History Blog / FireBlogger

* YouAreNotReady: During a liveblogging of Super Bowl XLV on Pajiba.com, he [[TemptingFate wondered why everyone was dreading the incoming disaster of]] Music/TheBlackEyedPeas, and mentions that he's reviewed songs by the Westboro Baptist Church worse than Music/TheBlackEyedPeas. Everyone in the chat room responds to that comment with this. HilariousInHindsight indeed, as the halftime show turned out to be one of the worst in history.

According to him, Facebook Notes stopped working on his computer, and he has recently started releasing his riffs to Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses. Of course, his blog is in the blogs section, rather than the articles.

* TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou: Towards ''Series/TheMiddle''. A post on the Wiki/TVTropes Website/{{Facebook}} page made by him specifically told readers ''not'' to make fun of ''The Middle'' anywhere on the internet, with the exception of on his blog.

The Fire Blogger is a Website/{{Facebook}} Internet personality. He is a [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] TV reviewer, and tears several shows he considers overrated apart. The first show he riffed is TheMiddle. His blog used to be exclusive to tearing each episode of TheMiddle a new one, but he appears to have broadened his horizons to making fun of Kidz Bop and awful Music/WeirdAlYankovic-style parodies from the Westboro Baptist Church.

* CatchPhrase: "PLAY HER OFF, KEYBOARD CAT!", for whenever [[TheMiddle Sue]] fails epically.

* GilliganCut: One of his [[RunningGag Running Gags]] is pointing out TheMiddle's abuse of [[GilliganCut Gilligan Cuts]].
* GoMadFromTheRevelation: While riffing on TheMiddle's IMDB message boards for a third time, he theorizes that [[RuleOfFunny not only the creator, but all of the show's writers are watching the message boards]] [[FridgeHorror closely]], and does, in fact, GoMadFromTheRevelation, to the point where he needs medical marijuana in a pot brownie, which results in a MushroomSamba for the rest of the post.

* TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou: Towards TheMiddle. A post on the Wiki/TVTropes Website/{{Facebook}} page made by him specifically told readers ''not'' to make fun of TheMiddle anywhere on the internet, with the exception of on his blog.
* OnlySaneMan: How he views himself (and his followers) when it comes to TheMiddle. That being said, he does respect people with other views, and doesn't like [[{{Troll}} trolls]].

* RunningGag: Many, including pointing out that TheMiddle uses the same jokes.
** Getting creeped out by [[TheMiddle Axl]] [[DudeNotFunny not wearing pants]].
** After [[TheMiddle Sue]] fails, he yells, "PLAY HER OFF, [[MemeticMutation KEYBOARD CAT!]]"
** Pointing out [[TheMiddle Frankie and Mike's]] ParentalNeglect and/or ParentalObliviousness.
* WellIntentionedExtremist: His view on the editors of this very page. He believes it's nice that there are people who like the blog enough to create a page for it, but believes they [[UnwantedAssistance are misguided]], should leave TheMiddle alone, and wants [[ArtistDisillusionment the page deleted]].

* YouAreNotReady: During a liveblogging of Super Bowl XLV on Pajiba.com, he [[TemptingFate wondered why everyone was dreading the incoming disaster of the]] BlackEyedPeas, and mentions that he's reviewed songs by the Westboro Baptist Church worse than the BlackEyedPeas. Everyone in the chat room responds to that comment with this. HilariousInHindsight indeed, as the halftime show turned out to be one of the worst in history.

* DeadpanSnarker: He is very GenreSavvy, and uses this quality of his to refer to other sources of media to attack the shows he riffs on.
* GenreSavvy: He's like this many times in his reviews.

* TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou: Towards TheMiddle. A post on the TVTropes Website/{{Facebook}} page made by him specifically told readers ''not'' to make fun of TheMiddle anywhere on the internet, with the exception of on his blog.

The Fire Blogger is a {{Facebook}} Internet personality. He is a [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] TV reviewer, and tears several shows he considers overrated apart. The first show he riffed is TheMiddle. His blog used to be exclusive to tearing each episode of TheMiddle a new one, but he appears to have broadened his horizons to making fun of Kidz Bop and awful Music/WeirdAlYankovic-style parodies from the Westboro Baptist Church.

* TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou: Towards TheMiddle. A post on the TVTropes {{Facebook}} page made by him specifically told readers ''not'' to make fun of TheMiddle anywhere on the internet, with the exception of on his blog.

* WellIntentionedExtremist: His view on the editors of this very page. He believes it's nice that there are people who like the blog enough to create a page for it, but believes they [[StopHelpingMe are misguided]], should leave TheMiddle alone, and wants [[ArtistDisillusionment the page deleted]].

The FireBlogger is a {{Facebook}} Internet personality. He is a [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] TV reviewer, and tears several shows he considers overrated apart. The first show he riffed is TheMiddle. His blog used to be exclusive to tearing each episode of TheMiddle a new one, but he appears to have broadened his horizons to making fun of Kidz Bop and awful Music/WeirdAlYankovic-style parodies from the Westboro Baptist Church.

There are a few speculations about why he is called the FireBlogger. Some think that it's because of his real name (Jack Phoenix), but he insists that it's because [[FridgeBrilliance he puts himself through "Entertainment Hell" and that there is "plenty of fire in Entertainment Hell".]]

!!Tropes present include:

* CausticCritic: The FireBlogger himself, taking shows most people like and thoroughly, mercilessly tearing them apart.

* ClicheStorm: Considers TheMiddle as this.

* FanNickname: Does this to [[TheMiddle Ms. Rinsky]], Doris Roberts' character, by noting how much Roberts reminds him of Mrs. Peacock, and calls her Mrs. Peacock whenever he refers to Ms. Rinsky. Also does this to the majority of the cast for a bit, and decides to use their normal names instead.

* OneOfUs: Confirmed in about every post, to the point where he called TheMiddle's episode about prayer Anvilicious.

According to him, Facebook Notes stopped working on his computer, and he has recently started releasing his riffs to ThatGuyWithTheGlasses. Of course, his blog is in the blogs section, rather than the articles.

The FireBlogger is a {{Facebook}} Internet personality. He is a [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] TV reviewer, and tears several shows he considers overrated apart. The first show he riffed is TheMiddle. His blog used to be exclusive to tearing each episode of TheMiddle a new one, but he appears to have broadened his horizons to making fun of Kidz Bop and awful WeirdAl-style parodies from the Westboro Baptist Church.

* MoralGuardians: He released a review of a trailer for Justin Bieber's upcoming movie. It was a little less family friendly, as he let out many insults toward JustinBieber that would give him a PG-13 rating. Days later, it was deleted. He's let a few of his fans know that it was because his [[MyBelovedSmother parents]] gave him Hell about it later. He has also mentioned [[TakeThat wanting to mock his parents' tendency to control what he says on his own blog]].

** Pointing out that [[TheMiddle Brick]] is an [[DudeNotFunny offensive]] [[AmbiguouslyAutistic allegory for autism]].

* WellIntentionedExtremist: His view on the editors of this very page. He believes it's nice that there are people who like the blog enough to create a page for it, but believes they [[StopHelpingMe are misguided]], should leave TheMiddle alone, and wants [[ArtistDisillusionment the page deleted]].

* GilliganCut: One of his RunningGags is pointing out TheMiddle's abuse of GilliganCuts.

** Pointing out [[TheMiddle Frankie and Mike's]] ParentalNeglect and/or ParentalObliviousness.

The FireBlogger is a new internet personality found on Facebook. He is a [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] TV reviewer, and tears several shows he considers overrated apart. The first show he riffed is TheMiddle. His blog used to be exclusive to tearing each episode of TheMiddle a new one, but he appears to have broadened his horizons to making fun of Kidz Bop and awful WeirdAl-style parodies from the Westboro Baptist Church.

* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Or, in this case, Alternate IMDB User Interpretation. FireBlogger, while ranting on dumb fans of TheMiddle on IMDB, FireBlogger finds a user named GunsmokeRocks, and he judges the wording in Gunsmoke's posts which makes him believe that [[RuleOfFunny Gunsmoke is Alex Reid incognito]]. It's actually pretty funny.

* CrossesTheLineTwice: Saying that he wouldn't care if Axl got an STD.
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: Taking a long time to defend HomeschooledKids, after TheMiddle took an unfunny TakeThat to said HomeschooledKids.
*** Especially considering there was [[DidNotDoTheResearch no research]] behind TheMiddle's said TakeThat. Knowing that, of course, makes FireBlogger's long, epic TakeThat against bigoted public school parents even more awesome.
** His long post in which he disowns Asalieri and BusyStreet is a CrazyAwesome lecture thrown at Asalieri, pointing out that even though he makes fun of The Middle's fans, he doesn't go on IMDB to make fun of them there, get his posts deleted, and then banned from the website. He also acknowledged that BusyStreet, using their favorite search engine, could probably find his post and make fun of him for it, and he risked a long flame war just so that he could call Asalieri out, and defend TV Tropes.
** Overall, it's him giving logical reasons why he considers TheMiddle as the worst TV show in existence. Especially when TheMiddle has a humongous fanbase. But if you love the show, YourMileageMayVary.

* LoveItOrHateIt: He is either considered giving truthful synopses about overrated TV shows, or a hateful, bitter person who hates things for the sake of hating things.
* MalcolmInTheMiddle: He clearly loves this show, has seen every episode at least a few times (enough for him to know when TheMiddle plagiarizes MalcolmInTheMiddle).
* MSTing: His form of reviews. He explains what's going on in the episode/movie that he's riffing on, and then makes fun of it.

** Pointing out [[TheMiddle Frankie and Mike's]] ParentalNeglect and/or ParentalObliviousness.
* TheMiddle: The first, and current show which he rips to shreds, pointing out the countless times when it has ripped off other shows.

** Overall, it's him giving logical reasons why he considers TheMiddle as the [[SoBadItsHorrible worst TV show in existence]]. Especially when TheMiddle has a humongous fanbase. But if you love the show, YourMileageMayVary.

* SoBadItsHorrible: He considers TheMiddle as this.

* SeinfeldIsUnfunny: He is puzzled by the fact that TheMiddle has over 8 million viewers.

* TheMiddle: The first, and current show which he rips to shreds, pointing out the countless times when it has ripped off other shows.
* TheNostalgiaCritic: Referred to his catchprase once, before realizing that he wasn't finished with a riff yet.

** His post about [[JustinBieber Justin Bieber's]] upcoming documentary has taken his snarkiness to previously uncharted territory.

The FireBlogger is a new internet personality found on Facebook. He is a [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] TV reviewer, and tears several shows he considers overrated apart. The first show he riffed is TheMiddle.