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* [[http://vengeancelatte.tumblr.com/post/177811345922/i-couldnt-get-this-idea-out-of-my-head-oops This]] ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia'' fan comic questions what would happen if PrehensileTail Ojiro Mashirao and {{Invisibility}}-using Tooru Hagakure had a child...

* ''Fanfic/ZanyToTheMax'': The finale of the second season has Yakko come up with a survey for Coach Nurse to take. The survey combines beans and ''WesternAnimation/TheMrMenShow'' in various ways, similar to the "Beans and George Wendt survey" (as it was called in this episode) from the canon episode "Survey Ladies" (see Western Animation below). Subverted with the last two questions, one of which being "AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering".

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8101469/1/Hermione-Granger-is-Stupid Hermione Granger Is Stupid]]'':
-->Hermione looked like she was about to cry. Or hex her. Or hex her while crying. The girl was scary sometimes.

--> '''[=NotTheHawkGuy=] replied''': That or [[AwesomenessIsVolatile catch fire]]. Or [[BeeAfraid turn into bees]]. Or turn into ''bees on fire''.

[[AC:Harry Potter]]

'''Loki:''' Magic! Shoplifting. Magic shoplifting?

* In [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11997199/1/Fries this]] ''WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool'' fanfiction:
-->'''Deandra''': Thank you, Shay. Mackenzie. [[PortmanteauCoupleName ...Shaykenzie.]]
* In the story ''FanFic/RainbowInTheDark'', during the Running of the Leaves, Brownie thinks the only way he won't come in dead last is if "one of the participants was a turtle. Or a snail. Or a creature fusing a turtle and a snail."
* ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'' has Calvin complaining about Dr. Brainstorm's name:
--> "That's a dumb name. Why not something interesting? Like Doctor Doom, or Doctor Chaos, or Doctor Chaotic Doom?"
* ''Fanfic/FriendshipIsMagicTheAdventuresOfSpike'': Spike hopes the Elements of Harmony send Chrysalis to the moon, or turn her to stone, or preferably both.
* Chapter 4 of ''Fanfic/NoGodsOnlyGuns'' starts with Lilith and Kaidan arguing over whether to sell the Eridian Artifact or give it to the Alliance. Roland defuses the situation by suggesting that they sell it to the Alliance.
* Paper Mario: Legend of the Clouds Chapter 36: [=SchoolTime=]: Part IV - Mario (thinking): "Now I can't even tell if they're stupid, insane, or just cleverly stupid and insane."
* ''Fanfic/ZanyToTheMax'': The finale of the second season has Yakko come up with a survey for Coach Nurse to take. The survey combines beans and ''WesternAnimation/TheMrMenShow'' in various ways, similar to the "Beans and George Wendt survey" (as it was called in this episode) from the canon episode "Survey Ladies" (see Western Animation below). Subverted with the last two questions, one of which being "AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering".
* ''Fanfic/AmberNightAndTheCurseOfTheDiabolicalPastryThief'':
--> "He jumped over a barrel, then rolled beneath a balance beam, then barrel-rolled through an array of laser defense systems specifically designed to stop him."
* ''Fanfic/SuperheroRPF'' gives us this exchange (they talk about Loki):
--> Do you ever get the feeling when you're near him that everything's going to just [[StuffBlowingUp explode for no reason]]?
--> '''[=NotTheHawkGuy=] replied''': That or [[AwesomenessIsVolatile catch fire]]. Or [[BeeAfraid turn into bees]]. Or turn into ''bees on fire''.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6466185/4/Harry-the-Hufflepuff Harry the Hufflepuff]]'' Harry's uncle once took him to Grunnings Drills for some reason or other.
-->Being a year or three younger than he currently was, Harry was uncertain about the exact circumstances and whys of his visit, but he vaguely recalled something about possibly meeting some burglars or rioters, or rioting burglars, or maybe it was being a meat shield for Vernon against rioters.
* ''[[http://vanhinck.deviantart.com/art/Loki-and-Dr-Selvig-Doodles-244517569 Loki and Dr. Selvig]]'':
-->'''Dr. Selvig:''' How are you getting all these suits, anyway?\\
'''Loki:''' Magic! Shoplifting. Magic shoplifting?
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11490053/16/Midnight-Flights-and-Midnight-Follies Midnight Flights and Midnight Follies]]'' Harry is interrupted while making out with Daphne and tries [[ThinkUnsexyThoughts thinking unsexy thoughts]] to banish his erection.
-->''Dead puppies. Aragog. Aragog eating dead puppies. Ron's disgusting table manners. Snape. Snape and Ron having babies. Ew!''

* ''[[http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-18506-9/DragonKitty+A+Witch+s+Family.htm A Witch's Family]]'':
-->Every single one of the Weasleys and their guests glared at Percy, muttering beneath their breaths about him being a ‘git’ ‘prat’ ‘wanker’ or, in Ron’s words, a ‘gitty prat of a wanker’.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11445761/26/What-families-do What Families Do]]'':
-->'''Harry:''' Bullying my friends, my family or my friends' families is not going to win you in with me, Malfoy, in case you're so dim-witted that you haven't realized it yet.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8101469/1/Hermione-Granger-is-Stupid Hermione Granger Is Stupid]]'':
-->Hermione looked like she was about to cry. Or hex her. Or hex her while crying. The girl was scary sometimes.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4882425/2/More-Than-Familiar More Than Familiar]]'' Harry's owl Hedwig is revealed to be a witch locked into her Animagus form by an enemy. Harry's Animagus form is also an owl.
-->'''Hedwig:''' Gee, I wonder, if you had to choose between flying or sex with me, which one you '''would''' choose.\\
'''Harry:''' How about sex with you while flying?
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4912291/22/The-Best-Revenge The Best Revenge]]'':
-->Finally they reached a large painting of two beautiful blonde women in ancient costume. Harry wondered if they were witches or goddesses--or witches who were worshipped as goddesses.\\
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Had the world just changed? Snape considered what to do. He considered what he ought to do, what he wanted to do, and what he ought to want to do.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12048619/22/The-Ilvermorny-Champion The Ilvermorny Champion]]'' Hermione makes a catty remark about [[ReallyGetsAround Mandy Brocklehurst]].
-->'''Harry:''' Wow. Been keeping that one in very long, Hermione?\\
'''Hermione:''' Yep. Because you've been distracting me... by being nice, then being my boyfriend, then a nice boyfriend.

* ''[[http://ficwad.com/story/168414 The End of Pure England]]'':
-->'''Harry:''' First of all, those under eleven have been separated out and sent to various countries around the world. They will be raised under probation. If they live their lives within the laws – including the laws saying you shouldn’t reproduce with your siblings, parents, or your parents’ siblings – they should be alright.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8333963/34/Emerald-Flight-Book-One-Union Emerald Flight Book One: Union]]'':
-->'''The Flash:''' Why can't harmless, fluffy alien bunnies ever invade? I mean it's always world domination this or that, or eating humanity or dominating the world while eating humanity.
* ''Fanfic/DungeonKeeperAmi'':
** [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/dungeon-keeper-ami-sailor-moon-dungeon-keeper-story-only-thread.30066/page-7#post-6355841 Here]]: "The imp-made engravings had nudity and intertwined bodies too, but they were more stylized and alternated with gory battle scenes. Ami winced a little when she spotted an engraving that mixed both themes."
** [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/dungeon-keeper-ami-sailor-moon-dungeon-keeper-story-only-thread.30066/page-6#post-6355814 Here]]:
--> "I find out that all portals leading out of my domain have been mysteriously blocked from the outside. At the same time."
--> In sharp contrast to the Keeper's expression, his voice remained cheerful. It only got a bit louder when the rattling of the knight shaking in his armour threatened to drown it out.
--> "Mysterious. And synchronous. Mysteriously synchronous."
* In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8462437/chapters/19807165 This Gonna Be Good]]'' Fred, George and Lee search for a decent Hogwarts Express compartment.
-->'''Fred:''' Pick us a winner Lee!\\
'''George:''' Make sure it's not infiltrated by Slytherins!\\
'''Fred:''' Or boring book worms!\\
'''Fred/George:''' Or boring Slytherin book worms!
* ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/4943245/chapters/11347192 Make a Plan]]'':
-->'''Ted:''' I've heard [Ludo Bagman] has a problem with debts, gambling, and gambling debts. If you win, you might have a hard time tracking him down again.
* ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/413495/chapters/716373 Finding Home]]'':
-->'''Death:''' ...Thanos has oft been called the Mad Titan.\\
'''Harry:''' Trust me, there isn't a single person out there who tried to rule the world or destroy the world or rule and destroy the world that wasn't at least somewhat mad.

* ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Coco}} Ernesto de la Cruz]] [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/13573815 vs. the Court of Public Opinion]]'':
-->De la Cruz’s record-keeping improves after the end of July 1921, when he abruptly leaves the north and returns to Mexico City. Some scholars have argued that he was fleeing a love affair gone wrong. Some, based on an entry in May for $7 ‘brwd frm H’, argue that he was escaping debts. Hernandez (2012) suggests he was running away from a romantic partner to whom he owed money.
* In the ''WebVideo/FriendshipIsWitchcraft'' episode "Dragone Baby Gone", Fluttershy's stats are:
-->'''Skills:''' Clubs, Spikes, Clubbing Spike\\
'''Item:''' Spiked Club\\
'''Dislikes:''' Clubbing, [[RunningGag Spike]]
* ''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC'':
** The patriotic items Franchise/GreenLantern brings to the video featuring him and ComicBook/CaptainAmerica include an apple pie, an American flag, and an "apple flag pie" (which has a crust resembling the flag).
** In one of the movie trailer parodies, this one parodying ''Film/InglouriousBasterds'', ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} plays the sergeant. He gives us "And the skrull will grow to fear the pain they will feel at our hands, and at the edge of our knives, [camera switch to ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}] and the edge of the knives that come from our hands."

* In the penultimate episode of ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged'' has Serena suggests that Anne is "doing drugs, performing a voodoo ritual or doing drugs while performing a voodoo ritual". When pointed out that Anne is praying, she takes it UpToEleven and suggests that Anne is "praying to the voodoo gods for more drugs".
* ''WebVideo/CodeMent'':
** Lelouch comes up with one of these in when expressing his disappointment with the new Knightmares:
--->'''One:''' I dunno. They coulda made them look cooler. Like with more guns and shit. Or put, like, a chainsaw on them--HOLY MARMALADE OF SWEET SUGARY GOODNESS! They should have guns that shoot chainsaws! Someone get on that already!
** He later asks the Dark Knights to come up with better ideas to decide who gets the newest model, resulting in an example of [[UpToEleven Bread, Eggs, Breaded Breaded Eggs]].
--->'''Ohgi:''' How about like, a gun that shoots another gun?\\
'''One:''' Okay, okay, I'm liking it, but it's missing something.\\
'''Kallen:''' How about a gun that shoots another gun that shoots chainsaw bullets?\\
'''One:''' Kallen gets the robot.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'' CharacterBlog ''Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt,'' [[MadScientist Doofenshmirtz]] complains about kids' bake sales.

* On Ponytopia.net (''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' roleplaying website) the front page has a disclaimer below the introduction that the "portal that looks just like a website" to Equestria is in fact "Not an actual portal, Batteries not included, May contain Ponies, Nuts and nutty Ponies."

* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/2363591/chapters/5220356#workskin Harry Potter and the Herald of the Dreamland]]'':
-->'''Harry:''' Why are we fighting goblins? Why not giants? Or spiders? Or giant spiders?

* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13420451/4/A-Time-For-Harmony-And-Vengeance A Time For Harmony And Vengeance]]'':
-->'''Sirius:''' I'm here under the official protection of Sanctuary.\\
'''Hermione:''' Sanctuary? But this isn't a church!\\
'''Sirius:''' People have been married here. People have had babies here. In fact, I think people have gotten married right here in the Hospital Wing while in the process of having babies! I think that qualifies Hogwarts as a place of Sanctuary!
* The summary of ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1544852/1/Clueless-By-Night Clueless By Night]]'':
-->Harry's run into an unexpected Weasley in the streets of London. Loaded with humor, undead, and humor about the undead.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'' fanfiction ''Fanfic/TheNightmareHouse'' has Leni have a nightmare about giant talking spiders who suggest enslaving her eating her, or enslaving her and ''then'' eating her.

* ''Fanfic/BoldoresAndBoomsticks'': Ruby told Nora that Penny has "lasers, and swords, and laser swords".
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13437959/10/Princeps Princeps]]'':
-->'''Voldemort:''' ''Pay attention to me.''\\
'''Harry:''' ''I don't see a reason to. I know that you brought me here to kill me or torture me. Or kill me after torturing me. You're not going to say anything interesting.''
* ''Fanfic/AndSoWeFight:'' Zant dismisses the Ravagers as an ArmyOfThievesAndWhores, almost verbatim. Ishaka indignantly replies some of them are thieving whores.

* The finale of the second season of ''Fanwork/ZanyToTheMax'' has Yakko come up with a survey for Coach Nurse to take. The survey combines beans and ''WesternAnimation/TheMrMenShow'' in various ways, similar to the "Beans and George Wendt survey" (as it was called in this episode) from the canon episode "Survey Ladies" (see Western Animation below). Subverted with the last two questions, one of which being "AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering".

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6466185/4/Harry-the-Hufflepuff Harry the Hufflepuff]]'' Harry's uncle once took him to Grunnings Drills for some vague reason or other.

'''[[SpeakInUnison Fred/George]]:''' Or boring Slytherin book worms!

* ''FanFic/{{Amber Night and the Curse of the Diabolical Pastry Thief}}'':

-->'''Dr. Selvig:''' How are you getting all these suits, anyway?
-->'''Loki:''' Magic! Shoplifting. Magic shoplifting?

* [[http://vengeancelatte.tumblr.com/post/177811345922/i-couldnt-get-this-idea-out-of-my-head-oops This]] ''Manga/MyHeroAcademia'' fan comic questions what would happen if [[PrehensileTail Ojiro Mashirao]] and [[{{Invisibility}} Tooru Hagakure]] had a child...

* ''[[FanFic/FriendshipIsMagicTheAdventuresOfSpike Friendship Is Magic: The Adventures of Spike]]'': Spike hopes the Elements of Harmony send Chrysalis to the moon, or turn her to stone, or preferably both.

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* ''[[WesternAnimation/Coco Ernesto de la Cruz]] [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/13573815 vs. the Court of Public Opinion]]'':

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11490053/16/Midnight-Flights-and-Midnight-Follies Midnight Flights and Midnight Follies]]'' Harry is interrupted while making out with Daphne Greengrass and tries [[ThinkUnsexyThoughts thinking unsexy thoughts]] to banish his erection.

* In ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/8462437/chapters/19807165 This Gonna Be Good]]'' Fred, George and Lee are searching for a decent compartment on the Hogwarts Express.

'''HarryPotter:''' Trust me, there isn't a single person out there who tried to rule the world or destroy the world or rule and destroy the world that wasn't at least somewhat mad.

* From ''[[http://vanhinck.deviantart.com/art/Loki-and-Dr-Selvig-Doodles-244517569 Loki and Dr. Selvig]]'':

* In ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/8462437/chapters/19807165 This Gonna Be Good]]'' Fred, George and Lee are searching for a decent compartment on the Hogwarts Express.

* The finale of the second season of ''Fanwork/ZanyToTheMax'' has Yakko come up with a survey for Coach Nurse to take. The survey combines beans and ''TheMrMenShow'' in various ways, similar to the "Beans and George Wendt survey" (as it was called in this episode) from the canon episode "Survey Ladies" (see Western Animation below). Subverted with the last two questions, one of which being "AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering".