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--->'''Shane:''' He has threatened to kill me a lot. I think eventually he will start murdering people when he runs out of ideas for True Crime.

--->'''Ryan:''' I'm not saying that there's lizard (people)– aw fuck, I guess that is what I'm saying.

--->'''Shane:''' We swear a lot on this show.\\

--->'''Ryan:''' [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments No one can see the top of your head, except God.]]

--->'''Ryan:''' You, I've said this before, are a strange man.
--->'''Shane:''' Guilty as charged.

--->'''Shane:''' If you're gonna kill a bunch of people, you might as well have some fun with it.

---> '''Shane:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Say lizard people out loud.]]

-->'''Shane:''' ''({{facepalm}}ing with both hands)'' I know everybody wanted to hear about this case, but I don't wanna anymore...

-->''I also try not to be an asshole sometimes and, uh, Hannah was crying... I was like, this means a lot to her. I'm not gonna do my usual'' [mocking himself] ''"whoa don't you ever know what a house makes noises like?"''

* JustLikeRobinHood: It's a RunningGag that he really hates rich people, and will cheer on any crimes that target them specifically. If the target is a corporation instead of a specific person, even better. Ryan even says he has "a Robin Hood complex."

* AbsurdPhobia: Shane, who remains unafraid even while confronting possible demons and/or ghosts, is scared of being forced to do drugs (particularly heroin), even going as far as to present someone walking up to him and sticking a needle in his arm as his worst nightmare. While [[AdultFear the fear itself is understandable]], Ryan makes fun of its ridiculous specificity.
** Taken UpToEleven in the Villa Montezuma episode, with Shane claiming to be afraid of [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments avocados.]]

* TheGadfly: Shane openly admits in the "Spontaneous Human Combustion" that he's this, saying "At least one of us is doing it".

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: He doesn't believe in ghosts, but he's a very strange person despite that. His exploits include insisting that you can eat a pickle from a pond "if it's fresh", putting insane amounts of effort into his Hot Daga series, cheerfully talking to ghosts despite not believing in them, attempting to seduce a dead woman with his belly button, dancing on the Goatman's bridge and yelling it's his bridge now, etc.

* NotSoAboveItAll: Even Shane has to admit Voodoo priest Bloody Mary "kicks ass".

* Cloudcuckoolander: He doesn't believe in ghosts, but he's a very strange person despite that. His exploits include insisting that you can eat a pickle from a pond "if it's fresh", putting insane amounts of effort into his Hot Daga series, cheerfully talking to ghosts despite not believing in them, attempting to seduce a dead woman with his belly button, dancing on the Goatman's bridge and yelling it's his bridge now, etc.

* {{Adorkable}}: Ryan is fascinated with true crime and always takes his research seriously. It's clear in his enthusiasm how much he loves doing the series.
** When he's drunk, Ryan becomes giggly and unable to say anything without bursting into little fits of laughter.

* Adorkable: Ryan is fascinated with true crime and always takes his research seriously. It's clear in his enthusiasm how much he loves doing the series.