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'''[[ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} Clint Barton]]:''' [[CaptainObvious Wow. You're really bad at this.]]\\

* In ''WesternAnimation/ElTigreTheAdventuresOfMannyRivera'', Frida asks Manny's mother for different books to see if the library actually has a book for everything. She asks for a book about churros, a books about exploding things, a book about guitars, and a books for eating churros while playing an exploding guitar (which of course, [[SpecificSituationBooks the library has]].)

** From the episode "Lobsterfest".

** In "Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks", Tina is freaking out over lying to an insurance agent. "This is all wrong, I'm going to jail! Or hell! Or hell-jail!" (fantasizes being in the lunch line at Hell Jail:)

* In the ''CareBearsAdventuresInCareALot'' episode "No Snow Day," the bears are trying to find something their human friend McKenna wants to do, suggesting a picnic, flowers, or belly ball. McKenna rejects them all individually, then adds that she doesn't even like "playing belly ball on a picnic with flowers."

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* ''WesternAnimation/{{The Amazing World of Gumball}}'': When Nicole is trying to explain to Yuki why she was always jealous of her.

* ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', when Dale tries to figure out [[CampGay the new persona]] Bill adopts for his job at a hair salon.
-->'''Dale:''' Pirate! Waiter! Pirate waiter!

-->'''Dale:''' Objection! Conjecture! ... Objecture!

--->'''Pinkie Pie''': ''(referring to a made-up bear that Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash have said that they're house sitting for)'' He's vacationing at the beach?
--->'''Rainbow Dash''': Yep! He loves to...
--->'''Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy''': Play beach volleyball!/Collect seashells! ''({{Beat}}.)''
--->Collect seashells/Play beach volleyball! ''({{Beat}}.)''
--->Play seashells!/Collect volleyballs!

---> '''Applejack''': Rainbow Dash, what's going on with this rain? I mean, chocolate milk? I mean, chocolate milk rain?

* ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}'' Samuel Johnson is pitching his dictionary to a book publisher, who [[ItWillNeverCatchOn thinks a book full of words and their definitions would be incredibly boring]]. "People want swordfights! They want giants! They want horses! They want...giant horses having swordfights!"

* Happens twice in one episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' ("[[Recap/RugratsS3E7WhenWishesComeTrueAngelicaBreaksALeg When Wishes Come True]]"):
-->'''Lil:''' ''[about Angelica]'' She should turn into mashed peas!\\

-->'''Lil:''' "I'm cold!"
-->'''Chuckie:''' "I'm hungry!"
-->'''Phil:''' "I'm cold ''and'' hungry, and I think I need a new diaper!"

-->'''Phil:''' This really is the [[{{Malaproper}} bestest]] place in the whole wide world!\\

* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': As Squidward is justifying quitting his job...
-->'''Squidward:''' I can be anything I set my mind to! I can be a football player! Or a king! Or a spaceman!\\

* Done indirectly in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', where Stan is afraid that the terrorists are in league with another group, possibly the vampires or gays. He then tells Hayley to [[AssShove plug her butt with a clove of garlic]].

-->'''Tommy:''' I was thirsty! No, no, I was hungry! No, no, I was thirsty! No, I was hungry!
-->'''Numbuh 2:''' I want the truth!
-->'''Tommy:''' [[Film/{{Chinatown}} I was hungry AND thirsty!]]

'''Dexter:''' Dungeon! (''the backdrop changes to a dungeon with gray stone walls and a chained-up skeleton'')\\
'''Dee Dee:''' OK, [[HailfirePeaks dungeon-forest]], whatever. (''trees spontaneously appear in the dungeon'')

* From ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}:''

-->'''[[TheSmartGuy I.Q. High]]''': Playing video games, eating onion rings, playing video games while eating onion rings...

-->'''Timmy''': [[RunningGag Internet?]] ...Inheritance? ...''I inherited the Internet!''

-->'''Vicky:''' (''observing Dr. Snipowitz's devices'') What's this thing?\\

-->'''Francis:''' Turner, I remember a beating, and I remember you, but I don't remember beating you, so better safe than sorry.

--->'''[[Disney/{{Tangled}} Rapunzel]]''': Hairstyles!\\
'''Disney/{{Cinderella}}''': Talking pets!\\
'''[[Disney/ThePrincessAndTheFrog Tiana]]''': Hairstyles for our talking pets!

-->'''Coop:''' Nobody. No robot, no alien, no alien-robot does that to me and gets away with it.

-->'''Coop:''' Piece of cake. Ooh, I could go for some cake. Or some ice cream. Or some ice cream cake!

--> '''Gene:''' Gay... gay... mythical creature... gay mythical creature...

--> '''Tina''': What's for lunch?\\
'''Demon Lunch Lady''': Your ''lies!!!''\\
'''Tina''': NOOOOOOOO! That's what we had yesterday.

-->'''Linda:''' It's not a race.\\

* ''WesternAnimation/HomeMovies'' - the kids are at a hotel on a school field trip, and use it for location shooting:
-->'''Jason''': [as hotel clerk] Are you here for business or pleasure?
-->'''Melissa''': [as guest] Both!

* In the ''{{Toys/Lalaloopsy}}'' episode "March of the April Fools", Bea's library has guides on how to pull taffy, how to pull teeth, and how to pull taffy off your teeth.
* ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'':
--> '''Grunkle Stan:''' "I believe in things. America. Freedom. ''Amerifreedom."''

---> '''Mabel:''' "[[DemonicPossession Bill-Dipper]]! ''...Bipper!''"

--> '''Henry''': "They're dead meat! They're toast! They're dead meat on toast!"

--> '''Sheriff''': This here egg might someday grow up to be president, or [[CureYourGays find a cure for homosexuality]], or hell.....even become the next [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_T_Hall Tom T. Hall]]!\\
'''Early''': So what you're saying here is that my grandbaby right here, might someday grow up to be the Gay President of Tom T. Hall? Outstandinger than hell.

-->'''Gary''': She's coming in low and slow, it's classic Monarch 'look at my cool new thing' approach.\\
'''Sgt. Hatred''': Should I ready the extinguishers?\\
'''Gary''': Please! He only uses fire and lasers at night. I got my money on acid, or a magnet kind of thing.\\
''(scene change)''\\
'''The Monarch''': [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike READY THE ACID MAGNET!]]

-->'''Tuffnut:''' A severed head?\\

'''Tuffnut:''' Our cousin Lars’ severed head?\\

--->'''Sid:''' ''(after giving into Eugene's demand to paint it purple)'' We're still calling it the Dark Avenger.\\

-->'''Starsong''': I love to sing on stage!\\
'''Cheerilee''': And I'd rather sing in the bathtub.\\
'''Pinkie Pie''': But there's one thing that friends never, ever do, and that's--\\
'''Whimsy''': Sing on stage in a bathtub?

-->'''Maya''': You're not only going to be beautiful, you're going to be magnificent!\\
'''Willy''': I would even say beautifully magnificent.

-->'''Slusho''': What is it?\\
'''Chilbo''': It's a rock!\\
'''Snax''': It's an egg!\\
'''Dribbal''': It's an eggrock!

-->'''Dazzlessence Jones''': Sometimes they have claws! Sometimes they have fangs! Sometimes they have fangs for claws!
-->'''Sleepy Unicorn''': And claws for fangs.

-->'''Olly''': This mission's gonna be fun. And dangerous. And fungerous, which I think they can treat with a powder.

-->'''Falcon''': I thought the future was going to be about flying cars, not vacuum cleaners with death blades.
-->'''Magneto''': You should see the ''flying cars'' with death blades.

-->'''Mindy''': I guess, a planet. No, a moon. No, a planet with a moon?

-->'''Putty''': Can I offer you girls anything? Buttermilk? Tea? Milk?...Butter?

'''Bob:''' [[DistinctionWithoutADifference You're right, it's not a race.]] [[ThisMeansWar It's a war.]]\\

* Inverted in WesternAnimation/MoralOrel. With reverend Putty [[ItMakesSenseInContext offering drinks to some prostitutes Orel sent him for saving.]]

* In ''[[WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw Harvey Birdman, Attorney General]]'', Phil becomes President of the United States with no memory how and launches a missile into space that will eventually crash back into the White House but can be stopped mid-flight. For whatever reason, he can't stop the missile himself and needs to be impeached so someone else can take office and stop it. Since he was also never officially inaugurated, he declares that he will have an "inaugurpeachment" to be inaugurated and impeached at the same time.

'''Gene:''' [[BreadEggsMilkSquick It's a race war!]]\\
'''Bob:''' ''Gene.''

* In ''[[WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw Harvey Birdman, Attorney General]]'', Phil becomes President of the United States with no memory how and launches a missile into space that will eventually crash back into the White House but can be stopped mid-flight. For whatever reason, he can't stop the missile himself and needs to be impeached so someone else can take office and stop it. Since he was also never officially inaugurated, he declares that he will have an "inaugurpeachment".

* In the ''[[WesternAnimation/ThreeTwoOnePenguins 3-2-1 Penguins!]]'' episode "Trouble on Planet Wait-Your-Turn", this is how the Penguins describe how hot it is on the planet.

* In the ''WesternAnimation/ThreeTwoOnePenguins'' episode "Trouble on Planet Wait-Your-Turn", this is how the Penguins describe how hot it is on the planet.

* ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Ultimate Spider-Man}} Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors]]'': When Spider-Man returns to his own dimension after chasing Goblin across the multiverse, he sees Jameson ranting about him and expresses relief that he's not a funny animal, a woman, or a funny animal woman.

-->'''[[TheSnarkKnight Daria]]:''' Only [[LovableLibby Quinn]] could turn being smart into a fad.\\

* Happens twice in one episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'' ("When Wishes Come True"):

** From "The Blizzard", when the babies take shelter in an igloo:

** In "[[KidsPreferBoxes The Box]]", when Phil and Lil find Stu's empty box, Phil wants to pretend the box is a house, while Lil wants to pretend the box is a cave. The twins argue with each other for a while, until they settle on pretending the box is a house ''and'' a cave.

* In ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', after Timmy wishes to look popular and a friend asks him where he got his clothes:

** Used twice in "A Hero for the Hoodwinks." First, when Clover suggests he get a reward for helping the Hoodwinks, such as a pie, a parade, or a pie and a parade. Later, Buzzer tells the others that he makes prank potions, prank powders, prank-potion-y powders, and [[DepartmentOfRedundencyDepartment potion-y prank potions]].