[note]]Since tax evasion, intentional or not, is a very strong crime in most if not all countries.[[/note]]

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* BadassBoast: "I sense a universe of infinite energy and no potential for threat from this enemy!"

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* BadassBoast: "I sense a universe of infinite energy and no potential for threat from this ~~enemy!"~~enemy!" and his best line in the rap "You did not steal ''from'' me, ''you stole me'' FROM MANKIND!"

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* UsefulNotes/NewJersey: He claims that he's so dope he makes this place look good.

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* UsefulNotes/NewJersey: He claims that he's so dope he makes this place look ~~good.~~good all by himself!

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\"Much like in the games\" and nothing else. It\'s lazy it what it is.

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* BadassBaritone: Much like in the games.

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* BadassBaritone: Much like in the ~~games.~~games, he has a deep voice

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* MadeOfIron: Referenced by Stalin.

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* MadeOfIron: ~~Referenced~~ His famous multi-killing assassination is referenced by Stalin.

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* AscendedToAHigherPlaneOfExistence: He doesn't die; his body dissolves after he says that he's leaving so he can make Heaven turn a profit.
* BadassBookworm: Like Bill he is rapping, hugely successful, tech guy.
%%* BaldOfAwesome: Not all of his hair has gone, but almost all of it.

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* AscendedToAHigherPlaneOfExistence: He [[spoiler:He doesn't die; his body dissolves after he says that he's leaving so he can make Heaven turn a ~~profit.~~
profit.]]
* BadassBookworm: Like Bill he is a rapping, hugely successful, tech guy.
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* DrunkWithPower: Everything before Steve's death was playful jibing. Afterwards, he goes nuts, possibly leading to the creation of HAL 9000, who in turn implies a Terminator-esque apocalypse.

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* DrunkWithPower: Everything before ~~Steve's~~ [[spoiler:Steve's death was playful jibing. Afterwards, he goes nuts, possibly leading to the creation of HAL 9000, who in turn implies a Terminator-esque apocalypse.]]

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* HoistByHisOwnPetard: HAL implies that Gates is responsible for his creation.
* HowDareYouDieOnMe: Gets hit ''hard'' with this after Steve Jobs dies. "Fine! Wanna be like that!? DIE THEN!"
* JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope: [[DownplayedTrope He doesn't do anything particularly horrible,]] but goes overboard with Pride and {{Badass Boast}}s when Steve Jobs leaves. In the process he may have tinkered with forces beyond his understanding.
* LonelyAtTheTop: Without Steve Jobs.
--> Fine, you wanna be like that, die then! The whole world loved you, but ''you were my friend!'' I'm alone now with nothing but power and time...
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: His creations end up progenerating HAL 9000.

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* HoistByHisOwnPetard: ~~HAL~~ [[spoiler:HAL implies that Gates is responsible for his ~~creation.~~
creation.]]
* HowDareYouDieOnMe: ~~Gets~~ [[spoiler:Gets hit ''hard'' with this after Steve Jobs dies. "Fine! Wanna be like that!? DIE ~~THEN!"~~
THEN!"]]
* JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope: [[DownplayedTrope He doesn't do anything particularly horrible,]] but goes overboard with Pride and {{Badass Boast}}s when ~~Steve~~ [[spoiler:Steve Jobs ~~leaves.~~ leaves.]] In the process he may have tinkered with forces beyond his understanding.
* LonelyAtTheTop: ~~Without~~ [[spoiler:Without Steve ~~Jobs.~~
Jobs.]]
--> Fine, you wanna be like that, ~~die~~ [[spoiler:die then! The whole world loved you, but ''you were my friend!'' I'm alone now with nothing but power and ~~time...~~
time...]]
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: His creations end up ~~progenerating HAL~~ pro generating [[spoiler:HAL 9000.]]

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* OhCrap: After HAL starts speaking he is worried. In the behind the scenes video, he is told to imagine that he just walked into a cave... and then realized there was a lion already inside it.
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* OhCrap: After ~~HAL~~ [[spoiler:HAL starts speaking he is ~~worried.~~ worried.]] In the behind the scenes video, he is told to imagine that he just walked into a cave... and then realized there was a lion already inside it.
* AntagonistInMourning : ~~After~~ [[spoiler:After Steve Jobs goes to heaven he is ~~distraught.~~ distraught.]]

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* TakeOverTheWorld: Proclaims the world to be his when Jobs disappears... right before HAL starts speaking to him.

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* TakeOverTheWorld: Proclaims the world to be his when ~~Jobs~~ [[spoiler:Jobs disappears... right before HAL starts speaking to him.]]

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* VictoryIsBoring: The latter half of the line "I'm alone now with nothing but power and time, and no one on Earth who can challenge my mind" after Steve vanishes implies this.

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* VictoryIsBoring: The latter half of the line ~~"I'm~~ [[spoiler:"I'm alone now with nothing but power and time, and no one on Earth who can challenge my mind" after Steve vanishes implies this.]]

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!! [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000]]
-> '''Voiced by:''' Peter Shukoff

* CreepyMonotone: His tone is flat and at most only slightly teasing.
* DarkHorseVictory: Strongly implied to be the case InUniverse with the line "everything you build leads up to me."
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere]: No one (not Jobs, Gates, or even the audience) expected him to show up.
* KillerRobot: Plans to kill Bill and then take over.
* NothingIsScarier: He neither moves on his own nor does he visibly emote.
* OutsideContextVillain: Neither Jobs nor Gates was prepared for him.
* RidiculouslyHumanRobots: Dares Gates to TuringTest him.
* TakeAThirdOption:
--> "I stomp on a Mac and a PC too, I'm on Linux, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]. I thought you GNU."
* WhamLine:
--> "I'm sorry, Bill. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

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* IAmNotLeftHanded: Claims he's saving 53% of his raps for later verses. Unfortunately, he doesn't get to use them since Abraham Lincoln takes over the rap.

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* IAmNotLeftHanded: Claims he's saving 53% of his raps for later verses. ~~Unfortunately,~~ [[spoiler:Unfortunately, he doesn't get to use them since Abraham Lincoln takes over the rap.]]

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* ActuallyPrettyFunny: If you watch him during Gorbachev's and Putin's verses, he's half-heartedly dancing to the beat.

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* ActuallyPrettyFunny: If you watch him during ~~Gorbachev's~~ [[spoiler:Gorbachev's and Putin's ~~verses,~~ verses]], he's half-heartedly dancing to the beat.

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* HypnotizeThePrincess: He brags of his history with this, but [[DefiedTrope Lenin doesn't care.]]
-->'''Lenin:''' "The Czar's wife can't do shit tonight!"

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* HypnotizeThePrincess: He brags of his history with this, but ~~[[DefiedTrope~~ [[spoiler:[[DefiedTrope Lenin doesn't care.]]
-->'''Lenin:''' ]]]]
-->'''[[spoiler:Lenin]]:''' "The Czar's wife can't do shit tonight!"

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* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers: Inverted, as the first rapper. He's the only one of the five who's not a direct politician or leader, and becomes mostly irrelevant once the tone shifts to Russia's political history (Hence spending the rest of the episode dancing to the beat, aside from receiving a few potshots regarding being ThePigpen).

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* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers: Inverted, as the first rapper. ~~He's~~ [[spoiler:He's the only one of the five who's not a direct politician or ~~leader,~~ leader,]] and becomes mostly irrelevant once the tone shifts to Russia's political history (Hence spending the rest of the episode dancing to the beat, aside from receiving a few potshots regarding being ThePigpen).

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* ThePigpen: Gorbachev says he needs a shower.

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* ThePigpen: ~~Gorbachev~~ [[spoiler:Gorbachev]] says he needs a shower.

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* APupilOfMineUntilHeTurnedToEvil: Lenin's opinion of him. It sounds like ''Franchise/StarWars''
-->'''Lenin''': ''You let your heart grow dark.''

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* APupilOfMineUntilHeTurnedToEvil: ~~Lenin's~~ [[spoiler:Lenin's opinion of ~~him.~~ him.]] It sounds like ''Franchise/StarWars''
~~-->'''Lenin''':~~ -->'''[[spoiler:Lenin]]''': ''You let your heart grow dark.''

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!! [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000]]
-> '''Voiced by:''' Peter Shukoff

* CreepyMonotone: His tone is flat and at most only slightly teasing.
* DarkHorseVictory: Strongly implied to be the case InUniverse with the line "everything you build leads up to me."
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere]: No one (not Jobs, Gates, or even the audience) expected him to show up.
* KillerRobot: Plans to kill Bill and then take over.
* NothingIsScarier: He neither moves on his own nor does he visibly emote.
* OutsideContextVillain: Neither Jobs nor Gates was prepared for him.
* RidiculouslyHumanRobots: Dares Gates to TuringTest him.
* TakeAThirdOption:
--> "I stomp on a Mac and a PC too, I'm on Linux, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]. I thought you GNU."
* WhamLine:
--> "I'm sorry, Bill. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

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* WalkingShirtlessScene: To show off the judo muscles.

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* WalkingShirtlessScene: To show off the judo ~~muscles.~~muscles.
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!![[Franchise/{{Halo}} Master Chief]]
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff

* BadassBaritone: Much like in the games.
* CoolHelmet: He never takes it off, leading to TheFaceless.
* TheFaceless: Lampshaded by Leonidas.
-->''I'd look you in the eyes but you're too much of a bitch to show your face!''
* HumanPopsicle: He sleeps in a freezer in outer space.
* NotQuiteFlight: He levitates out of the Spartan pit.
* OneManArmy: He claims to have marched into Sparta by himself and showed its queen his 'plasma cannon'.
* PoweredArmor: He's got the best the UNSC can provide, MJOLNIR.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: His opening line.
--> '''Master Chief''': Not. So. Fast.
* RedOniBlueOni: The blue to Leonidas' red; he doesn't do an shouting or wild gesturing.
* SuperSoldier: If someone thinks they can beat a Spartan easily, they're implying this. Chief himself is part of the Spartan programme.
* TheStoic: He never loses his cool.
* TranquilFury: His opening lines are calm but the anger is clear.
* TriggerHappy: "My trigger finger's itching". Good thing he doesn't have a gun.

!![[Film/ThreeHundred Leonidas]]
-> '''Played by:''' Jesse Welle
-> '''Voiced by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* AuthorityEqualsAssKicking: King of the Spartans.
* AnythingThatMoves: Master Chief uses Leonidas' Greek heritage to lampshade this.
* ArmorIsUseless: Unlike Master Chief, Leondias doesn't need armor because 'my abs are harder!'
* BadassArmy: The 300 Spartans are in the background.
* BadassBeard: As in the film, Leonidas has a rugged beard that makes him look really manly.
* BadassFamily: Claims his 'six year old son' puts up a better fight than Master Chief.
* BloodKnight: He's clearly enjoying the rap battle.
* TheCameo: Leonidas briefly appears in the Season 3 premiere.
* HeroicBuild: "I don't need firepower when I'm rocking ''these'' guns!"
* LargeHam: [=EpicLLOYD=] is definitely trying to equal the hamminess that Gerard Butler showed in the film.
* MadeOfIron: Claims his abs are harder than armor. They're certainly harder than pottery.
* MotorMouth: Not as much as Shakespeare, but he speaks one line particularly fast:
--> '''Leonidas''': I'll stomp you in the face with my sandals enraged and tonight we shall rhyme in the shade!
* NoIndoorVoice: He yells ''all'' of his lines.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: THIS! IS!! SPARTA!!!
* RedOniBlueOni: The red to Master Chief's blue; shouting and passion and dramatic gestures.
* RockBeatsLaser: His opinion.
* SwordAndSandal: This is all he wears, plus a cape.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: Master Chief [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] this: 'You got a bad case of 'no-shirt' there, Fabio Flintstone.'

!! [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros The Mario Brothers]]
-> '''Mario Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist
-> '''Luigi Played by:''' Peter Shukoff

* BackToBackBadasses: The two stand this way several times.
* {{Badass Mustache}}s: Much like in the game, they have fine mustaches
* BashBrothers: The brothers rap together.
* BrooklynRage: Traditionally associated with New York, and here they have the accents and play up the toughness by threatening the Wright Brothers.
* GoldMakesEverythingShiny: They sport some awesome bling.
%%* FatAndSkinny: Mario is fat and Luigi is skinny.
* {{Large Ham}}s: In contrast to the more mechanical Wright brothers, the Marios are louder and more passionate.
* NoIndoorVoice: Luigi has his volume stuck on high.
* RedOniBlueOni: Ironically, Luigi is the red to Mario's blue, as he had NoIndoorVoice while Mario is more reserved. And they're both red onis to the Wright Brothers as shown in LargeHam.
* SiblingTeam: They're brothers.

!![[UsefulNotes/TheWrightBrothers The Wright Brothers]]
-> '''Wilbur Played by:''' Rhett [=McLaughlin=]
-> '''Orville Played by:''' Link Neal

* BackToBackBadasses: The two rap side by side.
* BadassBeard: Wilbur is a prodigy with a beard.
* BadassMustache: Orville's curly mustache could potentially give the Mario Bros. a run for their coins.
* BashBrothers: The brothers rap together.
* BattleStrip: Wilbur takes off his [[GlassesPull goggles]] and shirt in their second verse.
* IncestIsRelative: Accused of making out with each other by Mario.
* RedOniBlueOni: The intro implies that Orville is the red to Wilbur's blue. To the Mario Bros., they're the blue oni, being more calm while the Mario Bros. are more aggressive.
* SiblingTeam: They are brothers.
* AThreesomeIsManly: The Wrights [[UnusualEuphemism playing Donkey Kong]] with Princess Peach.

!!Music/MichaelJackson
-> '''Child!MJ Played by:''' Bentley Green
-> '''Adult!MJ Played by:''' Peter Shukoff

* AbusiveParents: His daddy beats gold records out of him.
* BadassAdorable: In the first verse, when he appears as a kid.
* TheBeard: Presley snarks that he only let his daughter marry him because he knew he'd [[{{Asexuality}} never bang her]].
* ChildProdigy: His first verse shows the child version from the Jackson 5 days.
* CoolShades: Wears them throughout the second verse.
* DanceBattler: Dances while fighting a rap battle.
* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: As an adult, his demeanour is a little more unnerving.
* FashionableAsymmetry: His signature single glove.
* ManChild: Is accused of being one by Elvis.
-->''You're like an sad white woman who never got to be a kid!''
* ManInWhite: His outfit changes to a white suit when he's an adult.
* MusicalAssassin: His older version threatens to whoop Elvis' "big fat ass with [his] shiny glove".
* NiceHat: Has his fedora in his second verse.
* PrettyBoy: In the second verse due to the androngous way he grew up.
* RedBaron: King of Pop.
* {{Shotacon}}: Accused by Elvis of spending too much time "teaching kids the birds and the bees".

!!Music/ElvisPresley
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* BigEater: Which leads into "Fat Elvis."
* FatAndProud: Upon noticing his immensely gross weight gain, he looks positively ''enthused'', and continues wolfing food down. Come his second verse, his being fat and old, against all common sense, makes him even ''more'' awe-inspiring than before.
* HotBloodedSideburns: Double-subverted. As "Thin Elvis" he was more composed and smooth but then later he becomes more hotblooded.
* {{Hypocrite}}: MJ's counter to the birds and the bees when Elvis "meet [his] own wife when she was only fourteen."
* {{Lolicon}}: MJ tries to imply this with Elvis' wife considering that she was 14 at the time of their marriage.
* ManInWhite: After he gains weight, he puts on his IconicOutfit.
* MicDrop: Does this at the end of his verse and then he walks off.
* PapaWolf: "I only let you marry my daughter cause I knew you'd never bang her!"
* PowerUpFood: His peanut butter and banana sandwiches, which he overeats during Michael's second verse, transforms him in time for his own second verse.
* RedBaron: King of Rock'n'Roll.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: His last lyric.
-->"Later weirdo, [[{{Catchphrase}} Elvis is leaving the building!]]"
* StoutStrength: He might be fat, but he is NOT weak.
* TheCanKickedHim: "Well, I died on the shitter, but I don't give a crap!"
* TooHotForTV: Lampshaded by Child!MJ's lyric about Ed Sullivan; "shoot you from the waist up!"

!!UsefulNotes/{{Cleopatra|VII}}
-> '''Played by:''' Angela Trimbur

* AbsoluteCleavage: This version of the queen is not modest.
* AGodAmI: [[DownplayedTrope Kind of]]. She states she is a descendant of gods, but does not claim to be one.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Queen of the Nile.
---> "I'm the Queen of the Nile, so just bow down to me."
* BrotherSisterIncest: Accused of this by Marilyn Monroe. [[TruthInTelevision She's right]].
* CleopatraNose: Being the real thing she has the nose.
* EroticEating: Of grapes.
* TheHighQueen: Queen of the Nile.
* KneelBeforeZod: "So just bow down to me!"
* MeaningfulBackgroundEvent: Cleopatra's swallowing of the grapes. Propaganda of her day implied that she very, very much enjoyed fellatio; Greeks called her "She Who Gapes For a Thousand Men."
* NoSell: Never reacts to anything Monroe says with anything more than a sneer and a yawn, whereas Monroe completely loses her shit.
* ShesGotLegs: You get to see Cleo's when she imitates Marilyn's "Monroe pose" and later when she flexes both her legs straight in the air while sitting on her throne. And since she's played by Angela Trimbur... what a pair.
* WalkLikeAnEgyptian: Humorously, Marilyn Monroe tells her to do just that.

!! Creator/MarilynMonroe
-> '''Played by:''' Kimmy Greenwood

* BeautyMark: Monroe has a ''tache de beauté'' on her cheek.
* BerserkButton: She's visibly pissed when Cleopatra brings up how she never had children.
* ButterFace: Cleopatra implies this, saying "You're got an hourglass figure, but that's about it!" while making a head-severing gesture.
* ConvenientMiscarriage: More of an inconvenient miscarriage as it caused her trouble.
* EverythingsSparklyWithJewelry: Best friends indeed.
* LetsGetDangerous: Her first verse, while insulting, is moderate compared to Cleopatra. At the start of her second verse, she takes off her earrings and becomes nasty.
* LookingForLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: Lampshaded by all her many lovers.
* MarilynManeuver: Mocked by Celopatra who tells her keep her skirt down.
* MoodSwinger: In the second half of her battle with Cleopatra.
* ReallyGetsAround: She slept with a lot more men.
* SexyBacklessOutfit: Slightly more modest than her opponent, but only slightly.
* UglyGuyHotWife: She's Marilyn Monroe and Cleopatra slams her for sleeping with so many ugly guys.

!! Creator/SteveJobs
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff

* AscendedToAHigherPlaneOfExistence: He doesn't die; his body dissolves after he says that he's leaving so he can make Heaven turn a profit.
* BadassBookworm: Like Bill he is rapping, hugely successful, tech guy.
%%* BaldOfAwesome: Not all of his hair has gone, but almost all of it.
* CombatPragmatist: He starts rapping before the announcer finishes the introductions and tries to blitz Gates with that early advantage.
* EvenNerdsHaveStandards: Implies that Gates is too much of a nerd; "I'm a pimp, you're a nerd."
* FriendlyEnemy: He and Gates are obviously friends even though they unleash cutting snark on each other.
* GladIThoughtOfIt: Gates accuses him of stealing the credit for other people's work.
* InsufferableGenius: Gates considers him to be one. "You arrogant prick!"
* ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne: The only time Gates gets a direct reaction from Jobs is when he points out the real life tendency of Jobs to take credit for the work of others, then asks if Steve Wozniak wrote the lyrics that Jobs is rapping to.
* StoicSpectacles: Studious, but not aloof.
* TechnicianVsPerformer: Embodies the performer side. Many of his arguments revolve around artists and creative types preferring Apple products, and that people enjoy them more.
* WorthyOpponent: To Gates who respects him.
* YourMom: When he makes a reference about making the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graphical_user_interface GUI]] that Melinda Gates uses, he does so complete with eyebrows raised and a hip thrusting dance move.

!!Bill Gates
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* AGodAmI: Explicitly says so. "I'm a god! Own {{Xbox}}!"
* BadassBookworm: He looks the part with his glasses and vest; he's very dangerous.
* DeadpanSnarker:
-->'''Steve Jobs''': All the people with the power to create use an Apple!
-->'''Bill Gates''': And people with [[StealthPun jobs]] use PC.
* DrunkWithPower: Everything before Steve's death was playful jibing. Afterwards, he goes nuts, possibly leading to the creation of HAL 9000, who in turn implies a Terminator-esque apocalypse.
* FriendlyEnemy: In retrospect, his and Jobs' rap battle was affectionate, and far and away the least antagonistic match-up in the series.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: HAL implies that Gates is responsible for his creation.
* HowDareYouDieOnMe: Gets hit ''hard'' with this after Steve Jobs dies. "Fine! Wanna be like that!? DIE THEN!"
* JumpingOffTheSlipperySlope: [[DownplayedTrope He doesn't do anything particularly horrible,]] but goes overboard with Pride and {{Badass Boast}}s when Steve Jobs leaves. In the process he may have tinkered with forces beyond his understanding.
* LonelyAtTheTop: Without Steve Jobs.
--> Fine, you wanna be like that, die then! The whole world loved you, but ''you were my friend!'' I'm alone now with nothing but power and time...
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: His creations end up progenerating HAL 9000.
* NotHyperbole: The real life version really does donate more than Steve Job's Net worth, Over 40 Billion while Steve only has a net worth of 8 billion, so it's quite possible that he's donating more than Job's net worth to AIDS research in particular.
* OhCrap: After HAL starts speaking he is worried. In the behind the scenes video, he is told to imagine that he just walked into a cave... and then realized there was a lion already inside it.
* AntagonistInMourning : After Steve Jobs goes to heaven he is distraught.
* PetTheDog:
** He notes that he donates Jobs's net worth to AIDS research.
** Also, he refers to Jobs as his friend after Jobs dies.
* {{Pride}}: See AGodAmI.
* TakeOverTheWorld: Proclaims the world to be his when Jobs disappears... right before HAL starts speaking to him.
* TechnicianVsPerformer: Embodies the technician side. Many of his arguments revolve around [=PCs=] being used by people for practical things, or being more practical for business.
* TeenyWeenie: Jobs suggests that he has one by claiming that he named his company (Microsoft) after his penis.
* TheShortGuyWithGlasses: Not a youngster, but Epic Lloyd isn't a tall guy.
* VictoryIsBoring: The latter half of the line "I'm alone now with nothing but power and time, and no one on Earth who can challenge my mind" after Steve vanishes implies this.
* WorthyOpponent: Considers Steve Jobs to be the only one on his intellectual level, the feeling seems mutual.

!! [[Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey HAL 9000]]
-> '''Voiced by:''' Peter Shukoff

* CreepyMonotone: His tone is flat and at most only slightly teasing.
* DarkHorseVictory: Strongly implied to be the case InUniverse with the line "everything you build leads up to me."
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere]: No one (not Jobs, Gates, or even the audience) expected him to show up.
* KillerRobot: Plans to kill Bill and then take over.
* NothingIsScarier: He neither moves on his own nor does he visibly emote.
* OutsideContextVillain: Neither Jobs nor Gates was prepared for him.
* RidiculouslyHumanRobots: Dares Gates to TuringTest him.
* TakeAThirdOption:
--> "I stomp on a Mac and a PC too, I'm on Linux, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]. I thought you GNU."
* WhamLine:
--> "I'm sorry, Bill. I'm afraid I can't let you do that."

!! Music/FrankSinatra
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* TheAlcoholic: Carries a drink throughout the rap.
* BerserkButton: Don't use racial slurs around him.
* BlackBestFriend: "I like the colors and the queers; just ask Sammy Davis."
* CulturedBadass: He has tons of class and kicks lots of ass.
* CripplingOverspecialization: Freddie accuses him of having this because all Frank can do is sing, and only in a certain style. Sinatra doesn't act [[note]] Mercury must've forgotten Sinatra won the UsefulNotes/AcademyAward for Best Supporting Actor for ''FromHereToEternity'' [[/note]], dance and he didn't write ([[{{Irony}} the song called "My Way"]], as Mercury points out.)
* DeadpanSnarker
-->Whoa, what's wrong with your face, baby? Yikes!
-->With those teeth, when you're through there'll be no dust left to bite!
-->''[Later]''
-->Easy, [[BritishTeeth Jaws-Of-Life]]! I can't stand a racist!
* DeliberateValuesDissonance:
** He's clearly a product of his times, for better or for worse, including using terms like "coloreds" which wouldn't fly today.
** For all his rather offensive remarks towards Mercury's camp-ness, he maintains that he has nothing against gays (or other races) and is friends with Sammy Davis Jr., and is disgusted by Mercury's own racist comments. [[note]] In real life Sinatra was prominently featured in a short film that was against racism, among other anti-racist efforts.[[/note]] His ridiculing of Freddie has as much to do with Mercury's promiscuity as it does with his orientation.
* DirtyCoward: Freddie Mercury calls him this by [[ShownTheirWork referencing how Sinatra did not serve in WWII]], and at the time was vilified for it. [[note]] The truth is that Frank was rejected by the draft board.[[/note]]
* EvenEvilHasStandards: He'll make fun of Freddy Mercury for being blatantly bisexual, but tossing out slurs is below him.
* FairForItsDay: {{In-Universe}}. While he's not a bigot, per se, he's perfectly willing to mock Mercury's bisexuality and promiscuity.
* GoodOldWays: Clearly prefers the aesthetics of his own time; he thinks that Freddie's dressed down style and larger than life antics lack class and refinement.
* {{Irony}}: Pointed out by Mercury. One of his greatest hits was "My Way" and it was written by somebody else.
* {{Jerkass}}: Makes several jokes about Freddie's bisexuality, and one about Freddie getting AIDS. Then again, see DeliberateValuesDissonance.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: However, he loves "the colors and the queers" and you can ask his BlackBestFriend, Sammy Davis, if you don't believe him. And he calls out Freddie Mercury on his racist remarks.
* TheMafia: Is in their pockets, if Freddie's to be believed.
* MoralMyopia: He's the one who starts making jokes that are less than politically correct, but gets steamed under the collar when Freddie ups the ante.
* SharpDressedMan: In contrast to Mercury he's wearing a suit.
* UranusIsShowing: He says that Freddie should've had his last name changed to Uranus instead of Mercury.

!! [[Music/{{Queen}} Freddie Mercury]]
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff

* AgentPeacock: One of the most flamboyant rappers on the show, but that doesn't detract from his rhymes in any way.
* AttentionWhore: Sinatra accuses him of being one.
-->''That's what's wrong with you people; you'll do anything to get famous.''
* {{Badass Boast}}s: All over the place; "My songs have '''balls'''; anthems of victory!"
* BadassGay: Mocking his sexuality just gives him more ammo.
* BadassMustache: Sinatra is clean shaven and less gusto.
* BiTheWay: Though Sinatra dismisses him as exclusively homosexual, he mentions offhandedly that he swung with girls too in his second verse.
* BritishTeeth: Mocked by Sinatra; 'jaws of life' for instance.
* HeroicSacrifice: He considers his death by AIDS to be one, since it let others know about the disease.
* JackOfAllTrades: Prides himself on being talented in multiple fields and his versatility allows him to excel in various ways.
* LargeHam: He doesn't rap, he ''performs''! He sings and dances and has fireworks!
* NeverHeardThatOneBefore: When Sinatra starts the gay jokes Freddie says he's heard them all before.
* NotSoDifferent: Frank may not be the most tasteful man around, but at least he never used an actual slur. Freddie does when talking about [[TheMafia Frank's benefactors]].
-->'''Freddie''': Guinea dago!
-->'''Frank''': Guinea dago?!
-->'''Freddie''': Guinea dago, figaro!
* PayEvilUntoEvil: Since Sinatra got the ball rolling with homophobic jokes Mercury responded by dropping some racial slurs.
* RatedMForManly: Says his songs have balls compared to Sinatra's, which could serve as "the soundtrack to a vasectomy".
* ReallyGetsAround: Lampshaded by both parties. Freddie's games of "butthole roulette" were his ultimate downfall.
* TheRockStar: In contrast to Sinatra he has pyrotechnics in his background.
* TechnicianVersusPerformer: He casts the battle between himself and Frank as this, with Freddie as the performer while Frank is that more boring technician. Although he also rips the technician side of things when he says of Sinatra "You've got four notes in your whole range!"
* WholesomeCrossdresser: Shamelessly admits to wearing women's pants.

!! Mitt Romney
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* AdHominem: Resorts to using them at the end; 'you're a stuttering communist!'
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Less than Obama, since he's only governor.
* {{Jerkass}}: Doesn't hesitate to make snide remarks about Obama's parents, allude to Obama growing up as a child of divorce that had little knowledge of his father, or insult Michelle Obama. The closest Obama comes to that level is making a joke about Mormon polygamy that was just an excuse to flip Romney off.
* LanternJawOfJustice: Claims to have a strong chin and stronger raps while also being better suited as America's president.
* MeaningfulName: Obama jokes he's called Mitt because he's the Republican's [[PuppetKing puppet]]. [[AssShove Specifically, a sock puppet...]]
* PuppetKing: Obama suggests that he's just a mouthpiece for the Republican party as a whole.
* RedOniBlueOni: The red to Obama's blue. Justified: [[FridgeBrilliance Romney's a Republican]].
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney
-->'''Mitt Romney''': I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts!
-->I'm rich! I got fat stacks and Super [=PACs=]!
* ShelteredAristocrat: He's not too shaken up over the whole 47% thing.
* SleazyPolitician: He claims that he's less interested in his Super [=PACs=] advertising the truth over slamming his opponent.
* YourMom: Makes jokes about Obama's parents and his wife.

!! UsefulNotes/BarackObama
-> '''Played by:''' Iman Crosson

* AdHominem: Resorts to using them at the end; "you're stupid".
* AngryBlackMan: Averted. By the time he gets angry, Mitt is angry too and they're both shouting.
* AssShove: Mimes shoving his hand up a puppet's rear.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: It comes with being the President of the United States.
* BadassBaritone: His voice is notably deeper than Romney's.
* BerserkButton: Though his delivery of the line isn't any overtly angrier, Romney insulting his wife was enough for him to threaten to punch him.
* BlackIsBiggerInBed: His "Stimulus Package" is supposedly huge.
* {{Dirty Communist|s}}: Accused of being a "stuttering communist" by Romney.
* FlippingTheBird: When talking about the Mormon policy on wives.
* GagPenis: His "[[DoubleEntendre Stimulus Package]]".
* GroinAttack: Inverted: Obama threatens to smack Romney with his aforementioned stimulus package.
* IAmNotLeftHanded: Claims he's saving 53% of his raps for later verses. Unfortunately, he doesn't get to use them since Abraham Lincoln takes over the rap.
* RedOniBlueOni: The blue to Romney's red. Justified: [[FridgeBrilliance Obama's a Democrat]].
* TalkToTheFist: He threatens to outright punch Romney in the face.
* TranquilFury: Barack disses Romney without screaming at him.
* VerbalTic: Barack has a very, [[SelfDemonstratingArticle uhhh]], noticeable one here... [[LampshadeHanging Romney points it out near the end.]]
* YourMom: Inverted; he compliments Romney's father as a dis to Romney himself.
-->'''Obama:''' "They say your father was a great man, you must be what's left!"

!! [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Doc Emmett Brown]]
-> '''Doc Brown Played by:''' Zach Sherwin
-> '''Marty [=McFly=] Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* AdaptationalVillainy: Hard to picture the original Doc Brown allying himself with the Daleks, or commanding one to kill the Doctor.
* CombatPragmatist: He pulls a Dalek from out of nowhere to kill the Doctor before he can finish his rap.
* CoolCar: [[TimeMachine The Delorean]] is as stylish as ever.
* DeadlyDoctor: A "real doctor" who commits murder.
* EinsteinHair: A well known Einstein expy, or in the words of The Doctor, "Einstein wannabe minus the stache".
* FrozenFace: In his intro and at certain points in the battle, his face is frozen in this ridiculous mouth-gaping frown with his eyebrows raised in surprise.
* GadgeteerGenius: The time-traveling [=DeLorean=] he makes, as well as a remote to summon and control a Dalek.
* GutturalGrowler: His voice is diabolically low.
* IAmYourOpponent: The 4th Doctor trails off into a jab against Marty, and Doc Brown declares "Your fight is with me, Scarfy!"
* LargeHam: He's incredibly spastic in just about everything he does (although his rap has surprising flow regardless).
* MadScientist: He has hints of this with his Dalek controlling device.
* MilkingTheGiantCow: He can't keep his hands still.
* NegativeSpaceWedgie: The Doctor insists that Doc Brown can't make one to save his life.
* NoIndoorVoice: He's shouting almost all the time.
* NobodyCallsMeChicken: The TropeNamer, Marty [=McFly=] himself said this in response to the 4th Doctor calling him a chicken, complete with an epic guitar riff.
* {{Not}}: His first line.
---> Great Scott, you're great! Not!
* PaedoHunt: Doc is accused of being a pedophile.
* PapaWolf: When the Doctor makes fun of Marty [=McFly=], he jumps to defend him.
* RhymesOnADime: He maintains that he's better at it than the Doctor and indeed, he doesn't have a single PainfulRhyme while the Doctor has many.

!! [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]]
-> '''The 10th Doctor Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
-> '''The 4th Doctor Played by:''' George Watsky

* AbsentMindedProfessor: The 10th Doctor begins his verse correcting the Announcer (see IAmNotShazam below), only to trail off mid-tangent and ask who he's talking to.
* BadassInANiceSuit: The 10th Doctor wears a pinstripe suit while kicking ass and rapping.
* TheCameo: The 4th Doctor briefly appears in the Season 3 premiere.
* ChasteHero: He couldn't be having less sex with all his numerous companions.
* DeathIsCheap: [[spoiler: The 10th Doctor comes back through time travel.]]
* IAmNotShazam: Gets this InUniverse. His name is the Doctor. He corrects the announcer right after he refers to him as "[[FandomBerserkButton Doctor Who]]".
* KnowWhenToFoldThem: He decides against taking Doc Brown on a second time after the stuff he pulled the first time.
* LargeHam: The 4th Doctor has no sense of subtlety.
* MotorMouth: The 4th Doctor talks very fast.
* MythologyGag: This isn't the ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E12TheStolenEarth first]]'' time the 10th Doctor was struck down by a Dalek.
* TheNthDoctor: The 10th and 4th Doctors both show up.
* ScarfOfAsskicking: The 4th Doctor wears one and has a more blistering rap than the 10th.
* SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong: [[spoiler: Due to time reversing towards the end of the episode, he stops the rap before he can be killed again.]]
* SpecialEffectsFailure: InUniverse, Doc Brown says that the Doctor's special effects are terrible. As Doc Brown says that, you can see the TARDIS floating in the background and the strings holding it up and ''the hand holding the strings'' are all clearly visible.
* TakeUpMySword: [[spoiler: The 10th Doctor was killed by a Dalek and The 4th Doctor took over for the rest of the rap.]]
* TimeMachine: The TARDIS [[spoiler: is used to reset the battle and revive the 10th Doctor.]]
* TimeyWimeyBall: He starts the titular monologue, but decides against it mid-rap.
* WhamLine: "Perhaps you'd like ''another''?"

!! Creator/BruceLee
-> '''Played by:''' Mike Diva

* {{Badass}}: He can even beat up [[MemeticBadass Chuck Norris]]! (whom he ''[[ShownTheirWork did]]'' defeat in ''Film/WayOfTheDragon''.)
* BadassBoast: He claims that he can do two-finger push-ups. [[ShownTheirWork Which he regularly did to stay tough]] but in that case it was his pointer and middle finger on one arm, [[FlippingTheBird rather than with just the middle finger on both arms]].
* CombatPragmatist: He roundhouse kicks a chair thrown at ''him'' first to knock it back at Clint.
* CompositeCharacter: His own verses included many references to his movies ("defeated..... mother fuckers with claws" deals with Enter The Dragon' and the Chuck Norris defeat is "Return of the Dragon") while Clint talks about the actor.
* ExcuseMeWhileIMultitask: Raps against Eastwood while punching out Ninjas.
* FunnyBruceLeeNoises:
** Eastwood Lampshades this, telling him he screams like a girl.
** Also Lampshaded by Bruce himself, who claims "I don't need words to serve ya, I'mma just say '[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud WAA-]]''[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud TAAAAW!!!]]'' '"
* FlippingTheBird: As part of his two-finger push-ups.
* FightingWithChucks: Claims he's "the king of nunchucks" and [[OffhandBackhand backhands a ninja with them]] to emphasize his point.
* HotBlooded: In contrast to the subdued Eastwood, Bruce is extremely passionate.
* OffhandBackhand: Does this to several ninjas during his verses.
* RapidFireFisticuffs: Uses a ninja's head as a speedbag.
* TeenyWeenie: Eastwood claims that his one inch punch is the same size.
* TooCoolToLive: InUniverse, Clint begrudgingly admits that both he and his son were this because they never live to see a sequel.
* YourMom: He threatens to wreck his opponent's face, only to find that his mom already did that.

!! Creator/ClintEastwood
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* ADateWithRosiePalms: Bruce Lee tells him to [[UnusualEuphemism "Go take your pistol for a fistful of your million dollar babies"]]
* {{Badass}}: Killing double digit outlaws is a walk in the park.
* BadassBaritone: Speaks exclusively in a low growl.
* BadassBeard: He's clearly meant to emulate Eastwood's film persona.
* BadassBoast: Clint delivers one to Bruce at the end of his first verse, [[ExcuseMeWhileIMultitask while casually taking out gunmen from multiple directions:]]
-->'''Clint Eastwood:''' "Those little dances you do, don't threaten me Bruce. [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you, dude.]] I even squint better than you."
* CigarChomper: He smokes a cigar while he raps.
* ClintSquint: [[TropeNamer Of course]], and he does it better than Bruce.
* CloudCuckoolander: Lee claims that he is one and brings up the [[NeverLiveItDown infamous]] [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama chair]] [[MemeticMutation incident]].
* CompositeCharacter: He's Clint Eastwood alright, and many jokes are made about the actual person, but he also seems to be an amalgamation of Eastwood, The Man With No Name (whom his appearance and mannerisms are based on), Dirty Harry (quoting him a few times), and Walt Kowalski (sharing his grumpy old man tendencies and racism).
* {{Cowboy}}: The outfit and attitude are classic cowboy.
* ExcuseMeWhileIMultitask: Raps against Lee while gunning down outlaws.
* GutturalGrowler: This is Clint Eastwood after all.
* HongKongDub: Deliberately invoked against Bruce while discussing the trope.
* JerkAss: He makes fun of the early deaths of Bruce Lee and his son and makes racist jokes.
* KickTheDog: His raps about Bruce's death by Asprin and the death of his son.
* NiceHat: Wears a cowboy hat.
* OffhandBackhand: Guns down several bandits in a row without even looking at them.
* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: He says that he can [[ClintSquint squint]] better than an Asian dude [[DeliberateValuesDissonance and that Bruce should be working in a sweatshop]]. This is most likely borrowed from Clint's GranTorino character, Walt Kowalski.
* PrecisionFStrike: Done during his BadassBoast at the end of his first verse.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: The end of his first verse, with bullets.
* RevolversAreJustBetter: He mows down a large posse of gunslingers (and blasts an airborne chair to splinters) effortlessly with one.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere:
--> '''Clint''': I'd beat you in round two, but that'd be unbelievable. No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel.
* TheStoic: In complete contrast to Bruce Lee, Clint raps in a much more subdued tone.
* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: He shoots a man ''way'' more times than necessary.
* ToiletHumor: He threatens to rip Lee's anus like a [[{{Pun}} Pupu Platter]].

!!Franchise/SherlockHolmes & Dr. John Watson
-> '''Sherlock Played by:''' Zach Sherwin
-> '''Watson Played by:''' Kyle Mooney

* AwesomenessByAnalysis:
** Holmes successfully deduces Batman's identity through a couple of minor similarities. He also puzzles out the event that inspired him to become a crime-fighter.
** Also in slow motion, he analyzes Batman and plans his way through the next line in his rap. Similar to the famous bare-knuckle boxing scene from the [[Film/SherlockHolmes 2009 film]].
-->'''Holmes''': "This mustn't register on an emotional level. First, [[OrphansOrdeal exploit childhood tragedy]], then gesture with pipe. Watson finishes punchline. Next, acknowledge compliment. Conclude with killer {{Catchphrase}}."
* {{Badass Bookworm}}s: Sherlock's a famous detective and a boxer while his sidekick is a war veteran.
* BreakingSpeech: His second verse is clearly meant to be this: "This mustn't register on an emotional level..."
* {{Catchphrase}}: Invoked by Holmes with 'conclude with killer catchphrase'.
* CompositeCharacter: Sherlock Holmes's look is clearly based on that of Basil Rathbone (based on the happy accident that MC Mr. Napkins looks a lot like him), but he carries elements of the 2009 film portrayal.
* CulturalPosturing:
-->'''Watson''': "I heard he has a British butler."
-->'''Holmes''': "Good. Then he'll be used to being [[{{Pun}} served]] by Englishmen."
* DeadlyDoctor: Watson is a doctor and a brilliant rapper.
* DyingAlone: According to Batman, this will happen to Holmes because no one likes him.
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: Holmes is this according to Batman, who claims that people merely tolerates Holmes, hence why Batman expects him to die alone.
* InsufferableGenius: Part of his battle plan for the second verse involves acknowledging a compliment.
* KickTheDog: Holmes mocks Batman for the death of his parents.
* NiceHat: Batman says so sarcastically. He actually thinks it's dorky.
* SmokingIsCool: It's not Holmes without his pipe!
* SophisticatedAsHell Terms like "Batshit crazy" mix with Sherlock's usual eloquence.
* TheWatson: In Sherlock's last verse, Watson simply praises him.

!!Franchise/{{Batman}} & ComicBook/{{Robin}}
-> '''Batman Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
-> '''Robin Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* BadassNormal: Batman's lack of powers are not only mocked by Sherlock and Watson but their absence helped them figure out his secret identity.
* BrattyHalfPint: Robin is a teenager and more bratty than punny.
* CampStraight: Robin has effeminate mannerisms, but claims to have slept with Irene Adler.
* {{Catchphrase}}: As usual, "I'm Batman."
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Batman mentions that he only puts his ward's life on the line only when he needs him. Robin interprets this as his cue to pop in.
* TheComicallySerious: Batman is always serious but here it's funny.
* CrimefightingWithCash: Part of Holmes' deduction as to how Batman [[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys maintains his crimefighting gear]].
* {{Facepalm}}: Batman's reaction to his sidekick.
* GutturalGrowler: Batman, as usual. It sounds mostly like Christian Bale's version of the character.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: While Batman isn't exactly a warm and fuzzy person (and he all but dismisses his sidekick), he shows much more concern for the lives of the people that he's fighting to protect. He even calls Holmes out for willingly putting people in danger to solve a mystery, which is something he would never do.
* {{Keet}}: Robin's enthusiasm contrast to Bat's usual mood.
* KickTheDog: Calling out Sherlock for needlessly putting his allies in danger is one thing: claiming this makes him TheFriendNobodyLikes, and that he'll end up DyingAlone with nothing but his drug addiction is another.
* MadLibsCatchPhrase: Robin's "Holy Conan Doyle!"
* MotorMouth: Robin's lines are very fast.
* NoNonsenseNemesis: Rather than making lighthearted comments or funny lines, Batman is dead serious.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Robin, who looks like he was pulled from the 1960's with a mask similar to an animated version in contrast to Batman in his modern film costume.
* TheStoic: Invoked by Batman ("[[NoSenseOfHumor Nothing makes me laugh!]]").
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: "So bring it on, bitch... ''I'm Batman''."
* VitriolicBestBuds: Batman seems to have little patience for his sidekick.

!! [[Film/TheTenCommandments Moses]]
-> '''Played by:''' Snoop Dogg/Snoop Lion

* BadassLongcoat: His robes are Mocked by Santa who calls him an Obi-Wan wannabe.
* GroinAttack: [[DownplayedTrope Downplayed]] with the mandatory circumcision.
* {{Hypocrite}}: He wrote the Ten Commanments, but Santa notes that he violated [[ThouShaltNotKill Commandment Six]] with killing a slave driver and invoking the plagues, though he may get off in the case of the latter because [[OmniscientMoralityLicense God]] [[IDidWhatIHadToDo did what He had to do]].
* MeaningfulBackgroundEvent: He parts the sea while he raps.
* NoSenseOfDirection: The elves toss him a GPS because he was lost for 40 years.
* ReallyGetsAround: If his "milk and honeys" are of any indication.
* SpecialGuest: Music/SnoopDogg, ladies and gentlemen!
* TheStoner:
** He claimed to have received his visions while "high on a mountain".
** Santa claims that he smokes too much "[[UnusualEuphemism Burning Bush]]".

!! SantaClaus
-> '''Santa Played by:''' Peter Shukoff
-> '''Elves Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* BaconAddiction: His elves love bacon.
* BadassSanta: It's Santa in a Rap Battle.
* BigFun: His opinion of himself, "I'm a jolly bowl of jelly"
* CatchPhrase: "Ho-ho-ho!"
* CulturalPosturing: He claims his rhymes are so [[{{Pun}} cold]] because he's from the North Pole.
* FatBastard: Moses' opinion of him. "you took the 'christ' out of ''Christ''mas and just added mo' ''mass''".
* FelonyMisdemeanor: His Elves are shocked that Jewish people can't eat bacon.
* FunPersonified: He brings joy every year.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: Moses threatens to do this to him like he did with the Red Sea.
* NiceGuy: He's generally respectful of his opponent. Tellingly, the point of his rap is to convince Moses to lighten up regarding Christmas.
* OurElvesAreDifferent: Santa's Elves are Santa's Elves.
* PaedoHunt: Moses claims that this is why he lets kids sit on his lap.
* StoutStrength: How else could he carry that giant sack?

!! [[Literature/TheBible Adam]]
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* AllMenArePerverts: Several of Eve's lines imply that Adam's a real horndog.
-->'''Eve:''' This battle's gonna end like every argument does, with you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub!
* HenpeckedHusband: Eve walks all over him with her verses as she constantly nags to him. Also a LazyHusband.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: With a guy named Steve, apparently.
* ThePigPen: Eve claims he smells like ball sacks and nachos.
* TeenyWeenie: Accused of having this by Eve. She says he only needs a 'pine needle' instead of a fig leaf.
* WalkingShirtlessScene: Shirts hadn't been invented yet.

!! [[Literature/TheBible Eve]]
-> '''Played by:''' Jenna Marbles

* AllPeriodsArePMS: Adam compares her periods to demonic possession.
* GodivaHair: Averted, which is notable considering every modernization of Eve plays this straight.
* GrumpyBear: She's really angry through her verses, making a big deal out of everything.
* MoodSwinger: According to Adam she can metaphorically turn into a demon.
* MsFanservice: She's not nude like the tradition portrayal of Eve, but her outfit is still very revealing.
* ParentingTheHusband: A majority of her lines are attacks on Adam's laziness.

!![[UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi Mahatma Gandhi]]
-> '''Played by:''' Keegan-Michael Key

* BadassMustache: The real Gandhi was well known for his iconic mustache.
* BadassPacifist: He is "passively resisting the fact that you suck".
* BaldOfAwesome: His famous bald head is present.
* CelibateHero: As he says, it's because he [[PrecisionFStrike doesn't give a fuck.]]
* ElementalPowers: See PlayingWithFire below.
* ItsBeenDone: He says that he already did everything that MLK did in his lifetime.
* {{Jerkass}}: Relative to his opponent; King didn't take a crack at his personal life like he did with the 'stay away from the hoes' line.
* KamehameHadoken: He shoots his [[Franchise/StreetFighter Yoga Fire]] this way rather than out his mouth, as is traditional.
* ThePigPen: King claims that he ''really'' needs to shower.
* PlayingWithFire: His raps are so hot, he spits Yoga Fire.
* SpecsOfAwesome: A rapping, yoga fire spitting, guy in glasses.
* WalkingShirtlessScene[=/=]DoesNotLikeShoes: As King calls attention to; "no shoes, no shirt, but I'm ''still'' gonna serve ya!"
* WhatTheHellHero: He calls out MLK for cheating on his wife.

!! Martin Luther King, Jr.
-> '''Played by:''' Jordan Peele

* BadassBoast: "''[[MilkingTheGiantCow I've got so much street cred]], '''[[NoIndoorVoice they write my name on the signs!]]'''''"
* BadassPacifist: He will forgive you ''so hard''.
* BadassPreacher: Just like his namesake, he's a religious leader with tons of street cred.
* FatBastard: Gandhi's opinion on MLK as he throws lots of food puns towards him.
* FriendlyEnemy: He seems to think that he and Gandhi have this sort of relationship, given how he mentions that he admires Gandhi's work and how he's going to "forgive [Gandhi] so hard right now." They're dancing together at the end.
* GoodShepherd: A religious leader and "king of civil rights". Gandhi says the 'good' part is incorrect.
* LargeHam: King's raps are as bold as his speeches.
* MilkingTheGiantCow: He makes a lot of dramatic hand gestures.
* MrViceGuy: His vice is infidelity.
* NiceGuy: He gives his opponent a hug at the end of their battle.
* NoIndoorVoice: He's very loud.
* NWordPrivileges: Drops one at the end of the battle.
* PowerEchoes: All of his lines are delivered with a noticeable echo, even when he stops speaking through a microphone.
* PungeonMaster: "King of civil rights"; "naan violence"; "no bell prize"...he's got many puns up his sleeve.
* ReallyGetsAround: Gandhi advises him to "stay away from the hoes".

!! UsefulNotes/ThomasEdison
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* AtLeastIAdmitIt: He doesn't even bother to hide the fact that he stole credit from Tesla.
* BadassBookworm: Bussinessman, inventor, electricutor.
* BadassGrandpa: He's much older than Tesla and just as badass.
* CardCarryingVillain: He openly admits to and even brags about screwing Tesla over, and electrocutes a puppy for no reason during his second verse.
* ConMan: Tesla calls him out on it: "Your best invention was a way to steal credit!"
* CorruptCorporateExecutive: Accused of being a credit stealing, money obessed, asshole by Tesla.
* EvilGloating: Edison's second verse is mostly him bragging about how he scammed Tesla, especially this part:
-->'''Edison: (bragging)''' "I'm on the record I invented. You got duped. [[AtLeastIAdmitIt There, I said it!"]] And I'll bet you $50,000 that [[NeverLiveItDown you'll nevef forget it!"]]
* GladIThoughtOfIt: Tesla accuses him of stealing credit for other people's work.
* IncrediblyLamePun: "The truth Hertz!"
* ItsAllAboutMe: See JerkassHasAPoint.
* {{Jerkass}}: He shamelessly admits to screwing Tesla over and uses it to taunt him.
* JerkassHasAPoint: In the second verse, he points out that [[MediumAwareness without him, there wouldn't be any Epic Rap Battles]].
-->'''Edison''': "Without me, here's a taste of what this battle would be: *screen goes dark, and sound quality rapidly drops* No lights. No camera. No sound. See?"
* KickTheDog:
** He's depicted electrocuting a dog at one point, for seemingly no reason. [[ShownTheirWork He's been known to have electrocuted animals during his feud with Tesla in Real Life]].
** He also mocks Tesla for his OCD and brags about how well off he was while Tesla was digging ditches.
* LargeHam: He is loud and proud about his unethical business practices.
* UsefulNotes/NewJersey: He claims that he's so dope he makes this place look good.
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: He repeatedly boasts about his wealth and generally seems a very money-centric person, [[TruthInTelevision which isn't that far off from real life]].
* ScrewPolitenessImASenior: He disregards tact when tearing into Tesla.

!! UsefulNotes/NikolaTesla
-> '''Played by:''' Dante Cimadamore
-> '''Additional Tesla voice by:''' Peter Shukoff

* AdaptationalBadass: Nikola Tesla was a pretty cool guy in real life, but now he can shoot lightning from his hands!
* BadassBoast: "I sense a universe of infinite energy and no potential for threat from this enemy!"
* BadassBookworm: A nerd with lightning powers.
* BadassInANiceSuit: Takes pride in being impeccably dressed.
* BadassMustache: A magnificent one to contrast the bare faced Edison.
* ElementalPowers: ShockAndAwe!
* HardWorkHardlyWorks: Edison mocks him for the trouble he spent doing menial jobs and struggling to make his inventions a reality.
* AManIsNotAVirgin: Edison mocks him for his tendency to avoid sex.
* MyNameIsInigoMontoya: one of the lines in his rap is "You Can Call Me Tesla, Nikola".
* RussianReversal: "You did not steal ''from'' me, ''you stole me'' FROM MANKIND!"
* SharpDressedMan: Self-proclaimed; "impeccably dressed".
* ShockAndAwe: Creates an entire lightning storm ''out of his hands.''
* SuperOCD: According to Edison, Tesla is plagued by this. [[ShownTheirWork This was true in real life]].
* VindicatedByHistory: In-universe. He mentions becoming this.
--> ''History is being rewritten''
* YouFool: Begins his second verse with this for Edison thinking that a blackout could stop him.

!!Lance Armstrong
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff

* BadassBoast: Even by this series "I beat cancer, I can sure as hell crack you" stands out.
* BattleStrip: Starts off wearing a suit, which he rips off, revealing his cycling uniform underneath.
* BrokenPedestal: Accused of being this by Ruth because others put him on a pedestal when he was doping.
* CheatersNeverProsper: Ruth points out that his doping essentially ruined him.
* HeroicBuild: In contrast to the pudgy Ruth he calls himself the height of physical condition.
* IDidWhatIHadToDo: Claims he did what he had to do to win.
* PaedoHunt: Courtesy of Ruth, who accuses him of molesting one of the Olsen Twins.

!!Babe Ruth
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* BewareTheNiceOnes: Jovial, goofy, and [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech has little respect for juicers]].
* BerserkButton: He hates cheaters.
* BigFun: Unaffected by his weight and Lance's attacks in regards to it; even asks him for some French Fries. Lance describes him as a FatBastard.
* BrilliantButLazy: Lance suggests that he could have done even better than he did if he had bothered to train.
* CombatCompliment: Starts off by congratulating Lance on his physique and that he beat cancer. [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown Then he goes to town on the guy.]]
* EagleLand: He is reflective of the more flattering variety of the trope; big on sportsmanship, high personal confidence, and made a name for himself by his own merits.
* TheGift: Lance points out that he never trained.
* HeartwarmingOrphan: He found his way to fortune and fame.
* ManInWhite: His uniform is iconic.
* MrViceGuy: Lance lists them such as smoking and alcohol and gluttony.
* MotorMouth: His second verse is very fast.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Points out how Lance is a 'disgrace because he got lost and forgot what real sportsmanship was'.
* RedBaron: Numerous, including The Sultan of Swat.

!![[Music/WolfgangAmadeusMozart Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart]]
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff

* AbusiveParents: His father was one, thus leading to his daddy issues below.
* AgentPeacock: He's a bit foppish, but still capable of some nasty burns.
* BadassBoast: "I ROCKED HARDER THAN YOU WHEN I WAS FIVE YEARS OLD!"
* ChildProdigy: In his youth he was already talented; see his boast.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Not physically, but his name was written on Santa Claus' naughty list five battles earlier.
* ElegantClassicalMusician: In Skrillex's opinion this is inverted; his wooden instruments and classical style of dress make him look stupid.
* IResembleThatRemark: After Skrillex claims that he has an unhealthy obsession with ToiletHumor, he makes two feces-based jokes about Skrillex's music.
* KissingCousins: Skrillex claims that Mozart and his cousin Maria Anna Thekla engaged in more than kissing.
* StarvingArtist: Referenced by Skrillex in that Mozart died broke and worthless despite being a musical prodigy.
* TeenyWeenie: Skrillex claims he has a "little magic flute".
* ToiletHumor: Skrillex claims he's obsessed with it.
* WellDoneSonGuy: Skrillex attacks him for his daddy issues, calling him a slave.

!!Music/{{Skrillex}}
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* AsHimself: The ''real'' Skrillex [[SpecialGuest appeared and rapped]] [[TheCameo for half of his second verse]], as part of YouTube's Big Live Comedy Show.
* DeaderThanDisco: In-universe, Mozart says he'll fade away in time.
* EmoTeen: Mozart calls him an "emo Steve Urikel".
* EmpathicEnvironment: Skrillex is unique in that his background is '''completely''' affected by the track.
* HotBlooded: Lots of shouting and aggression; even his background is agitated.
* NerdGlasses: This is why Mozart calls him an 'emo Steve Urkel'.
* NightmareFace: Briefly has one in his first verse when he says he's a monster.
* ThePigPen: He apparently reeks of [[{{Music/deadmau5}} dead]] [[ShoutOut mouse]].
* TheRockStar: In contrast to Mozart, he has a rougher musical aesthetic.
* SelfMadeMan: Self-proclaimed, while he considers Mozart a {{Tykebomb}} of sorts.
* SpecsOfAwesome: His glasses go well with his clothes and hair.
* TechnoWizard: His entire musical style is based around this, and the changes to the music and background when he's rapping reflect it.

!![[UsefulNotes/RasputinTheMadMonk Grigori Rasputin]]
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff

* ActuallyPrettyFunny: If you watch him during Gorbachev's and Putin's verses, he's half-heartedly dancing to the beat.
* BadassBaritone: His voice is pretty deep.
* BadassBeard: Much like the historical Rasputin, his beard is grown heavily down to his chest.
* DeathGlare: Wears this expression throughout the battle.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Rasputin belonged to a sect that believed sin was finite, so [[InsaneTrollLogic sinning in abundance meant others couldn't.]] Even he thinks Stalin's an unforgivable bastard.
* GagPenis: Claims that he is a "big dick mystic".
* GutturalGrowler: He's got a raspy voice.
* HypnoticEyes: His superpower according to legend and he threatens to do this to Stalin's wife.
* HypnotizeThePrincess: He brags of his history with this, but [[DefiedTrope Lenin doesn't care.]]
-->'''Lenin:''' "The Czar's wife can't do shit tonight!"
* KryptoniteFactor: In reference to Stalin's [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Name to Run Away from Really Fast]]
-->"You're the [[Franchise/{{Superman}} Man of Steel]], I spit Kryptonite."
* KubrickStare: It's part of his 'creepy mystic' vipe.
* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers: Inverted, as the first rapper. He's the only one of the five who's not a direct politician or leader, and becomes mostly irrelevant once the tone shifts to Russia's political history (Hence spending the rest of the episode dancing to the beat, aside from receiving a few potshots regarding being ThePigpen).
* MadeOfIron: Referenced by Stalin.
* TheManBehindTheMan: Points out that he was this to Czar Nicholas II, and threatens to do the same to Stalin.
* NoEyeInMagic: Much of his performance is in the eyes, between {{Kubrick Stare}}s and {{Death Glare}}s, as befitting his [[HypnotizeThePrincess character]]. However, when your opponent is [[YellowEyesOfSneakiness Josef Stalin]], even the infamous EvilSorcerer is powerless.
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: His voice is impressively deep, but there's not a hint of an accent in there.
* ThePigpen: Gorbachev says he needs a shower.
* RasputinianDeath: Stalin says the "pickle moose chock" was getting off easy.
** Also subverted -- Stalin threatens the RasputinianDeath, but otherwise it's not even referenced -- [[GeniusBonus because Rasputin didn't die that way, contrary to his legend.]]
* ReligiousBruiser: Proudly mentions his status as a monk, and looks like he'd be more than happy to wring Stalin's neck.
* WasItReallyWorthIt: Basically, his thesis regarding the history of the Soviet Union, from the revolution against the Tsarist empire to the "union of ruinous states" it [[WhyWeAreBummedCommunismFell eventually became]], thanks Stalin's dictatorial methods and WeHaveReserves mentality.
* WizardBeard: Naturally, being a hypno mystic.
* YourMom: Refers to how he gained influence over Tsar Nicholas through Nicholas' wife, and threatens to do the same to Stalin.

!![[UsefulNotes/JosefStalin Joseph Stalin]]
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* AbusiveParents: His father beat him like a dog, as Rasputin can attest to. Also one himself.
* APupilOfMineUntilHeTurnedToEvil: Lenin's opinion of him. It sounds like ''Franchise/StarWars''
-->'''Lenin''': ''You let your heart grow dark.''
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Threatens to shoot Rasputin's family, friends, and pierogi sellers.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: General Secretary of the Soviet Union.
* AxCrazy: Sadly, it's TruthInTelevision.
-->I'll leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot!\\
Your whole family, shot!\\
All your wizard friends, shot!
-->Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!
* BadassBoast:
-->See the soul of the man who made ''Mother Russia his bitch''!\\
Dropped a hammer on you harder than I bitch-slapped Hitler!
* BadassMustache: Rasputin thinks it makes him look like [[SuperMarioBrothers Wario.]] [[{{Gonk}} This wasn't a compliment on his part.]]
* CardCarryingVillain: Like Hitler, he enjoys his reputation as one of the most evil men to ever live.
* CommissarCap: Wears one but he is, technically, a government clerk.
* DeathGlare
-->"Look into my eyes you perverted witch."
* DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu: Taunts Rasputin, the infamous hypnotist, with his eyes.
* DirtyCommunists: The filthiest of them all.
* EvilCripple: Lenin points out he has a withered arm.
* EvenEvilHasLovedOnes: DefiedTrope. He flat out denies this when he scoffs at Rasputin's boast that he can get at him through his wife and ''brags'' about not saving his own son's life. See LackOfEmpathy below.
* FateWorseThanDeath: He claims that the trope namer for RasputinianDeath ''got off easy'', (we'll just assume that the writers are using the fictional account of Rasputin's death rather than the boring fact that he died immediately after being shot) and threatens to inflict a fate worse than death before moving on to [[AndYourLittleDogToo killing anyone Rasputin every knew or loved.]]
* FreudianExcuse: As Rasputin put it, "Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil".
* {{Jerkass}}: He raps in a way that would indicate that his atrocities are ''something to be '''proud''' of''.
-->'''Stalin''': You think I give a fuck about my wife? '''My own son got locked up in prison and I didn't save his life!'''
* LackOfEmpathy: He just doesn't care how many people died because of him. Even his family wasn't safe.
* PerpetualFrowner: Frowns and snarls are his only expressions.
* RedRightHand: His right hand is withered.
* ToThePain: Threatens Rasputin with pickled moose cock, hanging, shooting and then laying in a trench. See FateWorseThanDeath.
* {{Unperson}}: His tendency to do this, specifically with Trotsky, is mentioned.
* WindowsOfTheSoul: Seems to believe this:
-->"Look into my eyes you perverted witch.\\
See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch!"

!![[UsefulNotes/VladimirLenin Vladimir Lenin]]
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Premier of the Soviet Union.
* BadassBeard[=/=]BadassMustache: He has both a beard and a moustache, which make him look cool. He had both in real life.
* BaldOfAwesome: Burns both Stalin and Rasputin without a hair on his head.
* BerserkButton: Lenin believes that Stalin completely ruined his revolution and is '''''extremely''''' angry about it.
* DeliberatelyMonochrome: Depicted in red and white.
* DirtyCommunists: Lots of talk about fighting the bourgouis and such but compared to Stalin, he looks downright spotless.
* ItsPersonal: While he claims that he's there to beat both Rasputin and Stalin, he has a ''lot'' more to say to Stalin than he does Rasputin. [[WeUsedToBeFriends The reasons for this]] [[APupilOfMineUntilHeTurnedToEvil should be obvious]].
* LargeHam: Served Russian style; powerful and grim.
* NoIndoorVoice: It's Lincolnesque in its volume.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: has this red and white rotoscope effect that makes him look like an animated propaganda poster.
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Same deal with Rasputin, just switch "deep" for "loud".
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: He is ''very'' pissed about how the Russian Revolution was ruined by Stalin. In fact, his ''first line'' is to debunk Stalin's "pride of Lenin" remark.
* OneSteveLimit: Averted - he isn't the only Vladimir to show up in his battle. See below.
* SpeakOfTheDevil: He pops in after Stalin claims to be "The pride of Lenin" to refute that remark. It also sets a precedent for Gorbachev and Putin to find an excuse so they can get in on the action as well.
* TrrrillingRrrs:
-->"You were supposed to be [[APupilOfMineUntilHeTurnedToEvil my RRRIGHT HAND MAN]], but your loyalty shriveled up '''like your [[RedRightHand RRRIGHT HAND, MAN!]]'''"
* WellIntentionedExtremist: Is presented as somebody who really did believe he was doing the right thing.
* WeUsedToBeFriends: Calls Stalin out for betraying his trust but it's an historical imprecision, as Lenin and Stalin never saw eye to eye, despite what Stalin's propaganda said.

!!UsefulNotes/MikhailGorbachev
-> '''Played by:''' Lloyd Ahlquist

* AbusivePrecursors: Claims that Russia was put on the road to ruin because of the faults of the previous leaders.
* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: General Secretary of the Soviet Union.
* BadassGrandpa: Age-wise, he's the oldest of the Russian Five, but can hold his own in a battle.
* BaldOfAwesome: His dome is highlighted by his birthmark.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: He opened up the Soviet Union, and a can of whoop-ass too.
* BewareTheSillyOnes: He may seem like a goofball, but he's got great raps.
* BorrowedCatchphrase: "Tore down that wall like the Kool-Aid man, Oh yeah!"
* ChummyCommies: Unlike Stalin and Lenin he "shook hands with both Ronalds; Regean and Mcdonald".
* DistinguishingMark: His birthmark. [[WhatCouldHaveBeen Was almost an]] [[TitleDrop "ERB"]] but it didn't work out.
* DirtyCommunists: Not as much as Stalin and Lenin, since he's much more mellow than them, here.
* FunPersonified: Is the only one who looks like he's having a good time, is generally lighthearted and seems to have a permanent smile.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: "Knock, knock, knock... did someone say '[[{{Pun}} birthmarks]]'?"[[note]]Lenin's last line had the words "birth of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Marx Marx]]".[[/note]]
* KnightOfCerebus: Inverted. His predecessors were [[GagPenis still]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking pretty]] [[Literature/{{Goosebumps}} silly]], but they rapped about parental abuse, tyranny, murder, and betrayal. The darkest Gorbachev gets is blaming them for the Cold War.
* LethalJokeCharacter: He seems like just a friendly, goofy guy at first, but he spits very hot raps.
* NiceGuy: Comparitively speaking, he's the contestant with the least skeletons in his closet. Most of his rhymes are good-natured and focused on his accomplishments instead of putting the other guys down.
* OddNameOut: He's the only contestant in the battle that doesn't have an "in" attached to the end of his name. [[note]] Technically, neither "Lenin" nor "Stalin" is a real name. Ulyanov called himself Lenin to avoid prosecution for his anti-Tsarist propaganda, while Dï¿½ugaï¿½vili got the nickname Stalin (steel) during his escapades with the Communist party in Georgia. [[/note]]
--> "If your name end with "in" ''time to get out!''"
* PerpetualSmiler: He's got a giant smirk on his face the whole time.
* PetTheDog: References his reforms, attempts to open the Soviet Union and its people to the West and bringing down the Berlin Wall.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: Insists that he's the only one in the Russian Five to be this.
* RedRightHand: Inverted. He has a birthmark on his forehead, but is the nicest of the Russian Five.
* TokenGoodTeammate: Plays himself up as this, claiming the others were too aggressive.

!![[UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin Vladimir Putin]]
-> '''Played by:''' Peter Shukoff

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: Takes pride in his judo moves.
* BadassBaritone: He has a really deep voice.
* BadassBoast: A few.
--> "Doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука."
--> "The last man who attacked me has a half-life so comrade, come at me!"
--> "You'll find the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!"
* BigEntrance: He's introduced by his face on a jumboscreen that bursts to reveal him.
* TheComicallySerious: His stone-faced mug adds some silliness to his verses.
* DeadpanSnarker: [[DullSurprise Incredibly deadpan]] and incredibly snarky.
* GeniusBruiser: Claims to be just as brainy as he is brawny.
* GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere: "Did somebody say real power?"
* GratuitousRussian: Calling Stalin, Lenin, and Gorbachev "bitch" in Russian.
* HitlerCam: His appearance on the jumboscreen.
* NiceHat: A large, furry one that, combinded with his shirtless chest, makes him look manlier than the other four.
* OneSteveLimit: Averted - he isn't the only Vladimir to show up in his battle. See above.
* OohMeAccentsSlipping: Starts somewhere [[FakeRussian vaguely Russian]], ends up somewhere vaguely Creator/SylvesterStallone.
* RatedMForManly: He acts the most masculine of the Russian Five.
* TheStoic: Seems relatively calm for the most part.
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: "Doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука!!"
* WalkingShirtlessScene: To show off the judo muscles.

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