History BadassBoast / WebOriginal

* ''WebOriginal/ZhirinovskysRussianEmpire'': Bob Kerrey gives one to Zhirinovsky [[spoiler: when he declares he will not cede Kosovo to the UIS, even at the risk of nuclear war]].

->"I am Chuck Fucking Norris. I've spread more blood and gore than forty score of [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln your puny civil wars,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"
-->-- '''Creator/ChuckNorris''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

-->'''Cell:''' The [[PrecisionFStrike F@#'s a Kami?!]]
-->'''Piccolo/Kami:''' It means god. ''Now bow.''

* The Courier of ''Machinima/CouriersMindRiseOfNewVegas'' being a [[HairTriggerTemper short tempered]] LargeHam, likes to throw these around in battle.. and despite having a strange accent and an eccentric personality still manages to sound badass.

* Gordon in ''Machinima/FreemansMind'' drops a lot of them.

* We are introduced to the main character of the online Irish comedy series ''I Am Fighter'' like so:
--> '''Barry''': My name is Barry "The Blender" Henderson. Now, they call me "The Blender", because if you get within reach of me, I'm gonna turn you into a paste.
** Naturally, it turns out that he's a woefully inept amateur Martial Artist.
** Thomas "The Tanker" Smythe tells us that his nickname comes from the fact that he'd walk around thinking people were shouting "The Blender! The Blender" when in fact, they were shouting "You bender! You bender!". Which, as he helpfully informs us, is "A derogatory term for 'faggot' ".
* Tsuru, the kindly grandmother figure of ''[[Literature/{{Touch 2017}} Touch]]'' gives us this one when someone convinces her to fight them seriously:
--> '''Tsuru''': You hurt my husband. Congratulations. You now have my attention.
** She then proceeds to [[spoiler: summon an entire army of ghosts.]]
* The Roleplay/{{Crinoverse}} has a lot of these, but one comes from the end of the Chicago Avengers when Indomitable faces a fallen ChosenOne, Mandragora. "My name is James Bennet. I am Indomitable. Know that I face you without malice or hatred, but I will defeat you all the same."
* ''Literature/IlivaisX'' is FULL of these, most coming from [[WorthyOpponent Seyne]] and [[HotBlooded Mille]], the latter prone to these nearly every day.
-->''“IRIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HEAR MY CRIES! HEAR MY SOUL! YOUR AGONY IS OVER, YOUR SUFFERING IS OVER! I STAND RIGHT HERE BEFORE YOU, NOT HIDING IN THE STEEL FLESH YOU GAVE ME, NOT ANYTHING BUT MYSELF! AND I SWEAR, I WILL SAVE YOU JUST LIKE THIS IF I HAVE TO! I WILL NEVER DIE, NOT UNTIL YOU STAND BY MY SIDE! YOUR DAYS OF HATE AND REGRET AND SADNESS HAVE CONCLUDED! WHEN THE SUN RETURNS TO OUR SKY, OUR NEW LIFE BEGINS, OUR AGONY WILL BE ERASED, AND THE WORLD WILL BE OURS! ...So please...wait for me..."''
* In ''Roleplay/SurvivalOfTheFittest'' v1, ,by Danya in Antonio Franchini's profile conclusions.
-->'''Danya:''' Let's get one thing straight. [[TheMafia The mafia]], [[UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks the US Government]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking even MADD]] - none of those organizations can scare me, and none can even touch me. The mafia wants to have a go at me, they can go ahead, but they'll have to find me first.

* Marriland from ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9oVUx-RbA Serebii vs. Marriland]]'':
--> "When I was a young child, everybody ignored me because I was smarter than all of them. [[ChildProdigy When they were praticising their abc's, I was writing exquisite essays of epic proportions]]. When they were learning how to multiply by ten, I was learning to divide by zero. My skills have always surpassed my opponents but you, Serebii, are the exception and you must be taken out at any and all costs."
* Recoome from ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' has this to say in Episode 20.
--> '''Recoome:''' Hit... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg Recoome's music!]] Vegeta! You think that just because you're the Prince of all Saiyans, you're the [[Wrestling/ChrisJericho best there is at what you do]], but [[Wrestling/HulkHogan let Recoome tell ya somethin', brother]], you ain't no Comicbook/{{Wolverine}}, and you ain't got what it takes to step up to a [[Wrestling/BookerT FIVE-TIME CHAMPION!]] You see, Vegeta, you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe! How they're the most ruthless! Well, look where they are now... DEAD! [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin You talk about your legends, and your warrior race, and your pride]], but that [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson doesn't mean a damn thing to this man!]] BECAUSE THE NAME'S, RECOOME! AND IT RHYMES, WITH DOOM! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HURTIN', ALL! TOO! SOOOOON!
** Apparently, Freeza has heard (nearly) every BadassBoast known to man - he even keeps track of how often he hears them (which is something of a BadassBoast in it's own right)! This changes when Goku tells him "I'mma deck you in the schnozz!"
** When Vegeta mistakenly believes he has become a Super Saiyan and incessantly brags about it, Freeza has this response:
--->'''Freeza''': Okay, seriously, first off, Super Saiyan. What is that, what even IS that? I'll tell you what it is: It's just some ''stupid'' legend passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire like it was their own dung. Let me tell you Vegeta, I don't deal in legends... I deal in facts. And here's a fact; by the end of this, you are going to be crying... like a little bitch.
*** It has become a RunningGag to have Vegeta do a boasting speech while the other characters either roll their eyes or get too distracted to follow.
** Soon after, when Goku actually ''becomes'' a Super Saiyan, he gives one in his own {{Cloudcuckoolander}} way:
--->'''Freeza:''' You... You're different. What happened? What the hell ''are you''?\\
'''Goku:''' Can't you tell, Freezer? It's just like Vegeta said.\\
'''Freeza:''' No you [[PrecisionFStrike f***ng]] don't...!\\
'''Goku:''' I am the hope of the Omniverse. I am the lightbulb in the darkness. I am the bacon in the fridge for all living things who cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that flaps in the night!]] ''I am Son Goku! And I am a Super--!'' (''[[ShutUpKirk Freeza shoots him in the head]], [[NoSell Goku leans his head back, unaffected]]'') ...Saiyan.
** Played with when Future Trunks moves in to fight Perfect Cell.
--->'''Krillin''': You sure you won't need [the Senzu Bean]?\\
'''Trunks''': No. This battle was over before it began.\\
'''Krillin''': Bad. Ass.\\
'''Cell''': Also accurate!
** And during that fight...
--->'''Cell''': I'm impressed! Behind all that angst and ridiculous hair, there's a real fighter!\\
'''Trunks''': And behind all that insufferable smarm is a dead man!\\
'''Cell''': Trunks...''you couldn't fathom the amount of dead men behind me''.
** When Super Saiyan 2 Gohan is "[[CurbStompBattle fighting]]" Cell:
---> '''Gohan:''' Cell... you don't get it. I ''hate'' this. The vibrations through my fists on contact... the taste of blood in my mouth... the sound of my heart in my ears... I ''hate'' it. I always have. But right now... in this moment... the only thing I hate more than it... is '''you'''.\\
'''Cell:''' Ugh. Put that on a Valentine.\\
'''Gohan:''' Because you were right about me. I was a coward... Scared of what would happen if I snap... Afraid that... if I lost it this time... I'd... never come back. That I'd finally... kill someone. But I'm not scared anymore, Cell.\\
'''Cell:''' Well, g-glad I could-- (''Gohan kicks him in the face'') GAAAAAAAAAAAH!\\
'''Gohan:''' [[ImpliedDeathThreat Because there is no point in being afraid of the inevitable.]]
** Piccolo after merging with Kami:
-->'''Cell:''' The [[PrecisionFStrike F@#'s a Kami?!]]
-->'''Piccolo/Kami:''' It means god. ''Now bow.''
* [[Creator/TeamFourStar Team Four Star's]] WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Episode 2 gives [[BattleButler Walter]] a better speech than perhaps what he got in the series when he proves his badassery:
--> '''Walter''': Hello. My name is Walter C. Dorneaz, ex-vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.
** Episode 7 gives one to Seras.
--->'''Seras''': Zorin, was it? L-listen, Zorin, this whole fuckin' place is ''my house''. You ain't the queen vampire bitch here; ''I am!'' And you know what we Brits always say: '''God. Save. The Queen.'''

* In Roleplay/{{Unregistered}}, it's common to see [[DropTheHammer Lance]] engage in this behaviour.
--> "Oh, {{you and what army}}?" the [[TooDumbToLive one with]] the shoemarked face replied.
--> "I'm a [[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] one man army."

* In AudioPlay/SamuraiSenshi, Orochi delivers a nice one to the [[EliteMooks Mizusan]]: "You know not to whom you speak. I shall tell you. I am Orochi, the Kikuchin-Ryu. I am the viper that wields the deadliest rokushakubo known to man: Himehabu. Come, Mizusan, and discover how venomous my bite can be!"
* When asked to provide his title before entering the arena, Torq of ''Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Podcast'' launches into a long list of his accomplishments, picking up in volume and intensity as he goes.
* In the WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJyoCRaavbI Cornshaq, baby, please...]]'', the [=LP=]er mentions that "If I'm not gonna die, why waste my time?" while blazing through ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2''. Slowbeef finds it hilarious and runs with it.
-->'''slowbeef:''' "[laughter] YO, THIS SHIT, THIS KICKS [=LP=] HOT, SON! I AIN'T GONNA DIE, 'CAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF MY TIME! LUIGI, YO!"

* In a Mortal instruments RP forum run by ShadowAngelDemon, Osiris attempts to kill [[Roleplay/ShadowhunterPeril Umbra]] repeatedly. His actions are justified since Umbra is the only good demon to exist and the rest of his kind has an extremely bad reputation for commiting heinous deeds that even the foulest of humans wouldn't do. When Osiris is joined by Iliana, this exchange ensues.
-->Illiana lunged towards the Greater Demon, ignoring Orisis' claim that he had it. She threw a couple of her Runed chakras at the Greater Demon, before looking back at Ethan to make sure he was alright, because after all, he was her first priority.
-->[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Umbra looked down in mild surprise at the chakras embedded in his chest.]] He ripped the blazing weapons out and raised an eyebrow at Illiana. "Do not do that again."
-->Illiana smirked dispite herself; she never listened to anyone. "Whatta you gonna do about it if I do?" she twirled the chakras between her fingers, itching to throw them at him again, but this time, with more force.
-->Just then Osiris hurled his sword at Umbra, who slid into a deep backbend, making the blade miss him completely. Osiris lunged again with the other sword, and [[CurbStompBattle Umbra grabbed his wrist, smoothly disarming the warlock. He elbowed him in the gut, then flipped Osiris onto his back on the ground.]]
-->He looked at Iliana. "That."
-->Illiana looked unfazed. "I'm not Osiris." She laughed and ran towards Umbra, blade drawn and runes shining, giving her angel blood an intricate light that shone through her skin, one that normal Shadowhunters don't have, Shadowhunters that didn't tamper with ancient runes.
-->"Honestly. Does an enemy with thousands of years of combat experience mean nothing to you?" Umbra raised a hand at the three of them, and black and purple air forcefully shot from his palm, with enough force to knock Ethan and Osiris off their feet.
** This continues for a few more minutes until Umbra loses patience and tosses Osiris through a wall, and then the two of them stop attacking him. He goes on to explain the real threat.
* NighInvulnerable [[PhysicalGod Obl]][[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds ivi]][[OmnicidalManiac on]] also has a pretty nice one to the equally NighInvulnerable [[PintSizedPowerhouse Pu]][[ImmortalImmaturity ri]][[OurAngelsAreDifferent el]] in the aforementioned ''Roleplay/ShadowhunterPeril''.
** [[{{Jerkass}} Puriel bring Puriel]], however, it doesn't work.
* In [[https://www.deviantart.com/art/Twitch-Plays-Pokemon-Part-2-Dreams-435422186 one fan-comic]] of the fight against Giovanni in Twitch Plays Pokemon Red, Red has this to say after he resolves himself to become the [[ToBeAMaster Pokemon Champion]] to become free of the [[MindHive thousands of voices giving him commands in his head]]:
--> '''Red''': The voices tell me the future. I will lay to rest the restless spirits. I will destroy you and your organization. I will climb to the peak of this land, with all the badges and accolades it has to offer. And then. THERE WILL BE SILENCE

* LetsPlay/{{Critikal}}, while playing ''VideoGame/EarthDefenseForce2025'' lets out the boast "You may have rendered telephones useless, but I can still call your ant queen a bitch!"

* ''WebVideo/MLPAnalysis'': Saberspark gives one for the entire Brony community:
--> ''"We have been baptized by'' '''''fire! In the pits of 4Chan!!''''' ''If we can make it there, we can make it anywhere.''
** There's also something strangely badass about [=AnthonyC=]'s last words when he's apparently DrivenToSuicide.
--> '''Bronycurious''': ''The HELL!? Don't do THAT, there's no coming back from THAT!!!''
--> '''[=AnthonyC=]:''' ''Well, then I guess we'll dance together, forever.'' '''''In pony HEEELLLLLL!!!!!'''''
* As a parody of [[ForumSpeak Internet Tough Guys]], the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64 Navy Seal Copypasta]] is based around this.
--> ''"I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands."''

* ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'' is positively ''swimming'' with quality boasts:
** Just before things get properly serious in the Goku vs Superman, we get this awesome line:
--> '''Goku''': The game's not so fun when you're losing, is it?
--> '''Superman''': Game?! You think this is a game?! I haven't even ''begun'' to play!
** Goku later does one, but Superman is unimpressed.
-->'''Goku''': It's over Superman. Nobody is stronger than Super Saiyan 4, my ultimate form!
-->'''Superman''': Ultimate form? Huh, about time you ran out of hairstyles.
** Wolverine vs. Raiden gives us an example when the latter inquires about the former's extreme durability.
-->'''Raiden:''' Are you some kind of cyborg?
-->'''Wolverine:''' Well, my bones are covered in the strongest metal around. [[DeadpanSnarker Does that count?]]
** Lex Luthor and Iron Man trade boasts towards the end of their fight.
-->'''Lex:''' Fool! You are just like all the rest. Building a suit to save the world, trying to play God. Let me tell you something Stark! There is only one man fit to play such a role... ''Me!''\\
'''Iron Man:''' I don't know Lex, being a god can't be too hard. I mean I'm the most intelligent, capable person on the planet! I'm not playing God. All this time... ''I've been playing human!''
** Hulk delivers a simple, but effective one to Doomsday.
-->'''Hulk''': You break buildings good... but Hulk BREAK WORLDS!
** Leon Kennedy vs. Frank West has this exchange.
-->'''Leon:''' Give it up, man! You can't keep up with me.\\
'''Frank:''' Wanna bet? [[CatchPhrase I've covered wars, you know!]]\\
'''Leon:''' That's nice, but...''I've fought in them''.
** Comicbook/DoctorFate likewise gives a good one to Comicbook/DoctorStrange.
-->'''Fate:''' ''Fool!'' You are merely a doctor. I am a '''God!'''
** When he and [[Franchise/{{Gundam}} Amuro]] end up in a BladeLock, [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]] gives a hell of a boast.
-->'''Optimus:''' Vile Decepticon! I have been in battle for countless eons!
** Once he has Sailor Galaxia at his mercy, Beerus declares:
--> '''[[IAmTheNoun I]] ''[[IAmTheNoun AM]]'' THE IMPOSSIBLE!'''

* Noriko Null in ''Literature/BeyondTheImpossible'', about her superhero team:
-->"A word of advice. Between them, the people you’re facing can summon an army of ten thousand fighters, cut through matter with a thought, shoot laser beams at the speed of light and unleash destruction faster and more devastatingly than you can imagine. We are the Vanguard. We killed a goddess once. You do not want to pick up a fight with us."
* ''Podcast/TheThrillingAdventureHour:''
** In the final "Beyond Belief" segment, "It's a Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad World", Nightmares the Clown thinks he has the Doyles on the ropes, forcing upon them their two greatest fears, [[TheAlcoholic sobriety]] and [[HappilyMarried being separated from one another by an eternal wall]] and preparing to sic bloodthirsty monsters and enchanted animals on them. The result is a Badass Boast that makes the monsters back down and causes [[EmotionEater fear-eating]] Nightmares to realize that [[spoiler:he's scared of Frank and Sadie Doyle]].
--->'''Frank:''' You see, one of the things I love about Sadie is who she has made me. Who I am in her company. Without her and thanks to you, actually, Nightmares, I was quite the monster hunter.\\
'''Sadie:''' Dashing and dangerous.\\
'''Frank:''' Yes. Sadie met me on my last day as the boogeyman to boogeymen. I saw her and put in my papers. So if you think taking Sadie ''away'' from me and throwing a monsters my way will ''scare'' me, I'll let you in on this: It is a thing I cherish and appreciate that I will get to show these monsters and animals how ''little'' I care for them when Sadie's not around. Relive the good old days until Sadie and I reunite. Am I scared? No! I am excited! To see if I still got it! And guess what? I still got it! I'll take the skeleton first and use his bones to take the rest of you. That's my plan but I'll play it by ear. We ''all'' have bones as the skeleton pointed out, so we'll see whose I use!\\
'''Sadie:''' Oh, Frank, be gentle.\\
'''Frank:''' Only when by your side once more, my darling. And Nightmares, monsters, if you care to meet the only person I've ever met who leaves me in the dust in terms of merciless cruelty and toughness, you've already met her. You've put in danger the thing she loves above all else\\
'''Sadie:''' You!\\
'''Frank:''' Me!
** Phillip Fathom, the Deep Sea Detective, has a boast parodying Batman's "I am vengeance, I am the night" speech as part of his introduction:
---> "I am the subaquatic darkness! I am the abyssopelagic layer! I exert the pressure of justice on the metazoan creatures who lurk in the deep! [[Film/TheDarkKnight I am the hero the ocean deserves]]! I am your semiamphibious knight! I am... '''Phillip Fathom, the Deep Sea Detective'''!"
* The Courier of ''Machinima/CouriersMindRiseOfNewVegas'' being a [[HairTriggerTemper short tempered]] LargeHam, likes to throw these around in battle.. and despite having a strange accent and an eccentric personality still manages to sound badass.
--> '''The Courier:''' Those who f**k with The Courier and friends, will be shot repeatedly! fried by Laser! And Castrated with a rusty knife!
--> '''The Courier:''' Five guys and robot! That's all it takes to take out one of your outpost?! You guys useless! (in slow motion) You disappoint me son!
--> '''The Courier:''' Am I holding my own murder weapon? Death you are now my b**ch.
--> '''The Courier:''' [[UnstoppableMailMan Do you know who I am?! I am the Courier, and I am here to deliver your DEATH! If you have any complaints about this delivery, please, do feel free to keep them to yourselves!]]
** From the Season 8 Trailer:
--> '''Caesar:''' You dare to come here and stand before me. What were you thinking?
--> '''The Courier:''' What were you thinking when you invited me here? Did you want to see what Death looked like in the flesh?
--> '''The Courier:''' Depending on how this meeting goes, I'm either gonna end up as your superior, or the man who's gonna cut your fucking head off. Let's go find out!
** In so many more, you could probably make a whole page of them.
* Gordon in ''Machinima/FreemansMind'' drops a lot of them.
-->'''Gordon:''' This is why I'm such a good theoretical physicist. I solve problems that shouldn't even exist.\\
'''Gordon''': Okay, I remember fighting an Elder God. I won, because I'm that good...
* In ''Series/TheCryOfMann'', Courtney tells Berry that "[[IAmTheNoun I am the thunder and light]] that shatters bodies. I AM THE KILLER ''SUPREME!''"
* ''Podcast/PokemonWorldTourUnited:''
** Episode 60 provides two:
*** Before Rose and Acantha's battle, their mother Ambrosia tries to talk Acantha out of it, asking her if she ''really'' wants to go through with this. When Acantha demands to know why she wouldn't, Ambrosia responds with "because she will wipe the floor with you."
*** After Rose wipes the floor with Acantha and Acantha has left, Ambrosia and Rose's grandmother, Odessa, warn her that Acantha will not take this humiliation lying down, and is certain to use any connections she can to make Rose's life miserable any way she can. Rose responds that Acantha or anyone she sics on her is going to have to actually deal with ''her'', as well as and her friends.
* The idea of ''LetsPlay/{{Dream}}'' hunting down a team of George, Sapnap, and [=BadBoyHalo=] is floated in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oySp75huAp8 the "3 Hunters Grand Finale" explanation video]]--Dream would have to kill all three to win. His response? "That would be over in like ten seconds. I dunno about that." And when Bad asks if he doesn't think he can do it, Dream doubles down and calmly says "I could easily do it."
* In ''WebVideo/DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog'', Doctor Horrible finally finds his evil resolve during "Slipping", and delivers a resounding declaration of his intent to rule the world.
---> ''It's Doctor Horrible's turn/You people all have to learn/This world is going to BURN. BURN-'' [[MusicalisInterruptus Yeah, it's two 'r's: H-O-R-R, yeah, right-]] ''BURN.''
** His resolve turns dark, however, in "Everything You Ever"
---> ''Now the nightmare's real/Now Doc-tor Horr-i-ble is here/To make you quake with fear/To make the whole world kneel...''

* Piccolo after merging with Kami:

* In ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', [[FlyingBrick Alexandria]] has an excellent one at the beginning of [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/05/11/cell-22-4/ Cell 22.4]] and spends the entire first half of the chapter proving it.
--> '''Alexandria''': Threats is the wrong word. But English is a limited language in some ways. There’s really no word to articulate what I mean. A threat with a measure of inevitability to it. A promise? Too feeble. People break promises too often. A curse? A malediction? Too… magical. An oath? The connotations are wrong. When I say I’ll do something, I make it happen.
** Of course, [[spoiler: it's kind of [[SubvertedTrope subverted]] when Taylor gets mad and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kills Alexandria shortly thereafter]]]].

* As a parody of [[InternetToughGuy Internet Tough Guys]], the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64 Navy Seal Copypasta]] is based around this.

* Tsuru, the kindly grandmother figure of ''Literature/{{Touch}}'' gives us this one when someone convinces her to fight them seriously:

* Just before things get properly serious in ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'''s Goku vs Superman video, we get this awesome line:

** Wolverine does one during his fight with Raiden, who inquires about his extreme durability.

** Hulk delivers simple, but effective one to Doomsday.
-->'''Hulk''': You break buildings good... but Hulk BREAK WORLDS!
** Comicbook/DoctorFate likewise gives a good one to Comicbook/DoctorStrange
-->'''Fate:''' ''Fool!'' You are merely a doctor. I am a '''God!'''

* Common in ''Fanfic/FarceOfTheThreeKingdoms,'' although they're almost always subverted in one way or another.
--> '''Cao Cao:''' Bad? I’m the baddest dude around. My enemies scatter in front of me like rats. I mow them down like weeds. Come, see, conquer is my order of business. All who oppose me perish. Understand?
-->'''Zhang Song:''' [[ArmorPiercingResponse That’s why there are so many YouTube compilations of your ''Yakety Sax'' scenes.]]
** The "heroes" aren't much better off, either.
--> '''Guan Yu's ghost:''' My name is Guan Yu, and in life, I was Lord of Hanshou! For about half of Chapter 26!

* The idea of ''LetsPlay/{{Dream}}'' hunting down a team of George, Sapnap, and [=BadBoyHalo=] is floated in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oySp75huAp8 the "3 Hunters Grand Finale" explanation video]]--Dream would have to kill all three to win. His response? "That would be over in like ten seconds. I dunno about that." And when Bad asks if he doesn't think he can do it, Dream doubles down and calmly says "I could easily do it."

---> Gohan, to Cell: "Cell... you don't get it. I hate this. The vibrations through my fists on contact... the taste of blood in my mouth... the sound of my heart in my ears... I hate it. I always have. But right now... in this moment... the only thing I hate more than it... is you. [...] Because you were right about me. I was a coward... Scared of what would happen if I snap... Afraid that... if I lost it this time... I'd... never come back. That I'd finally... kill someone. But I'm not scared anymore, Cell. [...] Because there is no point in being afraid of the inevitable."

--> '''Guan Yu's ghost:''' My name is Guan Yu, and in life, I was Lord of Hanshou! For about half of Chapter 26!

--> '''Chedr''': I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE [[ThePigpen TRASHY MAN]]. IN SPITE OF THE [[{{Mons}} MONSTER]], AND THE [[FluffyTamer COACH]], ONLY [[YouKeepUsingThatWord TRASHY]], I WILL [[ToBeAMaster BEAT DOWN THEM ALL]]. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO, [[GottaCatchThemAll COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW]] [[ThisIsUnforgivable ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE]]. YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. [[MemeticMutation THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE]]!

* The ''Roleplay/GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse''. A [[{{Mook}} Tarot Sword]] shoots Stone in the back of the head with a point blank .357 Magnum. After the bullet ricochets into the ceiling, Stone's response is to turn around... slowly... and growl, "If you ever... '''''ever''''' shoot me with that pistol again, and I ever hear about it, I'm going to rip your eye out of its socket and skullfuck you!"

*** After Rose wipes the floor with Acantha and Acantha has left, Ambrosia and Rose's grandmother, Odessa, warn her that Acantha will not take this humiliation lying down, and is certain to use any connections she can to make Rose's life miserable any way she can. Rose responds that Acantha or anyone she sics on her is going to have to actually deal with ''her'', as well as and her friends.

* From ''JustForFun/PokemonVietnameseCrystal'', as [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SdYedd0dD7s#t=445s made famous]] by LetsPlay/DeliciousCinnamon.

* Nora gets in a good one after hearing [[spoiler: Ozpin]] explain that Hazel's Semblance lets him [[FeelNoPain block out pain]]:

-->'''Gordon:'''This is why I'm such a good theoretical physicist. I solve problems that shouldn't even exist."\\
Gordon: Okay, I remember fighting an Elder God. I won, because I'm that good...